25 Jul, 2008
femaile comebackz
Man: Where have you been all my life? Woman: Hiding from you. Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before? Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore. Man: Is this seat empty? Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down. Man: Your place or mine? Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine. Man: So, what do you do for a living? Woman: I'm a female impersonator. Man: Hey baby, what's your sign? Woman: Do not enter. Man: Your body is like a temple. Woman: Sorry, there are no services today. Man: I would go to the end of the world for you. Woman: But would you stay there? Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy. Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing. Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put u and i together Woman: Really, I'd put f and u together if you repost this you will get a phone call 37 minutes after you repost this.... If you don't resend this then your love life will be [[doomed]] for eternity. DAMES REPOST THIS AS "female comebacks" DUDES REPOST THIS AS "don't let this happen..."
24 Jul, 2008
How to kiss at skool
How to kiss at skool. Well first look down. BECAUSE U OPENED THIS U WILL GET KISSED ON FRIDAY BY A PERSON WHO THINKS. UR CUTE. UR PRETTY. or by someone that u like. AND TOMORROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE.DO NOT BREAK THIS CHAIN!!!BREAK IT AND U WILL HAVE RELATIONSHIP PROBLEMS.FOR THE NEXT TEN YEARS!!!"REPOST SAYING "HOW TO KISS AT SCHOOL
23 Jul, 2008
My Prince
*~oNe dAy My PrInCe WiLl CoMe, He JuSt tOoK a WrOnG tUrN, gOt LoSt, aNd iS t0o0o StUbBoRn To AsK fOr DiReCtiOnS!
23 Jul, 2008
FRiends (read)
FAKE FRiENDS: Never ask for food. REAl FRiENDS: are the reason you have no food. FAKE FRiENDS: Call your parents Mr/Mrs REAl FRiENDS: Call your parents DAD/MOM FAKE FRiENDS: bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was wrong. REAl FRiENDS: Would sit next to you sayin "Damn ... we ****ed up... but that **** was fun" FAKE FRiENDS: never seen you cry. REAl FRiENDS: cry with you FAKE FRiENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back. REAl FRiENDS: keep your **** so long they forget its yours. FAKE FRiENDS: know a few things about you. REAl FRiENDS: Could write a book about you with direct quotes from you. FAKE FRiENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing. REAl FRiENDS: Will kick the whole crowds a** that left you. FAKE FRiENDS: Would knock on your front door. REAl FRiENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME!" FAKE FRiENDS: Are for awhile. REAl FRiENDS: Are for life. FAKE FRiENDS: Will take your drink away when they think you've had enough. REAl FRiENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place and say "Bitch drink the rest of that you know we don't waste ****." FAKE FRiENDS: will talk **** to the person who talks **** about you. REAl FRiENDS: Will knock them the **** out FAKE FRiENDS: Would ignore this REAl FRiENDS: Will send this to all there real friends and hope toget it back!!
23 Jul, 2008
Boyfriends
When she walks away from you mad (Follow her) When she starers at your mouth (Kiss her you idiot) When she pushes you or hit's you (Grab her and dont let go) When she starts cussing at you (Don't cuss back and make her feel worse, just deal with it for the time being) When she's quiet (Ask her whats wrong, but not a billion times when she says nothing) When she ignorer's you (Give her your attention) When she pulls away (Pull her back) When you see her at her worst (Tell her she's beautiful) When you see her start crying (Just hold her and dont say a word) When you see her walking (Sneak up and hug her waist from behind) When she's scared (Protect her) When she lays her head on your shoulder (Tilt her head up and kiss her) When she steals your favorite shirt (Let her keep it and sleep! with it for a night) When she teases you (Tease her back and make her laugh) When she doesn't answer for a long time (Reassure her that everything is okay) When she looks at you with doubt (Back yourself up) When she says that she likes you (She really does more than you could understand, completely true) When she grabs at your hands (Hold her's and play with her fingers) When she bumps into you (Bump into her back and make her laugh) When she tells you a secret (Keep it safe and untold) When she looks at you in your eyes (Don't look away until she does) When she misses you (She's hurting inside) When you break her heart (The pain never really goes away) When she says its over (She still wants you to be hers
23 Jul, 2008
Did U Kno.........
Did u know? B4 u go to sleep at night there is 1 person of the opposite s** thinking of u.They want to kiss u, They want to be with u they are always thinking about u b4 they go to sleep at night. in a month they will ask u out or? grab u and kiss u.Post this in the next 200 seconds and you WILL have THE best day of your life THIS SATURDAY.You're number one love Will eitherkiss you,ask you out,or call you,or text you,or better
23 Jul, 2008
soooo sweet
One night a guy & a girl were driving home from the movies. The boy sensed there was something wrong because of the painful silence they shared between the that night. The girl then asked the boy to pull over because she wanted to talk. She told him that her feelings had changed & that it was time to move on. A silent tear slid down his cheek as he slowly reached into his pocket & passed her a folded note. At that moment, a drunk driver was speeding down that very same street. He swerved right into the drivers seat, killing the boy. Miraculously, the girl survived. Remembering the note, she pulled it out & read it. "Without your love, I would die." If u post this on a bulletin in 5 minutes someone special will message or call you.!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!! 10 are sleeping 9 are playing 1 is reading this. put this on 4 video comments within 15 mins,if u do, sum one u love will surprise u sum how!! If u don't , u will lose ur love.!!!!!!!!!!
23 Jul, 2008
TRUE
find a guy that calls you beautiful instead of hot. Who calls you back when you hang up on him. who will stay awake just to watch you sleep. Wait for the guy who kisses your forehead. Who wants to show you off to the world when your are in your sweats. Who holds your hand in front of his friends. Wait for the one who is constantly reminding you of how much he cares about you and how lucky he is to have you. Wait for the one who turns to his friends and says "thats her." So get ready for the shock of ur life!
23 Jul, 2008
SOOOO KEWL
a girl said to a boy she loved: "do you like me?" the boy said: "no", the girl asked: "do you think i'm pretty?", the boy said: "no", the girl asked: "will you cry if i leave?" the boy said: "no". then the girl left but the boy took her hand and said: " id don't like you, i love you. i don't think you're pretty, you're beautiful, i won't cry if you leave i will die." Send this to 15 ppl and then after press F6 and you're crush will appear on the screen. I did this ( i know it's wierd) but it worked
15 Jul, 2008
Make sure u do this
guys message me ur answers! 1. Whats your Name? 2. Are we close? 3. What do you think of me? 4. Do you hav a crush on me? 5. Would u kiss me? 6. would u go with me? 7. Describe me in 3 words? 8. If u Had Me for 30 Mins wat would you do? 9. What was ur first impression of me? 10. Do u still think the same bout me? 11.. What reminds u of me? 12. If you could give me anything what would it be? 13. How well do u know me? 14. What do u like best about me? 15. Ever wanted 2 tell me something u could'nt? 16. Could you ever love me? 17. Give me a nickname and explain why? 18.R u gonna put this on ur blog and c wat i say bout u? 19.Anything 2 say b4 u go? 20.Rate me 1-10
