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just perfect for each other, Madagascar
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┌∩┐(◕_-)┌∩┐ Don't judge me, you only see what I choose to show you. I laugh, I love, I hope, I try, I need, I fear, I cry, and I know you do the same things too, so we're really not that different me and you.
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Oct 16 2013 9:44AM
Adele may set fire to the rain, but spongebob can make a campfire underwater
Him: You're the dirt to my tree
Her: Your words are like water to a drowning woman

I don’t hate you. I just hope that your next period happens in a shark tank.

To all students who recieved poor results on their ACT's, remember. 1. You tried your best. 2. I don't like pickles on my BigMac.

BLACK PREGNANCY TEST: Insert a piece of fried chicken into the vachina & remove after 30 seconds. If eaten, there's a baby inside.

Death: Here. Take my hand..
Person: No! I know that if I touch you I'll die!
Death: OMG you're so smart! High Five!
*Person High-Fives*

I think I'm gonna take a hot shower. It's like a normal shower but with me in it.

Ratchet betches be like "my name is Shaniqua assSofatHairSoReal brown get *claps* it *claps* right *claps*"

Oomf black AS F*CK ! I clicked her Avi & thought my phone died

Teen Virgins might as well be an endangered species

How do gay people remove a condom ? They fart.

Male bats have the highest rate of homosexuality than any other mammal. Well, that explains Edward.

I saw a man at the beach yelling, ""HELP, SHARK, HELP!!!!" I just laughed, I knew that shark wasn't going to help him
Oct 10 2013 11:07AM
what do you call a sleeping pizza? a pizzza
oh you like ios7? name five of their songs

doctor: so what kind of birth control are you using?
me: my appearance

mom: "didn't i tell you to get off that damn computer"
me: [faves. but doesn't reply]

*texts back 4 weeks later* sorry i was eating something

"don't be shy" wow you cured me where did it all go omg

are you an iphone 5c cause you look cheap and plastic

eating clocks is really time consuming

why get a job when you can get hit by cars and sue the drivers

*romantically climbs onto your balcony, to ask for the wifi password*

THERE'S A SKELETON INSIDE MY BODY RIGHT NOW OH MY GOD

me: i'm gonna make you mine
me: *right click, save image as*

peeing in the ocean is the best feeling its like im sharing a piece of myself with the world i hope my pee made it to japan i love japan

lets play a game called: did the message not send or are they ignoring me

That awkward moment when you have a vampire boyfriend and you get your period..

You're so fake, even China denied they made you.
Oct 10 2013 10:57AM
Don’t cry me a river. That’s stupid as hell. Cry me a milkshake.
me: "wow I need to do homework but first:"*eats dinner* *goes on twitter* *checks facebook* *knits a scarf* *does oragimi*
me: "oh it's 2am"

What do you call a hooker that you pay with spaguetti? a pastatute....

When asked "Whats up" respond "A delightful animated film about a young boy & an old man who fly away to an exotic place in a balloon house.

society: be yourself
society: no not like that

assassination: a nation that is sassy

"why are you late"
"you know my name NOT my story"
"i didn't say an-"
"only GOD can judge me"
"wha-"
"WHY are you so obsessed with me

Can I take your picture? I love to collect pictures of natural disasters..

it's ok i don't care if you are black, white, gay, straight or an elephant because i hate everyone equally

*jumps off the side of a building yelling "PARKOUR"* *white girl appears out of nowhere* "*PARKOU'RE"


Nothing is worse than having your period at a concert:
Fall out Blood
Pierce the Ovaries
Red Day
My Chemical Hormones
Panic at Uterus
Bring me the Tampons
All Time Flow
Blood on the Dance Floor
Of Mice and Menstrual
Flowing in Reverse
Oct 7 2013 2:37PM
You're nice to the weird kid once, and then BOOM. Stalked for life.
That awkward moment when the garbage goes out more than you

I want to steal a doughnut truck and go on a high speed chase, because it would be funny watching cops chase a doughnut truck on the news.

why do parents get so upset about little things like goddamn I left a plate in the sink not a dead body

If watermelon exists why dont airmelon, firemelon & earthmelon exist? ......the elemelons

Teens: I like to smoke weed and get high.
Me: Sometimes when it's cold, I like to breathe really heavy and pretend I'm a dragon

I saw a man drowning in the lake today. He shouted, "Don't just stand there, do something!" So I started eating an apple.

I think a man with a helmet defending his country should make more money than a man with a helmet on defending a football.

"I love One Direction!" Jeff eat a snickers. You're gay when you're hungry.
Oct 7 2013 2:15PM
There's no "we" in food. Get the f*ck away from me.
Six packs don't count if you're skinny. Just like big boobs don’t count if you’re fat

Never trust a man in a Wheelchair with dirty 4ss shoes on. How the duck your shoes dirty in a Wheelchair?

OMFG WRONG PERSON! *CANCEL CANCEL* *message sent* Ok kill me now.

That feeling when your parents allowed you to do something you never thought they would allow you to.

You think your life is hard? Just think, there’s a turtle out there that has been flipped on its back and can't get up. F*ck your problems.

What do you call a man with no body and just a nose? Nobody nose... *slaps knee*

Females be like i need to go on a diet. Like betch you weigh 90 pounds . f*ck you trying to lose? Your life?

Sorry, your password must contain a number, a capital letter, your left arm, the entire alphabet backwards, a pint of blood and a symbol.

How I flirt: *Stares from a distance*

What comes easy, won't last. What lasts, won't come easy.

I sometimes staple a dead seagull to my shirt so that people think it's Hollister.

"How do I look?"
Friend: "You look fine."
Good Friend: "You look really pretty."
Best Friend: "You look horrible"

Blanket on, too hot. Blanket off, too cold. One leg out, perfect. Till the demon of Paranormal Activity grabs it and drags you down the hall
Oct 5 2013 4:44PM
Promises are like babies. Fun to make but hard to deliver.
Vending machines are so homophobic. I'm sorry my dollar is not straight enough for you

What if the light we see at the end of the tunnel when we die is really us just being pushed out of a vagi.na into our next life.

Sticks and stones may break my bones but big black booty excites me.

Weight loss tip: Don't eat so much, you fat piece of sheet.

I bet Rosa Parks killed it in musical chairs.

Raisin cookies that look like chocolate chip cookies is the main reason I have trust issues

If people winked in real life as much as they do in text messages, this world would be a really creepy place.

How many parents does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None. They would rather b**** about why their kids haven't done it yet.

I'll admit that the Chinese kids in my math class are pretty smart. But doing it with their eyes closed? That's a bit cocky

Abercrombie and Fitch more like abracadabra your a lil betch.
Oct 5 2013 4:28PM
If god is inside us, then I hope he likes Fajita’s, cause that’s what he’s getting
If you abuse a dog you are literally the lowest of the low because they will always come back, and try to make you love them it's so sad

how to kiss a boy:
grab his waist
slip your hand in his pocket
steal his wallet
don't even kiss him
just run

mom: "do your homework"
me: *Likes but doesn't reply*
mom: "we're not even on Faceb-
me: *blocks and reports for spam*

Asked 100 women which shampoo they preferred, and the most popular answer was: "How the f*ck did you get in here?"

This is a "A" & "B" conversation. . . So "C" your way out before "D" jumps over "E" & "F"s you up like a "G."

Step 1) Buy hamster. Step 2) Name it virginity. Step 3) Lose hamster... Close enough

Mirrors don't lie. Lucky for you, they can't laugh either.
You’re so hot, even my zipper is falling for you ;)

Is it just me, or do mirrors look really se,xy?

How girls become friends: OMG I love your shoes!
How guys become friends: Excuse me sir, I see you bang betches, I myself also bang betches.

If I have to be drug free to keep my job you should be drug free for food stamps and welfare.
Oct 5 2013 4:19PM
new studies show that clouds are actually just puffs of smoke from god’s weed
Fake eyelashes are okay if they look natural, but some betches look like they gonna take flight if they blink too fast

Balloons are so weird… “happy birthday, here’s a plastic sack of my breath”

Do you ever take a good pic of yourself and use it for everything & then look at it one day and your like omg this is actually the worst pic ever?

tyra banks: 10 beautiful ladies stand before me
tyra banks: but i only have nine pictures in my hands
tyra banks: and they're all of me

hipsters: I'm not a hipster, but i can make your hips stir!
me: I'm not water but I'll ****ing drown you

Guys say “Don't wear leggings if you don't got no a.ss” & I see 'em betches walking around in muscle shirts w/out any muscles so pipe the **** down

call me old fashion but i think your shorts should be longer than your vag.ina
Sep 27 2013 8:51AM
Netflix has every movie except the ones you actually wanna see.
Me: I can't eat anymore, I'm full.
Food: Eat me.
Me: Ok.

Mom: "Can I see your Blog?"
Me: "WHAT BLOG?!" *throws laptop out window, runs to airport, moves to Mexico, changes name to Pepito*

*When My Name's In A Math Problem*
Class: *Stares At Me*
Me: That's Right Betches. I Bought 60 Watermelons.

me: wow everything is going perfect for once!
life: haha one sec

11 pm: I think I might go to bed early tonight
3 am: lol

My room is either the temperature of antarctica ❄️ or the gates of hell🔥

parents: you

spend too much time on the computer, it's like you're addicted
me: fine can i go out
parents: no

Me jealous of you? Sweet Jesus, Bless your delusional heart.

You a faggot if you wear seatbelts, real niggas fly out the car.

Speak English, kiss French, drive German, dress Italian, spend Arab, party Caribbean.

I wish fire trucks and ambulances played "Move Betch, Get Out The Way" instead of using sirens

It’s funny how if you get an A on a test your grade goes up like 2 percent but if you get a F your grade goes down like the titanic.
Sep 27 2013 8:35AM
you feel like a idiot when you try to run with your backpack on
Wow, seriously? 13 year olds having s.ex and getting drunk? When I was 13, I was injecting hero.in and had committed my 4th murder, .puss.ies

"K." Well potassium to you too, motherfuc.ker.

If I could remember school work like I remember lyrics... I would be a genius.

Me: "I wanna go on a diet."
Food: "Lol, no."

me: why am i so fat
me: *eats 17 pizzas*
me: *eats 49 tubs of ice cream*
me: *eats entire family*
me: *eats whole universe*
me: why

Me: *Hears laughing from 49262 miles away*
Me: I know they're laughing at me I just know it.

How to prepare for exams: Cry.

IDGAF = I don't give away food.

PRINGLES: The only chip company in the world that doesn't sell air.

My hair is at such an awkward length right now... it's not long... and it's not short... I want to cut it again but I want it longer.

2010: wow I was so ugly last year
2011: wow I was so ugly last year
2012: wow I was so ugly last year
2013: to be continued

Oh you lost your phone and it's on silent? Too bad. If you liked it you shoulda put a ring on it.

When you offer someone food and they decline "MORE FOOD FOR ME".

First thing I do in the morning: Look at the clock and hope I have more time to sleep.

When I was your age I lost a tooth, not my virginity.

Walking around the kitchen like pac-man when you are hungry

When a sibling makes a "yo' mama" joke...B*tch, we have the same mom.

 

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Jul 1 2012 1:52PM

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Sep 30 2011 4:36PM

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Aug 31 2011 8:25PM

Awesomeness yet again! :D
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Aug 28 2011 2:04PM

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Aug 4 2011 10:55AM

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