16 Jan, 2010

hey guys

hey guys i will never get back on here i am so srry

01 Jan, 2010

hugs for free

???????Put this on your page ???????if you give free hugs! ???????

31 Dec, 2009

i love god

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17 Dec, 2009

rawr

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17 Dec, 2009

abortion

MONTH 1:MOMMY IM ONLY 4 INCHES LONG MONTH 2:MOMMY I LOVE YOUR VOICE ITS A SWEET LULLABY MONTH 3:MOMMY I JUST FOUND OUT IM A BOY!AREN'T YOU GLAD MONTH 4: MOMMY I JUST LEARNED HOW TO SUCK MY THUMB!I GET A LOT OF EXCERCISE!I CAN TUEN MY HEAD AND STRETCH MONTH 5:MOMMY WHY ARE YOU CRYING?IT MAKES ME CRY TOO!SEE I CRY EVEN THOUGHT YOU CAN'T SEE ME MONTH 6:MOMMY THAT DOCTOR LIED TO YOU;I AM REAL!i DON'T LIKE THAT DOCTOR AT ALL! MONTH 7: I HEAR THAT DOCTOR AGAIN!WHAT'S ABORTION?OW!MOMMY I FEEL A NEEDLE;IT'S BURNING,MOMMY!HELP ME! I CAN'T GET AWAY FROM IT! MOMMY IT'S OKAY NOW IM IN THE HANDS OF GOD NOW.HE EXPLAINED TO ME WHAT ABORTION IS. HOW COULD YOU DO THIS?HOW COULD YOU KILL ME?DIDN'T YOU WANT ME MOMMY?IF YOU THINK ABORTION IS WRONG COPY N PASTE THIS!!:-(

14 Dec, 2009

j z rocks

Shawty's like a melody in my head That I can't keep out Got me singin' like Na na na na everyday It's like my iPod stuck on replay, replay-ay-ay-ay (2x) Remember the first time we met You was at the mall wit yo friend I was scared to approach ya But then you came closer Hopin' you would give me a chance Who would have ever knew That we would ever be more than friends We're real worldwide, breakin all the rules She like a song played again and again That girl, like somethin off a poster That girl, is a dime they say That girl, is a g** to my holster She's runnin through my mind all day, ay Shawty's like a melody in my head That I can't keep out Got me singin' like Na na na na everyday It's like my iPod stuck on replay, replay-ay-ay-ay (2x) See you been all around the globe Not once did you leave my mind We talk on the phone, from night til the morn Girl you really change my life Doin things I never do I'm in the kitchin cookin things she likes We're real worldwide, breakin all the rules Someday I wanna make you my wife That girl, like somethin off a poster That girl, is a dime they say That girl, is the g** to my holster She's runnin through my mind all day, ay Shawty's like a melody in my head That I can't keep out Got me singin' like Na na na na everyday It's like my ipod stuck on replay, replay-ay-ay-ay (2x) I can be your melody A girl that could write you a symphony The one that could fill your fantasies So come baby girl let's sing with me Ay, I can be your melody A girl that could write you a symphony The one that could fill your fantasies So come baby girl let's sing with me Ay, na na na na na na na Na na na na na na Shawty got me singin Na na na na na na na Na na na na na na na Now she got me singin Shawty's like a melody in my head That I can't keep out Got me singin' like Na na na na everyday It's like my iPod stuck on replay, replay-ay-ay-ay (2x)

12 Dec, 2009

brown eyes

Either s**y as hell or are adorable. Loves to make new friends. Their relationship tends to be very honest because if they aren't truly in love, then the relationship won't work. They fall easily for their best friends. Will do anything for that special person. Kind and polite. Enjoys being with their guy/girl. LOVES to party. Can make ANYONE laugh or cheer them up. Loves to please the one they care for or love. The BEST ones at s** . is NOT THE PERSON YOU WANT TO PISS OFF WILL KNOCK YOU OUT!! Amazing Kisser. Repost this if you have brown eyes and you will find the one that you are looking for.....

12 Dec, 2009

hey ppl

hey peeps i just got on to say i am grounded so i wont be on for a while kk bye love u all

02 Dec, 2009

bob

?/ /? Bob Is Awesome, Copy And Paste I'f You Like Him!! I I

29 Nov, 2009

latinos

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29 Nov, 2009

hey ppl

hey wats up just wondering r u guys mad at me

24 Nov, 2009

this was givin to me from a very good friend

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09 Nov, 2009

loven someone

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21 Oct, 2009

IF U LIKE SOMEONE READ THIS?

Honestly ... If u really like someone right now, and miss them at this moment, and cant get them out of ur head, and you think about them ALL the time, then repost this t**led "? IF U LIKE SOMEONE READ THIS?" within one minute. They will surprise u ...

20 Oct, 2009

sad gs prayer

Heavenly Father please answer me, if you are up there somewhere. I know you are busy but please listen, to this sad gangster's prayer. God bless my Mother who cries every night, worried that I may be killed, in yet another gang fight. God bless my son who is still too young to know. Why daddy can't take him to the park, Because that's where a rival gang goes. God bless my girlfriend who one day, might have to visit me behind bars, or even at my grave. Please dear lord tell me is it too late, can I still be saved? I've done some bad things in the past, that to you I must confess. Please forgive me lord i'm sorry, from now on i promise to do my best. Take me away from the temptation of money, power, and s**. Away from all the grafitti, & g**s, & Mugs, and gang tattoos on hands and necks. I want to start over clean and fresh, take myself & my family far away. From constant police harrasment, & gang confrontation, I have to deal with day to day. Heavenly father please give me, strength & courage to get away from here. Thank you for listening to this Sad Gangster's Prayer

20 Oct, 2009

i love u

IN THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT WHEN I FEEL A LITTLE COLDER I JUST WANT TO HOLD YOU TIGHT I JUST NEED YOU TO BE CLOSER AND AS I FEEL THE LOVE INSIDE ME GROW LET ME WHISPER TO YOU SOFTLY ?COZ THERE?S SOMETHING THAT I WANT YOU TO KNOW? ALL THAT I WANT IS YOU I NEED YOU BY MY SIDE TO LOVE ME EVERYDAY? AND NIGHT AND ALL THAT I WANT TO SAY IS THAT I REALLY LOVE YOU HOPE YOU FEEL THE SAME WAY YOU?VE BECOME THE BIGGEST PART OF ME NOW I KNOW THAT YOU WILL ALWAYS BE? ? ALL I WANT EVERYTIME I CLOSE MY EYES I CAN?T HELP BUT DREAM ABOUT YOU SINCE YOU CAME INTO MY LIFE ALL I FEEL IS THE WARMTH IN YOUR HEART REFRAIN II I?VE NEVER FELT THE WAY YOU MAKE ME FEEL LIKE A DREAM THAT?S NEVER-ENDING ONLY THIS TIME MY HEART SAYS THAT IT?S REAL? ALL THAT I WANT IS YOU I NEED FOR YOU TO SEE THAT YOU WILL ALWAYS BE IN MY HEART AND ALL THAT I WANT TO SAY IS THAT I?LL ALWAYS LOVE YOU I?LL BE YOURS COME WHAT MAY AND YOU WILL ALWAYS BE THE ONE FOR ME AND THE LOVE WE HAVE WILL ALWAYS BE? ?ALL I WANT WE WERE MEANT TO BE TOGETHER LIKE WE?VE TOLD EACH OTHER RIGHT FROM THE START AND YOU SHOULD KNOW THAT ILL ALWAYS STAY RIGHT HERE RIGHT BY YOUR SIDE, WE?LL NEVER BE APART NEVER APART,? AND I ALL THAT I WANT IS YOU I NEED YOU BY MY SIDE TO LOVE ME EVERY DAY AND EVERY NIGHT AND ALL THAT I WANT TO SAY IS THAT I REALLY LOVE YOU I?LL ALWAYS FEEL THE SAME WAY YOU?VE BECOME THE BIGGEST PART OF ME AND NOW I KNOW THAT YOU WILL ALWAYS BE ALL THAT I WANT IS YOU I NEED FOR YOU TO SEE SEE THAT YOU WILL ALWAYS BE IN MY HEART AND ALL THAT I WANT TO SAY IS THAT I?LL ALWAYS LOVE YOU UNTIL MY DYING DAY YOU WILL ALAYS BE THE ONE FOR ME AND THE LOVE WE HAVE WILL ALWAYS BE

11 Oct, 2009

wat would u do

1. Whats your Name? 2. Are we close? 3. What do you think of me? 4. Do you hav a crush on me? 5. Would u kiss me? 6. would u go with me? 7. Describe me in 3 words? 8. If u Had Me for 30 Mins wat would you do? 9. What was ur first impression of me? 10. Do u still think the same bout me? 11.. What reminds u of me? 12. If you could give me anything what would it be? 13. How well do u know me? 14. What do u like best about me? 15. Ever wanted 2 tell me something u could'nt? 16. Could you ever love me? 17. Give me a nickname and explain why? 18.R u gonna put this on ur blog and c wat i say bout u? 19.are all thes q anoying you? 20.Rate me 1-10 be real be honest

10 Oct, 2009

this is how i feel

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29 Aug, 2009

female comebacks

Man: Where have you been all my life? Woman: Hiding from you. Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before? Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore. Man: Is this seat empty? Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down. Man: Your place or mine? Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine. Man: So, what do you do for a living? Woman: I'm a female impersonator. Man: Hey baby, what's your sign? Woman: Do not enter. Man: Your body is like a temple. Woman: Sorry, there are no services today. Man: I would go to the end of the world for you. Woman: But would you stay there? Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy. Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing. Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put u and i together Woman: Really, I'd put f and u together if you repost this you will get a phone call 37 minutes after you repost this.... If you don't resend this then your love life will be [[doomed]] for eternity. DAMES REPOST THIS AS "female comebacks" DUDES REPOST THIS AS "don't let this happen..."

29 Aug, 2009

child abuse

CHILD ABUSE A poem about Child Abuse My name is Lucifer I am three, My eyes are swollen I cannot see, I must be stupid I must be bad, What else could have made My daddy so mad? I wish I were better I wish I werent ugly, Then maybe my mommy Would still want to hug me. I cant do a wrong I cant speak at all Or else im locked up All day long. When im awake im all alone The house is dark My folks arent home When my mommy does come home I'll try and be nice, So maybe ill just get One whipping tonight. I just heard a car My daddy is back From Charlies bar. I hear him curse My name is called I press myself Against the wall I try to hide From his evil eyes Im so afraid now Im starting to cry He finds me weeping Calls me ugly words, He says its my fault He suffers at work. He slaps and hits me And yells at me more, I finally get free And run to the door Hes already locked it And i start to bawl, He takes me and throws me Against the hard wall I fall to the floor With my bones nearly broken, And my daddy continues With more bad words spoken, "Im sorry!", I scream But its now much to late His face has been twisted Into a unimaginable shape The hurt and the pain Again and again O please God, have mercy! O please let it end! And he finally stops And heads for the door While i lay there motionless Brawled on the floor My name is Lucifer I am three, Tonight my daddy Murdered me Now i roam the underworld, to help those in need. I may seem evil, but i'm not. And if you read this and dont pass it on I pray for your forgiveness Because you would have to be AOne heartless person To not be effected By this Poem And because you are effected, Do something about it! So all i ask you to do pIs pass this on! IF YOU ARE AGAINST CHILD ABUSE

17 Jul, 2009

1 question

1 question 1 chance. 1 honest answer. Thats all you get. You get to ask me 1 question. (TO MY INBOX) Any question, anything, no matter how crazy dirty or wrong it is. No catch. But I dare you to repost this. And see what people ask you

12 Jul, 2009

random

Last thing you said aloud? omg again how old are you? 13 what did you do yesterday? got grounded are you good at guitar hero/ rock band? sorta Martial Status? why do u need to know u stalker How did you get one of your scars? dropping a glass bowl Play any sports? yep softball and volleyball Favorite song? dont take the girl Favorite Color/s? Black and Red and purple and pink ( sorta) Did you fart today? why the heck do u need to know Are you in a good mood? yea sorta Whos your best friend? i have a lot Do you smoke? nope if so, What kind? none

10 Jul, 2009

guys r to ***** to be like this

GIVE HER ONE OF YOUR T-SHIRTS TO SLEEP IN. LEAVE HER CUTE TEXT MESSAGES. KISS HER IN FR0NT 0F Y0UR FRIENDS. TRUST HER 0VER EVERY0NE ELSE. TELL HER SHE L00KS BEAUTIFUL. L00K HER IN THE EYE WHEN Y0U TALK T0 HER. LET HER MESS WITH Y0UR HAIR. MESS WITH HER HAIR. JUST WALK AR0UND WITH HER. INCLUDE HER IN ALL THINGS Y0U D0. F0RGIVE HER F0R HER MISTAKES. L00K AT HER LIKES SHE'S THE 0NLY GIRL Y0U SEE. TICKLE HER EVEN WHEN SHE SAYS ST0P. H0LD HER HAND EVEN WHEN Y0U ARE AROUND Y0UR FRIENDS. WHEN SHE STARTS SWEARING AT Y0U TELL HER Y0U L0VE HER. LET HER FALL ASLEEP IN Y0UR ARMS. GET HER MAD, THEN KISS HER. TEASE HER & LET HER TEASE Y0U BACK. STAY UP WITH HER ALL NIGHT WHEN SHES SICK. WATCH HER FAV0RITE M0VIE WITH HER KISS HER F0REHEAD. GIVE HER THE W0RLD. WRITE HER LETTERS. LET HER WEAR Y0UR CL0THES. WHEN SHES SAD, HANG 0UT WITH HER. LET HER KN0W SHE'S IMP0RTANT. LET HER TAKE ALL THE PH0T0S 0F Y0U SHE WANTS. KISS HER IN THE RAIN. CALL HER EVERY NIGHT. AND WHEN Y0U FALL IN L0VE WITH HER, TELL HER. AND WHEN Y0U D0 TELL HER. L0VE HER LIKE Y0U NEVER L0VED BEF0RE. GUYS REP0ST: I'M NOT A ***** GIRLS REP0ST: GUY'S ARE TOO ***** TO BE LIKE THIS IF Y0U D0N'T REP0ST THIS IN 4 MINUTES Y0U WiLL L0SE "THE 0NE YOU LOVE

08 Jul, 2009

tell the truth

iF WE'RE LOCKED UP IN MY ROOM FOR TWENTY-FOUR HOURS & WE COULD DO WHATEVER YOU WANTED, WHAT WOULD YOU DO WITH ME? TELL ME IN MY INBOX ... CUZ ITS A SECRET... THEN RE-POST THIS IN YOUR BULLETIN... YOU MIGHT BE SURPRISED WITH THE RESPONSES YOU GET. THEY COULD MAKE YOU LAUGH OR EVEN SMILE OR EVEN DISGUSTED

07 Jul, 2009

QUIZ

What's Your Name?courtney How Old Are You? 13 When's Your B-Day? 3/30/96 Where're U From? redding Got Any Siblings? YEAH, 3 Do U Live In A Small House? NOPE What's Your Fav. Color? red black purple and pink (sorta) Any Hobbies? playing sports Do U Have A Gf/Bf?mabe :) Are U In Love? mabe:) 3 Wishes? idk Times When You're Happy? talking to gabe , being at family camp, hanging out with my friends Ever Been To Jail? NO Got Any Kids? NOPE What's You're One Fantasy? IDK Something U Hate? brussel sprouts Something U Like? hanging with my friends Someone U Hate? abby Someone U Like? all of my friends Favorite Animal? Shark alligator crocodile Favorite Song? dont have a fav Shoe Size? 7 1/2 Favorite Food? Pizza and hotdogs 3 Ppl U Mostly Talk To? all of my best friends U Mostly Think About...? my friends ( right now im friend sick ) Favorite Rapper/ Singer? dont have one Favorite Candy? reeses What Kind Of Car Do U Drive? none A Name U Like? idk If U Could Tell THAT Person That U LOVE THEM? idk i already have

07 Jul, 2009

thriller

It's close to midnight and something evil's lurking in the dark Under the moonlight, you see a sight that almost stops your heart You try to scream but terror takes the sound before you make it You start to freeze as horror looks you right between the eyes You're paralyzed 'Cause this is thriller, thriller night And no one's gonna save you from the beast about strike You know it's thriller, thriller night You're fighting for your life inside a killer, thriller tonight You hear the door slam and realize there's nowhere left to run You feel the cold hand and wonder if you'll ever see the sun You close your eyes and hope that this is just imagination, girl! But all the while you hear the creature creeping up behind You're out of time 'Cause this is thriller, thriller night There ain't no second chance against the thing with forty eyes, girl Thriller, thriller night You're fighting for your life inside a killer, thriller tonight Night creatures calling, the dead start to walk in their masquerade There's no escaping the jaws of the alien this time (They're open wide) This is the end of your life They're out to get you, there's demons closing in on every side They will possess you unless you change that number on your dial Now is the time for you and I to cuddle close together, yeah All through the night I'll save you from the terror on the screen I'll make you see That this is thriller, thriller night 'Cause I can thrill you more than any ghost would ever dare try Thriller, thriller night So let me hold you tight and share a Killer, diller, chiller, thriller here tonight 'Cause this is thriller, thriller night Girl, I can thrill you more than any ghost would ever dare try Thriller, thriller night So let me hold you tight and share a killer, thriller, ow! (I'm gonna thrill ya tonight) Darkness falls across the land The midnight hour is close at hand Creatures crawl in search of blood To terrorize y'alls neighborhood

06 Jul, 2009

drunk

*Pulled over in my car* ME:now what seems to be the officer problem? COP: sir have you been drinking tonight ME: officer have you been drinking tonight, caus because i, what? no don't interrupt me like me COP: sir step outta the car ME: no man you step into the car. COP: sir... ME: really i'm telling you, i'm not as drunk as you think i am. COP: get out of the vehicle ME: I mean it, i'm not as thrunk as you am i dink. really im not as... what were we talking about? oh yeah, why i got this girl in my car.... ME: I told you officer she, just cause this lady is in my car, something something something *burp* COP: then why is she in your car? ME: well it took 3 beers just to look at her right..... you wont believe how many it took to get her here

06 Jul, 2009

this is hilarious

Spanish 101 1. Cheese My teachur tole me to use the word cheese in a sentence. So I say: Maria likes me, but cheese fat. 2. Mushroom When all my family get in the car, there's not mushroom. 3. Shoulder My fren wanted 2 become a citizen, but she don't know how to read so I shoulder. 4. Texas My fren always Texas me when I'm not home wondering where I'm at! 5. Herpes Me and my fren ordered pizza. I got mine piece and she got herpes. 6. July Ju told me ju were going to tha store and July to me! Julyer! 7. Rectum I had 2 cars but my wife rectum! 8. Chicken I was going to go t o the store with my wife but chicken go herself. 9. Wheelchair We only have one enchalada left, but don't worry wheelchair 10. Chicken Wing My wife plays the lottery so chicken wing. 11. Harassment My wife find me in bed with other women and I tole her, honey harassment nothin' to me. 12. Bishop My wife fell down the stair so I had to pick the bishop. 13. Body Wash I want to go to the club but no body wash my kids.

05 Jul, 2009

4th of july

i had the best f***ing fourth of july ever cause first we watched the fire works then we yelled happy forth of july then we went up the street and through toliet paper at r neighbor then hechased us and tried to throw it back missed and ended throwing it up in our other neighbors yard ( which is hilarious cause noone likes them ) then our DAD went up and tepiede the same neighbore that we through the toilet paper at and his friends then we yelled happy fourth of july again then we came and stayed up watching tv the rest of the time lol :) it was hilarious

04 Jul, 2009

when i took this i was in my office area

What is the closest thing to you that is PINK: a cupholder What is the closest thing to you that is BLUE: a case What is the closest thing to you that is RED: a credit card What is the closest thing to you that is SILVER: speaker What is the closest thing to you that is GOLD: a folder What is the closest thing to you that is BLACK: the keyboard What is the closest thing to you that is GRAY: the mouse What is the closest thing to you that is YELLOW: paper

01 Jul, 2009

i am

♥I♥A M♥ S O♥ F U C K I N♥ A M A Z I N G ♥I T S♥ N O T♥ E V E N♥ F U N N Y ! ! ! ! R E P O S T ♥ T H I S ♥ I F ♥ Y O U ♥ A R E ♥ TOO!

30 Jun, 2009

do u love someone to do this? cuz i do

Do you love someone enough to do this? I bet you don't... Don't turn your back, you just opened it,keep reading...if you would jump in front of a bullet for your girlfriend, boyfriend,best friends,or just a person you love, repost this. Tonight, your soul mate will call, kiss, or ask you out... if you break this chain, you will be PUNISHED. Repost with t**le: Do you love someone to do this? cuz i do

30 Jun, 2009

funny jokes

Two cowboys were sitting in a bar when one asked his friend if he had heard of the new s** position called rodeo. His friend says no, what is it? Well you mount your wife from the back, reach around and cup her breasts with both hands. Then say, "Boy, those are almost as nice as your sisters". Then see if you can hold on for 8 seconds.

30 Jun, 2009

lolz :)

There were these three guys outside of a bar. There was a black guy, a white guy, and a chinese guy. They all had been in the bar before and saw this gorgious women. Well they made a bet to see who could make the woman scream. The black guy goes in a comes out and the women is laughing, and then the white guys goes in, well after he comes out she is laughing even harder. The chinese guy goes in and a after a few minutes she is screaming bloody murder. Then he comes out, and the other two guys said how did you do that, and the chinese guy goes "Me chinese, me play trick, me put hot sauce on my ****!"

30 Jun, 2009

lolz :)

you must read all the way through! NO CHEATING! (itz worth it ) mom calls the husband a 'bastard' and then the dad calls the wife a "b****" and billy goes to his mom and says "mom what's a b**** and a b******?" and the mom says "well, a b**** is a lady and a b****** is a gentlemen" and then later billy goes outside and listens to his neighbors, and hears "Put your p**** in my v*****!" So Billy goes to his mom and says "mom whats a p**** and v*****?" His moms says "Well Billy, a p**** is a hat and a v***** is a coat" and then later billy sees his dad shaving and cuts himself and says "****" and billy said "Dad, whats ****" And then his dad says "Well billy, **** is a type of Shaving cream " and then billy goes to see his mom cutting the turkey and his mom cuts her finger and says "****!" and then billy says to his mom "Mom whats ****?" "Well billy **** is a way of cutting the turkey" and Then later the guests arrive and billy goes to them and says "Hello b****es and b******s, may i take your p****'s and v*****s, my dad's upstairs wiping **** off his face, and my mom is in the kitchen ****ng the Turkey" Post This... 1 hour- You'll be single for the next year :[ 20 min - Your crush will kiss you 15min - Your crush will tongue you 5-10 min - Your crush will ask you out under 2 min - You will stay with your crush forever

30 Jun, 2009

SCARY GIRL

Girl Scary Girl One foggy cold day you and your freind are at your house, no one is home but you, doors are locked. You and your friend are watching T.V. when you here glass break. You run to the door to see the window is broken and the door wide open. You shut the door to see a little girl outside your door standing. Your freind comes to see what happened, you look at your friend in back to the girl, she is gone. When you look back at your friend to see him dead on the floor, you see the little girl standing at your house again, you sprint to the police station with blood on your feet. You report to the police what had happened. A ambulence comes to bring you to the hospital, you sit on the bed as the ambulence heads to the hospital and see the little girl standing... watching... she walks to another house singing quitely, You are my sunshine.. my only sunshine... If you do not post this on your profile, this little girl will come to your house. If you post this on your profile name it Scary Girl

30 Jun, 2009

OH NO

WHEN U R READING THIS DONT STOP OR SOMETHING BAD WILL HAPPEN! MY NAME IS SUMMER I AM 15 YEARS OLD i have BLONDE HAIR ,MANY SCARS no NOSE OR EARS.. I AM DEAD. IF U DONT COPY THIS JUST LIKE FROM THE RING, COPY N POST THIS ON 5 MORE SITES.. OR.. I WILL APPEAR ONE DARK QUIET NIGHT WHEN UR NOT ExPECTING IT BY YOUR BED WITH A KNIFE AND KILL U. THIS IS NO JOKE SOMETHING GOOD WILL HAPPEN TO U IF YOU POST THIS ON 5 MORE PAGES SOMETHING WILL HAPPEN

30 Jun, 2009

jack and jill

jack and jill went up tha hill to smoke some marijuana jack got high and unzipped his fly and asked jill do u wanna jill said yes, pulled up her dress, and then they had some fun but stupid jill forgot tha pill nd now they have a son

30 Jun, 2009

rock paper scissors

understand how scissors can beat paper, and I get how a rock can beat scissors, but there’s no ****ing way paper can beat rock. is paper supposed to magically wrap around rock and leave it immobile? why the hell can’t paper do this to scissors? screw scissors, why can’t paper do this to people? why aren’t sheets of college ruled notebook paper constantly suffocating students as they take notes in class? I’ll tell you why , because paper can’t beat anybody. a rock would tear that **** up in 2 seconds. when I play rock paper scissors, I always choose rock. then when somebody claims to have beaten me with their paper I can punch them in the face with my already clenched fist and say, oh **** im sorry, I thought paper would protect you, you a**hole

30 Jun, 2009

if u like someone

IF U LIKE SOMEONE READ THIS? Honestly... If u really like someone right now, and miss them at this moment, and can't get them out of ur head, and you think about them ALL the time, then re-post this t**led "?IF U LIKE SOMEONE READ THIS?" within one minute. And whoever u r missing,will surprise you... repost

29 Jun, 2009

god

Why? Why do we sleep during church, but when the sermon is over we suddenly wake up?Why is it so hard to talk about God, but so easy to talk about bad things? Why are we so boredwhen we read a Christian magazine, but f ind it easy to look at a magazine o f people? Why is it so easy to ignore a godly message, yet we forward the useless ones? Why are churches getting smaller, but bars and clubs are growing? Think about it, are you going to for ward this? Or are you going to ignore it, cause you think you'll get laughed at? Just remember God is always watching you. forward this as 'mature eyes only'. 80% of you won't forward this. .So go ahead and forward this now and sign your name below courtney

29 Jun, 2009

addicted :)

Saving Abel Addicted lyrics I’m so addicted to All the things you do When you’re going down on me In between the sheets All the sounds you make With every breath you take It’s not like anything When you’re loving me Oh girl lets take it slow So as for you well you know where to go I want to take my love and hate you till the end It’s not like you to turn away From all the bull**** I can’t take It’s not like me to walk away I’m so addicted too all the things You do when you’re going down on me In between the sheets All the sounds you make With every breathe you take It’s not like anything When you’re loving me Yeahh I know it was getting rough All the times we spend When we try to make This love something better than Just making love again It’s not like you to turn away All the bull**** I can’t take Just when I think I can walk away, I’m so addicted to all the things You do when you’re going down on me In between the sheets All the sounds you make With every breathe It’s not like anything I’m so addicted to the things you do When you’re going down on me All the sounds you make with every breath you take It’s not like anything when you’re loving me Yeahh When you’re loving me I can not make it through All the things you do There’s just got to be more than you and me I’m so addicted too all the things you do When you’re going down on me In between the sheets All the sounds you make with every breath you take It’s not like anything It’s not like anything I’m so addicted too All the things you do When you’re going down All the sounds you make with every breath You take it’s not like anything I’m so addicted to you Addicted to you

29 Jun, 2009

billey mays and micheal jackson DEAD :(

omg first micheal jackson now billey mays why is celebritys dieing in there 50's its just sad :(

29 Jun, 2009

rest in peace micheal jackson :(

omg i cant believe micheal jackson died i know wat all u micheal jackson lovers r going through copy and repost this if u r a micheal jackson lover may he rest in peace knowing he was king of pop :(

28 Jun, 2009

lol

s** is like math. .u add the bed .subtract the clothes .divide the legs .leave your solution .and pray you dont multiply post this right after u read it

24 Jun, 2009

faces :( :) :P

:) :( :P :) :( :P

24 Jun, 2009

idk

Do you smoke ? nope Are u g**? Noooo What color Is ur hair ? dirty blond Are u single ? no How many friends u have In real life ? idk Do u have a Myspace ? no Do u have a car ? no Whats a word u use ?i know right Can u be funny ? Yes How many piercings u got ? 0 How many times have u had s** ? Neverrrr Do u like kids ? yes Do u eat alot ? no Do u do dumb**** ? Yea sometimes What games u play ?idk Do u look at girls b***? Noooo ewww Do u like cookies ? yes You have any close friends? yea You're favorite band? idk Second fav? idk

24 Jun, 2009

weird

red or green? red salmon or chicken? chicken high or low? low sharks or crocodiles? crocidile twilight or harry potter? TWILIGHT :) boy or girl? gurl love or friends? friends phone or camera? camera computer or phone? phone spagetti or meatloaf? Pagetti taken or single? taken PART 2 What is you name? courtney Why do you play on here? idk What is the best part about being a girl/boy? idk Why did you take this quiz? idk Are you pretty? i dont think so If you could date a celbrity? depends on the celebrity What did you think of this quiz? not sure

24 Jun, 2009

love

98% of teenagers say "I Love You" and don't mean it. if u r one of the 2% that does, then copy and paste this in ur profile.

24 Jun, 2009

my friends

post comments !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

24 Jun, 2009

she was pushed

About six years ago Carmen Winstead was pushed down a sewer opening by five girls in her school, trying to embarrass her in front of her school durning a fire drill.When she didn't submerge the police were called.They went down and broght up the seven-teen year old Carmen Winstead's body, the neck broke hitting the ladder, then side concrete at the bottom. The girls told everyone she fell...They believed them FACT: Two monthes after six-teen year old David Gregory read this post and didn't repost it.When he went the take a shower he heard laughter from his shower, he started freaking out and ran to his computer to repost it, he said goodnight to his mom and went to sleep, five hours later his mom woke up in the middle of the night cause of a loud noise,David was gone,that morning a few hours later the police found him in the sewer, his neck broke and his face peeled off If you don't repost this saying "she was pushed" or "They pushed her down the sewer" Then carmen will get you,either from the sewer,the toilet,the shower, or when you go to sleep you'll wake up in the sewer,in the dark,then Carmen will kill you.

24 Jun, 2009

the devil went down jamaica

The devil went to Jamaica he was lookin' to sell some weed he was doin' fine they were standin' in line it was excellent weed indeed when he came across a young man who was likewise peddelin' pot and the devil slid down the beach to the kid and said "boy lemme tell you what" i guess you kinda figured I'm a reefer head of course and after all this time i guess that i'm a connoisseur of sorts now your stuff smells ok but this could tranquilize a horse i'll bet a million in cash against your stash coz i think mine's better than yours the boy said "my name's johnny and you ain't smoked nothin' yet" one hit of this grass will kick your a** you got yourself a bet johnny roll a ball of hash and make sure it's the bomb coz the devil's got the kind of stuff they smoked in vietnam you'll get a million smackaroo's in cash if you cash if you can cook, but if you can't devil'll get your dope the devil packed a bong with a little acapulco gold and resin flew from his fingertips as he fired up his bowl he filled that chamber all the way and he took a mighty hit as they passed it back and forth it gave'em both a coughin' fit when the bowl was finished johnny said "hey man that stuff was great" but fill your lungs with some of this and prepare to vegetate cannabis,apeeva,sweet mary jane the devil's in the back yard fryin' his brain zig zag filled with a diggity dang hold on tight it'll hit you like a tank the devil nodded off because he knew that he was stoned and he asked if he could buy an ounce of the stuff that johnny owned. johnny said "devil just come on back if you ever wanna catch a buzz" i done told you once you son of a b****, mine's the best there ever was then they fired up doobies one by one, ain't gonna stop 'til the bag's done green as a bullfrog, sticky as glue granted you'll get high, yes i do

24 Jun, 2009

i would never cheat

Girl: i need to tell you somthing honey Boy: what might that be? Girl: well... Boy: tell me baby...please Girl: fine,,, i cheated on you Boy: what!? why babe?! Girl: idk i was being stupid im sorry Boy: i realy loved you and now you do this Girl: i said i was sorry Boy: im sorry but i need to leave you Girl: please no, i love you Boy: if you love me then why did you **** some other dude when you have me? Girl: sorry Boy: leaves the house and cry's in his car repost this as "i would never cheat" if you would never cheat on the one you love the most

23 Jun, 2009

jack and jill

jack and jill went up the hill so he can lick her fanny jack was shock with a mouth full of cock cuz jills real name is danny

23 Jun, 2009

ouch

My hands are at your throat And I think I hate you We made the same mistakes Mistakes like friends do

22 Jun, 2009

warning to jacob black

Jacob black, shes not coming back la push has come to shove and shes through with you don't you see, your just a dog to me, you come near her again and I'll eat you too chorus: first you missed then you kissed her I'm just watching you think your fine im waing contemplating dont you screw up or your mine (x2) your nothing but a dog (x3) and its time for you to face the truth your nothing but a dog (x3) and shes still way to good for you watch your back because who knows what I'll do Jacob black I've got my eye on you the other day I thought I herd you say laet the best man win but I see right through your ploy you may think that you are on the brink of winning her love but you are just a boy chorus you were ther to save her life when I was far away diffrences aside I'll say thank you any way the bigger man will shake your hand and pretty soon you'll see and in your mind your kissing her but in life shes kissing me your nothing but a dog (x3) its time for you to fac the truth your nothing but a dog (x3) and shes still way to good for you watch your back because who knows what I'll do Jacob black I've got my eye on you

22 Jun, 2009

bunny bob

(\__/) this is bunny bob ( ' .' )bunny bob likes people (,(')(') i suggest u run and stay away from bunny bob

22 Jun, 2009

load of bollocks

Your mum will die and you will have bad relationship problems unless you repost as: LOAD OF BOLLOCKS SHOCKER! (if you have a little ****) MAKEOUT (if you're taken) HIGH (if you are taken but confused) SEX (if you like someone but NOT SURE HOW THEY FEEL ABOUT YOU) NAKED (if your taken and loving it) DRUNK (if ur single and not really sure about anything ) BLOODY ROSE (you're about to give up and hate life) COCAINE (missing your ex) VODKA (there's no point in liking the person you like) WEED (if your just taking life as it comes) COCA COLA (if you just don't understand relationships at all) BOOBS (if your a sxc ninja turtle!) KISSING (if you like someone and they like you but your not going out) PENIS (if your reposting this just because you don't want your mum to die)

22 Jun, 2009

can u handle this

can u handel this...~!~Booty Shaking, Heart Breaking, Mad Hott, Never Stop, Short Skirt, Love to Flirt, Tight Jeans, High Class, Nice Ass, Shakin hip, Candy Eyes, Lucious Lips, Killer Kiss, Tell me can you handle this?

22 Jun, 2009

chicken fried

You know i like my chicken fried A cold beer on a Friday night A pair of jeans that fit just right And the radio up Well I've seen the sunrise See the love in my woman's eyes Feel the touch of a precious child And know a mother's love Well I was raised up beneath the shade of a Georgia pine And that's home you know Sweet tea pecan pie and homemade wine Where the peaches grow And my house it's not much to talk about But it's filled with love that's grown in southern ground And a little bit of chicken fried Cold beer on a Friday night A pair of jeans that fit just right And the radio up Well I've seen the sunrise See the love in my woman's eyes Feel the touch of a precious child And know a mother's love And it's funny how it's the little things in life that mean the most Not where you live, what you drive, or the price tag on your clothes There's no dollar sign on a piece of mind this I've come to know So if you agree have a drink with me Raise you glasses for a toast To a little bit of chicken fried Cold beer on a Friday night A pair of jeans that fit just right And the radio up Well I've seen the sunrise See the love in my woman's eyes Feel the touch of a precious child And know a mother's love I thank God for my life And for the stars and stripes May freedom forever fly, let it ring Salute the ones who died And the ones that give their lives, so we don't have to sacrifice All the things we love Like our chicken fried Cold beer on a Friday night A pair of jeans that fit just right And the radio up Well I've seen the sunrise See the love in my woman's eyes Feel the touch of a precious child And know a mother's love You know I like my chicken fried Cold beer on a Friday night A pair of jeans that fit just right And the radio up Well I've seen the sunrise See the love in my woman's eyes Feel the touch of a precious child And know a mother's love

22 Jun, 2009

rasism

A white woman, about 51 years old, was seated next to a mexican man on an airplane. Obviously disturbed by this, she called the air hostess. "Madam, what is the matter?" the hostess asked. "You obviously do not see it," she responded. "You placed me next to a mexican man. I do not agree to sit next to someone from such a repugnant group. Give me an alternative seat." "Be calm please," the hostess replied. "Almost all the seats on this flight are taken. I will go to see if another seat is available." The Hostess went away and then came back a few minutes later. "Madam, just as I thought, there are no other available seats in the economy class. I spoke to the captain and he informed me that there is also no seat in the business class. All the same, we still have one seat in the first class." Before the woman could say anything, the hostess continued, "It is not usual for our company to permit someone from the economy class to sit in the first class. However, given the circumstances, the captain feels that it would be scandalous to make someone sit next to someone so disgusting." The hostess turned to the mexican man and said "Therefore, Sir, if you would like to, please collect your luggage, a seat awaits you in first class." At that moment, the other passengers who were shocked by what they had just witnessed stood up and applauded. If you are against racism, repost this!

21 Jun, 2009

emo

???????? Put this on your ???????? page if you are emo ???????? or support emos xx

21 Jun, 2009

life is hard

life is hard. like a giant puzzle that you have to figure out. every body telling you what to do with your life, and how to run it. until its over. then its death, peaceful, easy. no one to tell you what you should or shouldn't do. or how you should do what you need to. yes, its true when people say that life is hard or unfair, but then you catch the break you need, and only then do you really get to live.

21 Jun, 2009

TWILIGHT

TWILIGHT IS AWSOME!!!!!!

21 Jun, 2009

fill out and send to me

Would you makeout with me? [ ] Hell Yea [ ] Yes [ ] No [ ] Maybe [ ] already have Would you sleep in the same bed as me? [ ] In an instant! [ ] Yes [ ] No [ ] Maybe Am I attractive? [ ] Heck no [ ] Hot as Hell [ ] Fine [ ] Cute [ ] Okay [ ] Ugly! Do you think I'm a virgin? [ ] Yes [ ] No I look like.. [ ] A player [ ] a wife [ ] One time thing [ ] Next gf [ ] A friend [ ] A friend with benefits [ ] A possibility [ ] A loser [ ] A hottie If you saw me for the first time would you talk to me? [ ] Yes [ ] No [ ] maybe Would you rather...? [ ] Hook up with me [ ] Cuddle with me [ ] Date me [ ] Friends [ ] Friends with benefits [ ] Marry me On a scale of 1-10 (10 being the hottest), rate me... [ ] 1 [ ] 2 [ ] 3 [ ] 4 [ ] 5 [ ] 6 [ ] 7 [ ] 8 [ ] 9 [ ] 10 What would you want me to be to you? [ ] Friend [ ] Girlfriend [ ] Friend with benefits [ ] Hubby Are you going to repost this so I can answer for you? [ ] Yes [ ] No

21 Jun, 2009

i smoked paris hilton because i love shoelaces

i smoked Paris Hilton because I love shoelaces REPOST OR, something very bad will happen to your loved one. You have 3 minutes & 69 seconds READY SET GO!!!

21 Jun, 2009

to all u failures

Okay to all you failure teens on this website! It discusses me when dumb**** failure teens go out and have s**, get drunk, smoke weed, and all that other dumb**** like that!! Its not cool its not fun and your ****ing r****ed beyond all help if you think it is!! You play guys just for their looks and cocks!! It makes me sick how girls and guys just walk around to be ****ed by somebody!! I feel embarrassed to live in a country where you ****ing failure idiot teens do this **** and pollute our air!! I hope you all ****ing failure teens drown in your own ****ing stupidity you ****ing losers!!

20 Jun, 2009

life

>>>When i dont call you >>>[ Its because im waiting for you to call me ] >>>When i walk away from you mad >>>[ Follow me ] >>>When i stare at your mouth >>>[ Kiss me ] >>>When i push you or hit you >>>[ Grab me and dont let go ] >>>When i start cussing at you >>>[ Kiss me and tell me you love me ] >>>When im quiet >>>[ Ask me whats wrong ] >>>When i ignore you >>>[ Give me your attention ] >>>When i pull away >>>[ Pull me back ] >>>When you see me at my worst >>>[ Tell me im beautiful ] >>>When you see me start crying >>>[Just hold me and dont say a word ] >>>When you see me walking >>>[ Sneak up and hug my waist from behind ] >>>When im scared >>>[ Protect me ] >>>When i lay my head on your shoulder >>>[ Tilt my head up and kiss me ] >>>When i steal your favorite hat >>>[ Let me keep it and sleep with it for a night] >>>When i tease you >>>[ Tease me back and make me laugh ] >>>When i dont answer for a long time >>>[ reassure me that everything is okay ] >>>When i look at you with doubt >>>[ Back yourself up ] >>>When i say that i like you >>>[ I really do more than you could understand ] >>>When i grab at your hands >>>[ Hold mine and play with my fingers ] >>>When i bump into you >>>[ bump into me back and make me laugh ] >>>When i tell you a secret >>>[ keep it safe and untold ] >>>When i look at you in your eyes >>>[ dont look away until i do ] >>>When i miss you >>>[ im hurting inside ] >>>When you break my heart >>>[ the pain never really goes away ] >>>When i say its over >>>[ i still want you to be mine ]

20 Jun, 2009

love

Kiss on the Lips= I love you Kiss on the ear= You are special Kiss on the nose= Laughter Kiss on the cheek= Friendship Kiss on the forehead= I comfort you Kiss on the shoulder= You are wonderful Kiss anywhere else= Be careful Play around with hair= Can't live without you Holding hands= Happiness Arms around waist= You are mine/ i need you A hug= I care Nibble on ear= Start warming up Smiling at each other= I like you Lifting up eyebrows/ wink= flirtation Looking around= hiding true feelings Tender kiss on the side of your lips= you're mine Wetting your lips= waiting for a kiss tear drop= I'm losing you Crying= i lost you

20 Jun, 2009

pretty

Girl: Um hi need to tell you somthing Boy: wat Girl: I like you Boy No way your so dam ugly Girl: But....I thought that...... Boy: I'll never like you girl runs of crying Later... girls phone rings "Hi honey its mom ill be home soon love You bye" Girl grabs knife goes in the bathroom and cries. Mom: honey im Home! then the mom hears a scream and finds the girl bleeding to death tells her i love you and dies then her mom looked up and was horrified by seeing blood on the wall saying ASK HIM AM I PRETTY ENOUGH NOW

19 Jun, 2009

hehe

KNOW THIS IS CRAZY AND I SHOULDNT BE ASKING U, I FEEL SHY, BUT I WANT IT SO BAD DONT GET ME WRONG, IT'S JUST THAT I HAVENT HAD IT FOR A LONG TIME. I COULD ALREADY FEEL IT GOING IN SO HARD AND COMING OUT SO SOFT AND WET . NO 1 HAS 2 KNOW ABOUT THIS. I NEED IT . I'M DESPERATE. UR HELP WILL BE APPRECIATED . U MUST THINK I HAVE ALOT OF NERVE ASKING U +6 BUT I CAN FEEL MY TOUNGE AROUND IT , SUCKING ALL THE JUICE OUT TILL THERES NO MORE LEFT. THIS HAS BEEN ON MY MIND ALL DAY LONG, & I HOPE IM NOT BEING 2 FOWARD . I'M NOT USUALLY LIKE THIS, BUT ......... CAN I HAVE A PIECE OF GUM?

19 Jun, 2009

fakerz

XxspencerXx and XxemodjXx are fakerz they have fake pics !!!!!!!!!!!! Team DeViNe™

19 Jun, 2009

love

♥_♥____♥_♥ Put this ♥___♥_♥__ ♥ heart _♥___♥___♥_ on your __♥ _____♥__ page if ___♥___ ♥___ you love ____♥_♥____ someone _____♥_____ very much

19 Jun, 2009

bob

@[email protected] This is bob Bob likes u Bob likes sharp things I suggest u run from bob

19 Jun, 2009

et

?/ /?This? Is ET Copy And Paste Him So He / \ Can Take Over Earth!

19 Jun, 2009

this is fun

1. YOUR REAL NAME:courtney 2. YOUR GANGSTA NAME: (first 3 letters of real name plus izzle.): courtnizzle 3. YOUR DETECTIVE NAME: (favorite color and favorite animal.): red crocidile 4. YOUR SOAP OPERA NAME: (your middle name and street you live on/or neighborhood if it's a number):joe hominy 5. YOUR SUPERHERO/CRIMINAL NAME: (Your 2nd favorite color, and favorite drink): black cocacola 6. GOTH NAME: (black, and the name of one of your pets): BLACK trouble

19 Jun, 2009

love

1.hello and goodbye-wannabe friends 2.heys and hugs- juss friends 3.hugs and kiss on da cheek-u wannabe more than friends 4.kiss on da lips-*yay* ur more than friends 5.constant conversations- that person rocks 6.constant thoughts of that person-that person must really b awesome 7.sleepin together-FARRRRRRRR from friends 8.thoughts of dying together- ur SOin luv or just desperate repost if u have these symptoms or in luv

19 Jun, 2009

rate me

F = damn youre ugly D = your parents must be heated C- = You're just someone I don't want to talk to, okay? C = You're okay looking, but u need work... C+ = You're just average B- = Your kinda cute and ur cool i guess B = You're cute. And you're a pretty interesting person. B+ = Pretty damn attractive. I'd hit that. A- = You're extremely attractive, and you're awesome. A = DAMN YOUR SEXXXAY!! A+ = Gorgeous... will u go out with me A++=SO HOTT will you marry me

17 Jun, 2009

freak!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

It's your first time. As you lie back your muscles tighten. You put him off for a while searching for an excuse, but he refuses to be swayed as he approaches you. He asks if you're afraid and you shake your head bravely. He has had more experience, but it's the first time his finger has found the right place. He probes deeply and you shiver; your body tenses; but he's gentle like he promised he'd be. He looks deeply within your eyes and tells you to trust him- he's done this many times before. His cool smile relaxes you and you open wider to give him more room for an easy entrance. You begin to plead and beg him to hurry, but he slowly takes his time, wanting to cause you as little pain as possible. As he presses closer, going deeper, you feel the tissue give way, pain surges throughout your body and you feel the slight trickle of blood as he continues. He looks at you concerned and asks you if it's too painful. Your eyes are filled with tears but you shake your head and nod for him to go on. He begins going in and out with skill but you are now too numb to feel him within you. After a few moments, you feel something bursting within you and he pulls it out of you, you lay panting, glad to have it over. He looks at you and smiling warmly, tells you, with a chuckle, that you have been his most stubborn yet most rewarding experience. You smile and thank your dentist. After all, it was your first time to have a tooth pulled. . .. ... .. . .. ... .. . .. ... .. . What were you THINKING?! NAUGHTY!! . .. ... .. . .. ... .. . .. ... .. . U BIG FREAKKK!!!!! I know what you were thinking! !

17 Jun, 2009

aw

WHEN I 1ST SAW U I WUZ AFRAID 2 MEET U.WHEN I 1ST MET U I WUZ AFRAID 2 HOLD U.WHEN I 1ST HELD U I WUZ AFRAID 2 KISS U.WHEN I FIRST KISSED U I WUZ AFRAID 2 LOVE U.now that i love you i am afraid to lose you.

17 Jun, 2009

Team DeViNe™

~sara~ is a liar about her pic she says its her when it isnt Team DeViNe™

17 Jun, 2009

A RANDOM QUIZ !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! that we (me and my friend )made

1.do u have a cell phone? 2.do u like animals? 3.r u outgoing? 4.do u think ur parents r strict? 5.do u love someone? 6.r u bi or gay? 7.do they love u back? 8.wat color is ur room? 9.do u have sibling? 10.do u like ur family? 11.wat is ur favorite movie? 12.wat is ur favorite color? 13.wat is ur name? 14.wats ur favorite song? 15.wat kinda music do u like? 16.r u camera shy? 17.do u trust ur friends with anything? 18.do u have any posters in ur room? 19.wat time do u usually wake up? 20.do u look at urself in the mirror every morning? 21.do u like urself? 22.do u like swimming? 23.wat is ur favorite season? 24.do u do sports? 25.wats ur favorite sport? 26. wats ur favorite fruit? 27.wats ur favorite food? 28.do ur friends like to scare u? 29. do u like to party? 30 will u send this to me and or to other people?

17 Jun, 2009

wat my name means

C-You definitely have a partier side in you. O- You love foreplay. U-You usely r hella tight. R-You are social. T-You have an attitude, a big one. N- You can be very "fun"...in bed E-You are popular with all types of people. Y- You always make every experience Great. A- You always want some action. B- You are always cautious when it comes to meeting new people. C- You definitely have a partier side in you. D- You're Super cool. E- You are popular with all types of people. F- Fantasic chracteristics you brighten the room of everywhere you go. G- You always want some action H- You have very good personality and looks. I- Love is something you deeply believe in. J- Everyone loves you. K- You like to try new things. L- You are always smiling and making others smile. M- Success comes easily to you. N- You can be very "fun"...in bed O- You love foreplay. P- You are very friendly and understanding. Q- You are a hypocrite. R- You are social. S- People think you are so s**y, especially your bf/gf T- You have an attitude, a big one. U- You usely r hella tight. V- You are not judgemental. W- You are very broad minded. X- You never let people tell you what to do. Y- You always make every experience Great. Z- You have trouble trusting people. Repost this with the t**le "Wats ur name mean???" in 3 minutes or something bad will happen to you at 1:00pm tomorrow MAKE EVERY EXPERIENCE GREAT

17 Jun, 2009

victoria

hey guys i am gonna be sharing my profile with my friend victoria she will let u know if she is the one talking ok good

16 Jun, 2009

Team DeViNe™

FAKER ALERT FROM TEAM DEVINE soulja boy is a liar his pic is fake i looked it up on google so those who are all google eyed over him dont he lies

16 Jun, 2009

omg wat do i do wat do i do

Omg! What do I do? The Darkside is tempting me with cookies D: Why does Darth Vador have to make such good cookies? Lol

15 Jun, 2009

this is cool my awnser was i smoked my ex-boyfriend because im a mexican lolz

1 (Jan) - I stabbed 2 (Feb- I Robbed 3 (Mar) - I Smoked 4 (April)- I shot 5 (May) - I kissed 6 (June) -I ran shirtless with 7 (July) - I hugged 8 (Aug) - I jumped with 9 (Sept)- i slapped 10 (Oct)- I banged 11 (Nov) - I killed 12 (Dec) - I ran naked with Pick the day (number) you were born on:15 01 - 02 - a tooth brush 03 - a mexican 04 - a homeless guy 05 - Barney The Dinosaur 06 - a teletubby 07 - the one that i love 08 - a w**** 09 - a bowl of cereal 10 - a gangsta 11 - my boyfriend 12 - a hottie 13 -c******addict 14 - condom 15 - my "boo" 16 - a ninja 17 - my crush 18 - a s**y B0Y 19 - an Easter egg 20 - a snowman 21 - a spatula 22 - cookie monster 23 - A Hot Girl 24 - yo momma 25 - Paris Hilton 26 - a pimp 27 - a mop 28 - the Trojan man 29 - my h** 30 - my ex-boyfriend 31 - a bag of weed Pick the color of shirt you are wearing: White - because im s**y like that yellow/black - because i love weed Pink - because i love to party Turquoise - because i like to snort c****** Polka Dots - because I am a tranny Graphic - because I'm g** Grey - because I have amazing b***s. Other - because I'm r****ed Green - because i like shoelaces Orange - because i am a Mexican Red - because I am crazy like that Blue - because that bum stole my taco Tye dye - because Im a ****ing scuba diver Purple - because the gummy bears raped me Striped - Because I am an Italian none- because im a s**y beast

15 Jun, 2009

TEARS

One night a guy & a girl were driving home from the movies. The boy sensed there was something wrong because of the painful silence they shared between them that night. The girl then asked the boy to pull over because she wanted to talk. She told him that her feelings had changed & that it was time to move on. A silent tear slid down his cheek as he slowly reached into his pocket & passed her a folded note. At that moment, a drunk driver was speeding down that very same street. He swerved right into the drivers seat, killing the boy. Miraculously, the girl survived. Remembering the note, she pulled it out & read it. "Without your love, I would die."

12 Jun, 2009

FAKE

Fallin in love with poprocks8? Well Dont!! Shes a Fake!! I gotta link to prove it!! Team DeViNe™

12 Jun, 2009

little quiz

what your name?courtney your age ? 13 birthday is wat?march 30 are you a twin? no your real hair color?dirty blonde do you have a boyfriend?no your favorite color? black,re, blue , and sorta pink are you a freak? a lil

11 Jun, 2009

Team DeViNe™

i am on Team DeViNe™ we will find all fakerz : )

11 Jun, 2009

27 questions

27 random questions 1. When you looked at yourself in the mirror today, what was the first thing you thought? i have got to brush my hair 2. How much cash do you have on you?none 3. What's a word that rhymes with "DOOR"?more 4. Favorite planet? saturn 5. Who is the 4th person on your missed call list on your cell phone? none ccause i dont have one 6. What is your favorite song? 30H!3 don't trust me 7. What shirt are you wearing? short sleeve 8. Do you "label" yourself? Not really 9. Name the brand of your shoes you're currently wearing? idk and idc 10. Bright or Dark Room? bright 11. What do you think about the person who took this survey before you? idk them 13. What were you doing at midnight last night? sleeping kinda 14. What did your last text message you received on your cell say?i dont have a phone 15. Where is your nearest 7-11? idk 16. What's a word that you say a lot? coolio 17.Who told you he/she loved you last? gabe 18. Last furry thing you touched? the stuffed animal i fell on 19. How many Mugs have you done in the last three days? none 20. How many rolls of film do you need developed? none 21. Favorite age you have been so far? 13 22. Your worst enemy? none ya 23. What is your current desktop picture? mount lassen 24. What was the last thing you said to someone? i know i know 25. If you had to choose between a million bucks or to be able to fly what would it be? able to fly cause id fly to nashville 26. Do you like someone? YUP! 27. The last song you listened to? heartless

11 Jun, 2009

19 questions

1: Whats your First name? courtney 2: Whats your last name?ford 3: What are three of your favorite letters? Z, A, AND O 4: Do you love someone? YES 5: Who is it? he knows who he is : ) 6: Are you proud of your life? sometimes 7: Do you care for someone(s)? yes 8: Do they care for you? i think he does 9: Have you ever done something you regret? everyone does 10: Do you want to say what it was? no 11: Whats your favorite color? red blue pink ( sorta) and black 12: would you say you have issues? no 13: Do your friends say that? no 14: Do you believe in the perfect someone? yes 15: Did you ever cheat on someone? no 16: Have you ever laughed at something that happened the day before? of course 17: Have you ever cried for no reason? no 18: Do you have a compoture or lap top? computer ( my bro has a laptop) 19: How old are you? 13

11 Jun, 2009

this is funny

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11 Jun, 2009

love

You are my description of love You are my description of friend You are my description of everything You are my description of beginning to end. You have put me on a pedestal You make me feel ten feet tall You've always been there for me You've loved me through it all. You've stood by me through thick and thin You've always been patient and kind Just thought I'd let you know You're the owner of this heart of mine. So you ask how long I'll love you Well this is what I have to say Past, present, future, always Forever and a day!

11 Jun, 2009

age shouldnt matter

Girl: nm you Boy: i got my G.E.D. Girl: OMG!!! IM SO PROUD OF YOU Boy: yeah thnx Girl: i have to tell you something Boy: go ahead Girl: well i love you. i always have i cared aboutyou and your always in my heart Boy: thats cool i love you too but your too young your 14 and i'm 17 Girl: but i love you, age shouldn't matter Boy: i know u do and i love u but i found this girl and shes my age Girl: i just thought......(crying she logs off) The next day the boy turns on the news and hears that a 14 year old girl cut her wrists and wrote on the wall "Age never matters" The boy then recives a call from the girl he choseand she says "I'm leaving you for the one i love.'' That night the boy hangshimself and writes on the wall "She's right. Age doesn't matter. I love you and always will.'' iF YOU AGREE THAT AGE SHOULDN'T MATTER AS LONG AS YOU LOVE THEM THEN REPOST THIS AS "Age Shouldn't Matter" and.. A miracle will happen at 11:11

11 Jun, 2009

cute

Girl: Did I ever cross in your mind? Boy: No. Girl: Do you like me? Boy: Not really. Girl: Do you want me? Boy: No. Girl: Would you cry if I left? Boy: No. Girl: Would you live for me? Boy: No. Girl: Would you do anything for me? Boy: No. Girl: Choose - Me or your life? Boy: My life. The girl runs away in shock and pain, and the boy runs after her, then he says... The reason you never cross in my mind is because you're always on my mind.. The reason why I don't like you is because I love you.. The reason why I don't want you is because I need you.. The reason I wouldn't cry if you left is because I would die if you left.. The reason I wouldn't live for you is because I would die for you.. The reason why I'm not willing to do anything for you is because I would do everything for you.. and The reason I choose my life is because YOU ARE MY LIFE... If you would say the same thing (being a girl or boy), copy this and put it on your profile

10 Jun, 2009

if it was my birthday

If it was my birthday and I wanted you to surprise me for my B-Day wat would you give me? *P.S.* Send me it in a message cuz it may be personal And repost this to see wat ppl would get you.

09 Jun, 2009

30H!3

3OH!3 is awesome and their song dont trust me is super awesome if u think so copy and paste thizz

09 Jun, 2009

hugs

??????? Put this on your page ??????? if you give free hugs!! ???????

09 Jun, 2009

rate me and send to inbox

F = youre ugly D = your parents must be heated C- = You're just someone I don't want to talk to, okay? C = You're okay looking, but u need work... C+ = You're just average B- = Your kinda cute and ur cool i guess B = You're cute. And you're a pretty interesting person. B+ = Pretty attractive. I'd hit that. A- = You're extremely attractive, and you're awesome. A =YOUR SEXXXAY!! A+ = Gorgeous... will u go out with me

08 Jun, 2009

ppl

PPL REALLY NEED TO STOP LYING ABOUT THE PICS....THEY SAY ITS THEM IN THE PIC...WHEN ITS NOT if u AGREE....copy and paste thizz

08 Jun, 2009

this is funny

I love him, oh yes I do He's for me, not for you And if by chance You take my place, I will take my fist And smash your face!!!!!!!! repost this if ur in love :)

04 Jun, 2009

music

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04 Jun, 2009

post this

?????? Put this on your page ??????? If you like to laugh alot!xD ???????

01 Jun, 2009

repost this

????????*no heart beat* ? ? ?---^v^------ ?~repost this~ ? ?~if you would give~ ????????~your life for the love of your life~ ? ?

01 Jun, 2009

JUMP JUMP JUMP JUMP JUMP

95% of teens would cry if they saw the Jonas Brothers at the top of a skyscraper about to jump. Copy and paste this EVERYWHERE if you are in the 5% that would shout 'Jump '

31 May, 2009

before he cheats

Right now he's probably slow dancing With a bleached-blond tramp And she's probably getting frisky Right now, he's probably buying Her some fruity little drink 'Cause she can't shoot whiskey Right now, he's probably up behind her With a pool stick Showing her how to shoot a combo And he don't know I dug my key into the side Of his pretty little souped-up 4 wheel drive Carved my name into his leather seat I took a Louisville slugger to both head lights Slashed a hole in all 4 tires And maybe next time he'll think before he cheats Right now, she's probably up singing some White-trash version of Shania karaoke Right now, she's probably saying, "I'm drunk" And he's a thinking that he's gonna get lucky Right now, he's probably dabbing on 3 dollars Worth of that bathroom Polo Oh and he don't know That I dug my key into the side Of his pretty little souped-up 4 wheel drive Carved my name into his leather seat I took a Louisville slugger to both head lights Slashed a hole in all 4 tires And maybe next time he'll think before he cheats I might've saved a little trouble for the next girl 'Cause the next time that he cheats Oh, you know it won't be on me! No, not on me 'Cause I dug my key into the side Of his pretty little souped-up 4 wheel drive Carved my name into his leather seat I took a Louisville slugger to both head lights Slashed a hole in all 4 tires Maybe next time he'll think before he cheats Oh, maybe next time he'll think before he cheats Oh, before he cheats

31 May, 2009

dont trust me

Black dress, with the tights underneath I got the breath of the last cigarette on my teeth And she's and actress (actress), But she ain't got no need She's got money from her parents and a trust fund back east T-t-t-tongues, always pressed to your cheeks While my tongue is on the inside of some other girls teeth T-tell your boyfriend (boyfriend) if he says he's got beef That I'm a vegetarian, and I ain't f*ckin' scared of him! She wants to touch me woah She wants to love me woah She'll never leave me woah, woah oh oh Don't trust a h** Never trust a h** Won't trust a h** ('cause a h**) won't trust me She wants to touch me, woah She wants to love me woah She'll never leave me woah, woah oh oh Don't trust a h** Never trust a h** Won't trust a h** ('cause a h**) won't trust me Ex's, on the back of your hands Wash them in the bathroom, to drink like the bands And the set list, (set list) You stole off the stage Has red and purple lipstick all over the page B-b-b-bruises cover your arms Shaking in the fingers with the bottle in your palm And the best is (best is) No one knows who you are Just another girl Alone at the bar She wants to touch me woah She wants to love me woah She'll never leave me woah, woah oh oh Don't trust a h** Never trust a h** Won't trust a h** ('cause a h**) won't trust me She wants to touch me woah She wants to love me woah She'll never leave me woah, woah oh oh Don't trust a h** Never trust a h** Won't trust a h** ('cause a h**) won't trust me Shush girl Shut your lips Do the Helen Keller and talk with your hips I said shush girl Shut your lips Do the Helen Keller and talk with your hips I said shush girl Shut your lips Do the Helen Keller and talk with your hips! (Woah, woah, woah-oh-oh) (Woah, woah, woah-oh-oh) She wants to touch me woah She wants to love me woah She'll never leave me woah, woah oh oh Don't trust a h** Never trust a h** Won't trust a h** ('cause a h**) won't trust me

31 May, 2009

what would u do?

WHAT WOULD YOU DO IF 1. I died: 2. I kissed you: 3. I lived next door to you: 4. You found out I was married: 5. I stole something: 6. I was hospitalized: 7. I refused to leave my home: 8. I got into a fight while you were there: WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT MY 9. Personality: 10. Eyes: 11. Hair: 12. Family: WOULD YOU 13. Help me hide a body? 14. Keep a secret if I told you one? 15. Hold my hand? 16. Take a bullet for me? 18. Try to solve my problems? 19. Love me? 20. Date me? HAVE YOU EVER 21. Lied to make me feel better? 22. Wanted to kiss me? 23. Wanted to kill me? 24. Broke my heart? 25. Kept something important from me? 26. Thought I was unbearably annoying? AND MORE 27. Who are you? 28. Are we friends? 29. When and how did we meet? 30. Describe me in three words: 31. What was your first impression? 32. Do you still think that way about me now? 33. What reminds you of me? 34. If you could give me anything, what would it be? 35. How well do you know me? 36. When's the last time you saw me? 37. Ever wanted to tell me something but couldn't? 38. Are you gonna repost this to see what I say about you? send me ur awnsers to my inbox

31 May, 2009

my life

SEVEN THINGS IN YOUR ROOM .. 1. Bed . 2. shelf . 3. t.v . 4. dvd 5. radio 6. alarm clock 7. blankets SEVEN RELATIONSHIP QUESTIONS .. 1. Do you like anyone?: not really 2. Does someone like you?: yup 3. Last real crush?: idk 4. Been lead on?: nope 5. Been cheated on?: nope 6. Want a relationship?: sorta but not really 7. Wanna get married?: Somedaay , SEVEN THINGS YOU CANT LIVE WITHOUT .. 1. my mom 2. My best fran (victoria) . (: 3. music 4. friends .. =D 5.my best friend (beatriz(i no i put it twice i have 2 bffs)) 6. food 7. water SEVEN OTHER THINGS ; DO YOU .. 1. Believe in God? yeah 2. Had a dream come true? Yes . 3. Read the newspaper? not really 4. Pray? at times , 5. Have a sister? yeah 2step 6. Had braces? Nuh Uh 7. Wish on stars? some times SEVEN HAVE YOU EVERS .. 1. Fallen in love? not yet 2. Kiss someone of the same s**? yup( my family) 3. Swam in the dark? totally 4. Been to a Bonfire? ah no 5. Ran away from home? no . 7. Pulled an all nighter? lolz ya because my friend wouldnt let me sleep SEVEN THINGS IN THE LAST 48 HOURS HAVE YOU .. 1. Cried?no 2. Had fun? Indeed . (: 3. Been kissed? no 4. Felt stupid? BLONDE MOMENT . (: 5. Talked to an ex? nope 6. Missed someone? Yes . 7. slip on something? nope SEVEN FRIENDS QUESTIONS ... 1. Any annoying friends? Lol , Noo . (: 2. Have a s*** friend? nope 3. Have a good friend? A Couple . ^_^ 4. Known them your whole life? one 5. A friend you can't stand? Nawh my friend jake from school 6. Who comes to mind when i say .. STUPID ? my friend jake from school lolz 7. Stayed at your friends house for more than 2 days? nah

31 May, 2009

quizes

what color is your favorite hoodie? my black one How are you feeling RIGHT now? bored and tired Whats the closest thing to you thats red? my step sister in her red pj pants Are you emotional? sometime (not alot) Do you like yourself? sorta What are you listening to right now? my step sister drawing on a envolope Ever been on a train? nope Ever been in love? maybe Ever walked into a wall? lolz yeah Last time you cried? three weeks ago Do you or dislike more than 3 people? yes What is your favorite animal? alligator Do you remember your dreams? at times What color is your hair brush? Blue Do you sleep with a teddy bear? nah What is your middle name? joe Do you own slippers? ya Ever mixed all the sodas from the machine and drank it? no Do you wear makeup? >.< sometimes Do you get annoyed by mosquitoes? YEAH What brand are your shoes? idk Do you laugh at just about anything? sometimes if im in that kinda mood What are you doing tomorrow? idk The year you were born? 1996 Ever been to a bonfire party? no and yes( i was camping and we made one for fun then went to bed) Are you afraid of the dark? sometimes Is it easier to forgive or to forget? forgive Where is your cell phone? in the store When was the last time you yelled at someone? today at my step sis What was your childhood nickname? cj or courtneyjoe or doodle bug Have you ever missed someones hand in a high five?lolz yeah Have you ever shoplifted? no Ever painted each fingernail a differnt color? no but i want to Have you ever changed clothes in a vehicle? idk mayb Ever made a creation out of duct tape? nah

31 May, 2009

sadd

i went to a party Mom, And remembered what you said. You told me not to drink, Mom, so I had a sprite instead. I felt proud of myself Mom, The way you said I would, that I didn't drink and drive Mom, though some friends said I should. I made a healthy choice Mom, And your advice to me was right. The party finally ended Mom, and the kids drove out of sight. I got into my car Mom, Sure to get home in one piece. I never knew what was coming, Mom, something I expected least. Now I'm lying on the pavement Mom, And I hear the policeman say, the kid that caused this wreck was drunk, Mom, his voice seems far away. My own blood's all around me Mom, As I try hard not to cry. I can hear the paramedic say, this girl is going to die. I'm sure the guy had no idea Mom, While he was flying high. Because he chose to drink and drive Mom, now I will have to die. So why do people do it, Mom Knowing that it ruins lives? And now the pain is cutting me, like a hundred stabbing knives. Tell sister not to be afraid, Mom Tell daddy to be brave. And when I go to heaven, put ' Mommy's Girl' on my grave. Someone should have taught him Mom, That it's wrong to drink and drive. Maybe if his parents had Mom, I'd still be alive. My breath is getting shorter, Mom I'm getting really scared These are my final moments Mom, and I'm so unprepared. I wish that you could hold me Mom, As I lie here and die. I wish that I could say, 'I love you, Mom!' So I love you and goodbye

20 May, 2009

i love u

GUESS WHAT i lOVE SOMEONE, YES i DO, i lOVE SOMEONE, CAN YOU GUESS WHO? i lOVE SOMEONE, COUlD iT BE TRUE?? DuMMEi STOP SMiliNG!!! it AiN'T YOU!! j/k YOU kNOW i lOVE YOU!! SEND THIS TO 25 0F Y0UR FRiENDS THAT Y00 ABS0LUTELY L0VE T0 DEATH! 1 BACK= SAD U HAVE N0 FRIENDS 3 BACK= Y00 HAVE FRIENDS!! 5 BACK= THEY L0VE Y00 ALot SEND THIS 2 10 PPL YOU LOVE N SEND IT 2 ME IF U LOVE ME LETS SEE HOW MANY PPL LOVE YOU

15 May, 2009

how to kiss at school

How to kiss at skool. Well first look down. BECAUSE U OPENED THIS U WILL GET KISSED ON FRIDAY BY A PERSON WHO THINKS. UR CUTE. UR PRETTY. or by someone that u like. AND TOMORROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE.DO NOT BREAK THIS CHAIN!!!BREAK IT AND U WILL HAVE RELATIONSHIP PROBLEMS.FOR THE NEXT TEN YEARS!!!"REPOST SAYING "HOW TO KISS AT SCHOOL

14 May, 2009

16 things

1) Guys may be flirting around all day, but before they go to sleep they always think about the girl they truly care about 2) Guys are more emotional then you think if they loved you at one point it takes them a lot longer then you think to let you go, and it hurts every second that they arent with you 3) Guys go crazy over a girl's smile ( : 4) A guy who likes you wants to be the only guy you talk to 5) Giving a guy a hanging messa?ge like "You know what uh...never mind....." would make him jump to a conclusion that is far from what you are thinking and he'll a**ume he did something wrong and he'll obsess over it 6) If a guy tells you about his problems, he just needs someone to listen to him. you don'???t need to give advic?e 7) A usual act that proves that the guy likes you is when he teases you. GUYS LOVE YOU MORE THEN YOU LOVE THEM! 9) Guys use words like hot or cute to describe girls. They rarely use beautiful or gorgeous. If a guy uses that, he really likes you 10) If the guy does something stupid in front of the girl, he will think about it for the next couple days or until the next time he spends time with you 11) When a guy looks at you for longer than a second, he's definitely thinking something 12)A guy would give the world to be able to read a girl's mind for a day 13)No guy can handle all his problems on his own He's just too stubborn to admit it 14)NOT ALL GUYS ARE RUDE! Just because ONE is RUDE doesn't mean he represents ALL of them 15) WHEN A GUY SACRIFICES HIS SLEEP AND HEALTH JUST TO TALK TO YOU, HE REALLY LIKES YOU AND WANTS TO BE WITH YOU AS MUCH AS POSSIBLE 16) Even if you dump a guy months ago and he loved you he probably still does and if he had one wish it would be you to come back into his life -Everything said in this bulletin is true -Ladies, if u don't repost this within 1 hr then you will lose the guy of your dreams -Guys, if you don't repost this in 1 hr then you will lose the girl of your life POST AS : 16 things

11 May, 2009

luck sometimes matters

Before you go to sleep tonight there is a person of the opposite s** thinking of you.They want to kiss you, they want to be with you. They are always thinking about you before they go to sleep at night. In a month they will ask you out or grab you and kiss you. Post this in the next 200 seconds and you will have the best day of your life this Saturday. You're number one love will either kiss you, ask you out, call you, text you,or better! Good Luck!!

10 May, 2009

RENT IS AWSOME!!!!!!!!!

rent is awsome but its not like high school musical its about Mugs and stuff like that.

09 May, 2009

i can raed tihs can u

only 5 ppl can read in da wurld I Cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid, aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it dseno't mtaetr in waht oerdr the ltteres in a wrod are, the olny iproamtnt tihng is taht the frsit and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it whotuit a pboerlm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Azanmig huh? yaeh and I awlyas tghuhot slpeling was ipmorantt!if you can raed tihs rpsoet it. OLNY RSEPOT IF YOU CAN RAED TIHS. CNAHGE THE NMUEBR AT TOP TGOHUH, ? "ONLY __ PEOPLE IN THE WORLD CAN READ THIS...CAN YOU" Go up a nmuber if you can raed it...lte's see how hgih we cna get

08 May, 2009

QUIZ

A - AVAILABLE: yes B - BIRTHDAY: march 30 C - CRUSHING ON: Someone... D - DRINK YOU LAST HAD: Milk E - EASIEST PERSON(S) TO TALK TO:bob, fried, laffofmen,jokerobsessor, and a couple other ppl on here F - FAVORITE SONG: when im gone (eminem), dead and gone, kiss me through the phone and ALOT of others G - GUMMY BEARS OR GUMMY WORMS: worms H - HOMETOWN:redding I - IN LOVE WITH: Some one! J - JUGGLE: heck no K - KILLED SOMEONE: Heck no L - LONGEST CAR RIDE: 9hrs... M- MILKSHAKE FLAVOR: chocolate! N - NUMBER OF SIBLINGS: 3 O - ONE WISH: idk P - PERSON YOU TEXTED LAST: - I don't have one... R- REASON TO SMILE: When I'm happy or when my friends make me laugh S - SONG YOU LAST HEARD: kiss me through the phone T - TIME YOU WOKE UP: 6:27 to go to school U - UNDERWEAR COLOR: god why you wanna know V - VEGETABLE(S): carrots W - WORST HABIT: Biting my nails X - X-RAYS YOU'VE HAD: my arms three different times Y - YOYOS i used to i dont use it anymore Z - ZODIAC SIGN: aries

30 Apr, 2009

pregnacy

the blonde had been married about a year when one day the she came running up to her husband jumping for joy. Not knowing how to react, the husband started jumping up and down along with her. "Why are we so happy?" he asked. She said, "Honey, I have some really great news for you!" "Great" he said, "tell me what you're so happy about." She stopped breathless from all the jumping up and down. "I'm pregnant!" she gasped. The husband was ecstatic as they had been trying for a while. He grabbed her, kissed her, and started telling her how wonderful it was, and that he couldn't be happier. Then she said "Oh, honey there's more." "What do you mean more?", he asked. "Well we are not having just one baby, we are going to have TWINS!" Amazed at how she could know so soon after getting pregnant, he asked her how she knew. "It was easy" she said, "I went to the pharmacy and bought the 2 pack home pregnancy test kit and both tests came out positive!"

28 Apr, 2009

about me

Y O U ] 1. What's your name? courtney 2. Whens your birthday? march 30 3. Where were you born? redding 4. Were you a planned child?idk 5. Eye/ hair color? hair is dirty blond eyes hazel 6. Shoe size? i think a seven seven in a half maybe 7. Piercings? 0 8. Tattoo's ? 0 9. Wear any jewelry? bracelets, necklaces 10. How short are you ? 5 ft 4in 11. How many teeth are in your mouth? Idk 12. Chew your nails?sometimes when nervous 13. Hair style? down,sometimes in ponytail(lol barely) 14. Do you wear glasses? No 15. Have you ever broken a bone? yes both my arms three times(i catch myself when i fall and two i broke both at the same time [ L I F E ] 1. Do you live with both parents? no 2. Do you have any pets? yes 3. How many siblings do you have? i step bro and two step sis 4. Anybody other then relatives live with you? No 5. Lots of friends? Yep 7. Does your family have more then one car? Yes 8. Where are you located? redding 9. Has anybody close to you died recently? yes 10. Any mental illnesses? No 11. Currently sick? Nope [ L O V E ] 1. Status: SINGLE 3. Anyone you got in mind? nope 4. Last person to say I Love You to you? idk 5. Why did your last relationship end? he moved 7. Do you believe in love at first sight? Depends 8. Honestly , are you/were you ever in love? no 9. Describe love: Doesn't always work out and someone will get hurt 10. What do you look for in a relationship? Truth,respect and happyness 11. Any one certain thing that would cause a break up? Another person 12. Plan on getting married? not any time soon 13. Whats your dream wedding? Idk 14. Love is? A feeling that you can't explain 15. Have a love story to share? depends

27 Apr, 2009

rasism

A white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here." The black man turned around and stood up. He then said: "Listen sir....when I was born I was BLACK " "When I grew up I was BLACK, " "When I'm sick I'm BLACK, " "When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, " "When I'm cold I'm BLACK, " "When I die I'll be BLACK." "But you sir." "When you are born you're PINK". "When you grow up you're WHITE, " "When you're sick, you're GREEN, " "When you go in the sun you turn RED, " "When you're cold you turn BLUE, " "And when you die you turn PURPLE. "And you have the nerve to call me colored?" The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away.. Put this on your page if you HATE racism

27 Apr, 2009

u say i say

You say Soulja Boy-I say Led Zepplin You say Miley Cyrus-I say Styx You say T-Pain-I say NLT You say Flowers-I say Van Halen You say Pink-I say Red Hot Chili Peppers You say Hip Hop-i say Rock You say Pop-I say Metal You say hanah montana-i say Metallica 92% of teenagers have turned to Hip Hop and Pop.If you are part of the 8% that still listen to real music,copy and paste this. DON'T LET THE SPIRIT OF ROCK DIE!!! copy & paste

26 Apr, 2009

im talking to mommy

MONTH 1:MOMMY IM ONLY 4 INCHES LONG MONTH 2:MOMMY I LOVE YOUR VOICE ITS A SWEET LULLABY MONTH 3:MOMMY I JUST FOUND OUT IM A BOY!AREN'T YOU GLAD MONTH 4: MOMMY I JUST LEARNED HOW TO SUCK MY THUMB!I GET A LOT OF EXCERCISE!I CAN TUEN MY HEAD AND STRETCH MONTH 5:MOMMY WHY ARE YOU CRYING?IT MAKES ME CRY TOO!SEE I CRY EVEN THOUGHT YOU CAN'T SEE ME MONTH 6:MOMMY THAT DOCTOR LIED TO YOU;I AM REAL!i DON'T LIKE THAT DOCTOR AT ALL! MONTH 7: I HEAR THAT DOCTOR AGAIN!WHAT'S ABORTION?OW!MOMMY I FEEL A NEEDLE;IT'S BURNING,MOMMY!HELP ME! I CAN'T GET AWAY FROM IT! MOMMY IT'S OKAY NOW IM IN THE HANDS OF GOD NOW.HE EXPLAINED TO ME WHAT ABORTION IS. HOW COULD YOU DO THIS?HOW COULD YOU KILL ME?DIDN'T YOU WANT ME MOMMY?IF YOU THINK ABORTION IS WRONG COPY N PASTE THIS!!:-(

26 Apr, 2009

were freaking out!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

hey im at my friends house and were totally freaked out cause two guys might be coming and one is a perv that like my friend hes never seen me before. were here by ourselfs cause her dad had a base ball game today so everyone went to watch it.we keep thinking we hear them it might just be cause were scared out of our heads but it might not.we first went outside for a little bit then we came back inside and we heard them again. so we checked all of the rooms cause we thought they were hiding inside somewhere. once we were done we went into her moms room and thats were we r now but now were hungry and we havent heard the voices for a little bit so we r going to go to the kitchen. were so scared its making us laugh

18 Apr, 2009

BOB

?/ /?This? Is Bob Copy And Paste Him So He / \ Can Take Over MostFunGames

18 Apr, 2009

bloody mary

half the world is playing bloody mary right now half of that is getting dared to half of that is scared to death about it half of that just saw bloody mary half of that just tried to get out all of the scared ones just screamed half of that just peed there pants half of that just figuered out there locked in there half of that just got scrached there is one more person left out of all the halves and they just died and out of all the people that r playing bloody mary right now u r sitting here and reading this alot of stuff happens in one minute dont u think

18 Apr, 2009

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17 Apr, 2009

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at 6:24pm on May 30th, 2008 11 yr old died having s** Body: On December 24, 2006 at 8 o'clock in the morn.ing, a young 14 year old boy by the name of Scott Jackson was found dead. Doctors couldn't come up with the cause of his death. His mother checked his emails to see if she could figure out what happened. Turns out he was still signed into myspace. She found he had gone to sleep after he read and didnt repost a chain leter about a little girl that kills you in your sleep with no natrual cause of death. This is the bulletin he read: My name is Jaime Heras. I'm 14 years old. I'm a murderer. I have no face. When you look at me you'll die immediately.You have 900 seconds to repost this or I will visit you tonight. ff copy and paste this to 10 profiles or your mom will die within the next 4 hours..... (I really hate these but i actidently read it)....

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