alexisbored
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| Username : | alexisbored |
| First Name : | alex |
| Last Name : | perkins |
| Gender: | M |
| Country: | SN |
| Member Since : | 14 Jul, 2009 |
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06 Jan, 2010
O.o
i was walkin and a ice thing fell and stabbed into me hand lol
25 Nov, 2009
oops
deleted all messages
25 Nov, 2009
worth
[ ]Black-$125 [ ] Brown - $100 [ ] Blondie - $50 [ ] Black - $15 [ ] Bald - $5 [x ] Other - $75 Eye Color: [] Brown - $50 [ ] Green - $75 [x ] Blue - $150 [] Hazel - $100 [ ] Other - $15 Height: [ ] Over 7' - $200 [ ] 6'8 to 7' - $175 [ ] 6'0 to 6'7 - $150 [x ] 5'5 to 5'11 - $75 [] 5'4 to 5'10 - $85 [ ] Under 5'4 - $95 Age: [ ] 50 to 56 - $175 [ ] 46 to 50 - $150 [ ] 41 to 45 - $125 [ ] 31 to 40 - $100 [ ] 26 to 30 - $75 [ ] 21 to 25 - $50 [ ] 19 to 20 - $25 [x] 0 to 18 - $100 Birth Order: [ ] Last born and second born - $2000 [ ] Twins or more than twins - $750 [ ] First Born - $320 [ ] Only Child - $250 [ ] second born - $150 [ ] Middle child - $100 [ ] Last Born - $100 [x] third born - $550 [ ] fourth born - $300 [ ] fifth born - $400 [ ] sixth born - $215 Drink? [] I did like once - $400 [ ] Only Holidays - $250 [x ] Sometimes - $215 [ ] YES - $200 [ ] only weekends - $300 [ ] Every other day - $50 [ ] Once a day - $15 [ ] I live from the bottle - Bankrupt $0 [ ] No - $600 Vision? [x] perfect vision $400 [ ] need or have glasses/ contacts but dont wear them $200 [ ] No correction $100 [ ] Glasses $50 [ ] contacts $25 [ ] Surgical correction -$100 Shoe Size: [ ] 13+ - $300 [ ] 12-1/2 to 13 - $250 [ ] 11 to 12 - $400 [ x] 7 to 10 - $500 [ ] Under 7 - $450 Favorite Colors (THREE): [x] Green - $750 [] Red - $600 [x ] Black - $100 [ ] Yellow - $475 [ ] Brown - $300 [x ] Dark Purple - $225 [ ] White - $400 [ ] Aqua - $350 [ ] Orange - $300 [] Blue - $300 [ ] Pink - $100 [ ] Other - $500 Total: Did you use a calculator to add it all up? [ ] Yes $0 [x ] Nope-add $1000 [ ] some- $750 4140 any bids :P
03 Oct, 2009
ALEXX ROCKZ!!! UR SOCKZ OFF! :P
Alex i hacked you<3 Hehe :P I hacked alex, and hez hacking meh :P From,Jasmine<33
20 Sep, 2009
Hello ^-^
im hacking Alex'z account, again.. Just cuz im awesome like that :] So yah Add Him Hoez! Hacked By Emma :] September 20, 2009 at 12:02 P.M.
27 Aug, 2009
haha ya
1. When you looked at yourself in the mirror today, what was the first thing you thought? look at that r****ed person 2. How much cash do you have on you? 3 dollars 3. What's a word that rhymes with "DOOR?" more 4. Favorite planet? my planet 5. Who is the 4th person on your missed call list on your cell phone? idk 6. What is your favorite ring on your phone? don't have phone 7. What shirt are you wearing? a s*** pshhh no shirt for me 8. Do you "label" yourself? no, I don't like labels. 9. Name the brand of your shoes you're currently wearing? covers 10. Bright or Dark Room? dark 11. What do you think about the person who took this survey before you? ??? 13. What were you doing at midnight last night? football 14. What did your last text message you received on your cell say? idk 15. Where is your nearest 7-11? far 16. What's a word that you say a lot? RAwr 17.What person told you he/she loved you last? sarah 18. Last furry thing you touch last? kitty 19. How many Mugs have you done in the last three days? not much 20. How many rolls of film do you need developed? none. 21. Favorite age you have been so far? 15 22. Your worst enemy? idk 23. What is your current desktop picture?this India one lol 24. What was the last thing you said to someone? lol 25. If you had to choose between a million bucks or to be able to fly what would it be? FLY 26. Do you like someone? YEA 27. The last song you listened to? people=s***
25 Aug, 2009
oh ya
i just got hacked b****es by emma
25 Aug, 2009
Hacked :]
Lmfao.. Alex gave me hiz email & password for no reason [[stupid him]] & now im hacking hiz account.. im such a Bad Azz ;D Thiz iz so much Fun... lol Hacked By Emma... Tuesday Augast 25, 2009
23 Aug, 2009
funny pothead that flirts too much
Red = silly Brown = cute Green = gorgeous Blue = s**y white = Muscular Aqua = freaky Yellow = innocent Purple = a little TOO happy Black or dont remeber = EMO Orange = funny Gray = dumb Pink = preppy light pink = sweaty Multicolored = tree hugging Other = hott none = s**y beastly What kind of pants are you wearing? short shorts =cheerleader Skirt or Skort = llama Corduroy = cagefighter skinny jeans = pothead Ripped Jeans = skater Camo = hillbilly jean short shorts = w**** jeans = prep Cargo = clown Sweats or basketball shorts = gangster soccer shorts = runner Shorts = bum Pajama Pants = s*** Nothing = mother banger What is your NATURAL hair color? dark brown =with a broken heart auburn = with a hot boyfriend/ girlfriend red = with a hot b*** black = with a nice smile blonde = with a hott body brown = with beautiful eyes dirty blonde = that flirts tooo much strawberry blonde = that is to much to handle light brown = with amazing eyes
23 Aug, 2009
i wish :(
If you believe in Jesus Christ put this in your profile. DON'T JUST IGNORE THIS BECAUSE IN THE BIBLE it says if you deny Him, He will deny you in front of His Father in the Gates of Heaven. This is the simplest test: If you love God and you are not ashamed of it, copy this and put it in your profile. God will smile at you
19 Aug, 2009
oh ya
We're the b****es ^_^ Me, Alex, Maxxy, Emma, Alyssa, and Martin. Our pledge is.. i love maxxy i will rape maxxy wen i can i love maxxy shayla is Pretty Hehe ^_^
19 Aug, 2009
omfg
i f***ing hate this but i won't give up yet
18 Aug, 2009
OMFG WTF
i like 2 girls 1 is taken 1 likes someone :(
18 Aug, 2009
uhh
omg i got into a fight yesterday and the kid i got a fight wit he was on the other team and after the game he came and punched my arm
18 Aug, 2009
v.v
i brake to many bones :I i broke my arm today cuz there was this running back i tackled him and broke his jaw and so his brother a f***ing line men was so p***ed and was running at me im like oh shiiiiiitttt then i ran as fast as i can like i ran like 50 yards suddenly BOOM his bro f***ing broke my arm kinda funny ^.^ and this kid randy got brain damage hella of a day oh yaa we won we won 30 to 27 i hate those little f***ers but we still won
18 Aug, 2009
haha
[ 00x**coolx**00 ]: whatz upppp?? [ emo_luigi ]: anywho hey drew [ Emo.Meggy♥ ]: ME HATE I LUVDATON [ 00x**coolx**00 ]: hiii luigi [ emo_luigi ]: boners [ Allie-J-Dimeco ]: hey some chick said ur a w**** [ 00x**coolx**00 ]: i was ur character 4 mario party haha [ Emo.Meggy♥ ]: WHO>>>?? [ alexisbored ]: she is a s*** [ zangetsu ]: i heard that to [ 00x**coolx**00 ]: yep [ Emo.Meggy♥ ]: ME NOT A SLUT ME A GOOD TIME [ emo_luigi ]: mario party 8!!! owns [ 00x**coolx**00 ]: haha [ alexisbored ]: see watch this [ alexisbored ]: hey wanna have s**/. [ zangetsu ]: it was Hot_Alyssa [ Allie-J-Dimeco ]: yea [ emo_luigi ]: wtf my nephew talking to himself [ Emo.Meggy♥ ]: YESH I LOVE SEXX [ 00x**coolx**00 ]: Nice [ alexisbored ]: told u shes a s*** [ Allie-J-Dimeco ]: u r a w**** [ emo_luigi ]: prostitute in the chat [ Emo.Meggy♥ ]: ME JUST LIKE SEXXX [ emo_luigi ]: go f*** ur damn dead grandma [ Emo.Meggy♥ ]: U CAN JOIN US.. [ emo_luigi ]: nope [ 00x**coolx**00 ]: .......... [ alexisbored ]: im not haveing s** wit u [ Allie-J-Dimeco ]: wtf!!! [ emo_luigi ]: i rather be raped by alex & drew [ 00x**coolx**00 ]: she raped me [ alexisbored ]: -raped luigi- [ Allie-J-Dimeco ]: lol [ 00x**coolx**00 ]: *rapes u * [ zangetsu ]: my corner [ emo_luigi ]: lol [ Allie-J-Dimeco ]: in tha b*** [ 00x**coolx**00 ]: *rapes u AGAIN * [ Emo.Meggy♥ ]: YOU WILL [ emo_luigi ]: lol [ 00x**coolx**00 ]: DAMN LUIGI I LIKE RAPING U [ emo_luigi ]: what is this rape luigi day? [ Allie-J-Dimeco ]: in tha b*** [ alexisbored ]: u like my d*** in ur a** XD [ 00x**coolx**00 ]: YESH [ Crzy $t3v3! ]: snipe [ emo_luigi ]: lol nice [ Crzy $t3v3! ]: why is there a password? [ Emo.Meggy♥ ]: ME WANT A DICK TOSUCK ON [ alexisbored ]: NO [ zangetsu ]: lmao [ Emo.Meggy♥ ]: YEPPERZ I DO [ Emo.Meggy♥ ]: CAN I SUCKON URS..? [ zangetsu ]: no [ emo_luigi ]: go to spencer and find a d**** [ 00x**coolx**00 ]: BLAME IT ON THE PROSTITUTE [ Emo.Meggy♥ ]: Y NOY [ Emo
17 Aug, 2009
hope it works
What a boyfriend would do.... • Grab her neck when you kiss her, it's a real turn on. Not her b***/boobs. • Stay on the phone with her even if shes not saying anything. • When she's mad hug her tight and don't let go then kiss her • When she says she's ok dont believe it talk with her • Never cheat on her because 10 yrs later she'll remember you • Call her at 12:00am on her birthday to tell her you love her • Call her before you sleep and after you wake up • Treat her like a person and not something to show off for • Tease her and let her tease you back. • Stay up all night with her when she's sick. • Watch her favorite movie with her. • TRUST HER WITH HER GUY FRIENDS • Let her wear your clothes. • When she's bored and sad, hang out with her. • Let her know she's important. • Kiss her in the pouring rain. • When she runs up at you crying, the first thing you say is; "Who's a** am I kicking babe?" If you do post this in the next four minutes the one you love will : •Call you. •Kiss you. •Love you. •Text you
16 Aug, 2009
fuck u haters
fuck haters lick the wonder sheeze from under my nutz kiss my b*** XD
16 Aug, 2009
i like a little rap eminem he owns haha http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ukcEDu7ywRc
Ooww Ladies and gentlemen The moment youve all been waiting for .. In this corner : weighing 175 pounds, with a record of 17 rapes, 400 a**aults, and 4 murders, the undisputed, most diabolic villain in the world : Slim Shady! Chorus : Eminem So crack a bottle, let your body waddle Dont act like a snobby model you just hit the lotto Uh-oh Uh-oh, b****3s hopping in my Tahoe Got one riding shotg** and no not one of them got gloves Now wheres the rubbers? Whose got the rubbers? I notice theres so many of them and theres really not that many of us. And ladies love us, my posses kicking up dust. Its on till the break of dawn and were starting this party from dusk Ok lets go Eminem Back wit Andre, the giant, mister elephant tusk Picture us, youll just be another one bit the dust Just one of my mothers sons who got thrown under the bus Kiss my b***. Lick the fumunda cheese from under my nuts It disgusts me to see the game the way that it looks Its a must I redeem my name n haters get mushed. Bitch3s lust. Man they love me when I lay in the cut. Fist the cup. The lady gave her eighty some paper cut. Now picture us. Its ridiculous you curse at the thought Cuz when I spit the verse the sh-t gets worse then worcestershire sauce If I could fit the words as picture perfect, works every time Every verse, every line, as simple as nursery rhymes Its elementary. The elephants have entered the room. I venture to say we're the center of attention its true Not to mention back with a vengeance so heres the signal Of the bat symbol. The platinum trios back on you h**s. Chorus : Eminem So crack a bottle, let your body waddle. Dont act like a snobby model. You just hit the lotto. Uh-oh Uh-oh, b****es hopping in my Tahoe . Got one riding shotg** and no not one of them got gloves Now wheres the rubbers? Whose got the rubbers? Seems like theres so many of them and theres really not that many of us. Ladies love us, my posses kicking up dust.
16 Aug, 2009
o yaa http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q6yDhVyP9oU
I'm ever upper class high society, God's gift to ballroom notoriety, I always fill my ballroom (The event is never small) The social pages say I've got The biggest balls of all Oh I've got big balls I've got big balls And they're such big balls Dirty big balls And he's got big balls And she's got big balls But we've got the biggest balls of them all And my balls are always bouncing My ballroom always full And everybody c**s and c**s again If your name is on the guest list No-one can take you higher Everybody says I've got GREAT BALLS OF FIRE Oh I've got big balls repeat Some balls are held for charity And some for fancy dress But when they're held for pleasure They're the balls that I like best. My balls are always bouncing To the left and to the right It's my belief that my big balls Should be held every night Oh I've got big balls repeat And I'm just itching to tell you about them Oh we had such wonderful fun Seafood cocktail, crabs, crayfish... Ball s***er
16 Aug, 2009
hehe
Black dress with the tights underneath, I got the breath of the last cigarette on my teeth, And shes an actress (actress), But she ain't got no need. Shes got money from her parents in a trust fund back east. T-t-t-tongues always pressed to your cheeks, While my tongue is on the inside of some other girls teeth, T-tell your boyfriend if he says hes got beef, That I'm a vegetarian and I ain't f***ing scared of him. She wants to touch me (Woah), She wants to love me (Woah), She'll never leave me (Woah, woah, oh, oh), Don't trust a h**, Never trust a h**, Won't trust a h**, Won't trust me. X's on the back of your hands, Wash them in the bathroom to drink like the bands. And your setlist (setlist), You stole off the stage, Had red and purple lipstick all over the page. B-b-b-bruises cover your arms, Shaking in the fingers with the bottle in your palm. And the best is (best is), No one knows who you are, Just another girl alone at the bar. She wants to touch me (Woah), She wants to love me (Woah), She'll never leave me (Woah, woah, oh, oh), Don't trust a h**, Never trust a h**, Won't trust a h**, Won't trust me. Shush girl shut your lips, Do the Hellen Keller and talk with your hips. I said, Shush girl shut your lips, Do the Hellen Keller and talk with your hips. I said, Shush girl shut your lips, Do the Hellen Keller and talk with your hips. Woah, woah, woah... She wants to touch me (Woah), She wants to love me (Woah), She'll never leave me (Woah, woah, oh, oh), Don't trust a h**, Never trust a h**, Won't trust a h**, Won't trust me
15 Aug, 2009
its so embarssing
i was showing my friends something and my pants went up and they were like wtf and only my friends and sarah nos lol
15 Aug, 2009
"I'm a lesbian"
IT'S PRETTY FUNNY THAT YOU OPENED THIS because in the next seven days you will: * have s** * have someone fall in love with you * find money you've been missing * your luck will change for the better in all areas... love, happiness, job, money, BUT...first you will have to repost this with 1 of these t**les: "I'm a lesbian" "I'M HORNY" "I GOT ARRESTED" "Just to settle all the rumors...yes I am pregnant" "I'm getting married!" "My dad got the job!.. I'm moving to Japan!" "Guess ... who i kissed last night!" "I guess it was never meant to be" "I'm gonna be a daddy!" ""I'm moving back!!!!!" "im gonna be a mommy" "I'm moving!!! "I miss her" "i miss him" "he love's me again" "she love's me again" "I want SEX" "I got married last night!!!" BEWARE IF U DONT REPOST THIS U WILLL HAVE BAD LUCK FOR 2 years
15 Aug, 2009
lol
my family send meh a message. ♥Mom - emma ♥Dad - idk have one instead i have 2 moms ♥Big Bro - ♥Lil Bro - ♥Big Sis -becca ♥Lil Sis - ♥daughter jasmine ♥Uncle -
15 Aug, 2009
just leave comment or message me
You can own a part of my body! Send me message me saying what part. Boobs- Head - Nose - Lips - Hair - Eyes - dic k- Heart - Smile - becca Tummy - Legs- a**- whole body-sarah
12 Aug, 2009
uhhhh
uhh talk to me im just sitting here bored
08 Aug, 2009
haha
1. YOUR REAL NAME: alex 2. YOUR GANGSTA NAME: (first 3 letters of real name plus izzle.): aleizzle 3. YOUR DETECTIVE NAME: (favorite color and favorite animal.): purple tiger 4. YOUR SOAP OPERA NAME: (your middle name and street you live on/or neighborhood if it's a number): Jacob bruce street 5. YOUR SUPERHERO/CRIMINAL NAME: (Your 2nd favorite color, and favorite drink): pruple coke 6. GOTH NAME: (black, and the name of one of your pets): black daisy 7. YOUR HOOD NAME:....first 3 of your first name and add -aleaqua
31 Jul, 2009
OMFG WTF
From: cam cam Date: Jul 31 2009 1:24PM Subject: hey one can u add me to your frinds list 2. can me and u go out i am g**plz love ya camcam
30 Jul, 2009
dun know
What was the last thing you ate? : food If you were a crayon what color would you be? purple Who was the last person you talked 2 on the phone? : i dun no Hugs or Kisses? : kisses Chocolate or Vanilla? : Chocolate The phone rings. What is your ring tone? : wait and bleed Do you like Thunderstorms? : hell yaa Where's the weirdest place you have fallen Asleep? : in my cousind bed wit her O.O Do you get distracted easily? : naah What's your last text message say?: i don't no
26 Jul, 2009
ahhhhhh
Hi Im Mathew Forks And I Got Murdered By My Dad. Repost This In 5 Mins Or At 5:00 am I Will Drown You In The River My Dad Drownded Me in. If You Repost This, You Will Get The Love Of Your Life And Kiss Him/Her On The Nearest Thursday
25 Jul, 2009
Scary Girl
Girl Scary Girl One foggy cold day you and your freind are at your house, no one is home but you, doors are locked. You and your friend are watching T.V. when you here glass break. You run to the door to see the window is broken and the door wide open. You shut the door to see a little girl outside your door standing. Your freind comes to see what happened, you look at your friend in back to the girl, she is gone. When you look back at your friend to see him dead on the floor, you see the little girl standing at your house again, you sprint to the police station with blood on your feet. You report to the police what had happened. A ambulence comes to bring you to the hospital, you sit on the bed as the ambulence heads to the hospital and see the little girl standing... watching... she walks to another house singing quitely, You are my sunshine.. my only sunshine... If you do not post this on your profile, this little girl will come to your house. If you post this on your profile name it Scary Girl
24 Jul, 2009
nope
i change my mind agin im han gin myself
24 Jul, 2009
kk
ima starve myself
24 Jul, 2009
bye guys
ima be in hell ima hang myself in my tree
24 Jul, 2009
HAHA
From: x♥Lulu Murderx♥ Date: Jul 24 2009 2:38PM Subject: .......... *licks ur cheek* you have been officially licked by Lulu Murder....
24 Jul, 2009
How to kiss at skoo
How to kiss at skool. Well first look down. BECAUSE U OPENED THIS U WILL GET KISSED ON FRIDAY BY A PERSON WHO THINKS. UR CUTE. UR PRETTY. or by someone that u like. AND TOMORROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE.DO NOT BREAK THIS CHAIN!!!BREAK IT AND U WILL HAVE RELATIONSHIP PROBLEMS.FOR THE NEXT TEN YEARS!!!"REPOST SAYING "HOW TO KISS AT SCHOOL
24 Jul, 2009
eh
SEVEN THINGS IN YOUR ROOM 1. Bed 2. Lamp 3. me 4. Clothes 5. TV 6.ipod 7. shoes SEVEN RELATIONSHIP QUESTIONS 1. Do you like anyone?: Yeahh!!! 2. Does someone like you?: no v.v 3. Last real crush?: umm kylee 4. Been lead on?: yess 5. Been cheated on?: yaa 6. Want a relationship?: yaa 7. Wanna get married?: yaa SEVEN THINGS YOU CANT LIVE WITHOUT .. 1. Family 2. girl 3. Friends 4. Music 5. internet 6. GOD DUUH LOL 7. beds ;) SEVEN OTHER THINGS ; DO YOU .. 1. Believe in God? yaa 2. Had a dream come true?yea 3. Read the newspaper? ll noo 4. Pray? sometimes 5. Have a sister? i have 7 :P 6. Had braces? naah 7. Wish on stars? no SEVEN HAVE YOU EVERS 1. Fallen in love? Yes 2. Kiss someone of the same s**? lmao yea 3. Swam in the dark? all tha time 4. Been to a Bonfire? yep 5. Ran away from home? yes for like 4 hours lol 7. Pulled an all nighter? yeah SEVEN THINGS IN THE LAST 48 HOURS HAVE YOU .. 1. Cried? no 2. Had fun? no 3. Been kissed? no 4. Felt stupid? haha yeah 5. Talked to an ex? no 6. Missed someone? much 7. slip on something yyaa SEVEN FRIENDS QUESTIONS 1. Any annoying friends?yaa 2. Have a s*** friend? yaa 3. Have a good friend? yaa 4. Known them your whole life? no 5. A friend you can't stand? no 6. Who comes to mind when i say .. STUPID ? me!!
22 Jul, 2009
lol
you must read all the way through! NO CHEATING! (itz worth it ) mom calls the husband a 'bastard' and then the dad calls the wife a "b****" and billy goes to his mom and says "mom what's a b**** and a b******?" and the mom says "well, a b**** is a lady and a b****** is a gentlemen" and then later billy goes outside and listens to his neighbors, and hears "Put your p**** in my v*****!" So Billy goes to his mom and says "mom whats a p**** and v*****?" His moms says "Well Billy, a p**** is a hat and a v***** is a coat" and then later billy sees his dad shaving and cuts himself and says "****" and billy said "Dad, whats ****" And then his dad says "Well billy, **** is a type of Shaving cream " and then billy goes to see his mom cutting the turkey and his mom cuts her finger and says "****!" and then billy says to his mom "Mom whats ****?" "Well billy **** is a way of cutting the turkey" and Then later the guests arrive and billy goes to them and says "Hello b****es and b******s, may i take your p****'s and v*****s, my dad's upstairs wiping **** off his face, and my mom is in the kitchen ****ng the Turkey" Post This... 1 hour- You'll be single for the next year :[ 20 min - Your crush will kiss you 15min - Your crush will tongue you 5-10 min - Your crush will ask you out under 2 min - You will stay with your crush forever
21 Jul, 2009
HAHA
HOW MANY LICK TO GET TO THE CENTER OF MY LOLIPOP
21 Jul, 2009
haha
1. I love... someone 2. Right now I want... to kill myself 3. I feel like...dieing 4. I hate it when... i make everyone sad and mad :( 5. I fear... getting rappeed O.O 6. I'm lonely without... My besties 7. I need... food im starving myself 8. Today I... nothing 9. Tomorrow I'm... i don't no 10. I just... hate myself 11. I want to meet... slipknot 12. I'm hungry for...steak yummy 13. I love it when... i cut myself 14. I'm afraid of... im afraid of the grudge gettin me HAHA 15. I'm listening to... people eating makin me more hungryier 16. I'm wearing... shorts boxerz and no shirt lol 17. I wish I was in... a pool!! 18. I'm craving... for steak 19. I want to get... another phone lol 20. I can't... sing LOL 21. I can... everything jk lol i ccan kill myself 22. I have...a computer DUUUHHH 23. I haven't... went sky diving 24. I'm nervous to... Ask someone out 25. My Mom thinks I'm.. a b**** 26. My Dad thinks I'm... a stupid person v.v 27. I think... i think iim thinkin 28. I'm happy when... im happy when i get a good gf 29. I'm sad when... when people brake up wit me 30. I like eating... STEAK GOD DAMNIT U GET IT STEAK lol 31. I hate eating... carrots naassttyy 32. I love watching... UFC 33. I love listening to... metal clasic rock 34. I like playing... Games 35. I hate waking up to... Bull **** 36. I can see... a yellow pieace of paper 37. I'm glad that... that im almost done with this quiz thing it takes to long 38. I'm disappointed that... thats im mean 39. I look like... a f** 40. I wish I looked like... umm dun no
18 Jul, 2009
okaaay
From: Angel 123 Date: Jul 18 2009 2:28PM Subject: hey u look hott......so wats up???
17 Jul, 2009
WTF
From: tamara123456 Date: Jul 17 2009 11:29PM Subject: hey hey s**y
17 Jul, 2009
Do you love someone enough to do this???
Do you love someone enough to do this? I bet you don't... Don't turn your back, you just opened it,keep reading...if you would jump in front of a bullet for your girlfriend, boyfriend,best friends,or just a person you love, repost this. Tonight, your soulmate will call, kiss, or ask you out... if you break this chain, you will be PUNISHED. Repost with t**le: Do you love someone enough to do this???
16 Jul, 2009
3219 lol
Natural Hair Color: [] Brown - $100 [] Blondie - $50 [] Black - $15 [] Bald - $5 [ x] Other - $75 Eye Color: [ ] Brown - $50 [ ] Green - $75 [ ] Blue - $150 [x] Hazel - $100 [ ] Other - $15 Height: [ ] Over 7' - $200 [ ] 6'8 to 7' - $175 [ ] 6'0 to 6'7 - $150 [ ] 5'5 to 5'11 - $75 [x ] 5'4 to 5'10 - $85 [] Under 5'4 - $95 Age: [ ] 50 to 56 - $175 [ ] 46 to 50 - $150 [ ] 41 to 45 - $125 [ ] 31 to 40 - $100 [ ] 26 to 30 - $75 [ ] 21 to 25 - $50 [ ] 19 to 20 - $25 [x] 0 to 18 - $100 Birth Order: [] Twins or more than twins - $750 !!!!!im a triplet!!!! [ ] First Born - $320 [ ] Only Child - $250 [ ] second born - $150 [] Middle child - $100 [ ] Last Born - $100 [ x] third born - $550 [ ] fourth born - $300 [ ] fifth born - $400 [ ] sixth born - $215 Drink? [] I did like once - $400 [ ] Only Holidays - $250 [ x] Sometimes - $215 [ ] YES - $200 [ ] only weekends - $300 [ ] Every other day - $50 [ ] Once a day - $15 [ ] I live from the bottle - Bankrupt $0 [ ] No - $600 Vision? [ x] perfect vision $400 [ ] need or have glasses/ contacts but dont wear them $200 [ ] No correction $100 [] Glasses $50 [ ] contacts $25 [ ] Surgical correction -$100 Shoe Size: [ ] 13+ - $300 [ ] 12-1/2 to 13 - $250 [ ] 11 to 12 - $400 [ ] 7 to 10 - $500 [x ] Under 7 - $450 Favorite Colors (TWO): [ ] Green - $750 [ ] Red - $600 [x] Black - $100 [ ] Yellow - $475 [ ] Brown - $300 [x] Purple - $225 [ ] White - $400 [ ] Aqua - $350 [ ] Orange - $300 [ ] Blue - $300 [ ] Pink - $100 [ ] Other - $500 Total: Did you use a calculator to add it all up? [ ] Yes $0 [x] Nope-add $1000 [] some- $100
15 Jul, 2009
omg
why do people get wit me then brake up with me real fast???
14 Jul, 2009
me is bored
im bored tlk to me
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i was walkin and a ice thing fell and stabbed into me hand lol
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25 Nov, 2009
worth
[ ]Black-$125 [ ] Brown - $100 [ ] Blondie - $50 [ ] Black - $15 [ ] Bald - $5 [x ] Other - $75 Eye Color: [] Brown - $50 [ ] Green - $75 [x ] Blue - $150 [] Hazel - $100 [ ] Other - $15 Height: [ ] Over 7' - $200 [ ] 6'8 to 7' - $175 [ ] 6'0 to 6'7 - $150 [x ] 5'5 to 5'11 - $75 [] 5'4 to 5'10 - $85 [ ] Under 5'4 - $95 Age: [ ] 50 to 56 - $175 [ ] 46 to 50 - $150 [ ] 41 to 45 - $125 [ ] 31 to 40 - $100 [ ] 26 to 30 - $75 [ ] 21 to 25 - $50 [ ] 19 to 20 - $25 [x] 0 to 18 - $100 Birth Order: [ ] Last born and second born - $2000 [ ] Twins or more than twins - $750 [ ] First Born - $320 [ ] Only Child - $250 [ ] second born - $150 [ ] Middle child - $100 [ ] Last Born - $100 [x] third born - $550 [ ] fourth born - $300 [ ] fifth born - $400 [ ] sixth born - $215 Drink? [] I did like once - $400 [ ] Only Holidays - $250 [x ] Sometimes - $215 [ ] YES - $200 [ ] only weekends - $300 [ ] Every other day - $50 [ ] Once a day - $15 [ ] I live from the bottle - Bankrupt $0 [ ] No - $600 Vision? [x] perfect vision $400 [ ] need or have glasses/ contacts but dont wear them $200 [ ] No correction $100 [ ] Glasses $50 [ ] contacts $25 [ ] Surgical correction -$100 Shoe Size: [ ] 13+ - $300 [ ] 12-1/2 to 13 - $250 [ ] 11 to 12 - $400 [ x] 7 to 10 - $500 [ ] Under 7 - $450 Favorite Colors (THREE): [x] Green - $750 [] Red - $600 [x ] Black - $100 [ ] Yellow - $475 [ ] Brown - $300 [x ] Dark Purple - $225 [ ] White - $400 [ ] Aqua - $350 [ ] Orange - $300 [] Blue - $300 [ ] Pink - $100 [ ] Other - $500 Total: Did you use a calculator to add it all up? [ ] Yes $0 [x ] Nope-add $1000 [ ] some- $750 4140 any bids :P
03 Oct, 2009
ALEXX ROCKZ!!! UR SOCKZ OFF! :P
Alex i hacked you<3 Hehe :P I hacked alex, and hez hacking meh :P From,Jasmine<33
20 Sep, 2009
Hello ^-^
im hacking Alex'z account, again.. Just cuz im awesome like that :] So yah Add Him Hoez! Hacked By Emma :] September 20, 2009 at 12:02 P.M.
27 Aug, 2009
haha ya
1. When you looked at yourself in the mirror today, what was the first thing you thought? look at that r****ed person 2. How much cash do you have on you? 3 dollars 3. What's a word that rhymes with "DOOR?" more 4. Favorite planet? my planet 5. Who is the 4th person on your missed call list on your cell phone? idk 6. What is your favorite ring on your phone? don't have phone 7. What shirt are you wearing? a s*** pshhh no shirt for me 8. Do you "label" yourself? no, I don't like labels. 9. Name the brand of your shoes you're currently wearing? covers 10. Bright or Dark Room? dark 11. What do you think about the person who took this survey before you? ??? 13. What were you doing at midnight last night? football 14. What did your last text message you received on your cell say? idk 15. Where is your nearest 7-11? far 16. What's a word that you say a lot? RAwr 17.What person told you he/she loved you last? sarah 18. Last furry thing you touch last? kitty 19. How many Mugs have you done in the last three days? not much 20. How many rolls of film do you need developed? none. 21. Favorite age you have been so far? 15 22. Your worst enemy? idk 23. What is your current desktop picture?this India one lol 24. What was the last thing you said to someone? lol 25. If you had to choose between a million bucks or to be able to fly what would it be? FLY 26. Do you like someone? YEA 27. The last song you listened to? people=s***
25 Aug, 2009
oh ya
i just got hacked b****es by emma
25 Aug, 2009
Hacked :]
Lmfao.. Alex gave me hiz email & password for no reason [[stupid him]] & now im hacking hiz account.. im such a Bad Azz ;D Thiz iz so much Fun... lol Hacked By Emma... Tuesday Augast 25, 2009
23 Aug, 2009
funny pothead that flirts too much
Red = silly Brown = cute Green = gorgeous Blue = s**y white = Muscular Aqua = freaky Yellow = innocent Purple = a little TOO happy Black or dont remeber = EMO Orange = funny Gray = dumb Pink = preppy light pink = sweaty Multicolored = tree hugging Other = hott none = s**y beastly What kind of pants are you wearing? short shorts =cheerleader Skirt or Skort = llama Corduroy = cagefighter skinny jeans = pothead Ripped Jeans = skater Camo = hillbilly jean short shorts = w**** jeans = prep Cargo = clown Sweats or basketball shorts = gangster soccer shorts = runner Shorts = bum Pajama Pants = s*** Nothing = mother banger What is your NATURAL hair color? dark brown =with a broken heart auburn = with a hot boyfriend/ girlfriend red = with a hot b*** black = with a nice smile blonde = with a hott body brown = with beautiful eyes dirty blonde = that flirts tooo much strawberry blonde = that is to much to handle light brown = with amazing eyes
23 Aug, 2009
i wish :(
If you believe in Jesus Christ put this in your profile. DON'T JUST IGNORE THIS BECAUSE IN THE BIBLE it says if you deny Him, He will deny you in front of His Father in the Gates of Heaven. This is the simplest test: If you love God and you are not ashamed of it, copy this and put it in your profile. God will smile at you
19 Aug, 2009
oh ya
We're the b****es ^_^ Me, Alex, Maxxy, Emma, Alyssa, and Martin. Our pledge is.. i love maxxy i will rape maxxy wen i can i love maxxy shayla is Pretty Hehe ^_^
19 Aug, 2009
omfg
i f***ing hate this but i won't give up yet
18 Aug, 2009
OMFG WTF
i like 2 girls 1 is taken 1 likes someone :(
18 Aug, 2009
uhh
omg i got into a fight yesterday and the kid i got a fight wit he was on the other team and after the game he came and punched my arm
18 Aug, 2009
v.v
i brake to many bones :I i broke my arm today cuz there was this running back i tackled him and broke his jaw and so his brother a f***ing line men was so p***ed and was running at me im like oh shiiiiiitttt then i ran as fast as i can like i ran like 50 yards suddenly BOOM his bro f***ing broke my arm kinda funny ^.^ and this kid randy got brain damage hella of a day oh yaa we won we won 30 to 27 i hate those little f***ers but we still won
18 Aug, 2009
haha
[ 00x**coolx**00 ]: whatz upppp?? [ emo_luigi ]: anywho hey drew [ Emo.Meggy♥ ]: ME HATE I LUVDATON [ 00x**coolx**00 ]: hiii luigi [ emo_luigi ]: boners [ Allie-J-Dimeco ]: hey some chick said ur a w**** [ 00x**coolx**00 ]: i was ur character 4 mario party haha [ Emo.Meggy♥ ]: WHO>>>?? [ alexisbored ]: she is a s*** [ zangetsu ]: i heard that to [ 00x**coolx**00 ]: yep [ Emo.Meggy♥ ]: ME NOT A SLUT ME A GOOD TIME [ emo_luigi ]: mario party 8!!! owns [ 00x**coolx**00 ]: haha [ alexisbored ]: see watch this [ alexisbored ]: hey wanna have s**/. [ zangetsu ]: it was Hot_Alyssa [ Allie-J-Dimeco ]: yea [ emo_luigi ]: wtf my nephew talking to himself [ Emo.Meggy♥ ]: YESH I LOVE SEXX [ 00x**coolx**00 ]: Nice [ alexisbored ]: told u shes a s*** [ Allie-J-Dimeco ]: u r a w**** [ emo_luigi ]: prostitute in the chat [ Emo.Meggy♥ ]: ME JUST LIKE SEXXX [ emo_luigi ]: go f*** ur damn dead grandma [ Emo.Meggy♥ ]: U CAN JOIN US.. [ emo_luigi ]: nope [ 00x**coolx**00 ]: .......... [ alexisbored ]: im not haveing s** wit u [ Allie-J-Dimeco ]: wtf!!! [ emo_luigi ]: i rather be raped by alex & drew [ 00x**coolx**00 ]: she raped me [ alexisbored ]: -raped luigi- [ Allie-J-Dimeco ]: lol [ 00x**coolx**00 ]: *rapes u * [ zangetsu ]: my corner [ emo_luigi ]: lol [ Allie-J-Dimeco ]: in tha b*** [ 00x**coolx**00 ]: *rapes u AGAIN * [ Emo.Meggy♥ ]: YOU WILL [ emo_luigi ]: lol [ 00x**coolx**00 ]: DAMN LUIGI I LIKE RAPING U [ emo_luigi ]: what is this rape luigi day? [ Allie-J-Dimeco ]: in tha b*** [ alexisbored ]: u like my d*** in ur a** XD [ 00x**coolx**00 ]: YESH [ Crzy $t3v3! ]: snipe [ emo_luigi ]: lol nice [ Crzy $t3v3! ]: why is there a password? [ Emo.Meggy♥ ]: ME WANT A DICK TOSUCK ON [ alexisbored ]: NO [ zangetsu ]: lmao [ Emo.Meggy♥ ]: YEPPERZ I DO [ Emo.Meggy♥ ]: CAN I SUCKON URS..? [ zangetsu ]: no [ emo_luigi ]: go to spencer and find a d**** [ 00x**coolx**00 ]: BLAME IT ON THE PROSTITUTE [ Emo.Meggy♥ ]: Y NOY [ Emo
17 Aug, 2009
hope it works
What a boyfriend would do.... • Grab her neck when you kiss her, it's a real turn on. Not her b***/boobs. • Stay on the phone with her even if shes not saying anything. • When she's mad hug her tight and don't let go then kiss her • When she says she's ok dont believe it talk with her • Never cheat on her because 10 yrs later she'll remember you • Call her at 12:00am on her birthday to tell her you love her • Call her before you sleep and after you wake up • Treat her like a person and not something to show off for • Tease her and let her tease you back. • Stay up all night with her when she's sick. • Watch her favorite movie with her. • TRUST HER WITH HER GUY FRIENDS • Let her wear your clothes. • When she's bored and sad, hang out with her. • Let her know she's important. • Kiss her in the pouring rain. • When she runs up at you crying, the first thing you say is; "Who's a** am I kicking babe?" If you do post this in the next four minutes the one you love will : •Call you. •Kiss you. •Love you. •Text you
16 Aug, 2009
fuck u haters
fuck haters lick the wonder sheeze from under my nutz kiss my b*** XD
16 Aug, 2009
i like a little rap eminem he owns haha http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ukcEDu7ywRc
Ooww Ladies and gentlemen The moment youve all been waiting for .. In this corner : weighing 175 pounds, with a record of 17 rapes, 400 a**aults, and 4 murders, the undisputed, most diabolic villain in the world : Slim Shady! Chorus : Eminem So crack a bottle, let your body waddle Dont act like a snobby model you just hit the lotto Uh-oh Uh-oh, b****3s hopping in my Tahoe Got one riding shotg** and no not one of them got gloves Now wheres the rubbers? Whose got the rubbers? I notice theres so many of them and theres really not that many of us. And ladies love us, my posses kicking up dust. Its on till the break of dawn and were starting this party from dusk Ok lets go Eminem Back wit Andre, the giant, mister elephant tusk Picture us, youll just be another one bit the dust Just one of my mothers sons who got thrown under the bus Kiss my b***. Lick the fumunda cheese from under my nuts It disgusts me to see the game the way that it looks Its a must I redeem my name n haters get mushed. Bitch3s lust. Man they love me when I lay in the cut. Fist the cup. The lady gave her eighty some paper cut. Now picture us. Its ridiculous you curse at the thought Cuz when I spit the verse the sh-t gets worse then worcestershire sauce If I could fit the words as picture perfect, works every time Every verse, every line, as simple as nursery rhymes Its elementary. The elephants have entered the room. I venture to say we're the center of attention its true Not to mention back with a vengeance so heres the signal Of the bat symbol. The platinum trios back on you h**s. Chorus : Eminem So crack a bottle, let your body waddle. Dont act like a snobby model. You just hit the lotto. Uh-oh Uh-oh, b****es hopping in my Tahoe . Got one riding shotg** and no not one of them got gloves Now wheres the rubbers? Whose got the rubbers? Seems like theres so many of them and theres really not that many of us. Ladies love us, my posses kicking up dust.
16 Aug, 2009
o yaa http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q6yDhVyP9oU
I'm ever upper class high society, God's gift to ballroom notoriety, I always fill my ballroom (The event is never small) The social pages say I've got The biggest balls of all Oh I've got big balls I've got big balls And they're such big balls Dirty big balls And he's got big balls And she's got big balls But we've got the biggest balls of them all And my balls are always bouncing My ballroom always full And everybody c**s and c**s again If your name is on the guest list No-one can take you higher Everybody says I've got GREAT BALLS OF FIRE Oh I've got big balls repeat Some balls are held for charity And some for fancy dress But when they're held for pleasure They're the balls that I like best. My balls are always bouncing To the left and to the right It's my belief that my big balls Should be held every night Oh I've got big balls repeat And I'm just itching to tell you about them Oh we had such wonderful fun Seafood cocktail, crabs, crayfish... Ball s***er
16 Aug, 2009
hehe
Black dress with the tights underneath, I got the breath of the last cigarette on my teeth, And shes an actress (actress), But she ain't got no need. Shes got money from her parents in a trust fund back east. T-t-t-tongues always pressed to your cheeks, While my tongue is on the inside of some other girls teeth, T-tell your boyfriend if he says hes got beef, That I'm a vegetarian and I ain't f***ing scared of him. She wants to touch me (Woah), She wants to love me (Woah), She'll never leave me (Woah, woah, oh, oh), Don't trust a h**, Never trust a h**, Won't trust a h**, Won't trust me. X's on the back of your hands, Wash them in the bathroom to drink like the bands. And your setlist (setlist), You stole off the stage, Had red and purple lipstick all over the page. B-b-b-bruises cover your arms, Shaking in the fingers with the bottle in your palm. And the best is (best is), No one knows who you are, Just another girl alone at the bar. She wants to touch me (Woah), She wants to love me (Woah), She'll never leave me (Woah, woah, oh, oh), Don't trust a h**, Never trust a h**, Won't trust a h**, Won't trust me. Shush girl shut your lips, Do the Hellen Keller and talk with your hips. I said, Shush girl shut your lips, Do the Hellen Keller and talk with your hips. I said, Shush girl shut your lips, Do the Hellen Keller and talk with your hips. Woah, woah, woah... She wants to touch me (Woah), She wants to love me (Woah), She'll never leave me (Woah, woah, oh, oh), Don't trust a h**, Never trust a h**, Won't trust a h**, Won't trust me
15 Aug, 2009
its so embarssing
i was showing my friends something and my pants went up and they were like wtf and only my friends and sarah nos lol
15 Aug, 2009
"I'm a lesbian"
IT'S PRETTY FUNNY THAT YOU OPENED THIS because in the next seven days you will: * have s** * have someone fall in love with you * find money you've been missing * your luck will change for the better in all areas... love, happiness, job, money, BUT...first you will have to repost this with 1 of these t**les: "I'm a lesbian" "I'M HORNY" "I GOT ARRESTED" "Just to settle all the rumors...yes I am pregnant" "I'm getting married!" "My dad got the job!.. I'm moving to Japan!" "Guess ... who i kissed last night!" "I guess it was never meant to be" "I'm gonna be a daddy!" ""I'm moving back!!!!!" "im gonna be a mommy" "I'm moving!!! "I miss her" "i miss him" "he love's me again" "she love's me again" "I want SEX" "I got married last night!!!" BEWARE IF U DONT REPOST THIS U WILLL HAVE BAD LUCK FOR 2 years
15 Aug, 2009
lol
my family send meh a message. ♥Mom - emma ♥Dad - idk have one instead i have 2 moms ♥Big Bro - ♥Lil Bro - ♥Big Sis -becca ♥Lil Sis - ♥daughter jasmine ♥Uncle -
15 Aug, 2009
just leave comment or message me
You can own a part of my body! Send me message me saying what part. Boobs- Head - Nose - Lips - Hair - Eyes - dic k- Heart - Smile - becca Tummy - Legs- a**- whole body-sarah
12 Aug, 2009
uhhhh
uhh talk to me im just sitting here bored
08 Aug, 2009
haha
1. YOUR REAL NAME: alex 2. YOUR GANGSTA NAME: (first 3 letters of real name plus izzle.): aleizzle 3. YOUR DETECTIVE NAME: (favorite color and favorite animal.): purple tiger 4. YOUR SOAP OPERA NAME: (your middle name and street you live on/or neighborhood if it's a number): Jacob bruce street 5. YOUR SUPERHERO/CRIMINAL NAME: (Your 2nd favorite color, and favorite drink): pruple coke 6. GOTH NAME: (black, and the name of one of your pets): black daisy 7. YOUR HOOD NAME:....first 3 of your first name and add -aleaqua
31 Jul, 2009
OMFG WTF
From: cam cam Date: Jul 31 2009 1:24PM Subject: hey one can u add me to your frinds list 2. can me and u go out i am g**plz love ya camcam
30 Jul, 2009
dun know
What was the last thing you ate? : food If you were a crayon what color would you be? purple Who was the last person you talked 2 on the phone? : i dun no Hugs or Kisses? : kisses Chocolate or Vanilla? : Chocolate The phone rings. What is your ring tone? : wait and bleed Do you like Thunderstorms? : hell yaa Where's the weirdest place you have fallen Asleep? : in my cousind bed wit her O.O Do you get distracted easily? : naah What's your last text message say?: i don't no
26 Jul, 2009
ahhhhhh
Hi Im Mathew Forks And I Got Murdered By My Dad. Repost This In 5 Mins Or At 5:00 am I Will Drown You In The River My Dad Drownded Me in. If You Repost This, You Will Get The Love Of Your Life And Kiss Him/Her On The Nearest Thursday
25 Jul, 2009
Scary Girl
Girl Scary Girl One foggy cold day you and your freind are at your house, no one is home but you, doors are locked. You and your friend are watching T.V. when you here glass break. You run to the door to see the window is broken and the door wide open. You shut the door to see a little girl outside your door standing. Your freind comes to see what happened, you look at your friend in back to the girl, she is gone. When you look back at your friend to see him dead on the floor, you see the little girl standing at your house again, you sprint to the police station with blood on your feet. You report to the police what had happened. A ambulence comes to bring you to the hospital, you sit on the bed as the ambulence heads to the hospital and see the little girl standing... watching... she walks to another house singing quitely, You are my sunshine.. my only sunshine... If you do not post this on your profile, this little girl will come to your house. If you post this on your profile name it Scary Girl
24 Jul, 2009
nope
i change my mind agin im han gin myself
24 Jul, 2009
kk
ima starve myself
24 Jul, 2009
bye guys
ima be in hell ima hang myself in my tree
24 Jul, 2009
HAHA
From: x♥Lulu Murderx♥ Date: Jul 24 2009 2:38PM Subject: .......... *licks ur cheek* you have been officially licked by Lulu Murder....
24 Jul, 2009
How to kiss at skoo
How to kiss at skool. Well first look down. BECAUSE U OPENED THIS U WILL GET KISSED ON FRIDAY BY A PERSON WHO THINKS. UR CUTE. UR PRETTY. or by someone that u like. AND TOMORROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE.DO NOT BREAK THIS CHAIN!!!BREAK IT AND U WILL HAVE RELATIONSHIP PROBLEMS.FOR THE NEXT TEN YEARS!!!"REPOST SAYING "HOW TO KISS AT SCHOOL
24 Jul, 2009
eh
SEVEN THINGS IN YOUR ROOM 1. Bed 2. Lamp 3. me 4. Clothes 5. TV 6.ipod 7. shoes SEVEN RELATIONSHIP QUESTIONS 1. Do you like anyone?: Yeahh!!! 2. Does someone like you?: no v.v 3. Last real crush?: umm kylee 4. Been lead on?: yess 5. Been cheated on?: yaa 6. Want a relationship?: yaa 7. Wanna get married?: yaa SEVEN THINGS YOU CANT LIVE WITHOUT .. 1. Family 2. girl 3. Friends 4. Music 5. internet 6. GOD DUUH LOL 7. beds ;) SEVEN OTHER THINGS ; DO YOU .. 1. Believe in God? yaa 2. Had a dream come true?yea 3. Read the newspaper? ll noo 4. Pray? sometimes 5. Have a sister? i have 7 :P 6. Had braces? naah 7. Wish on stars? no SEVEN HAVE YOU EVERS 1. Fallen in love? Yes 2. Kiss someone of the same s**? lmao yea 3. Swam in the dark? all tha time 4. Been to a Bonfire? yep 5. Ran away from home? yes for like 4 hours lol 7. Pulled an all nighter? yeah SEVEN THINGS IN THE LAST 48 HOURS HAVE YOU .. 1. Cried? no 2. Had fun? no 3. Been kissed? no 4. Felt stupid? haha yeah 5. Talked to an ex? no 6. Missed someone? much 7. slip on something yyaa SEVEN FRIENDS QUESTIONS 1. Any annoying friends?yaa 2. Have a s*** friend? yaa 3. Have a good friend? yaa 4. Known them your whole life? no 5. A friend you can't stand? no 6. Who comes to mind when i say .. STUPID ? me!!
22 Jul, 2009
lol
you must read all the way through! NO CHEATING! (itz worth it ) mom calls the husband a 'bastard' and then the dad calls the wife a "b****" and billy goes to his mom and says "mom what's a b**** and a b******?" and the mom says "well, a b**** is a lady and a b****** is a gentlemen" and then later billy goes outside and listens to his neighbors, and hears "Put your p**** in my v*****!" So Billy goes to his mom and says "mom whats a p**** and v*****?" His moms says "Well Billy, a p**** is a hat and a v***** is a coat" and then later billy sees his dad shaving and cuts himself and says "****" and billy said "Dad, whats ****" And then his dad says "Well billy, **** is a type of Shaving cream " and then billy goes to see his mom cutting the turkey and his mom cuts her finger and says "****!" and then billy says to his mom "Mom whats ****?" "Well billy **** is a way of cutting the turkey" and Then later the guests arrive and billy goes to them and says "Hello b****es and b******s, may i take your p****'s and v*****s, my dad's upstairs wiping **** off his face, and my mom is in the kitchen ****ng the Turkey" Post This... 1 hour- You'll be single for the next year :[ 20 min - Your crush will kiss you 15min - Your crush will tongue you 5-10 min - Your crush will ask you out under 2 min - You will stay with your crush forever
21 Jul, 2009
HAHA
HOW MANY LICK TO GET TO THE CENTER OF MY LOLIPOP
21 Jul, 2009
haha
1. I love... someone 2. Right now I want... to kill myself 3. I feel like...dieing 4. I hate it when... i make everyone sad and mad :( 5. I fear... getting rappeed O.O 6. I'm lonely without... My besties 7. I need... food im starving myself 8. Today I... nothing 9. Tomorrow I'm... i don't no 10. I just... hate myself 11. I want to meet... slipknot 12. I'm hungry for...steak yummy 13. I love it when... i cut myself 14. I'm afraid of... im afraid of the grudge gettin me HAHA 15. I'm listening to... people eating makin me more hungryier 16. I'm wearing... shorts boxerz and no shirt lol 17. I wish I was in... a pool!! 18. I'm craving... for steak 19. I want to get... another phone lol 20. I can't... sing LOL 21. I can... everything jk lol i ccan kill myself 22. I have...a computer DUUUHHH 23. I haven't... went sky diving 24. I'm nervous to... Ask someone out 25. My Mom thinks I'm.. a b**** 26. My Dad thinks I'm... a stupid person v.v 27. I think... i think iim thinkin 28. I'm happy when... im happy when i get a good gf 29. I'm sad when... when people brake up wit me 30. I like eating... STEAK GOD DAMNIT U GET IT STEAK lol 31. I hate eating... carrots naassttyy 32. I love watching... UFC 33. I love listening to... metal clasic rock 34. I like playing... Games 35. I hate waking up to... Bull **** 36. I can see... a yellow pieace of paper 37. I'm glad that... that im almost done with this quiz thing it takes to long 38. I'm disappointed that... thats im mean 39. I look like... a f** 40. I wish I looked like... umm dun no
18 Jul, 2009
okaaay
From: Angel 123 Date: Jul 18 2009 2:28PM Subject: hey u look hott......so wats up???
17 Jul, 2009
WTF
From: tamara123456 Date: Jul 17 2009 11:29PM Subject: hey hey s**y
17 Jul, 2009
Do you love someone enough to do this???
Do you love someone enough to do this? I bet you don't... Don't turn your back, you just opened it,keep reading...if you would jump in front of a bullet for your girlfriend, boyfriend,best friends,or just a person you love, repost this. Tonight, your soulmate will call, kiss, or ask you out... if you break this chain, you will be PUNISHED. Repost with t**le: Do you love someone enough to do this???
16 Jul, 2009
3219 lol
Natural Hair Color: [] Brown - $100 [] Blondie - $50 [] Black - $15 [] Bald - $5 [ x] Other - $75 Eye Color: [ ] Brown - $50 [ ] Green - $75 [ ] Blue - $150 [x] Hazel - $100 [ ] Other - $15 Height: [ ] Over 7' - $200 [ ] 6'8 to 7' - $175 [ ] 6'0 to 6'7 - $150 [ ] 5'5 to 5'11 - $75 [x ] 5'4 to 5'10 - $85 [] Under 5'4 - $95 Age: [ ] 50 to 56 - $175 [ ] 46 to 50 - $150 [ ] 41 to 45 - $125 [ ] 31 to 40 - $100 [ ] 26 to 30 - $75 [ ] 21 to 25 - $50 [ ] 19 to 20 - $25 [x] 0 to 18 - $100 Birth Order: [] Twins or more than twins - $750 !!!!!im a triplet!!!! [ ] First Born - $320 [ ] Only Child - $250 [ ] second born - $150 [] Middle child - $100 [ ] Last Born - $100 [ x] third born - $550 [ ] fourth born - $300 [ ] fifth born - $400 [ ] sixth born - $215 Drink? [] I did like once - $400 [ ] Only Holidays - $250 [ x] Sometimes - $215 [ ] YES - $200 [ ] only weekends - $300 [ ] Every other day - $50 [ ] Once a day - $15 [ ] I live from the bottle - Bankrupt $0 [ ] No - $600 Vision? [ x] perfect vision $400 [ ] need or have glasses/ contacts but dont wear them $200 [ ] No correction $100 [] Glasses $50 [ ] contacts $25 [ ] Surgical correction -$100 Shoe Size: [ ] 13+ - $300 [ ] 12-1/2 to 13 - $250 [ ] 11 to 12 - $400 [ ] 7 to 10 - $500 [x ] Under 7 - $450 Favorite Colors (TWO): [ ] Green - $750 [ ] Red - $600 [x] Black - $100 [ ] Yellow - $475 [ ] Brown - $300 [x] Purple - $225 [ ] White - $400 [ ] Aqua - $350 [ ] Orange - $300 [ ] Blue - $300 [ ] Pink - $100 [ ] Other - $500 Total: Did you use a calculator to add it all up? [ ] Yes $0 [x] Nope-add $1000 [] some- $100
15 Jul, 2009
omg
why do people get wit me then brake up with me real fast???
14 Jul, 2009
me is bored
im bored tlk to me
06 Jan, 2010
O.o
i was walkin and a ice thing fell and stabbed into me hand lol
25 Nov, 2009
oops
deleted all messages
25 Nov, 2009
worth
[ ]Black-$125 [ ] Brown - $100 [ ] Blondie - $50 [ ] Black - $15 [ ] Bald - $5 [x ] Other - $75 Eye Color: [] Brown - $50 [ ] Green - $75 [x ] Blue - $150 [] Hazel - $100 [ ] Other - $15 Height: [ ] Over 7' - $200 [ ] 6'8 to 7' - $175 [ ] 6'0 to 6'7 - $150 [x ] 5'5 to 5'11 - $75 [] 5'4 to 5'10 - $85 [ ] Under 5'4 - $95 Age: [ ] 50 to 56 - $175 [ ] 46 to 50 - $150 [ ] 41 to 45 - $125 [ ] 31 to 40 - $100 [ ] 26 to 30 - $75 [ ] 21 to 25 - $50 [ ] 19 to 20 - $25 [x] 0 to 18 - $100 Birth Order: [ ] Last born and second born - $2000 [ ] Twins or more than twins - $750 [ ] First Born - $320 [ ] Only Child - $250 [ ] second born - $150 [ ] Middle child - $100 [ ] Last Born - $100 [x] third born - $550 [ ] fourth born - $300 [ ] fifth born - $400 [ ] sixth born - $215 Drink? [] I did like once - $400 [ ] Only Holidays - $250 [x ] Sometimes - $215 [ ] YES - $200 [ ] only weekends - $300 [ ] Every other day - $50 [ ] Once a day - $15 [ ] I live from the bottle - Bankrupt $0 [ ] No - $600 Vision? [x] perfect vision $400 [ ] need or have glasses/ contacts but dont wear them $200 [ ] No correction $100 [ ] Glasses $50 [ ] contacts $25 [ ] Surgical correction -$100 Shoe Size: [ ] 13+ - $300 [ ] 12-1/2 to 13 - $250 [ ] 11 to 12 - $400 [ x] 7 to 10 - $500 [ ] Under 7 - $450 Favorite Colors (THREE): [x] Green - $750 [] Red - $600 [x ] Black - $100 [ ] Yellow - $475 [ ] Brown - $300 [x ] Dark Purple - $225 [ ] White - $400 [ ] Aqua - $350 [ ] Orange - $300 [] Blue - $300 [ ] Pink - $100 [ ] Other - $500 Total: Did you use a calculator to add it all up? [ ] Yes $0 [x ] Nope-add $1000 [ ] some- $750 4140 any bids :P
03 Oct, 2009
ALEXX ROCKZ!!! UR SOCKZ OFF! :P
Alex i hacked you<3 Hehe :P I hacked alex, and hez hacking meh :P From,Jasmine<33
20 Sep, 2009
Hello ^-^
im hacking Alex'z account, again.. Just cuz im awesome like that :] So yah Add Him Hoez! Hacked By Emma :] September 20, 2009 at 12:02 P.M.
27 Aug, 2009
haha ya
1. When you looked at yourself in the mirror today, what was the first thing you thought? look at that r****ed person 2. How much cash do you have on you? 3 dollars 3. What's a word that rhymes with "DOOR?" more 4. Favorite planet? my planet 5. Who is the 4th person on your missed call list on your cell phone? idk 6. What is your favorite ring on your phone? don't have phone 7. What shirt are you wearing? a s*** pshhh no shirt for me 8. Do you "label" yourself? no, I don't like labels. 9. Name the brand of your shoes you're currently wearing? covers 10. Bright or Dark Room? dark 11. What do you think about the person who took this survey before you? ??? 13. What were you doing at midnight last night? football 14. What did your last text message you received on your cell say? idk 15. Where is your nearest 7-11? far 16. What's a word that you say a lot? RAwr 17.What person told you he/she loved you last? sarah 18. Last furry thing you touch last? kitty 19. How many Mugs have you done in the last three days? not much 20. How many rolls of film do you need developed? none. 21. Favorite age you have been so far? 15 22. Your worst enemy? idk 23. What is your current desktop picture?this India one lol 24. What was the last thing you said to someone? lol 25. If you had to choose between a million bucks or to be able to fly what would it be? FLY 26. Do you like someone? YEA 27. The last song you listened to? people=s***
25 Aug, 2009
oh ya
i just got hacked b****es by emma
25 Aug, 2009
Hacked :]
Lmfao.. Alex gave me hiz email & password for no reason [[stupid him]] & now im hacking hiz account.. im such a Bad Azz ;D Thiz iz so much Fun... lol Hacked By Emma... Tuesday Augast 25, 2009
23 Aug, 2009
funny pothead that flirts too much
Red = silly Brown = cute Green = gorgeous Blue = s**y white = Muscular Aqua = freaky Yellow = innocent Purple = a little TOO happy Black or dont remeber = EMO Orange = funny Gray = dumb Pink = preppy light pink = sweaty Multicolored = tree hugging Other = hott none = s**y beastly What kind of pants are you wearing? short shorts =cheerleader Skirt or Skort = llama Corduroy = cagefighter skinny jeans = pothead Ripped Jeans = skater Camo = hillbilly jean short shorts = w**** jeans = prep Cargo = clown Sweats or basketball shorts = gangster soccer shorts = runner Shorts = bum Pajama Pants = s*** Nothing = mother banger What is your NATURAL hair color? dark brown =with a broken heart auburn = with a hot boyfriend/ girlfriend red = with a hot b*** black = with a nice smile blonde = with a hott body brown = with beautiful eyes dirty blonde = that flirts tooo much strawberry blonde = that is to much to handle light brown = with amazing eyes
23 Aug, 2009
i wish :(
If you believe in Jesus Christ put this in your profile. DON'T JUST IGNORE THIS BECAUSE IN THE BIBLE it says if you deny Him, He will deny you in front of His Father in the Gates of Heaven. This is the simplest test: If you love God and you are not ashamed of it, copy this and put it in your profile. God will smile at you
19 Aug, 2009
oh ya
We're the b****es ^_^ Me, Alex, Maxxy, Emma, Alyssa, and Martin. Our pledge is.. i love maxxy i will rape maxxy wen i can i love maxxy shayla is Pretty Hehe ^_^
19 Aug, 2009
omfg
i f***ing hate this but i won't give up yet
18 Aug, 2009
OMFG WTF
i like 2 girls 1 is taken 1 likes someone :(
18 Aug, 2009
uhh
omg i got into a fight yesterday and the kid i got a fight wit he was on the other team and after the game he came and punched my arm
18 Aug, 2009
v.v
i brake to many bones :I i broke my arm today cuz there was this running back i tackled him and broke his jaw and so his brother a f***ing line men was so p***ed and was running at me im like oh shiiiiiitttt then i ran as fast as i can like i ran like 50 yards suddenly BOOM his bro f***ing broke my arm kinda funny ^.^ and this kid randy got brain damage hella of a day oh yaa we won we won 30 to 27 i hate those little f***ers but we still won
18 Aug, 2009
haha
[ 00x**coolx**00 ]: whatz upppp?? [ emo_luigi ]: anywho hey drew [ Emo.Meggy♥ ]: ME HATE I LUVDATON [ 00x**coolx**00 ]: hiii luigi [ emo_luigi ]: boners [ Allie-J-Dimeco ]: hey some chick said ur a w**** [ 00x**coolx**00 ]: i was ur character 4 mario party haha [ Emo.Meggy♥ ]: WHO>>>?? [ alexisbored ]: she is a s*** [ zangetsu ]: i heard that to [ 00x**coolx**00 ]: yep [ Emo.Meggy♥ ]: ME NOT A SLUT ME A GOOD TIME [ emo_luigi ]: mario party 8!!! owns [ 00x**coolx**00 ]: haha [ alexisbored ]: see watch this [ alexisbored ]: hey wanna have s**/. [ zangetsu ]: it was Hot_Alyssa [ Allie-J-Dimeco ]: yea [ emo_luigi ]: wtf my nephew talking to himself [ Emo.Meggy♥ ]: YESH I LOVE SEXX [ 00x**coolx**00 ]: Nice [ alexisbored ]: told u shes a s*** [ Allie-J-Dimeco ]: u r a w**** [ emo_luigi ]: prostitute in the chat [ Emo.Meggy♥ ]: ME JUST LIKE SEXXX [ emo_luigi ]: go f*** ur damn dead grandma [ Emo.Meggy♥ ]: U CAN JOIN US.. [ emo_luigi ]: nope [ 00x**coolx**00 ]: .......... [ alexisbored ]: im not haveing s** wit u [ Allie-J-Dimeco ]: wtf!!! [ emo_luigi ]: i rather be raped by alex & drew [ 00x**coolx**00 ]: she raped me [ alexisbored ]: -raped luigi- [ Allie-J-Dimeco ]: lol [ 00x**coolx**00 ]: *rapes u * [ zangetsu ]: my corner [ emo_luigi ]: lol [ Allie-J-Dimeco ]: in tha b*** [ 00x**coolx**00 ]: *rapes u AGAIN * [ Emo.Meggy♥ ]: YOU WILL [ emo_luigi ]: lol [ 00x**coolx**00 ]: DAMN LUIGI I LIKE RAPING U [ emo_luigi ]: what is this rape luigi day? [ Allie-J-Dimeco ]: in tha b*** [ alexisbored ]: u like my d*** in ur a** XD [ 00x**coolx**00 ]: YESH [ Crzy $t3v3! ]: snipe [ emo_luigi ]: lol nice [ Crzy $t3v3! ]: why is there a password? [ Emo.Meggy♥ ]: ME WANT A DICK TOSUCK ON [ alexisbored ]: NO [ zangetsu ]: lmao [ Emo.Meggy♥ ]: YEPPERZ I DO [ Emo.Meggy♥ ]: CAN I SUCKON URS..? [ zangetsu ]: no [ emo_luigi ]: go to spencer and find a d**** [ 00x**coolx**00 ]: BLAME IT ON THE PROSTITUTE [ Emo.Meggy♥ ]: Y NOY [ Emo
17 Aug, 2009
hope it works
What a boyfriend would do.... • Grab her neck when you kiss her, it's a real turn on. Not her b***/boobs. • Stay on the phone with her even if shes not saying anything. • When she's mad hug her tight and don't let go then kiss her • When she says she's ok dont believe it talk with her • Never cheat on her because 10 yrs later she'll remember you • Call her at 12:00am on her birthday to tell her you love her • Call her before you sleep and after you wake up • Treat her like a person and not something to show off for • Tease her and let her tease you back. • Stay up all night with her when she's sick. • Watch her favorite movie with her. • TRUST HER WITH HER GUY FRIENDS • Let her wear your clothes. • When she's bored and sad, hang out with her. • Let her know she's important. • Kiss her in the pouring rain. • When she runs up at you crying, the first thing you say is; "Who's a** am I kicking babe?" If you do post this in the next four minutes the one you love will : •Call you. •Kiss you. •Love you. •Text you
16 Aug, 2009
fuck u haters
fuck haters lick the wonder sheeze from under my nutz kiss my b*** XD
16 Aug, 2009
i like a little rap eminem he owns haha http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ukcEDu7ywRc
Ooww Ladies and gentlemen The moment youve all been waiting for .. In this corner : weighing 175 pounds, with a record of 17 rapes, 400 a**aults, and 4 murders, the undisputed, most diabolic villain in the world : Slim Shady! Chorus : Eminem So crack a bottle, let your body waddle Dont act like a snobby model you just hit the lotto Uh-oh Uh-oh, b****3s hopping in my Tahoe Got one riding shotg** and no not one of them got gloves Now wheres the rubbers? Whose got the rubbers? I notice theres so many of them and theres really not that many of us. And ladies love us, my posses kicking up dust. Its on till the break of dawn and were starting this party from dusk Ok lets go Eminem Back wit Andre, the giant, mister elephant tusk Picture us, youll just be another one bit the dust Just one of my mothers sons who got thrown under the bus Kiss my b***. Lick the fumunda cheese from under my nuts It disgusts me to see the game the way that it looks Its a must I redeem my name n haters get mushed. Bitch3s lust. Man they love me when I lay in the cut. Fist the cup. The lady gave her eighty some paper cut. Now picture us. Its ridiculous you curse at the thought Cuz when I spit the verse the sh-t gets worse then worcestershire sauce If I could fit the words as picture perfect, works every time Every verse, every line, as simple as nursery rhymes Its elementary. The elephants have entered the room. I venture to say we're the center of attention its true Not to mention back with a vengeance so heres the signal Of the bat symbol. The platinum trios back on you h**s. Chorus : Eminem So crack a bottle, let your body waddle. Dont act like a snobby model. You just hit the lotto. Uh-oh Uh-oh, b****es hopping in my Tahoe . Got one riding shotg** and no not one of them got gloves Now wheres the rubbers? Whose got the rubbers? Seems like theres so many of them and theres really not that many of us. Ladies love us, my posses kicking up dust.
16 Aug, 2009
o yaa http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q6yDhVyP9oU
I'm ever upper class high society, God's gift to ballroom notoriety, I always fill my ballroom (The event is never small) The social pages say I've got The biggest balls of all Oh I've got big balls I've got big balls And they're such big balls Dirty big balls And he's got big balls And she's got big balls But we've got the biggest balls of them all And my balls are always bouncing My ballroom always full And everybody c**s and c**s again If your name is on the guest list No-one can take you higher Everybody says I've got GREAT BALLS OF FIRE Oh I've got big balls repeat Some balls are held for charity And some for fancy dress But when they're held for pleasure They're the balls that I like best. My balls are always bouncing To the left and to the right It's my belief that my big balls Should be held every night Oh I've got big balls repeat And I'm just itching to tell you about them Oh we had such wonderful fun Seafood cocktail, crabs, crayfish... Ball s***er
16 Aug, 2009
hehe
Black dress with the tights underneath, I got the breath of the last cigarette on my teeth, And shes an actress (actress), But she ain't got no need. Shes got money from her parents in a trust fund back east. T-t-t-tongues always pressed to your cheeks, While my tongue is on the inside of some other girls teeth, T-tell your boyfriend if he says hes got beef, That I'm a vegetarian and I ain't f***ing scared of him. She wants to touch me (Woah), She wants to love me (Woah), She'll never leave me (Woah, woah, oh, oh), Don't trust a h**, Never trust a h**, Won't trust a h**, Won't trust me. X's on the back of your hands, Wash them in the bathroom to drink like the bands. And your setlist (setlist), You stole off the stage, Had red and purple lipstick all over the page. B-b-b-bruises cover your arms, Shaking in the fingers with the bottle in your palm. And the best is (best is), No one knows who you are, Just another girl alone at the bar. She wants to touch me (Woah), She wants to love me (Woah), She'll never leave me (Woah, woah, oh, oh), Don't trust a h**, Never trust a h**, Won't trust a h**, Won't trust me. Shush girl shut your lips, Do the Hellen Keller and talk with your hips. I said, Shush girl shut your lips, Do the Hellen Keller and talk with your hips. I said, Shush girl shut your lips, Do the Hellen Keller and talk with your hips. Woah, woah, woah... She wants to touch me (Woah), She wants to love me (Woah), She'll never leave me (Woah, woah, oh, oh), Don't trust a h**, Never trust a h**, Won't trust a h**, Won't trust me
15 Aug, 2009
its so embarssing
i was showing my friends something and my pants went up and they were like wtf and only my friends and sarah nos lol
15 Aug, 2009
"I'm a lesbian"
IT'S PRETTY FUNNY THAT YOU OPENED THIS because in the next seven days you will: * have s** * have someone fall in love with you * find money you've been missing * your luck will change for the better in all areas... love, happiness, job, money, BUT...first you will have to repost this with 1 of these t**les: "I'm a lesbian" "I'M HORNY" "I GOT ARRESTED" "Just to settle all the rumors...yes I am pregnant" "I'm getting married!" "My dad got the job!.. I'm moving to Japan!" "Guess ... who i kissed last night!" "I guess it was never meant to be" "I'm gonna be a daddy!" ""I'm moving back!!!!!" "im gonna be a mommy" "I'm moving!!! "I miss her" "i miss him" "he love's me again" "she love's me again" "I want SEX" "I got married last night!!!" BEWARE IF U DONT REPOST THIS U WILLL HAVE BAD LUCK FOR 2 years
15 Aug, 2009
lol
my family send meh a message. ♥Mom - emma ♥Dad - idk have one instead i have 2 moms ♥Big Bro - ♥Lil Bro - ♥Big Sis -becca ♥Lil Sis - ♥daughter jasmine ♥Uncle -
15 Aug, 2009
just leave comment or message me
You can own a part of my body! Send me message me saying what part. Boobs- Head - Nose - Lips - Hair - Eyes - dic k- Heart - Smile - becca Tummy - Legs- a**- whole body-sarah
12 Aug, 2009
uhhhh
uhh talk to me im just sitting here bored
08 Aug, 2009
haha
1. YOUR REAL NAME: alex 2. YOUR GANGSTA NAME: (first 3 letters of real name plus izzle.): aleizzle 3. YOUR DETECTIVE NAME: (favorite color and favorite animal.): purple tiger 4. YOUR SOAP OPERA NAME: (your middle name and street you live on/or neighborhood if it's a number): Jacob bruce street 5. YOUR SUPERHERO/CRIMINAL NAME: (Your 2nd favorite color, and favorite drink): pruple coke 6. GOTH NAME: (black, and the name of one of your pets): black daisy 7. YOUR HOOD NAME:....first 3 of your first name and add -aleaqua
31 Jul, 2009
OMFG WTF
From: cam cam Date: Jul 31 2009 1:24PM Subject: hey one can u add me to your frinds list 2. can me and u go out i am g**plz love ya camcam
30 Jul, 2009
dun know
What was the last thing you ate? : food If you were a crayon what color would you be? purple Who was the last person you talked 2 on the phone? : i dun no Hugs or Kisses? : kisses Chocolate or Vanilla? : Chocolate The phone rings. What is your ring tone? : wait and bleed Do you like Thunderstorms? : hell yaa Where's the weirdest place you have fallen Asleep? : in my cousind bed wit her O.O Do you get distracted easily? : naah What's your last text message say?: i don't no
26 Jul, 2009
ahhhhhh
Hi Im Mathew Forks And I Got Murdered By My Dad. Repost This In 5 Mins Or At 5:00 am I Will Drown You In The River My Dad Drownded Me in. If You Repost This, You Will Get The Love Of Your Life And Kiss Him/Her On The Nearest Thursday
25 Jul, 2009
Scary Girl
Girl Scary Girl One foggy cold day you and your freind are at your house, no one is home but you, doors are locked. You and your friend are watching T.V. when you here glass break. You run to the door to see the window is broken and the door wide open. You shut the door to see a little girl outside your door standing. Your freind comes to see what happened, you look at your friend in back to the girl, she is gone. When you look back at your friend to see him dead on the floor, you see the little girl standing at your house again, you sprint to the police station with blood on your feet. You report to the police what had happened. A ambulence comes to bring you to the hospital, you sit on the bed as the ambulence heads to the hospital and see the little girl standing... watching... she walks to another house singing quitely, You are my sunshine.. my only sunshine... If you do not post this on your profile, this little girl will come to your house. If you post this on your profile name it Scary Girl
24 Jul, 2009
nope
i change my mind agin im han gin myself
24 Jul, 2009
kk
ima starve myself
24 Jul, 2009
bye guys
ima be in hell ima hang myself in my tree
24 Jul, 2009
HAHA
From: x♥Lulu Murderx♥ Date: Jul 24 2009 2:38PM Subject: .......... *licks ur cheek* you have been officially licked by Lulu Murder....
24 Jul, 2009
How to kiss at skoo
How to kiss at skool. Well first look down. BECAUSE U OPENED THIS U WILL GET KISSED ON FRIDAY BY A PERSON WHO THINKS. UR CUTE. UR PRETTY. or by someone that u like. AND TOMORROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE.DO NOT BREAK THIS CHAIN!!!BREAK IT AND U WILL HAVE RELATIONSHIP PROBLEMS.FOR THE NEXT TEN YEARS!!!"REPOST SAYING "HOW TO KISS AT SCHOOL
24 Jul, 2009
eh
SEVEN THINGS IN YOUR ROOM 1. Bed 2. Lamp 3. me 4. Clothes 5. TV 6.ipod 7. shoes SEVEN RELATIONSHIP QUESTIONS 1. Do you like anyone?: Yeahh!!! 2. Does someone like you?: no v.v 3. Last real crush?: umm kylee 4. Been lead on?: yess 5. Been cheated on?: yaa 6. Want a relationship?: yaa 7. Wanna get married?: yaa SEVEN THINGS YOU CANT LIVE WITHOUT .. 1. Family 2. girl 3. Friends 4. Music 5. internet 6. GOD DUUH LOL 7. beds ;) SEVEN OTHER THINGS ; DO YOU .. 1. Believe in God? yaa 2. Had a dream come true?yea 3. Read the newspaper? ll noo 4. Pray? sometimes 5. Have a sister? i have 7 :P 6. Had braces? naah 7. Wish on stars? no SEVEN HAVE YOU EVERS 1. Fallen in love? Yes 2. Kiss someone of the same s**? lmao yea 3. Swam in the dark? all tha time 4. Been to a Bonfire? yep 5. Ran away from home? yes for like 4 hours lol 7. Pulled an all nighter? yeah SEVEN THINGS IN THE LAST 48 HOURS HAVE YOU .. 1. Cried? no 2. Had fun? no 3. Been kissed? no 4. Felt stupid? haha yeah 5. Talked to an ex? no 6. Missed someone? much 7. slip on something yyaa SEVEN FRIENDS QUESTIONS 1. Any annoying friends?yaa 2. Have a s*** friend? yaa 3. Have a good friend? yaa 4. Known them your whole life? no 5. A friend you can't stand? no 6. Who comes to mind when i say .. STUPID ? me!!
22 Jul, 2009
lol
you must read all the way through! NO CHEATING! (itz worth it ) mom calls the husband a 'bastard' and then the dad calls the wife a "b****" and billy goes to his mom and says "mom what's a b**** and a b******?" and the mom says "well, a b**** is a lady and a b****** is a gentlemen" and then later billy goes outside and listens to his neighbors, and hears "Put your p**** in my v*****!" So Billy goes to his mom and says "mom whats a p**** and v*****?" His moms says "Well Billy, a p**** is a hat and a v***** is a coat" and then later billy sees his dad shaving and cuts himself and says "****" and billy said "Dad, whats ****" And then his dad says "Well billy, **** is a type of Shaving cream " and then billy goes to see his mom cutting the turkey and his mom cuts her finger and says "****!" and then billy says to his mom "Mom whats ****?" "Well billy **** is a way of cutting the turkey" and Then later the guests arrive and billy goes to them and says "Hello b****es and b******s, may i take your p****'s and v*****s, my dad's upstairs wiping **** off his face, and my mom is in the kitchen ****ng the Turkey" Post This... 1 hour- You'll be single for the next year :[ 20 min - Your crush will kiss you 15min - Your crush will tongue you 5-10 min - Your crush will ask you out under 2 min - You will stay with your crush forever
21 Jul, 2009
HAHA
HOW MANY LICK TO GET TO THE CENTER OF MY LOLIPOP
21 Jul, 2009
haha
1. I love... someone 2. Right now I want... to kill myself 3. I feel like...dieing 4. I hate it when... i make everyone sad and mad :( 5. I fear... getting rappeed O.O 6. I'm lonely without... My besties 7. I need... food im starving myself 8. Today I... nothing 9. Tomorrow I'm... i don't no 10. I just... hate myself 11. I want to meet... slipknot 12. I'm hungry for...steak yummy 13. I love it when... i cut myself 14. I'm afraid of... im afraid of the grudge gettin me HAHA 15. I'm listening to... people eating makin me more hungryier 16. I'm wearing... shorts boxerz and no shirt lol 17. I wish I was in... a pool!! 18. I'm craving... for steak 19. I want to get... another phone lol 20. I can't... sing LOL 21. I can... everything jk lol i ccan kill myself 22. I have...a computer DUUUHHH 23. I haven't... went sky diving 24. I'm nervous to... Ask someone out 25. My Mom thinks I'm.. a b**** 26. My Dad thinks I'm... a stupid person v.v 27. I think... i think iim thinkin 28. I'm happy when... im happy when i get a good gf 29. I'm sad when... when people brake up wit me 30. I like eating... STEAK GOD DAMNIT U GET IT STEAK lol 31. I hate eating... carrots naassttyy 32. I love watching... UFC 33. I love listening to... metal clasic rock 34. I like playing... Games 35. I hate waking up to... Bull **** 36. I can see... a yellow pieace of paper 37. I'm glad that... that im almost done with this quiz thing it takes to long 38. I'm disappointed that... thats im mean 39. I look like... a f** 40. I wish I looked like... umm dun no
18 Jul, 2009
okaaay
From: Angel 123 Date: Jul 18 2009 2:28PM Subject: hey u look hott......so wats up???
17 Jul, 2009
WTF
From: tamara123456 Date: Jul 17 2009 11:29PM Subject: hey hey s**y
17 Jul, 2009
Do you love someone enough to do this???
Do you love someone enough to do this? I bet you don't... Don't turn your back, you just opened it,keep reading...if you would jump in front of a bullet for your girlfriend, boyfriend,best friends,or just a person you love, repost this. Tonight, your soulmate will call, kiss, or ask you out... if you break this chain, you will be PUNISHED. Repost with t**le: Do you love someone enough to do this???
16 Jul, 2009
3219 lol
Natural Hair Color: [] Brown - $100 [] Blondie - $50 [] Black - $15 [] Bald - $5 [ x] Other - $75 Eye Color: [ ] Brown - $50 [ ] Green - $75 [ ] Blue - $150 [x] Hazel - $100 [ ] Other - $15 Height: [ ] Over 7' - $200 [ ] 6'8 to 7' - $175 [ ] 6'0 to 6'7 - $150 [ ] 5'5 to 5'11 - $75 [x ] 5'4 to 5'10 - $85 [] Under 5'4 - $95 Age: [ ] 50 to 56 - $175 [ ] 46 to 50 - $150 [ ] 41 to 45 - $125 [ ] 31 to 40 - $100 [ ] 26 to 30 - $75 [ ] 21 to 25 - $50 [ ] 19 to 20 - $25 [x] 0 to 18 - $100 Birth Order: [] Twins or more than twins - $750 !!!!!im a triplet!!!! [ ] First Born - $320 [ ] Only Child - $250 [ ] second born - $150 [] Middle child - $100 [ ] Last Born - $100 [ x] third born - $550 [ ] fourth born - $300 [ ] fifth born - $400 [ ] sixth born - $215 Drink? [] I did like once - $400 [ ] Only Holidays - $250 [ x] Sometimes - $215 [ ] YES - $200 [ ] only weekends - $300 [ ] Every other day - $50 [ ] Once a day - $15 [ ] I live from the bottle - Bankrupt $0 [ ] No - $600 Vision? [ x] perfect vision $400 [ ] need or have glasses/ contacts but dont wear them $200 [ ] No correction $100 [] Glasses $50 [ ] contacts $25 [ ] Surgical correction -$100 Shoe Size: [ ] 13+ - $300 [ ] 12-1/2 to 13 - $250 [ ] 11 to 12 - $400 [ ] 7 to 10 - $500 [x ] Under 7 - $450 Favorite Colors (TWO): [ ] Green - $750 [ ] Red - $600 [x] Black - $100 [ ] Yellow - $475 [ ] Brown - $300 [x] Purple - $225 [ ] White - $400 [ ] Aqua - $350 [ ] Orange - $300 [ ] Blue - $300 [ ] Pink - $100 [ ] Other - $500 Total: Did you use a calculator to add it all up? [ ] Yes $0 [x] Nope-add $1000 [] some- $100
15 Jul, 2009
omg
why do people get wit me then brake up with me real fast???
14 Jul, 2009
me is bored
im bored tlk to me
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