26 Dec, 2010

DONT' READ IF UR IMMATURE!

Why do we sleep in church, But stay awake through a 3 hour movie? Why is it so hard to talk about God, but so easy to talk about gross things? Why are we so bored when we look at a Christian magazine, but find it easy to read Playboy? Why is it so easy to ignore a Godly myspace bulletin, Yet we repost the nasty ones? Why are churches getting smaller, But bars and clubs are expanding? Why is it so easy to purchase beer and Mugs? But so hard to donate 25 cents for a Charity? Why is it so easy to worship a Celebrity? But very difficult to engage with God? Why do people laugh at you for being religious, but praise you for thinking dirty and vain? Think about it, are you going to repost this? Are you going to ignore it, cause you think you’ll get laughed at? Repost this as “don’t read if your immature ….seriously” 80 % of you wont repost this. Jesus said: ‘If you deny me in front of your friends, I will deny you in front of my father.

26 Dec, 2010

AHHHHHHHHHH!

A few years ago, two parents went out for dinner. A few hours later, the babysitter was calling to ask if she could cover up the clown statue in the kids' room,the father said,"Take the kids and get out of the house. We'll call thepolice, we don't have a clown statue." The "clown statue" is really a killer that escaped from PRISON.(true story)If you don't post this letter on to 10 pagess tonight, the clown will be in your bed at 3:00 am with a chainsaw in his hand (SORRY THIS REALLY FREAKS ME OUT)

26 Dec, 2010

Guys arent jerks

Girl: Slow down, I'm scared. Guy: No, this is fun. Girl: No it's not! Please it's too scary! Guy: Then tell me you love me. Girl: Fine I love you. Slow down! Guy: Now give me a BIG hug! Girl : *hugs him* Guy: Can you take my helmet off and put it on yourself? It's bugging me. Girl: Alright, now slow down Guy: I love you babe (in the paper the next day) : A motorcycle had crashed into a building because of brake failure. Two people were on it, but only 1 had survived. The truth was that halfway down the road, the guy realized that his brakes broke, but he didn't want to let the girl know. Instead, he had her say she loved him and felt her hug one last time, then he had her wear his helmet so that she would live even though it meant that he would die. If u love any one this much re-post this and the love of your life will relize they feel the same DONT BREAK THIS . 2morow will be the best day of your life. However, if u don t post this by at least 12:00 tonight, you will have bad luck in your love life 4 the rest of your life Guys Post This As "I would do this for my girl " Girls Post This As "Boys aren't j***s

15 Oct, 2009

ggoo team!!

yess. im try out for basketball. prolly next week. ... lol. my dumb cousin keeps singin my made up song.. "DoNt Be DiRtY dAnCiN' lol me and aubrey made that shizz up!! well i gotsta go s***as.. (JkJk))) well see ya tomorrowzz!! yess.. its gonna be friday tomorrow!!

01 Sep, 2009

ugh!!

i had to walk home today when i got all my books and i walked with like ten pounds on my back !haha. but school's goin good. ;D

31 Aug, 2009

oh yeah :)

school starts!! kinda nervous to start a new year ;) but it all good. so i get on when i get out of school!! tal to ya'lls later!!

30 Aug, 2009

2009 couples.

98% marry their 7-12th grade sweethearts & because you opened this.... You will get A good talk tomorrow by the person you love or like! & it will also be the best day of your life! Do not break this chain Repost this as "2009 couples" You' ve got 1 minute

30 Aug, 2009

GOD is GREAT!!

? Post this on your page if you love god and you aren't ashamed of it. Don't back down now because since God knows that you read this and you didn't repost this, he will punish you. Remember, all you do on earth is counted, and theres no one to stop you, but when God is deciding whether or not to punish you or reward you, since you didn't copy and paste this, and you are ashamed of it, he will frown at you and punish you. God forgives all that are worthy of it. If you don't copy and paste this in the next 10 minutes, that means that you are ashamed of God, and he will punish you. This is not just a meaningless chain letter, this is a test whether you are a believer, or someone who is not worthy of a reward

30 Aug, 2009

cute

READ THIS! youll be glad you did! >>> this is like the cutest thing ever!! >>> Girl: What's wrong >>> >>> Boy: I like her so muc h... >>> >>> Girl: Talk to her! >>> >>> Boy: I don't know. She won't ever like me. >>> >>> Girl: Don't say that. You're amazing. >>> >>& gt; Boy: I just want her to know how I feel.. >>> >>> Girl: Then tell her. >>> >>> Boy: She won't like >>> ... >>> >>> Girl: How do you know that? >>> >>> Boy: I can just tell. >>> >>> Girl: Well just tell her. >>> >>> Boy: What should I say? >>> >>> Girl: Tell her how much you like her! >>> >>> Boy: I tell her that daily. >>> >>> Girl: What do you mean? >>> >>> Boy: I'm always with her. I love her.. >>> >>> Girl: I know how you feel...... I have the same problem. >>> But he'll never like me.... >>> >>> Boy: Wait. Who do you like? >>> >>> Girl: Oh some boy. >>> >>& g t; Boy: Oh.... she won't like me either.. >>> >>> Girl: She does. >>> >>> Boy: How do you know...? >>> >>> Girl: Because, who wouldn't like you? >>> >>> Boy: You. >>> >>> Girl: You're wrong, I love you. >>> >>> Boy: I love you too. &g t;>> >>> Girl: So are you going to talk to her? >>> >>> Boy: I just did. >>> >>> ****AWWW**** >>> Because you opened this, you will get kissed on 0D >>> friday >>> by >>> the love >>> >>> of your life..... DO NOT BREAK THE CHAIN!! Your crush >>> >>> will >>> ask you out. Tomorrow will be the best day of your >>> life. >>> However, if >>> you >>> >>> don't send this to at least 10 people by at least >>> 12:00 >>> tonight, >>> >>> you will have bad luck in your love life for the >>> rest >>> of >>> your >>> life. Just repost, please copy and paste!! with the &g t;> ;> name 'Cute' >>> or 'Aww

29 Aug, 2009

ugh :( well who cares!! haha

kinda mad i didnt go on the zipper but i got a t shirt :) im wearing it on the 2nd day of school?? haha

28 Aug, 2009

CaNt WaiT!!!!

OH YESSSS!!! im goin to fair today!!! i better find someone to go on the zipper!!haha

26 Aug, 2009

Im goin back to Jamaica Monday!!

Okay, because you opened this, this weekyou will have the BEST LUCK 1) your gonna get a girlfriend/ boyfriend 2) your gonna have the best 3 weeks starting tonight! 3) your gonna get 2 NEW FRIENDS 4) your gonna fall in love **If u dont repost this, you will have bad luck forever !BUT, you have to repost this bulletin with any of these names: 1) I GOT MY LIP PIERCED [[PICS]] 2) I LOVE HIM , SO WHAT ? 3) I LIKE SOMEONE<3 4) GOLD DIGGER 5) I NEED A TRUE BOYFRIEND 6) OMG WE KISSED ! Heres the pic 7) I NEED A GIRLFRIEND I THINK I MIGHT BE GAY 9) I NEED A BOYFRIEND 10) MY SUICIDE LETTER 11) I DYED MY HAIR BLONDE[[PICS]] 12) IM GOING BACK TO JAMAICA MONDAY 13) I DYED MY HAIR PINK AND PURPLE HERE ARE PICS 14) WE GOT CAUGHT 15) I DYED MY HAIR BROWN HERE ARE THE PICTURES

14 Aug, 2009

UGH!!

ugh! this site is like all drama!!

12 Aug, 2009

HeCk YeSsssS!!

heyy!! i got a new pic ya'll!! haha. tell me what you think!! haha

06 Aug, 2009

everyday!! =D

If you believe in Jesus Christ put this in your profile. DON'T JUST IGNORE THIS BECAUSE IN THE BIBLE it says if you deny Him, He will deny you in front of His Father in the Gates of Heaven. This is the simplest test: If you love God and you are not ashamed of it, copy this and put it in your profile. God will smile at you

05 Aug, 2009

YoU kNw iT!! LOLZ =D

???????????????? ♥OFF!C!ALLY MA FWEND♥ ? ? ?? ? ? ? Jelly <3

04 Aug, 2009

Jelly :)

Yuh knw yuh my gurl.!! I luvv yuh to death.!! Haha. Buddy luvv.!! I'll be there if yuh eva need me.!!

31 Jul, 2009

sooooo true..

i want a guy, who calls me beautiful instead of hot. who calls me back when i hang up on him. who will stay awake just to watch me sleep.. a guy who...... kisses me on the cheek.. who is constantly reminding me of how much he cares about me and how lucky he is to have me.

31 Jul, 2009

lolz!! XD

1. Whats your Name? 2. Are we close? 3. What do you think of me? 4. Do you hav a crush on me? 5. Would u kiss me? 6. would u go with me? 7. Describe me in 3 words? 8. If u Had Me for 30 Mins wat would you do? 9. What was ur first impression of me? 10. Do u still think the same bout me? 11.. What reminds u of me? 12. If you could give me anything what would it be? 13. How well do u know me? 14. What do u like best about me? 15. Ever wanted 2 tell me something u could'nt? 16. Could you ever love me? 17. Give me a nickname and explain why? 18.R u gonna put this on ur blog and c wat i say bout u? 19.Anything 2 say b4 u go? 20.Rate me 1-10

31 Jul, 2009

cupcakes =D

mmmmmm. i made them all by myself and they are delicious!! hehe XD

30 Jul, 2009

hesk yess XP

1. We laff @ jokez more dan wonc 2. We haff each othaz bakkz 3. We allwayz talkin, txtin, mesagin 4. Laf 4 no rezonz 5. Allwayz dere 4 each otha 6. Neva laff @ sumthin stoopid dat da otha frend did 7. Mainly juzz stick 2getha alot dat ppl start thinkin: DAMN THEZE GURRLZ AR TIGHTER DAN A FAT GUY IN TIGHTZ!!! repost diz if yo frendz ar awssuumm lik dat!!

30 Jul, 2009

this is hilarous!!

She spent 20 minutes looking at the orange juice box because it said "concentrate." She put lipstick on her forehead because she wanted to make up her mind. She tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order. She sent me a fax with a stamp on it. She tried to drown a fish. She thought a quarterback was a refund. She got locked in a grocery store and starved to death. She tripped over a cordless phone. She took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept. She asked for a price check at the Dollar Store She studied for a blood test. She thought Meow Mix was a CD for cats When she heard that 90% of all crimes occur around the home, she moved. When she missed the 44 bus, she took the 22 bus twice instead. When she took you to the airport and saw a sign that said "Airport Left" she turned around and went home

29 Jul, 2009

"SEE IF YOUR MIDDLE NAME IS ON THE LIST"

Say this slowly. Jesus. I. love. you. and. I. need. you. Repost this within 5 minutes and t**le it: "SEE IF YOUR MIDDLE NAME IS ON THE LIST" A miracle will happen tonight. P.S.Please Do not ignore ...God works in mysterious ways

29 Jul, 2009

i luvv yuhz girl!! XP

????????????????© 2009 Jelly<3 ♥ yuhr OFFiCiALLY MA FREND ♥

27 Jul, 2009

dont be gross XD

WE'RE LOCKED UP IN MY ROOM FOR TWENTY-FOUR HOURS & WE COULD DO WHATEVER YOU WANTED, WHAT WOULD YOU DO WITH ME? TELL ME IN MY INBOX... CUZ ITS A SECRET... THEN REPOST THIS IN YOUR BULLETIN... YOU MIGHT BE SUPRISED WITH THE RESPONSES YOU GET. THEY COULD MAKE YOU LAUGH OR EVEN SMILE OR EVEN DISGUSTED

27 Jul, 2009

lol!! 16 things to do at wal-mart :)

1. Get 24 boxes of open soda and randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking. 2. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals. 3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms. 4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, " 'Code 3' in housewares".... and see what happens. 5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away. 6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area. 7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department. 8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask, "Why can't you people just leave me alone?" 9. Look right into the security camera; & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose. 10. While handling g**s in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are. 11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme. 12. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look". 13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through, say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!" 14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, a**ume the fetal position and scream.. "NO! NO! It's those voices again!!!!" 15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while; and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here! 16. Get several bouncy balls and throw them down an aisle shouting "go, pikachu, go!

26 Jul, 2009

i love my ipod touch :)

????? ???? ????♥ My iPod Touch ????

21 Jul, 2009

j3lly

you are my bestie :) and im always there for yuh girl! luv yuhz!!

20 Jul, 2009

im a sexy, gangsta with a broken heart =D

What color shirt are you wearing? Red = silly Brown = cute Green = gorgeous Blue = s**y white = Muscular Aqua = freaky Yellow = innocent Purple = a little TOO happy Black or dont remeber = EMO Orange = funny Gray = dumb Pink = preppy light pink = sweaty Multicolored = tree hugging Other = hott none = s**y beastly What kind of pants are you wearing? short shorts =cheerleader Skirt or Skort = llama Corduroy = cagefighter skinny jeans = pothead Ripped Jeans = skater Camo = hillbilly jean short shorts = w**** jeans = prep Cargo = clown Sweats or basketball shorts = gangster soccer shorts = runner Shorts = bum Pajama Pants = s*** Nothing = mother banger What is your NATURAL hair color? dark brown =with a broken heart auburn = with a hot boyfriend/ girlfriend red = with a hot b*** black = with a nice smile blonde = with a hott body brown = with beautiful eyes dirty blonde = that flirts tooo much strawberry blonde = that is to much to handle light brown = with amazing eyes

20 Jul, 2009

only 20 ppl can read this :)

Cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid, aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it dseno't mtaetr in waht oerdr the ltteres in a wrod are, the olny iproamtnt tihng is taht the frsit and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it whotuit a pboerlm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Azanmig huh? yaeh and I awlyas tghuhot slpeling was ipmorantt!if you can raed tihs rpsoet it. OLNY RSEPOT IF YOU CAN RAED TIHS. CNAHGE THE NMUEBR AT TOP TGOHUH, ? "ONLY __ PEOPLE IN THE WORLD CAN READ THIS...CAN YOU" Go up a nmuber if you can raed it...lte's see how hgih we cna get

20 Jul, 2009

I LOVE JESUS CHRIST!!

_/ \/\ \_\** / /_/** \ If U Got Love 4 JESUS \_\/\**\ CHRIST Copy This & ~..\_\*/Put it on ur profile

20 Jul, 2009

LOL!! HAHA

?????? Put this on your page ??????? If you like to laugh alot!xD ???????

20 Jul, 2009

FACTS!! LOL :)

facts i no about all people reading this: 1.your reading my comment 2.now ur saying/thinking thats a stupid fact 4.you didnt notice i skipped 3 5.your checking it now 6.your smiling 7.your still reading my comment 8. you know all of this is true 10.you didnt notice i skipped 9 11.your checking it now 12.you didnt notice there are only 10 facts COPY AND PASTE TO PROFILE AND TOMMARROW WILL BE UR BEST DAY EVER!!!!!

19 Jul, 2009

??i LOVE MUSiC??

???? ???? ?(o) ?Ipod ? ???? post this if you love music !

19 Jul, 2009

yo mama.

yo mama so dumb i told her to go to the supermarket to buy some Prego (spegetti sauce) and she went to the supermarket and she got pregnant! lol =D

17 Jul, 2009

LOOKS DONT MATTER!!

Girl: Um hi i need to tell you somthing Boy: what? Girl: I like you Boy No way your so dam ugly Girl: But....I thought that...... Boy: I'll never like you girl runs off crying Later... girls phone rings "Hi honey its mom ill be home soon love You bye" Girl grabs knife goes in the bathroom and cries. Mom: honey im Home! then the mom hears a scream and finds the girl bleeding to death in the bathroom and she tells her i love you and dies then her mom looked up and was horrified by seeing blood on the wall saying ASK HIM AM I PRETTY ENOUGH NOW Copy & paste this if you think looks shouldnt matter and all that should count is whats on the

12 Jul, 2009

oh yeah.! lol

Did u know? B4 u go to sleep there is 1 person thinking of u.They want to kiss u they are always thinking about u b4 they go to sleep at night. In a month they will ask u out or grab u and kiss u.Post this in the next 200seconds and u will have the best day of ur life this Saturday.You're #1 love will either kiss u, ask you out ,call you, or text you.

12 Jul, 2009

child abuse

A poem about Child Abuse My name is Lucifer I am three, My eyes are swollen I cannot see, I must be stupid I must be bad, What else could have made My daddy so mad? I wish I were better I wish I werent ugly, Then maybe my mommy Would still want to hug me. I cant do a wrong I cant speak at all Or else im locked up All day long. When im awake im all alone The house is dark My folks arent home When my mommy does come home I'll try and be nice, So maybe ill just get One whipping tonight. I just heard a car My daddy is back From Charlies bar. I hear him curse My name is called I press myself Against the wall I try to hide From his evil eyes Im so afraid now Im starting to cry He finds me weeping Calls me ugly words, He says its my fault He suffers at work. He slaps and hits me And yells at me more, I finally get free And run to the door Hes already locked it And i start to bawl, He takes me and throws me Against the hard wall I fall to the floor With my bones nearly broken, And my daddy continues With more bad words spoken, "Im sorry!", I scream But its now much to late His face has been twisted Into a unimaginable shape The hurt and the pain Again and again O please God, have mercy! O please let it end! And he finally stops And heads for the door While i lay there motionless Brawled on the floor My name is Lucifer I am three, Tonight my daddy Murdered me Now i roam the underworld, to help those in need. I may seem evil, but i'm not. And if you read this and dont pass it on I pray for your forgiveness Because you would have to be AOne heartless person To not be effected By this Poem And because you are effected, Do something about it! So all i ask you to do pIs pass this on! IF YOU ARE AGAINST CHILD ABUSE

25 Jun, 2009

LOL. RaCiSm!!

A white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here." The black man turned around and stood up. He then said: "Listen sir....when I was born I was BLACK " "When I grew up I was BLACK, " "When I'm sick I'm BLACK, " "When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, " "When I'm cold I'm BLACK, " "When I die I'll be BLACK." "But you sir." "When you are born you're PINK". "When you grow up you're WHITE, " "When you're sick, you're GREEN, " "When you go in the sun you turn RED, " "When you're cold you turn BLUE, " "And when you die you turn PURPLE. "And you have the nerve to call me colored?" The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away.. Put this on your page if you HATE racism

25 Jun, 2009

abortion is HORRIBLE!!

MONTH 1:MOMMY IM ONLY 4 INCHES LONG MONTH 2:MOMMY I LOVE YOUR VOICE ITS A SWEET LULLABY MONTH 3:MOMMY I JUST FOUND OUT IM A BOY!AREN'T YOU GLAD MONTH 4: MOMMY I JUST LEARNED HOW TO SUCK MY THUMB!I GET A LOT OF EXCERCISE! I CAN TURN MY HEAD AND STRETCH MONTH 5:MOMMY WHY ARE YOU CRYING? IT MAKES ME CRY TOO! SEE I CRY EVEN THOUGHT YOU CAN'T SEE ME MONTH 6:MOMMY THAT DOCTOR LIED TO YOU! I AM REAL! I DON'T LIKE THAT DOCTOR AT ALL! MONTH 7: I HEAR THAT DOCTOR AGAIN! WHAT'S ABORTION? OW! MOMMY I FEEL A NEEDLE! IT'S BURNING,MOMMY! HELP ME! I CAN'T GET AWAY FROM IT! MOMMY IT'S OKAY NOW IM IN THE HANDS OF GOD NOW.HE EXPLAINED TO ME WHAT ABORTION IS. HOW COULD YOU DO THIS?HOW COULD YOU KILL ME? DIDN'T YOU WANT ME MOMMY? IF YOU THINK ABORTION IS WRONG COPY N PASTE THIS!!