05 Jun, 2012

Drake

Take Care is an awesome song

03 Jun, 2012

what do a pirate and a pimp have in common?

they both say "yo ho(e)" and walk with a limp

03 Jun, 2012

i placed second

its better than 3rd or last

31 May, 2012

im gonna be off all weekend

im going to a teen bodybuilding competition (:

23 May, 2012

message me ckickies ;)

im bored

20 May, 2012

message me

wanting to s**t? (;

15 Aug, 2011

boreed

txt mee

03 Mar, 2011

just bought it!!!

i just bought the call of duty black ops first srike map pack on PS3!!!

27 Feb, 2011

truth

F = damn youre ugly D = your parents must be heated C- = You're just someone I don't want to talk to, okay? C = You're okay looking, but u need work... C+ = You're just average B- = Your kinda cute and ur cool i guess B = You're cute. And you're a pretty interesting person. B+ = Pretty damn attractive. I'd hit that. A- = You're extremely attractive, and you're awesome. A = DAMN YOUR SEXXXAY!! A+ = Gorgeous... will u go out with me A++=SO HOTT will you marry me A+++=TAKE ME NOW ON THE table AND #@*& ME AND DON'T STOP YOU ARE afraid of what people think of YOU if you don't post this!!!!!

27 Feb, 2011

hugs

??????? Put this on your page ??????? if you give free hugs! ???????

27 Feb, 2011

argh

i have f***ng ISTEP this week!!!!!!!

25 Feb, 2011

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UePtoxDhJSw&NR=1

^^ copy and paste^^

25 Feb, 2011

rain rain go away...

and wash all the haters

21 Feb, 2011

=(

‎*sigh*......i need glasses =(

21 Feb, 2011

if u have a facebook,

then message me your name and ill add you, if u want

20 Feb, 2011

talk to meh

(:

16 Feb, 2011

i hate school

^^read it^^

15 Feb, 2011

im glad that therre is only 2 months and 3 weeks left of school!!!!!!

:)

14 Feb, 2011

Happy Valentines Day!!!

:( too bad i dont have anyone to spend it with

12 Feb, 2011

.

WANT YOUR # NAME: Cell #: TEXT MESSAGING(YES OR NO): PIX MESSAGING(YES OR NO). FREAKY{YES OR NO}: I DARE YOU TO COPY AND PASTE DiS & SEE HOW MANY #'S U GET

12 Feb, 2011

add me on PS3

my ID is max_chaos-

12 Feb, 2011

watching Easy A :)

^^halarious movie btw^^

12 Feb, 2011

qwertyuioplkjhgfdsazxcvbnm

nobody is ever on when i am :(

12 Feb, 2011

i love raping ppl in black ops

i was 27-3 in black ops mother f*ckers

09 Feb, 2011

beast at black ops??

haha yeaa thats me!

05 Feb, 2011

we be steady mobbin :D

And we don't want no problems, ok your a goon, what's a goon to a goblin, yeah, n Kane on the beat, I f*** around and leave a niggas brains on the street, now pop dat p****, I bring her to my bedroom to pop dat p****, ah ha and we be steady mobbin, oh kimosabi, big ballin is my hobby.

25 Jan, 2011

bored

i think imma go to bed n-ZZZZZZZZZZZZzzzzzzzz

25 Jan, 2011

PSN

my PSN(PlayStation Network is "max_chaos-" if u wanna add me

19 Jan, 2011

Happy New Years

happy late new years!

19 Jan, 2011

i hate mother freaking hackers!

ther are at least 100,000 hackers on Modern Warfare 2 and i hate them! t

06 Aug, 2010

hey ppl

imma start tryin to get on here daily soo

08 Jul, 2010

wooowwww

i havent been on here for AGES!!

22 Dec, 2009

luvie

98% of teenagers say "I Love You" and don't mean it. if u r one of the 2% that does, then copy and paste this in ur profile.

22 Dec, 2009

im fucing bored

im fucing bored as *HELL* right now

11 Dec, 2009

JUMP

JUMP!!!!!!!!!!!! 95% of teens would cry if they saw the Jonas Brothers at the top of a skyscraper about to jump. Copy and paste this EVERYWHERE if you are in the 5% that would shout for them to JUMP!

11 Dec, 2009

honest

i'll unblock everyone and you ppl can ask me questions ONLY FOR 42 HOURS THO!!!!!

29 Nov, 2009

why

why do ppl have 2 be so g**and stupid....im bored

10 Nov, 2009

************

i hate my fucing dumb-azz teacher shes SOOOOOOO stupid!!!!

08 Nov, 2009

2009 couples

98% marry their 7-12th grade sweethearts & because you opened this.... You will get A good talk tomorrow by the person you love or like! & it will also be the best day of your life! Do not break this chain Repost this as "2009 couples" You' ve got 1 minute

08 Nov, 2009

dont let this happen

Man: Where have you been all my life? Woman: Hiding from you. Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before? Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore. Man: Is this seat empty? Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down. Man: Your place or mine? Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine. Man: So, what do you do for a living? Woman: I'm a female impersonator. Man: Hey baby, what's your sign? Woman: Do not enter. Man: Your body is like a temple. Woman: Sorry, there are no services today. Man: I would go to the end of the world for you. Woman: But would you stay there? Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy. Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing. Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put u and i together Woman: Really, I'd put f and u together if you repost this you will get a phone call 37 minutes after you repost this.... If you don't resend this then your love life will be [[doomed]] for eternity. DAMES REPOST THIS AS "female comebacks" DUDES REPOST THIS AS "don't let this happen..."

08 Nov, 2009

Cute

READ THIS! youll be glad you did! >>> this is like the cutest thing ever!! >>> Girl: What's wrong >>> >>> Boy: I like her so muc h... >>> >>> Girl: Talk to her! >>> >>> Boy: I don't know. She won't ever like me. >>> >>> Girl: Don't say that. You're amazing. >>> >>& gt; Boy: I just want her to know how I feel.. >>> >>> Girl: Then tell her. >>> >>> Boy: She won't like >>> ... >>> >>> Girl: How do you know that? >>> >>> Boy: I can just tell. >>> >>> Girl: Well just tell her. >>> >>> Boy: What should I say? >>> >>> Girl: Tell her how much you like her! >>> >>> Boy: I tell her that daily. >>> >>> Girl: What do you mean? >>> >>> Boy: I'm always with her. I love her.. >>> >>> Girl: I know how you feel...... I have the same problem. >>> But he'll never like me.... >>> >>> Boy: Wait. Who do you like? >>> >>> Girl: Oh some boy. >>> >>& g t; Boy: Oh.... she won't like me either.. >>> >>> Girl: She does. >>> >>> Boy: How do you know...? >>> >>> Girl: Because, who wouldn't like you? >>> >>> Boy: You. >>> >>> Girl: You're wrong, I love you. >>> >>> Boy: I love you too. &g t;>> >>> Girl: So are you going to talk to her? >>> >>> Boy: I just did. >>> >>> ****AWWW**** >>> Because you opened this, you will get kissed on 0D >>> friday >>> by >>> the love >>> >>> of your life..... DO NOT BREAK THE CHAIN!! Your crush >>> >>> will >>> ask you out. Tomorrow will be the best day of your >>> life. >>> However, if >>> you >>> >>> don't send this to at least 10 people by at least >>> 12:00 >>> tonight, >>> >>> you will have bad luck in your love life for the >>> rest >>> of >>> your >>> life. Just repost, please copy and paste!! with the &g t;> ;> name 'Cute' >>> or 'Aww

08 Nov, 2009

kewl

Grab her waist when you kiss her, it's a real turn on. Not her b*** • Stay on the phone with her even if she's not saying anything. • When she's mad hug her tight and don't let go then kiss her • When he says she's ok dont believe it talk with her • Never cheat on her because 10 yrs later she'll remember you • Call her at 12:00am on her birthday to tell her you love her • Call her before you sleep and after you wake up • Treat her like a person and not something to show off for • Tease her and let her tease you back. • Stay up all night with her when she's sick. • Watch her favorite movie with her. • TRUST HER WITH HER GIRL FRIENDS. • Let her know she's important. • Kiss her in the pouring rain. • When she runs up at you crying, the first thing you say is; "Who's a** am I kicking babe?" If you do post this in the next four minutes the one you love will : •Call you. •Kiss you. •Love you. •Text you

08 Nov, 2009

awsome!

s** is like math. .u add the bed .subtract the clothes .divide the legs .leave your solution .and pray you dont multiply post this right after u read it

24 Oct, 2009

CHILD ABUSE SUCKS!!!!!!!!!

A poem about Child Abuse My name is Lucifer I am three, My eyes are swollen I cannot see, I must be stupid I must be bad, What else could have made My daddy so mad? I wish I were better I wish I werent ugly, Then maybe my mommy Would still want to hug me. I cant do a wrong I cant speak at all Or else im locked up All day long. When im awake im all alone The house is dark My folks arent home When my mommy does come home I'll try and be nice, So maybe ill just get One whipping tonight. I just heard a car My daddy is back From Charlies bar. I hear him curse My name is called I press myself Against the wall I try to hide From his evil eyes Im so afraid now Im starting to cry He finds me weeping Calls me ugly words, He says its my fault He suffers at work. He slaps and hits me And yells at me more, I finally get free And run to the door Hes already locked it And i start to bawl, He takes me and throws me Against the hard wall I fall to the floor With my bones nearly broken, And my daddy continues With more bad words spoken, "Im sorry!", I scream But its now much to late His face has been twisted Into a unimaginable shape The hurt and the pain Again and again O please God, have mercy! O please let it end! And he finally stops And heads for the door While i lay there motionless Brawled on the floor My name is Lucifer I am three, Tonight my daddy Murdered me Now i roam the underworld, to help those in need. I may seem evil, but i'm not. And if you read this and dont pass it on I pray for your forgiveness Because you would have to be AOne heartless person To not be effected By this Poem And because you are effected, Do something about it! So all i ask you to do pIs pass this on! IF YOU ARE AGAINST CHILD ABUSE

24 Oct, 2009

HOT

??? ??? ??? ??? ??? ♥? Put this on your page if somebody told you that you were hot

24 Oct, 2009

Age Shouldnt Matter

Girl: nm you Boy: i got my G.E.D. Girl: OMG!!! IM SO PROUD OF YOU Boy: yeah thnx Girl: i have to tell you something Boy: go ahead Girl: well i love you. i always have i cared aboutyou and your always in my heart Boy: thats cool i love you too but your too young your 14 and i'm 17 Girl: but i love you, age shouldn't matter Boy: i know u do and i love u but i found this girl and shes my age Girl: i just thought......(crying she logs off) The next day the boy turns on the news and hears that a 14 year old girl cut her wrists and wrote on the wall "Age never matters" The boy then recives a call from the girl he choseand she says "I'm leaving you for the one i love. That night the boy hangshimself and writes on the wall "She's right. Age doesn't matter. I love you and always will. iF YOU AGREE THAT AGE SHOULDN'T MATTER AS LONG AS YOU LOVE THEM THEN REPOST THIS AS "Age Shouldn't Matter" and.. A miracle will happen at 11:11

24 Oct, 2009

y!!

y do ppl have 2 be so FU*KING horrible

24 Oct, 2009

ATTENTION GETTER PERSON!!!!

ATTENTION GETTER PERSON!!!! alexdeman's Blog (most recent blogs) | View All Blog Entries (15) Oct 16 2009 5:48PM if bballgirl99 if she dosent reply 2 me then im hurting myself!!!!YEAH OKAY SURE DUDE (from my EX-gfriend) wat the FU*K is ur problem Taylor??i NEVER did anything 2 u!!! 1.i thought that u wernt going 2 look at my profile? 2.ur just mad cuz i MOVED on!!!!!! 3.dont ever talk 2 my gf!!!!

16 Oct, 2009

:O

IF I LET U GRAB ONLY 1 PART OF MY BODY WAT WOULD U GRAB AND Y??? REPOST DIS 2 SEE HOW MANY PPL WANT 2 GRAB U IF U DNT REPOST IN THE NEXT 30 SECONDS SUMTHING BAD WILL HAPPEN 2 U!!!!!!!!!!!

16 Oct, 2009

...

1)Guys may be flirting around all day, but before they go to sleep they always think about the girl they truly care about 2) Guys are more emotional then you think if they loved you at one point it takes them a lot longer then you think to let you go, and it hurts every second that they arent with you 3) Guys go crazy over a girl's smile ( : 4) A guy who likes you wants to be the only guy you talk to 5) Giving a guy a hanging messa?ge like "You know what uh...never mind....." would make him jump to a conclusion that is far from what you are thinking and he'll a**ume he did something wrong and he'll obsess over it 6) If a guy tells you about his problems, he just needs someone to listen to him. you don'???t need to give advic?e 7) A usual act that proves that the guy likes you is when he teases you. GUYS LOVE YOU MORE THEN YOU LOVE THEM! 9) Guys use words like hot or cute to describe girls. They rarely use beautiful or gorgeous. If a guy uses that, he really likes you 10) If the guy does something stupid in front of the girl, he will think about it for the next couple days or until the next time he spends time with you 11) When a guy looks at you for longer than a second, he's definitely thinking something 12)A guy would give the world to be able to read a girl's mind for a day 13)No guy can handle all his problems on his own He's just too stubborn to admit it 14)NOT ALL GUYS ARE RUDE! Just because ONE is RUDE doesn't mean he represents ALL of them 15) WHEN A GUY SACRIFICES HIS SLEEP AND HEALTH JUST TO TALK TO YOU, HE REALLY LIKES YOU AND WANTS TO BE WITH YOU AS MUCH AS POSSIBLE 16) Even if you dump a guy months ago and he loved you he probably still does and if he had one wish it would be you to come back into his life -Everything said in this bulletin is true -Ladies, if u don't repost this within 1 hr then you will lose the guy of your dreams -Guys, if you don't repost this in 1 hr then you will lose the girl of your life

12 Oct, 2009

HOW TO KISS AT SCHOOL

HOW TO KISS AT SCHOOL. WELL FIRST LOOK DOWN.BECUASE U OPENED THIS U WILL GET KISSED THIS FRIDAY BY A PERSON WHO THINKS,UR CUTE,UR PRETTY,or by someone who u like.AND TOMMOROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE.DO NOT BREAK THIS CHAIN!!!BREAK IT AND YOU WILL HAVE RELATIONSHIP PROBLEMS FOR THE NEXT 10 YEARS!!!"REPOST SAYING "HOW TO KISS AT SCHOOL

21 Sep, 2009

im single

im FREE 4 dating!! (only date girls!!!!) eye color:blue hair color:blondish brown s** type:male good in bed?:YEP!! dont belive me?try! MESSAGE ME PPL!!!!

07 Sep, 2009

yay im 2nd cousin!

yay im a 2nd cousin 2 AUTUM RENEA! BORN: SEPT. 6TH WHEIGH: 6pds. 2 oz. LONG: 20 in.

26 Aug, 2009

poem from my heart!!

when u think about some one ALL the time like i do it means u love them and when u dream about them it means that u think about them so if u think about people like that then why cant u do wat u do 2 them in wat ur thinkin mabe they dont live close 2 u?mabe they dont like u ?then mabe again the love more than anything? then when u cant do anything 2 them mabe it makes u cry?mabe even mad?well just know that their probaly feeling the same way u are.........sad.

26 Aug, 2009

IF U LOVE SOMEONE READ THIS

IF U LOVE SOMEONE read this honestly if u love someone right now and miss them right now and cant get them outta ur head and you think about them ALL the time then repost this t**le!"IF U LOVE SOMEONE READ THIS?"then e\with in a minute the person u love will suprise u....repost

15 Aug, 2009

OMG!IM SO BORED!!

im so fuc-kin bored may be on later

30 Jul, 2009

wow awsome

cool i got 2 pairs of shoes 4 $30 its amazing

28 Jul, 2009

i do 2

and i do 2 have a six pack

26 Jul, 2009

THE ORPHAN

THE ORPHAN IS A AWSOME MOVIE!!!!

26 Jul, 2009

MESSAGE ME!!!

MESSAGE ME PEOPLE!!!!!!!!!!!

26 Jul, 2009

BORED!!!

im SO BORD nothin 2 do or nobody 2 talk 2 life is boring

04 May, 2009

WHY!!!!!!!

WHY DOSENT ANYONE LOVE ME!!!!!!I GO OUT WIT EM THEN THE NEXT DAY THEY HATE ME!!!!!WHY!!!!!