alexa88
pump up the volume and let urself go. YOLO. message me and by the way AWESOME SAUCE!
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| Username : | alexa88 |
| First Name : | abbygail |
| Last Name : | rose |
| Gender: | F |
| Country: | US |
| Member Since : | 28 Nov, 2011 |
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13 Feb, 2019
Wow.
just logged on for the first time in what seems like forever and it’s crazy to see how much has changed. Anyways. If any of my old friends see this y’all should hit me up
20 Jan, 2015
Advice Please
I have a long distance relationship and he won't answer my texts and when he does txt me he cuts the sentence short I want to tell him but not sound too needy. please help
11 Jul, 2014
advice
I need advice please help
05 Jun, 2014
2048
I can officially say that this game has ruined my life
29 Nov, 2013
.....
this is very important YOLO
27 Dec, 2012
bored
someone talk to me plz so bored
20 Dec, 2012
facebook 12 days of xmas
On the 12th Day of Christmas my Facebook gave to mee, 12 dudes I'm blocking, 11 friends just watching, 10 corny topics, 9 busted barbies, 8 friends complainin', 7 stalkers stalking, 6 party invites, 5iiiiiiiiiive drama queeeeeens, 4 game requests, 3 photo tags, 2 friends-a-pokin', And a creep who won't stop inboxing meeee!! Merry Christmas!!
11 Nov, 2012
HALO 4
i love the new halo 4 it is wicked
31 Jul, 2012
PARTY TIME
PARTY IN THE GARDEN OF THE AVATAR CHAT COME ONE COME ALL
28 Jun, 2012
love halo
i love halo if anybody else does mesage me and we'll have somthing to tlk bout
27 Jun, 2012
lol lyrics from the end of a song called pick up the phone by falling in reverse
We're sorry the number you have dialed is not in service at this time,Fuck you.
27 Jun, 2012
worst week of my life :(
last night our rabbit died :'( . i hate this heat because its killing all of my animals :'( .that's 2 animals this week already.
25 Jun, 2012
sadness :'(
i have to little dogs one male and one female which are brother and sister but not any more last night the male had heat stroke and died we tried all we could but failed and so we put him out of his misery and now the female seems lost shes been barking alot and she keeps looking around she doesn't know what happend poor dog but atleast he is in a good place now so i guess im happy for him
24 Jun, 2012
laws
laws in hawaii All residents may be fined as a result of not owning a boat. Coins are not allowed to be placed in one’s ears. laws im south dakota No horses are allowed into Fountain Inn unless they are wearing pants. It is illegal to lie down and fall asleep in a cheese factory. Movies that show police officers being struck, beaten, or treated in an offensive manner are forbidden. If there are more than 5 Native Americans on your property you may shoot them. in alaska Moose may not be viewed from an airplane. While it is legal to shoot bears, waking a sleeping bear for the purpose of taking a photograph is prohibited. It is considered an offense to push a live moose out of a moving airplane. Anchorage No one may tie their pet dog to the roof of a car. it is illegal to string a wire across any road. Persons may not live in a trailer as it is being hauled across the city. Fairbanks It is considered an offense to feed alcoholic beverages to a moose. Haines A person may only carry a concealed slingshot if that person has received the appropriate license. It is against the law to attempt to break any law in t**le 9 of the code (public peace, morals, and welfare). Employers of bars may not let their bartenders serve while they are drunk themselves. Juneau Owners of flamingos may not let their pet into barber shop. Buildings that preserve scenic vistas are awarded ?bonus points? by the government. Nome One may not roam the city with a bow and arrows. Soldotna Persons may not allow “attractive nuisances” to exist.
21 Jun, 2012
i love sharing
(\_/) ( '_') (> )>O I was going to give you a cookie UU .....(\_/) .....('_' ) O<( <) But then i was like... ......UU ..(\__/) .(O_O) . (>O<) I LIKE cookies!!! ...U...U (\_/) ( '_') (> )>O Then i said: sharing is good.... UU ......(\_/) ......('_' ) .O<( <) But then i was like... ......UU ..(\__/) .(O_O) . (>O<) ITS MY cookie!!! . U....U .(\_/) (^-^) (> <) so I eated it!
18 Jun, 2012
lol cj47 talking bout dylanisawsome
From: cj47 Date: Jun 18 2012 1:38PM Subject: RE: hey he is a big lair and my cousin and a j*** then BAMM From: cj47 Date: Jun 18 2012 1:47PM Subject: RE: hey JK he is acually my favorite cuz
13 Jun, 2012
bbbbbbboooooooooooooorrrrrrrreeeeeeedddd
Message Me?
11 Jun, 2012
a little to happy bum with amazing eyes
What color of shirt are you wearing? Red = silly Brown = cute Green = gorgeous Blue = s**y white = Muscular Aqua = freaky Yellow = innocent Purple = a little TOO happy Black or dont remeber = EMO Orange = funny Gray = dumb Pink = preppy light pink = sweaty Multicolored = tree hugging Other = hott none = s**y beast What kind of pants are you wearing?? short shorts =cheerleader Skirt or Skort = llama Corduroy = cagefighter skinny jeans = pothead Ripped Jeans = skater Camo = hillbilly jean short shorts = w**** jeans = prep Cargo = clown Sweats or basketball shorts = gangster soccer shorts = runner Shorts = bum Pajama Pants = s*** Nothing = mother banger What is your NATURAL hair color? dark brown =with a broken heart auburn = with a hot boyfriend/ girlfriend red = with a hot b*** black = with a nice smile blonde = with a hot body brown = with beautiful eyes dirty blonde = that flirts tooo much strawberry blonde = that is to much to handle light brown = with amazing eyes
11 Jun, 2012
i can't live without music <3
???? ???? ?(o) [Ipod ? ???? copy if u love music
20 Apr, 2012
bunny :D
(\_/) (^-^) or (|_|) (*-*)
23 Mar, 2012
i hate racisim
A white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here." The black man turned around and stood up. He then said: "Listen sir....when I was born I was BLACK " "When I grew up I was BLACK, " "When I'm sick I'm BLACK, " "When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, " "When I'm cold I'm BLACK, " "When I die I'll be BLACK." "But you sir." "When you are born you're PINK". "When you grow up you're WHITE, " "When you're sick, you're GREEN, " "When you go in the sun you turn RED, " "When you're cold you turn BLUE, " "And when you die you turn PURPLE. "And you have the nerve to call me colored?" The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away.. Put this on your page if you HATE racism
09 Mar, 2012
wow
A 15 year old girl holds hands with her one year old son. People call her a s***, no one knows she was raped at 13 . People call another guy fat. No one knows he has a serious disease causing him to be obese. People call an old man ugly . No one knows he had a serious injury fighting for our country in the war . Post this if you are against bullying and stereotyping. I bet 99% of you won't
04 Mar, 2012
NEVER
never ignore a girl or if you are friends you won't be any more and that's because she waits patintly and waits and waits and then blows up and then it's all over
04 Mar, 2012
test
im running a test to see who's reading my blogs.i realize thats about 5 of you :) so, if you read this leave me a one word message about your day that starts with the third letter of your first name.only one word please. then hilight this and right click and push the copy button and then go on to your page and push the button that says post new blog and the right click in the box and push paste and on the top put test.if you don't then for the rest of your life on every weekend you will have bad luck
01 Mar, 2012
test
I'm running a test to see who's reading my blogs. I realize that's about 5 of you :) So, if you read this, leave me a one-word mesage about your day that starts with the third letter of your first name. Only one word please. Then copy this to your profile so I can leave a word for you. Don't just post a word and not copy - that's not as much fun!!
25 Feb, 2012
answer these right and we can talk
1.how many people are in breath ecarolina 2.how many people in the black veil brides 3.how many skittles are usualy in each bag 4.what is th november b-day peoplesflower 5.what soda can have polar bears on the bottle or can ( this answer won't effect me talking to you) 6.do thnk i'm kewl ,awsome ,nice or all of the above
25 Feb, 2012
tired of it
im sick and tired of people asking how old i am does it really matter that much if it does then just don't talk to me because i am sick and tired of people saying how old are you it doesn't really matter to me
25 Feb, 2012
hard time :'(
one day i had just got home from schoo land there was a dog and he came to me and me only i loved him so much and while we had him i called him buddy he loved me and i loved him back he was the best sweetest dog i saw but when i wasn't around he started snaping at men and boys but that was just when i wasn't around but when i was he was just fine so then my grandma called the sheriff and i said goodbye and cryed and cryed and there i was watching him being taken away forever a said goodbye to my best friend right then and there i miss him so much can anybody give me advice on how to get over it :'(
24 Feb, 2012
YUMMM :p
MMMMMMMMMM DARK CHCOLATE CANDY R GIANT
24 Feb, 2012
music
yu say lady gaga i say willie nelson you say justin bieber i say scotty mccreery you say kesha i say soggy bottom boys don't let country die for peats sake it's old i get it but we don't want it to be extingt like dinosours
24 Feb, 2012
old
my haters are my motavaters
17 Feb, 2012
friends
me and you is friends you smile, i smile... you hurt, i hurt... you cry, i cry... you jump off bridge i gonna miss your E-mails
14 Feb, 2012
valintines day
Happy valentines day ! :) Here's a rose for u _____/)___/)______./¯"""""/) ¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯\)¯¯\)¯¯¯'\_,,,,,,\)
28 Jan, 2012
FUNNY
life is like a dogsled team. if u ain't the lead dog, the scenery never changes.
26 Jan, 2012
CRACK 4 TEENS!
IT'S JUST A JOKE BUT THE CRACK 4 TEENS IS MTN DEW
23 Jan, 2012
this is totally true
you know, so many people talk crap bout other people, when they themselves are guilty of so much more. sure, that person may have problems you dont, but there may be others that dont have the problems you do. bottom line is, nobodys perfect. theres an old saying that goes, "do not first pluck the splinter out of my eye, when you have a beam/board in your eye." wich basically means, dont judge others, especially when there is more to judge on you than that person. so i guess the moral of this blog is, (your name) worry about (your name). dont hate, appreciate. repost if you agree (im not trying to get a blog out on mfg, im taking this in complete seriousness. i want you to repost so others can see this and spread the word, and ultuimately rid haters of the world)
22 Jan, 2012
BOB
?/ This is Bob, /?Copy and paste Bob so he can take over the world!!! / \ Mwahhahahaha!!
20 Jan, 2012
FINE
FINE PEOPLE DON'T TALK TO ME THEN LIKE I CARE ANYMORE IT SEEMS LIKE EVERYBODY HATES ME
16 Jan, 2012
ug
oops i did not mean to put that up but im bored and well it's martin luther king jr day and its almost over and i did not post it till now
12 Jan, 2012
block him
ok so i was on avatar chat and this dude came in and he has a big mouth and needs to learn how to shut it block him everyone cause he came and probably made my friend cry cause he has been going though bad times and dont block emoskater and block phred
12 Jan, 2012
chance
The person who's says the nicest thing to me in a week will have my servitude to them as well
08 Jan, 2012
ugh
people r kinda rued when they r tlkin to u and then bam they stop talkin to u and u like wtf
04 Jan, 2012
1 scary way to break up
A SCARY WAY TO BREAK UP!!!!! DO NOT stop reading this or something bad will happen!!!!!!!! One day, Sarah was walking home from school when her boyfriend drove by and honked at her to get in. She got in his car and he drove her to the lake. Her boyfriend said he was going to tell her something very important. Sarah could have sworn he was going to propose. However, he flicked her off, pushed her in the lake and yelled, “I am breaking up with you, you awful …….!! I hate you and I think that maybe you should just end your ………….. life! DUMB ………………..!!!” He laughed and drove off. It was a very cold day. Sarah climbed out of the lake, freezing cold, and feeling the worst she had in her entire life. She got home went in a hot bath, and slit her wrists and died in the bathtub. Her parents yelled and screamed at her to get out until they finally broke the door down. They saw no body, but the entire bathroom was dripping with her blood. Her mom went insane and killed herself three days later, her dad is in prison, accused of murder. Later that week, Sarah’s exboyfriend was taking a shower when she came from the drain, rotting and bloody, with a razor in her hand and said “Goodbye Jason.” She cut his throat before he could scream. If you do not repost this with the t**le “1 scary way to break up”, you are a heartless …………..and Sarah come to you in the shower from the drain, and will kill you the same way she killed her boyfriend. 25 ppl have broken this chain and died You have 5 minutes Sorry but I'm not taking any chances
02 Jan, 2012
Justin bieber haters read this
here is justin bieber :putnam: and here is a shark (^^^) once apon a time there was a (^^^) and :putnam: and one day :putnam: went 2 go swimming he couldn't wait 2 get into the water and when he did he swam for a little bit and then he went to eat some lunch and he came back and got into the water and it seemed he forgot how to swim and then a (^^^) came and saw :putnam: and the (^^^) ate :putnam: the end thanks 4 reading please comment oh and i almost 4got here is the pic of the (^^^) eating :putnam: :putnam: (^^^)
01 Jan, 2012
i love the new year
i love it i cant belive its january the school year has gone by so fast but its not over yet
01 Jan, 2012
HAPPY NEW YEAR EVERYONE
HAPPY NEW YEAR :) :P :D
01 Jan, 2012
dont look up CHUCK NORRIS on google it said
Google won't search for Chuck Norris because it knows you don't find Chuck Norris, he finds you
31 Dec, 2011
inpotant info people
instead of omg, i will now be saying omb. i thought, "why always hate on Jesus?" so i came up withomb to hate on other gods. OH MAH BUDDAH. i love saying this, and will forever. paste this on ur page to spred the news!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
31 Dec, 2011
and here is what slipknot444 messaed me when i asked him y he was mad at everybody
becaus ei hate it i f***ing hate it when ppl worry about my life and not there own i can take care of my f***ing self ok i dont need any f***ing help
31 Dec, 2011
aw im so sorry 4 my friend
he is going threw somthing idk what so be nice and he is slpknot444
25 Dec, 2011
OMG I GOTS ANGRY BIRDS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I GOT AN ANGRY BIRDS GAME WHERE UM OK U CAN HAVE FROM 2-4 PPL PLAYING ND SOMEONE GETS 2 BUILD U THE TOWER ND THEN U KNOCK IT DOWN WITH THE BIRDS USING THE SLING SHOT WICH IS LIKE A CATOPULT ND PLZ DONT SEND ME A MESSAGE WIT SOMETHING LIKE NO FAIR OR SOMTIN DO IT 4 COMMENTSBUT IF IM NOT UR FRIEND SEND ME A MESSAGE NOW
24 Dec, 2011
gone 4 x-mas eve
going soon to im not telling u but if u want 2 now where ill tell u if u message me
24 Dec, 2011
only if.....
Dear Santa, this year for Christmas I'd like ... No - wait - forget that!!! Get your sleigh and go to Afghanistan & Iraq, then, get all the soldiers and bring them home to their families, safe & sound. They deserve presents more than I do! Put this as your status for at least 24 hours to show respect to the soldiers that won't be coming home at Christmas..
22 Dec, 2011
facebooks 12 days of x-mas
On the 12th Day of Christmas my Facebook gave to mee, 12 dudes I'm blocking, 11 friends just watching, 10 corny topics, 9 busted barbies, 8 friends complainin', 7 stalkers stalking, 6 party invites, 5iiiiiiiiiive drama queeeeeens, 4 game requests, 3 photo tags, 2 friends-a-pokin', And a creep who won't stop inboxing meeee!! Merry Christmas!!
20 Dec, 2011
meanies
i dont like anyone now nobody will tlk 2 me be tht way i dis like u all now exept 4 skateborder4life nd commmanderbly78 nd of course my sis deathangle
20 Dec, 2011
lol just do it yo
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18 Dec, 2011
my sis catch frase
my sis is obssessed wit her catch frase nd it is driving me CRAZY its jesus nd mr goat
16 Dec, 2011
grab
IF I LET U GRAB ONLY 1 PART OF MY BODY WAT WOULD U GRAB AND Y??? REPOST DIS 2 SEE HOW MANY PPL WANT 2 GRAB U IF U DON'T REPOST IN THE NEXT 30 SECONDS SUMTHING BAD WILL HAPPEN 2 U!!!!!!!!!!!
16 Dec, 2011
the duck song lyrics
A duck walked up to a lemonade stand and he said to the man running the stand Hey. got any grapes? The man said no we just sell lemonade. It’s cold and its fresh and it’s all home made. Can I sell you glass? The duck said “I’ll pass”. Then he waddled away. Till the very next day. When the duck walked up to the lemonade stand And he said to the man that was running the stand Hey. You got any grapes? The man said no, like I said yesterday, we just sell lemonade okay? Why not give it a try? The duck said Goodbye. Then he waddled away. He waddled away. He waddled away Till the very next day. When the duck walked up to the lemonade stand And he said to the man that was running the stand Hey. You got any grapes? The man said look, this is getting old. Lemonade’s all we’ve ever sold. Why not give it a go? The duck said “No.” Then he waddled away. He waddled away. He waddled away Till the very next day. When the duck walked up to the lemonade stand And he said to the man that was running the stand Hey. You got any grapes? The man said THAT’S IT!! If you don’t stay away,duck, I’ll glue you to a tree and leave you there all day, stuck. So don’t get to close! The duck said Adios. Then he waddled away. He waddled away. He waddled away Till the very next day. When the duck walked up to the lemonade stand And he said to the man that was running the stand Hey. You got any glue? What? You got any glue? No, why would I– Oh! Then one more question for you: Got any grapes? And the man just stopped. Then he started to smile. Then he started to laugh. He laughed for a while. Then he said, “Come on duck, let’s walk to the store. I’ll buy you some grapes so you won’t have to ask anymore.” So they walked to the store and the man bought some grapes. He offered one to the duck and the duck said “No thanks”. “But you know what sounds good? It would make my day.do
16 Dec, 2011
my lil pets funny game
i was playin my lil pets wit the girl my gma babysits nd she just walks up to her my lil pet dad wit her my lil pet person nd asks "dad can i throw up" plz comment ps i wasent my idea to play my lil pets pps she dont have a sis so she look up to me peeps
16 Dec, 2011
Rebel Love Song
I cannot hide what's on my mind I feel it burning deep inside A passion crime to take what's mine Let us start living for today Never gonna' change my mind We can leave it all behind Nothin's gonna' stop us No not this time So take your hand in mine It's ours tonight This is a rebel love song Hearts will sacrifice It's do or die This is a rebel love song My outlaw eyes have seen their lies I choke on all they had to say When worlds collide what's left inside I hold on tight and hear you pray Never gonna' change my mind We can leave it all behind Nothin's gonna' stop us No not this time So take your hand in mine It's ours tonight This is a rebel love song Hearts will sacrifice It's do or die This is a rebel love song Wild and running for one reason They can't stop us from our freedom (Wild and running for one reason They can't stop us from our freedom) Never gonna' change my mind We can leave it all behind Nothin's gonna' stop us No not this time So take your hand in mine It's ours tonight This is a rebel love song Hearts will sacrifice It's do or die This is a rebel love song So take your hand in mine It's ours tonight This is a rebel love song Hearts will sacrifice It's do or die This is a rebel love song plz comment for more
15 Dec, 2011
Black Veil Brides- Fallen Angels
Scream, shout, scream, shout. We are the fallen angels We are here in between, cast down as sons of war. struck the earth like lightning, on this world we're torn. We won't cause the pain, of living out their law Take joy in who you are, we know our wings are flawed We're bored to death in heaven and all alone in hell We only want to be ourselves We scream, we shout We are the fallen angels We scream, we shout ohhh ohhh Too lost to sing alone No need to feel this sorrow We scream, we shout ohhh We are the fallen angels Follow the morning star, on a land where darkness failled, The passion left unholy now you find yourself We have no where to go, no one to wish us well A crime to find a home, our stories they will tell. We're bored to death in heaven and all alone in hell We only want to be ourselves. We scream, we shout We are the fallen angels We scream, we shout ohhh ohhh Too lost to sing alone No need to feel this sorrow We scream, we shout ohhh We are the fallen angels Scream , shout We are the fallen angels. Scream, shout! We are the fallen angels We scream, we shout We are the fallen angels We scream, we shout ohhh ohhh Too lost to sing alone No need to feel this sorrow We scream, we shout ohhh We are the fallen angels Scream, shout We are the fallen angels Scream, shout! We are the fallen angels! plz comment for more bvb lyrics
14 Dec, 2011
share plz nd plz leave a comment
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14 Dec, 2011
chuck norris jokes u should read
chuck norris was born in a log cabin................that he built with his bare hands chuck norris can slam a revolving door chuck norris doesn't breath he holds air hostage some people wear super man pajamas....... super man wears chuck norris pajamas chuck norris is so amaising that when ur dead nd he punches u and u can feel it pplz leave a comment for more
14 Dec, 2011
Yo mamma jokes
Yo Mama's so stupid she thought Taco Bell was a mexican phone company Yo Mama's so stupid I asked her to buy me a pare of sneakers and she came back with 2 candy bars. Yo Mama's so stupid because it too her 2 hours to watch 60 Minutes. Yo Mama's so stupid when she heard someone say it was chille outside,she went and grabbed a size 20 bowl. Yo Mamma's so stupid she got locked in publix and starved to death. Yo Mamma's so stupid that she got run over by a parked car. Yo Mamma's so stupid she blinked and got lost Yo Mamma's so stupid that when I told her we needed gas for the car, she farted at the gas tank! Yo Mamma's so stupid that when she goes to a movie theatre and saw under 18 not admitted, she went home and got 17 of her friends. Yo Mamma's so stupid she stayed in the grocery store for one day looking at a can of orange juice just because it said concentrate. Yo Mamma's so stupid she went to an antique store and said what's new Yo Mama's so stupid she sold her car for gas money. Yo Mama's so stupid when i said drinks are on the house she went and fetched a ladder. Yo Mama's so stupid she got locked in Matress World and slepped on the floor. Yo mama is so fat the only thing stopping her from going to Jenny Crage is the door Yo momma is so fat last time she seen 90210 is on the scale Your mommas like a brick she is flat on both sides and gets laid by Mexicans. Your momma is so big when God said let there be light, he asked her to move. Your mom is so fat, when she walks out of the candy store with a red turtle neck on people start yellin "Kool Aid". Your mama so fat she uses the ocean as a bath tub Your mama's so fat when she walked by a construction site they used her as a wrecking ball. Your mama so fat when she sat on the toilet she said A B C D E F G get your fat a** of of me. Yo Momma Soooooooo Fat...... A Car Crashed Into Her And She Said, "Who Threw That Rock?!"
13 Dec, 2011
i love jesus:) do u? plz comment
Jesus: Santa. Santa: Yes? Jesus: I'm sad. Santa: Why are you sad? It's Christmas right? It's your birthday! Jesus: Yeah. That's the point. Santa: Why? Jesus: Because whenever its Christmas the kids only wait for you and not me! They only celebrate Christmas because of you! Why Santa, why not Jesus? -Dec. 25 is for Jesus not for Santa. Repost if You Believe in Jesus ! P.S He Knows You Looked ♥
06 Dec, 2011
bhahaha lol dont stop reading it it to halarious
my sis went to give my mom a kiss and kissed her on lips lol bahahahahah
05 Dec, 2011
?
why people lie on here they say they got permision to go on to there friend acount y dont peple tell truth
04 Dec, 2011
cry :'(
i dont want to go to school :'(
04 Dec, 2011
my friend
he is nice and thinks he ruins everyones life so be nice and keep rued comments to ur self plz he actuly trusts me and here is his name on here slipknot 444
04 Dec, 2011
brian
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02 Dec, 2011
my thing :)
u know everyone has a thing and mine is kk u got it kk
30 Nov, 2011
hey:P
hey plz tlk to me:P
29 Nov, 2011
bored:P
im bored so i felt like posting a blog and this is it:P
29 Nov, 2011
my cat lol:) :P
my cat played wit a ball of yarn and she had it ALL over the house (p.s she looked like a kitten) lol
29 Nov, 2011
taxi :):P lol
one day i was playin wit toy cars wit my cuz and i wanted to rent a car . she said i've got red, blue, white,yellow,yelowish orange and taxi. but u can not use the taxi because the taxi is for the taxi driver.lol :) :P
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13 Feb, 2019
Wow.
just logged on for the first time in what seems like forever and it’s crazy to see how much has changed. Anyways. If any of my old friends see this y’all should hit me up
20 Jan, 2015
Advice Please
I have a long distance relationship and he won't answer my texts and when he does txt me he cuts the sentence short I want to tell him but not sound too needy. please help
11 Jul, 2014
advice
I need advice please help
05 Jun, 2014
2048
I can officially say that this game has ruined my life
29 Nov, 2013
.....
this is very important YOLO
27 Dec, 2012
bored
someone talk to me plz so bored
20 Dec, 2012
facebook 12 days of xmas
On the 12th Day of Christmas my Facebook gave to mee, 12 dudes I'm blocking, 11 friends just watching, 10 corny topics, 9 busted barbies, 8 friends complainin', 7 stalkers stalking, 6 party invites, 5iiiiiiiiiive drama queeeeeens, 4 game requests, 3 photo tags, 2 friends-a-pokin', And a creep who won't stop inboxing meeee!! Merry Christmas!!
11 Nov, 2012
HALO 4
i love the new halo 4 it is wicked
31 Jul, 2012
PARTY TIME
PARTY IN THE GARDEN OF THE AVATAR CHAT COME ONE COME ALL
28 Jun, 2012
love halo
i love halo if anybody else does mesage me and we'll have somthing to tlk bout
27 Jun, 2012
lol lyrics from the end of a song called pick up the phone by falling in reverse
We're sorry the number you have dialed is not in service at this time,Fuck you.
27 Jun, 2012
worst week of my life :(
last night our rabbit died :'( . i hate this heat because its killing all of my animals :'( .that's 2 animals this week already.
25 Jun, 2012
sadness :'(
i have to little dogs one male and one female which are brother and sister but not any more last night the male had heat stroke and died we tried all we could but failed and so we put him out of his misery and now the female seems lost shes been barking alot and she keeps looking around she doesn't know what happend poor dog but atleast he is in a good place now so i guess im happy for him
24 Jun, 2012
laws
laws in hawaii All residents may be fined as a result of not owning a boat. Coins are not allowed to be placed in one’s ears. laws im south dakota No horses are allowed into Fountain Inn unless they are wearing pants. It is illegal to lie down and fall asleep in a cheese factory. Movies that show police officers being struck, beaten, or treated in an offensive manner are forbidden. If there are more than 5 Native Americans on your property you may shoot them. in alaska Moose may not be viewed from an airplane. While it is legal to shoot bears, waking a sleeping bear for the purpose of taking a photograph is prohibited. It is considered an offense to push a live moose out of a moving airplane. Anchorage No one may tie their pet dog to the roof of a car. it is illegal to string a wire across any road. Persons may not live in a trailer as it is being hauled across the city. Fairbanks It is considered an offense to feed alcoholic beverages to a moose. Haines A person may only carry a concealed slingshot if that person has received the appropriate license. It is against the law to attempt to break any law in t**le 9 of the code (public peace, morals, and welfare). Employers of bars may not let their bartenders serve while they are drunk themselves. Juneau Owners of flamingos may not let their pet into barber shop. Buildings that preserve scenic vistas are awarded ?bonus points? by the government. Nome One may not roam the city with a bow and arrows. Soldotna Persons may not allow “attractive nuisances” to exist.
21 Jun, 2012
i love sharing
(\_/) ( '_') (> )>O I was going to give you a cookie UU .....(\_/) .....('_' ) O<( <) But then i was like... ......UU ..(\__/) .(O_O) . (>O<) I LIKE cookies!!! ...U...U (\_/) ( '_') (> )>O Then i said: sharing is good.... UU ......(\_/) ......('_' ) .O<( <) But then i was like... ......UU ..(\__/) .(O_O) . (>O<) ITS MY cookie!!! . U....U .(\_/) (^-^) (> <) so I eated it!
18 Jun, 2012
lol cj47 talking bout dylanisawsome
From: cj47 Date: Jun 18 2012 1:38PM Subject: RE: hey he is a big lair and my cousin and a j*** then BAMM From: cj47 Date: Jun 18 2012 1:47PM Subject: RE: hey JK he is acually my favorite cuz
13 Jun, 2012
bbbbbbboooooooooooooorrrrrrrreeeeeeedddd
Message Me?
11 Jun, 2012
a little to happy bum with amazing eyes
What color of shirt are you wearing? Red = silly Brown = cute Green = gorgeous Blue = s**y white = Muscular Aqua = freaky Yellow = innocent Purple = a little TOO happy Black or dont remeber = EMO Orange = funny Gray = dumb Pink = preppy light pink = sweaty Multicolored = tree hugging Other = hott none = s**y beast What kind of pants are you wearing?? short shorts =cheerleader Skirt or Skort = llama Corduroy = cagefighter skinny jeans = pothead Ripped Jeans = skater Camo = hillbilly jean short shorts = w**** jeans = prep Cargo = clown Sweats or basketball shorts = gangster soccer shorts = runner Shorts = bum Pajama Pants = s*** Nothing = mother banger What is your NATURAL hair color? dark brown =with a broken heart auburn = with a hot boyfriend/ girlfriend red = with a hot b*** black = with a nice smile blonde = with a hot body brown = with beautiful eyes dirty blonde = that flirts tooo much strawberry blonde = that is to much to handle light brown = with amazing eyes
11 Jun, 2012
i can't live without music <3
???? ???? ?(o) [Ipod ? ???? copy if u love music
20 Apr, 2012
bunny :D
(\_/) (^-^) or (|_|) (*-*)
23 Mar, 2012
i hate racisim
A white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here." The black man turned around and stood up. He then said: "Listen sir....when I was born I was BLACK " "When I grew up I was BLACK, " "When I'm sick I'm BLACK, " "When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, " "When I'm cold I'm BLACK, " "When I die I'll be BLACK." "But you sir." "When you are born you're PINK". "When you grow up you're WHITE, " "When you're sick, you're GREEN, " "When you go in the sun you turn RED, " "When you're cold you turn BLUE, " "And when you die you turn PURPLE. "And you have the nerve to call me colored?" The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away.. Put this on your page if you HATE racism
09 Mar, 2012
wow
A 15 year old girl holds hands with her one year old son. People call her a s***, no one knows she was raped at 13 . People call another guy fat. No one knows he has a serious disease causing him to be obese. People call an old man ugly . No one knows he had a serious injury fighting for our country in the war . Post this if you are against bullying and stereotyping. I bet 99% of you won't
04 Mar, 2012
NEVER
never ignore a girl or if you are friends you won't be any more and that's because she waits patintly and waits and waits and then blows up and then it's all over
04 Mar, 2012
test
im running a test to see who's reading my blogs.i realize thats about 5 of you :) so, if you read this leave me a one word message about your day that starts with the third letter of your first name.only one word please. then hilight this and right click and push the copy button and then go on to your page and push the button that says post new blog and the right click in the box and push paste and on the top put test.if you don't then for the rest of your life on every weekend you will have bad luck
01 Mar, 2012
test
I'm running a test to see who's reading my blogs. I realize that's about 5 of you :) So, if you read this, leave me a one-word mesage about your day that starts with the third letter of your first name. Only one word please. Then copy this to your profile so I can leave a word for you. Don't just post a word and not copy - that's not as much fun!!
25 Feb, 2012
answer these right and we can talk
1.how many people are in breath ecarolina 2.how many people in the black veil brides 3.how many skittles are usualy in each bag 4.what is th november b-day peoplesflower 5.what soda can have polar bears on the bottle or can ( this answer won't effect me talking to you) 6.do thnk i'm kewl ,awsome ,nice or all of the above
25 Feb, 2012
tired of it
im sick and tired of people asking how old i am does it really matter that much if it does then just don't talk to me because i am sick and tired of people saying how old are you it doesn't really matter to me
25 Feb, 2012
hard time :'(
one day i had just got home from schoo land there was a dog and he came to me and me only i loved him so much and while we had him i called him buddy he loved me and i loved him back he was the best sweetest dog i saw but when i wasn't around he started snaping at men and boys but that was just when i wasn't around but when i was he was just fine so then my grandma called the sheriff and i said goodbye and cryed and cryed and there i was watching him being taken away forever a said goodbye to my best friend right then and there i miss him so much can anybody give me advice on how to get over it :'(
24 Feb, 2012
YUMMM :p
MMMMMMMMMM DARK CHCOLATE CANDY R GIANT
24 Feb, 2012
music
yu say lady gaga i say willie nelson you say justin bieber i say scotty mccreery you say kesha i say soggy bottom boys don't let country die for peats sake it's old i get it but we don't want it to be extingt like dinosours
24 Feb, 2012
old
my haters are my motavaters
17 Feb, 2012
friends
me and you is friends you smile, i smile... you hurt, i hurt... you cry, i cry... you jump off bridge i gonna miss your E-mails
14 Feb, 2012
valintines day
Happy valentines day ! :) Here's a rose for u _____/)___/)______./¯"""""/) ¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯\)¯¯\)¯¯¯'\_,,,,,,\)
28 Jan, 2012
FUNNY
life is like a dogsled team. if u ain't the lead dog, the scenery never changes.
26 Jan, 2012
CRACK 4 TEENS!
IT'S JUST A JOKE BUT THE CRACK 4 TEENS IS MTN DEW
23 Jan, 2012
this is totally true
you know, so many people talk crap bout other people, when they themselves are guilty of so much more. sure, that person may have problems you dont, but there may be others that dont have the problems you do. bottom line is, nobodys perfect. theres an old saying that goes, "do not first pluck the splinter out of my eye, when you have a beam/board in your eye." wich basically means, dont judge others, especially when there is more to judge on you than that person. so i guess the moral of this blog is, (your name) worry about (your name). dont hate, appreciate. repost if you agree (im not trying to get a blog out on mfg, im taking this in complete seriousness. i want you to repost so others can see this and spread the word, and ultuimately rid haters of the world)
22 Jan, 2012
BOB
?/ This is Bob, /?Copy and paste Bob so he can take over the world!!! / \ Mwahhahahaha!!
20 Jan, 2012
FINE
FINE PEOPLE DON'T TALK TO ME THEN LIKE I CARE ANYMORE IT SEEMS LIKE EVERYBODY HATES ME
16 Jan, 2012
ug
oops i did not mean to put that up but im bored and well it's martin luther king jr day and its almost over and i did not post it till now
12 Jan, 2012
block him
ok so i was on avatar chat and this dude came in and he has a big mouth and needs to learn how to shut it block him everyone cause he came and probably made my friend cry cause he has been going though bad times and dont block emoskater and block phred
12 Jan, 2012
chance
The person who's says the nicest thing to me in a week will have my servitude to them as well
08 Jan, 2012
ugh
people r kinda rued when they r tlkin to u and then bam they stop talkin to u and u like wtf
04 Jan, 2012
1 scary way to break up
A SCARY WAY TO BREAK UP!!!!! DO NOT stop reading this or something bad will happen!!!!!!!! One day, Sarah was walking home from school when her boyfriend drove by and honked at her to get in. She got in his car and he drove her to the lake. Her boyfriend said he was going to tell her something very important. Sarah could have sworn he was going to propose. However, he flicked her off, pushed her in the lake and yelled, “I am breaking up with you, you awful …….!! I hate you and I think that maybe you should just end your ………….. life! DUMB ………………..!!!” He laughed and drove off. It was a very cold day. Sarah climbed out of the lake, freezing cold, and feeling the worst she had in her entire life. She got home went in a hot bath, and slit her wrists and died in the bathtub. Her parents yelled and screamed at her to get out until they finally broke the door down. They saw no body, but the entire bathroom was dripping with her blood. Her mom went insane and killed herself three days later, her dad is in prison, accused of murder. Later that week, Sarah’s exboyfriend was taking a shower when she came from the drain, rotting and bloody, with a razor in her hand and said “Goodbye Jason.” She cut his throat before he could scream. If you do not repost this with the t**le “1 scary way to break up”, you are a heartless …………..and Sarah come to you in the shower from the drain, and will kill you the same way she killed her boyfriend. 25 ppl have broken this chain and died You have 5 minutes Sorry but I'm not taking any chances
02 Jan, 2012
Justin bieber haters read this
here is justin bieber :putnam: and here is a shark (^^^) once apon a time there was a (^^^) and :putnam: and one day :putnam: went 2 go swimming he couldn't wait 2 get into the water and when he did he swam for a little bit and then he went to eat some lunch and he came back and got into the water and it seemed he forgot how to swim and then a (^^^) came and saw :putnam: and the (^^^) ate :putnam: the end thanks 4 reading please comment oh and i almost 4got here is the pic of the (^^^) eating :putnam: :putnam: (^^^)
01 Jan, 2012
i love the new year
i love it i cant belive its january the school year has gone by so fast but its not over yet
01 Jan, 2012
HAPPY NEW YEAR EVERYONE
HAPPY NEW YEAR :) :P :D
01 Jan, 2012
dont look up CHUCK NORRIS on google it said
Google won't search for Chuck Norris because it knows you don't find Chuck Norris, he finds you
31 Dec, 2011
inpotant info people
instead of omg, i will now be saying omb. i thought, "why always hate on Jesus?" so i came up withomb to hate on other gods. OH MAH BUDDAH. i love saying this, and will forever. paste this on ur page to spred the news!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
31 Dec, 2011
and here is what slipknot444 messaed me when i asked him y he was mad at everybody
becaus ei hate it i f***ing hate it when ppl worry about my life and not there own i can take care of my f***ing self ok i dont need any f***ing help
31 Dec, 2011
aw im so sorry 4 my friend
he is going threw somthing idk what so be nice and he is slpknot444
25 Dec, 2011
OMG I GOTS ANGRY BIRDS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I GOT AN ANGRY BIRDS GAME WHERE UM OK U CAN HAVE FROM 2-4 PPL PLAYING ND SOMEONE GETS 2 BUILD U THE TOWER ND THEN U KNOCK IT DOWN WITH THE BIRDS USING THE SLING SHOT WICH IS LIKE A CATOPULT ND PLZ DONT SEND ME A MESSAGE WIT SOMETHING LIKE NO FAIR OR SOMTIN DO IT 4 COMMENTSBUT IF IM NOT UR FRIEND SEND ME A MESSAGE NOW
24 Dec, 2011
gone 4 x-mas eve
going soon to im not telling u but if u want 2 now where ill tell u if u message me
24 Dec, 2011
only if.....
Dear Santa, this year for Christmas I'd like ... No - wait - forget that!!! Get your sleigh and go to Afghanistan & Iraq, then, get all the soldiers and bring them home to their families, safe & sound. They deserve presents more than I do! Put this as your status for at least 24 hours to show respect to the soldiers that won't be coming home at Christmas..
22 Dec, 2011
facebooks 12 days of x-mas
On the 12th Day of Christmas my Facebook gave to mee, 12 dudes I'm blocking, 11 friends just watching, 10 corny topics, 9 busted barbies, 8 friends complainin', 7 stalkers stalking, 6 party invites, 5iiiiiiiiiive drama queeeeeens, 4 game requests, 3 photo tags, 2 friends-a-pokin', And a creep who won't stop inboxing meeee!! Merry Christmas!!
20 Dec, 2011
meanies
i dont like anyone now nobody will tlk 2 me be tht way i dis like u all now exept 4 skateborder4life nd commmanderbly78 nd of course my sis deathangle
20 Dec, 2011
lol just do it yo
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18 Dec, 2011
my sis catch frase
my sis is obssessed wit her catch frase nd it is driving me CRAZY its jesus nd mr goat
16 Dec, 2011
grab
IF I LET U GRAB ONLY 1 PART OF MY BODY WAT WOULD U GRAB AND Y??? REPOST DIS 2 SEE HOW MANY PPL WANT 2 GRAB U IF U DON'T REPOST IN THE NEXT 30 SECONDS SUMTHING BAD WILL HAPPEN 2 U!!!!!!!!!!!
16 Dec, 2011
the duck song lyrics
A duck walked up to a lemonade stand and he said to the man running the stand Hey. got any grapes? The man said no we just sell lemonade. It’s cold and its fresh and it’s all home made. Can I sell you glass? The duck said “I’ll pass”. Then he waddled away. Till the very next day. When the duck walked up to the lemonade stand And he said to the man that was running the stand Hey. You got any grapes? The man said no, like I said yesterday, we just sell lemonade okay? Why not give it a try? The duck said Goodbye. Then he waddled away. He waddled away. He waddled away Till the very next day. When the duck walked up to the lemonade stand And he said to the man that was running the stand Hey. You got any grapes? The man said look, this is getting old. Lemonade’s all we’ve ever sold. Why not give it a go? The duck said “No.” Then he waddled away. He waddled away. He waddled away Till the very next day. When the duck walked up to the lemonade stand And he said to the man that was running the stand Hey. You got any grapes? The man said THAT’S IT!! If you don’t stay away,duck, I’ll glue you to a tree and leave you there all day, stuck. So don’t get to close! The duck said Adios. Then he waddled away. He waddled away. He waddled away Till the very next day. When the duck walked up to the lemonade stand And he said to the man that was running the stand Hey. You got any glue? What? You got any glue? No, why would I– Oh! Then one more question for you: Got any grapes? And the man just stopped. Then he started to smile. Then he started to laugh. He laughed for a while. Then he said, “Come on duck, let’s walk to the store. I’ll buy you some grapes so you won’t have to ask anymore.” So they walked to the store and the man bought some grapes. He offered one to the duck and the duck said “No thanks”. “But you know what sounds good? It would make my day.do
16 Dec, 2011
my lil pets funny game
i was playin my lil pets wit the girl my gma babysits nd she just walks up to her my lil pet dad wit her my lil pet person nd asks "dad can i throw up" plz comment ps i wasent my idea to play my lil pets pps she dont have a sis so she look up to me peeps
16 Dec, 2011
Rebel Love Song
I cannot hide what's on my mind I feel it burning deep inside A passion crime to take what's mine Let us start living for today Never gonna' change my mind We can leave it all behind Nothin's gonna' stop us No not this time So take your hand in mine It's ours tonight This is a rebel love song Hearts will sacrifice It's do or die This is a rebel love song My outlaw eyes have seen their lies I choke on all they had to say When worlds collide what's left inside I hold on tight and hear you pray Never gonna' change my mind We can leave it all behind Nothin's gonna' stop us No not this time So take your hand in mine It's ours tonight This is a rebel love song Hearts will sacrifice It's do or die This is a rebel love song Wild and running for one reason They can't stop us from our freedom (Wild and running for one reason They can't stop us from our freedom) Never gonna' change my mind We can leave it all behind Nothin's gonna' stop us No not this time So take your hand in mine It's ours tonight This is a rebel love song Hearts will sacrifice It's do or die This is a rebel love song So take your hand in mine It's ours tonight This is a rebel love song Hearts will sacrifice It's do or die This is a rebel love song plz comment for more
15 Dec, 2011
Black Veil Brides- Fallen Angels
Scream, shout, scream, shout. We are the fallen angels We are here in between, cast down as sons of war. struck the earth like lightning, on this world we're torn. We won't cause the pain, of living out their law Take joy in who you are, we know our wings are flawed We're bored to death in heaven and all alone in hell We only want to be ourselves We scream, we shout We are the fallen angels We scream, we shout ohhh ohhh Too lost to sing alone No need to feel this sorrow We scream, we shout ohhh We are the fallen angels Follow the morning star, on a land where darkness failled, The passion left unholy now you find yourself We have no where to go, no one to wish us well A crime to find a home, our stories they will tell. We're bored to death in heaven and all alone in hell We only want to be ourselves. We scream, we shout We are the fallen angels We scream, we shout ohhh ohhh Too lost to sing alone No need to feel this sorrow We scream, we shout ohhh We are the fallen angels Scream , shout We are the fallen angels. Scream, shout! We are the fallen angels We scream, we shout We are the fallen angels We scream, we shout ohhh ohhh Too lost to sing alone No need to feel this sorrow We scream, we shout ohhh We are the fallen angels Scream, shout We are the fallen angels Scream, shout! We are the fallen angels! plz comment for more bvb lyrics
14 Dec, 2011
share plz nd plz leave a comment
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14 Dec, 2011
chuck norris jokes u should read
chuck norris was born in a log cabin................that he built with his bare hands chuck norris can slam a revolving door chuck norris doesn't breath he holds air hostage some people wear super man pajamas....... super man wears chuck norris pajamas chuck norris is so amaising that when ur dead nd he punches u and u can feel it pplz leave a comment for more
14 Dec, 2011
Yo mamma jokes
Yo Mama's so stupid she thought Taco Bell was a mexican phone company Yo Mama's so stupid I asked her to buy me a pare of sneakers and she came back with 2 candy bars. Yo Mama's so stupid because it too her 2 hours to watch 60 Minutes. Yo Mama's so stupid when she heard someone say it was chille outside,she went and grabbed a size 20 bowl. Yo Mamma's so stupid she got locked in publix and starved to death. Yo Mamma's so stupid that she got run over by a parked car. Yo Mamma's so stupid she blinked and got lost Yo Mamma's so stupid that when I told her we needed gas for the car, she farted at the gas tank! Yo Mamma's so stupid that when she goes to a movie theatre and saw under 18 not admitted, she went home and got 17 of her friends. Yo Mamma's so stupid she stayed in the grocery store for one day looking at a can of orange juice just because it said concentrate. Yo Mamma's so stupid she went to an antique store and said what's new Yo Mama's so stupid she sold her car for gas money. Yo Mama's so stupid when i said drinks are on the house she went and fetched a ladder. Yo Mama's so stupid she got locked in Matress World and slepped on the floor. Yo mama is so fat the only thing stopping her from going to Jenny Crage is the door Yo momma is so fat last time she seen 90210 is on the scale Your mommas like a brick she is flat on both sides and gets laid by Mexicans. Your momma is so big when God said let there be light, he asked her to move. Your mom is so fat, when she walks out of the candy store with a red turtle neck on people start yellin "Kool Aid". Your mama so fat she uses the ocean as a bath tub Your mama's so fat when she walked by a construction site they used her as a wrecking ball. Your mama so fat when she sat on the toilet she said A B C D E F G get your fat a** of of me. Yo Momma Soooooooo Fat...... A Car Crashed Into Her And She Said, "Who Threw That Rock?!"
13 Dec, 2011
i love jesus:) do u? plz comment
Jesus: Santa. Santa: Yes? Jesus: I'm sad. Santa: Why are you sad? It's Christmas right? It's your birthday! Jesus: Yeah. That's the point. Santa: Why? Jesus: Because whenever its Christmas the kids only wait for you and not me! They only celebrate Christmas because of you! Why Santa, why not Jesus? -Dec. 25 is for Jesus not for Santa. Repost if You Believe in Jesus ! P.S He Knows You Looked ♥
06 Dec, 2011
bhahaha lol dont stop reading it it to halarious
my sis went to give my mom a kiss and kissed her on lips lol bahahahahah
05 Dec, 2011
?
why people lie on here they say they got permision to go on to there friend acount y dont peple tell truth
04 Dec, 2011
cry :'(
i dont want to go to school :'(
04 Dec, 2011
my friend
he is nice and thinks he ruins everyones life so be nice and keep rued comments to ur self plz he actuly trusts me and here is his name on here slipknot 444
04 Dec, 2011
brian
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02 Dec, 2011
my thing :)
u know everyone has a thing and mine is kk u got it kk
30 Nov, 2011
hey:P
hey plz tlk to me:P
29 Nov, 2011
bored:P
im bored so i felt like posting a blog and this is it:P
29 Nov, 2011
my cat lol:) :P
my cat played wit a ball of yarn and she had it ALL over the house (p.s she looked like a kitten) lol
29 Nov, 2011
taxi :):P lol
one day i was playin wit toy cars wit my cuz and i wanted to rent a car . she said i've got red, blue, white,yellow,yelowish orange and taxi. but u can not use the taxi because the taxi is for the taxi driver.lol :) :P
13 Feb, 2019
Wow.
just logged on for the first time in what seems like forever and it’s crazy to see how much has changed. Anyways. If any of my old friends see this y’all should hit me up
20 Jan, 2015
Advice Please
I have a long distance relationship and he won't answer my texts and when he does txt me he cuts the sentence short I want to tell him but not sound too needy. please help
11 Jul, 2014
advice
I need advice please help
05 Jun, 2014
2048
I can officially say that this game has ruined my life
29 Nov, 2013
.....
this is very important YOLO
27 Dec, 2012
bored
someone talk to me plz so bored
20 Dec, 2012
facebook 12 days of xmas
On the 12th Day of Christmas my Facebook gave to mee, 12 dudes I'm blocking, 11 friends just watching, 10 corny topics, 9 busted barbies, 8 friends complainin', 7 stalkers stalking, 6 party invites, 5iiiiiiiiiive drama queeeeeens, 4 game requests, 3 photo tags, 2 friends-a-pokin', And a creep who won't stop inboxing meeee!! Merry Christmas!!
11 Nov, 2012
HALO 4
i love the new halo 4 it is wicked
31 Jul, 2012
PARTY TIME
PARTY IN THE GARDEN OF THE AVATAR CHAT COME ONE COME ALL
28 Jun, 2012
love halo
i love halo if anybody else does mesage me and we'll have somthing to tlk bout
27 Jun, 2012
lol lyrics from the end of a song called pick up the phone by falling in reverse
We're sorry the number you have dialed is not in service at this time,Fuck you.
27 Jun, 2012
worst week of my life :(
last night our rabbit died :'( . i hate this heat because its killing all of my animals :'( .that's 2 animals this week already.
25 Jun, 2012
sadness :'(
i have to little dogs one male and one female which are brother and sister but not any more last night the male had heat stroke and died we tried all we could but failed and so we put him out of his misery and now the female seems lost shes been barking alot and she keeps looking around she doesn't know what happend poor dog but atleast he is in a good place now so i guess im happy for him
24 Jun, 2012
laws
laws in hawaii All residents may be fined as a result of not owning a boat. Coins are not allowed to be placed in one’s ears. laws im south dakota No horses are allowed into Fountain Inn unless they are wearing pants. It is illegal to lie down and fall asleep in a cheese factory. Movies that show police officers being struck, beaten, or treated in an offensive manner are forbidden. If there are more than 5 Native Americans on your property you may shoot them. in alaska Moose may not be viewed from an airplane. While it is legal to shoot bears, waking a sleeping bear for the purpose of taking a photograph is prohibited. It is considered an offense to push a live moose out of a moving airplane. Anchorage No one may tie their pet dog to the roof of a car. it is illegal to string a wire across any road. Persons may not live in a trailer as it is being hauled across the city. Fairbanks It is considered an offense to feed alcoholic beverages to a moose. Haines A person may only carry a concealed slingshot if that person has received the appropriate license. It is against the law to attempt to break any law in t**le 9 of the code (public peace, morals, and welfare). Employers of bars may not let their bartenders serve while they are drunk themselves. Juneau Owners of flamingos may not let their pet into barber shop. Buildings that preserve scenic vistas are awarded ?bonus points? by the government. Nome One may not roam the city with a bow and arrows. Soldotna Persons may not allow “attractive nuisances” to exist.
21 Jun, 2012
i love sharing
(\_/) ( '_') (> )>O I was going to give you a cookie UU .....(\_/) .....('_' ) O<( <) But then i was like... ......UU ..(\__/) .(O_O) . (>O<) I LIKE cookies!!! ...U...U (\_/) ( '_') (> )>O Then i said: sharing is good.... UU ......(\_/) ......('_' ) .O<( <) But then i was like... ......UU ..(\__/) .(O_O) . (>O<) ITS MY cookie!!! . U....U .(\_/) (^-^) (> <) so I eated it!
18 Jun, 2012
lol cj47 talking bout dylanisawsome
From: cj47 Date: Jun 18 2012 1:38PM Subject: RE: hey he is a big lair and my cousin and a j*** then BAMM From: cj47 Date: Jun 18 2012 1:47PM Subject: RE: hey JK he is acually my favorite cuz
13 Jun, 2012
bbbbbbboooooooooooooorrrrrrrreeeeeeedddd
Message Me?
11 Jun, 2012
a little to happy bum with amazing eyes
What color of shirt are you wearing? Red = silly Brown = cute Green = gorgeous Blue = s**y white = Muscular Aqua = freaky Yellow = innocent Purple = a little TOO happy Black or dont remeber = EMO Orange = funny Gray = dumb Pink = preppy light pink = sweaty Multicolored = tree hugging Other = hott none = s**y beast What kind of pants are you wearing?? short shorts =cheerleader Skirt or Skort = llama Corduroy = cagefighter skinny jeans = pothead Ripped Jeans = skater Camo = hillbilly jean short shorts = w**** jeans = prep Cargo = clown Sweats or basketball shorts = gangster soccer shorts = runner Shorts = bum Pajama Pants = s*** Nothing = mother banger What is your NATURAL hair color? dark brown =with a broken heart auburn = with a hot boyfriend/ girlfriend red = with a hot b*** black = with a nice smile blonde = with a hot body brown = with beautiful eyes dirty blonde = that flirts tooo much strawberry blonde = that is to much to handle light brown = with amazing eyes
11 Jun, 2012
i can't live without music <3
???? ???? ?(o) [Ipod ? ???? copy if u love music
20 Apr, 2012
bunny :D
(\_/) (^-^) or (|_|) (*-*)
23 Mar, 2012
i hate racisim
A white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here." The black man turned around and stood up. He then said: "Listen sir....when I was born I was BLACK " "When I grew up I was BLACK, " "When I'm sick I'm BLACK, " "When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, " "When I'm cold I'm BLACK, " "When I die I'll be BLACK." "But you sir." "When you are born you're PINK". "When you grow up you're WHITE, " "When you're sick, you're GREEN, " "When you go in the sun you turn RED, " "When you're cold you turn BLUE, " "And when you die you turn PURPLE. "And you have the nerve to call me colored?" The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away.. Put this on your page if you HATE racism
09 Mar, 2012
wow
A 15 year old girl holds hands with her one year old son. People call her a s***, no one knows she was raped at 13 . People call another guy fat. No one knows he has a serious disease causing him to be obese. People call an old man ugly . No one knows he had a serious injury fighting for our country in the war . Post this if you are against bullying and stereotyping. I bet 99% of you won't
04 Mar, 2012
NEVER
never ignore a girl or if you are friends you won't be any more and that's because she waits patintly and waits and waits and then blows up and then it's all over
04 Mar, 2012
test
im running a test to see who's reading my blogs.i realize thats about 5 of you :) so, if you read this leave me a one word message about your day that starts with the third letter of your first name.only one word please. then hilight this and right click and push the copy button and then go on to your page and push the button that says post new blog and the right click in the box and push paste and on the top put test.if you don't then for the rest of your life on every weekend you will have bad luck
01 Mar, 2012
test
I'm running a test to see who's reading my blogs. I realize that's about 5 of you :) So, if you read this, leave me a one-word mesage about your day that starts with the third letter of your first name. Only one word please. Then copy this to your profile so I can leave a word for you. Don't just post a word and not copy - that's not as much fun!!
25 Feb, 2012
answer these right and we can talk
1.how many people are in breath ecarolina 2.how many people in the black veil brides 3.how many skittles are usualy in each bag 4.what is th november b-day peoplesflower 5.what soda can have polar bears on the bottle or can ( this answer won't effect me talking to you) 6.do thnk i'm kewl ,awsome ,nice or all of the above
25 Feb, 2012
tired of it
im sick and tired of people asking how old i am does it really matter that much if it does then just don't talk to me because i am sick and tired of people saying how old are you it doesn't really matter to me
25 Feb, 2012
hard time :'(
one day i had just got home from schoo land there was a dog and he came to me and me only i loved him so much and while we had him i called him buddy he loved me and i loved him back he was the best sweetest dog i saw but when i wasn't around he started snaping at men and boys but that was just when i wasn't around but when i was he was just fine so then my grandma called the sheriff and i said goodbye and cryed and cryed and there i was watching him being taken away forever a said goodbye to my best friend right then and there i miss him so much can anybody give me advice on how to get over it :'(
24 Feb, 2012
YUMMM :p
MMMMMMMMMM DARK CHCOLATE CANDY R GIANT
24 Feb, 2012
music
yu say lady gaga i say willie nelson you say justin bieber i say scotty mccreery you say kesha i say soggy bottom boys don't let country die for peats sake it's old i get it but we don't want it to be extingt like dinosours
24 Feb, 2012
old
my haters are my motavaters
17 Feb, 2012
friends
me and you is friends you smile, i smile... you hurt, i hurt... you cry, i cry... you jump off bridge i gonna miss your E-mails
14 Feb, 2012
valintines day
Happy valentines day ! :) Here's a rose for u _____/)___/)______./¯"""""/) ¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯\)¯¯\)¯¯¯'\_,,,,,,\)
28 Jan, 2012
FUNNY
life is like a dogsled team. if u ain't the lead dog, the scenery never changes.
26 Jan, 2012
CRACK 4 TEENS!
IT'S JUST A JOKE BUT THE CRACK 4 TEENS IS MTN DEW
23 Jan, 2012
this is totally true
you know, so many people talk crap bout other people, when they themselves are guilty of so much more. sure, that person may have problems you dont, but there may be others that dont have the problems you do. bottom line is, nobodys perfect. theres an old saying that goes, "do not first pluck the splinter out of my eye, when you have a beam/board in your eye." wich basically means, dont judge others, especially when there is more to judge on you than that person. so i guess the moral of this blog is, (your name) worry about (your name). dont hate, appreciate. repost if you agree (im not trying to get a blog out on mfg, im taking this in complete seriousness. i want you to repost so others can see this and spread the word, and ultuimately rid haters of the world)
22 Jan, 2012
BOB
?/ This is Bob, /?Copy and paste Bob so he can take over the world!!! / \ Mwahhahahaha!!
20 Jan, 2012
FINE
FINE PEOPLE DON'T TALK TO ME THEN LIKE I CARE ANYMORE IT SEEMS LIKE EVERYBODY HATES ME
16 Jan, 2012
ug
oops i did not mean to put that up but im bored and well it's martin luther king jr day and its almost over and i did not post it till now
12 Jan, 2012
block him
ok so i was on avatar chat and this dude came in and he has a big mouth and needs to learn how to shut it block him everyone cause he came and probably made my friend cry cause he has been going though bad times and dont block emoskater and block phred
12 Jan, 2012
chance
The person who's says the nicest thing to me in a week will have my servitude to them as well
08 Jan, 2012
ugh
people r kinda rued when they r tlkin to u and then bam they stop talkin to u and u like wtf
04 Jan, 2012
1 scary way to break up
A SCARY WAY TO BREAK UP!!!!! DO NOT stop reading this or something bad will happen!!!!!!!! One day, Sarah was walking home from school when her boyfriend drove by and honked at her to get in. She got in his car and he drove her to the lake. Her boyfriend said he was going to tell her something very important. Sarah could have sworn he was going to propose. However, he flicked her off, pushed her in the lake and yelled, “I am breaking up with you, you awful …….!! I hate you and I think that maybe you should just end your ………….. life! DUMB ………………..!!!” He laughed and drove off. It was a very cold day. Sarah climbed out of the lake, freezing cold, and feeling the worst she had in her entire life. She got home went in a hot bath, and slit her wrists and died in the bathtub. Her parents yelled and screamed at her to get out until they finally broke the door down. They saw no body, but the entire bathroom was dripping with her blood. Her mom went insane and killed herself three days later, her dad is in prison, accused of murder. Later that week, Sarah’s exboyfriend was taking a shower when she came from the drain, rotting and bloody, with a razor in her hand and said “Goodbye Jason.” She cut his throat before he could scream. If you do not repost this with the t**le “1 scary way to break up”, you are a heartless …………..and Sarah come to you in the shower from the drain, and will kill you the same way she killed her boyfriend. 25 ppl have broken this chain and died You have 5 minutes Sorry but I'm not taking any chances
02 Jan, 2012
Justin bieber haters read this
here is justin bieber :putnam: and here is a shark (^^^) once apon a time there was a (^^^) and :putnam: and one day :putnam: went 2 go swimming he couldn't wait 2 get into the water and when he did he swam for a little bit and then he went to eat some lunch and he came back and got into the water and it seemed he forgot how to swim and then a (^^^) came and saw :putnam: and the (^^^) ate :putnam: the end thanks 4 reading please comment oh and i almost 4got here is the pic of the (^^^) eating :putnam: :putnam: (^^^)
01 Jan, 2012
i love the new year
i love it i cant belive its january the school year has gone by so fast but its not over yet
01 Jan, 2012
HAPPY NEW YEAR EVERYONE
HAPPY NEW YEAR :) :P :D
01 Jan, 2012
dont look up CHUCK NORRIS on google it said
Google won't search for Chuck Norris because it knows you don't find Chuck Norris, he finds you
31 Dec, 2011
inpotant info people
instead of omg, i will now be saying omb. i thought, "why always hate on Jesus?" so i came up withomb to hate on other gods. OH MAH BUDDAH. i love saying this, and will forever. paste this on ur page to spred the news!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
31 Dec, 2011
and here is what slipknot444 messaed me when i asked him y he was mad at everybody
becaus ei hate it i f***ing hate it when ppl worry about my life and not there own i can take care of my f***ing self ok i dont need any f***ing help
31 Dec, 2011
aw im so sorry 4 my friend
he is going threw somthing idk what so be nice and he is slpknot444
25 Dec, 2011
OMG I GOTS ANGRY BIRDS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I GOT AN ANGRY BIRDS GAME WHERE UM OK U CAN HAVE FROM 2-4 PPL PLAYING ND SOMEONE GETS 2 BUILD U THE TOWER ND THEN U KNOCK IT DOWN WITH THE BIRDS USING THE SLING SHOT WICH IS LIKE A CATOPULT ND PLZ DONT SEND ME A MESSAGE WIT SOMETHING LIKE NO FAIR OR SOMTIN DO IT 4 COMMENTSBUT IF IM NOT UR FRIEND SEND ME A MESSAGE NOW
24 Dec, 2011
gone 4 x-mas eve
going soon to im not telling u but if u want 2 now where ill tell u if u message me
24 Dec, 2011
only if.....
Dear Santa, this year for Christmas I'd like ... No - wait - forget that!!! Get your sleigh and go to Afghanistan & Iraq, then, get all the soldiers and bring them home to their families, safe & sound. They deserve presents more than I do! Put this as your status for at least 24 hours to show respect to the soldiers that won't be coming home at Christmas..
22 Dec, 2011
facebooks 12 days of x-mas
On the 12th Day of Christmas my Facebook gave to mee, 12 dudes I'm blocking, 11 friends just watching, 10 corny topics, 9 busted barbies, 8 friends complainin', 7 stalkers stalking, 6 party invites, 5iiiiiiiiiive drama queeeeeens, 4 game requests, 3 photo tags, 2 friends-a-pokin', And a creep who won't stop inboxing meeee!! Merry Christmas!!
20 Dec, 2011
meanies
i dont like anyone now nobody will tlk 2 me be tht way i dis like u all now exept 4 skateborder4life nd commmanderbly78 nd of course my sis deathangle
20 Dec, 2011
lol just do it yo
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18 Dec, 2011
my sis catch frase
my sis is obssessed wit her catch frase nd it is driving me CRAZY its jesus nd mr goat
16 Dec, 2011
grab
IF I LET U GRAB ONLY 1 PART OF MY BODY WAT WOULD U GRAB AND Y??? REPOST DIS 2 SEE HOW MANY PPL WANT 2 GRAB U IF U DON'T REPOST IN THE NEXT 30 SECONDS SUMTHING BAD WILL HAPPEN 2 U!!!!!!!!!!!
16 Dec, 2011
the duck song lyrics
A duck walked up to a lemonade stand and he said to the man running the stand Hey. got any grapes? The man said no we just sell lemonade. It’s cold and its fresh and it’s all home made. Can I sell you glass? The duck said “I’ll pass”. Then he waddled away. Till the very next day. When the duck walked up to the lemonade stand And he said to the man that was running the stand Hey. You got any grapes? The man said no, like I said yesterday, we just sell lemonade okay? Why not give it a try? The duck said Goodbye. Then he waddled away. He waddled away. He waddled away Till the very next day. When the duck walked up to the lemonade stand And he said to the man that was running the stand Hey. You got any grapes? The man said look, this is getting old. Lemonade’s all we’ve ever sold. Why not give it a go? The duck said “No.” Then he waddled away. He waddled away. He waddled away Till the very next day. When the duck walked up to the lemonade stand And he said to the man that was running the stand Hey. You got any grapes? The man said THAT’S IT!! If you don’t stay away,duck, I’ll glue you to a tree and leave you there all day, stuck. So don’t get to close! The duck said Adios. Then he waddled away. He waddled away. He waddled away Till the very next day. When the duck walked up to the lemonade stand And he said to the man that was running the stand Hey. You got any glue? What? You got any glue? No, why would I– Oh! Then one more question for you: Got any grapes? And the man just stopped. Then he started to smile. Then he started to laugh. He laughed for a while. Then he said, “Come on duck, let’s walk to the store. I’ll buy you some grapes so you won’t have to ask anymore.” So they walked to the store and the man bought some grapes. He offered one to the duck and the duck said “No thanks”. “But you know what sounds good? It would make my day.do
16 Dec, 2011
my lil pets funny game
i was playin my lil pets wit the girl my gma babysits nd she just walks up to her my lil pet dad wit her my lil pet person nd asks "dad can i throw up" plz comment ps i wasent my idea to play my lil pets pps she dont have a sis so she look up to me peeps
16 Dec, 2011
Rebel Love Song
I cannot hide what's on my mind I feel it burning deep inside A passion crime to take what's mine Let us start living for today Never gonna' change my mind We can leave it all behind Nothin's gonna' stop us No not this time So take your hand in mine It's ours tonight This is a rebel love song Hearts will sacrifice It's do or die This is a rebel love song My outlaw eyes have seen their lies I choke on all they had to say When worlds collide what's left inside I hold on tight and hear you pray Never gonna' change my mind We can leave it all behind Nothin's gonna' stop us No not this time So take your hand in mine It's ours tonight This is a rebel love song Hearts will sacrifice It's do or die This is a rebel love song Wild and running for one reason They can't stop us from our freedom (Wild and running for one reason They can't stop us from our freedom) Never gonna' change my mind We can leave it all behind Nothin's gonna' stop us No not this time So take your hand in mine It's ours tonight This is a rebel love song Hearts will sacrifice It's do or die This is a rebel love song So take your hand in mine It's ours tonight This is a rebel love song Hearts will sacrifice It's do or die This is a rebel love song plz comment for more
15 Dec, 2011
Black Veil Brides- Fallen Angels
Scream, shout, scream, shout. We are the fallen angels We are here in between, cast down as sons of war. struck the earth like lightning, on this world we're torn. We won't cause the pain, of living out their law Take joy in who you are, we know our wings are flawed We're bored to death in heaven and all alone in hell We only want to be ourselves We scream, we shout We are the fallen angels We scream, we shout ohhh ohhh Too lost to sing alone No need to feel this sorrow We scream, we shout ohhh We are the fallen angels Follow the morning star, on a land where darkness failled, The passion left unholy now you find yourself We have no where to go, no one to wish us well A crime to find a home, our stories they will tell. We're bored to death in heaven and all alone in hell We only want to be ourselves. We scream, we shout We are the fallen angels We scream, we shout ohhh ohhh Too lost to sing alone No need to feel this sorrow We scream, we shout ohhh We are the fallen angels Scream , shout We are the fallen angels. Scream, shout! We are the fallen angels We scream, we shout We are the fallen angels We scream, we shout ohhh ohhh Too lost to sing alone No need to feel this sorrow We scream, we shout ohhh We are the fallen angels Scream, shout We are the fallen angels Scream, shout! We are the fallen angels! plz comment for more bvb lyrics
14 Dec, 2011
share plz nd plz leave a comment
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14 Dec, 2011
chuck norris jokes u should read
chuck norris was born in a log cabin................that he built with his bare hands chuck norris can slam a revolving door chuck norris doesn't breath he holds air hostage some people wear super man pajamas....... super man wears chuck norris pajamas chuck norris is so amaising that when ur dead nd he punches u and u can feel it pplz leave a comment for more
14 Dec, 2011
Yo mamma jokes
Yo Mama's so stupid she thought Taco Bell was a mexican phone company Yo Mama's so stupid I asked her to buy me a pare of sneakers and she came back with 2 candy bars. Yo Mama's so stupid because it too her 2 hours to watch 60 Minutes. Yo Mama's so stupid when she heard someone say it was chille outside,she went and grabbed a size 20 bowl. Yo Mamma's so stupid she got locked in publix and starved to death. Yo Mamma's so stupid that she got run over by a parked car. Yo Mamma's so stupid she blinked and got lost Yo Mamma's so stupid that when I told her we needed gas for the car, she farted at the gas tank! Yo Mamma's so stupid that when she goes to a movie theatre and saw under 18 not admitted, she went home and got 17 of her friends. Yo Mamma's so stupid she stayed in the grocery store for one day looking at a can of orange juice just because it said concentrate. Yo Mamma's so stupid she went to an antique store and said what's new Yo Mama's so stupid she sold her car for gas money. Yo Mama's so stupid when i said drinks are on the house she went and fetched a ladder. Yo Mama's so stupid she got locked in Matress World and slepped on the floor. Yo mama is so fat the only thing stopping her from going to Jenny Crage is the door Yo momma is so fat last time she seen 90210 is on the scale Your mommas like a brick she is flat on both sides and gets laid by Mexicans. Your momma is so big when God said let there be light, he asked her to move. Your mom is so fat, when she walks out of the candy store with a red turtle neck on people start yellin "Kool Aid". Your mama so fat she uses the ocean as a bath tub Your mama's so fat when she walked by a construction site they used her as a wrecking ball. Your mama so fat when she sat on the toilet she said A B C D E F G get your fat a** of of me. Yo Momma Soooooooo Fat...... A Car Crashed Into Her And She Said, "Who Threw That Rock?!"
13 Dec, 2011
i love jesus:) do u? plz comment
Jesus: Santa. Santa: Yes? Jesus: I'm sad. Santa: Why are you sad? It's Christmas right? It's your birthday! Jesus: Yeah. That's the point. Santa: Why? Jesus: Because whenever its Christmas the kids only wait for you and not me! They only celebrate Christmas because of you! Why Santa, why not Jesus? -Dec. 25 is for Jesus not for Santa. Repost if You Believe in Jesus ! P.S He Knows You Looked ♥
06 Dec, 2011
bhahaha lol dont stop reading it it to halarious
my sis went to give my mom a kiss and kissed her on lips lol bahahahahah
05 Dec, 2011
?
why people lie on here they say they got permision to go on to there friend acount y dont peple tell truth
04 Dec, 2011
cry :'(
i dont want to go to school :'(
04 Dec, 2011
my friend
he is nice and thinks he ruins everyones life so be nice and keep rued comments to ur self plz he actuly trusts me and here is his name on here slipknot 444
04 Dec, 2011
brian
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02 Dec, 2011
my thing :)
u know everyone has a thing and mine is kk u got it kk
30 Nov, 2011
hey:P
hey plz tlk to me:P
29 Nov, 2011
bored:P
im bored so i felt like posting a blog and this is it:P
29 Nov, 2011
my cat lol:) :P
my cat played wit a ball of yarn and she had it ALL over the house (p.s she looked like a kitten) lol
29 Nov, 2011
taxi :):P lol
one day i was playin wit toy cars wit my cuz and i wanted to rent a car . she said i've got red, blue, white,yellow,yelowish orange and taxi. but u can not use the taxi because the taxi is for the taxi driver.lol :) :P
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