19 Aug, 2011

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fuuck. i haven't been on this account in f***ing forever! it's been like a year! sorry to all the people that messaged me, i finally got back to you!(:

14 Apr, 2010

:P

There was once a man who was so rich that he brought the biggest mansion in the world. Reporters came in and asked what he was going to name the mansion. The man says the first thing I see tomorrow. The first thing he saw tomorrow was an a**, so he named his mansion a**. After that he found a famous cat and reporters came in and asked what he was going to name the cat. He again says, the first thing he sees tomorrow. The first thing he saw tomorrow was a crack in the wall so he named his cat “crack”. But the next day he lost his cats and reporters asked where was his cat. He says I looked all over the a** but I couldn’t find the crack. Lol

14 Apr, 2010

yankee doodlee

yankee doodle went to town riding on his mother everytime he hit the bump he had another brother yankee doodle keep it up yankee doodle harder yankee doolde keep it up and now go screw ur father

14 Apr, 2010

Boys aren't jerks

boys arnt j***s Girl: Slow down, I'm scared. Guy: No, this is fun. Girl: No it's not! Please it's too scary! Guy: Then tell me you love me. Girl: Fine I love you. Slow down! Guy: Now give me a BIG hug! Girl : *hugs him* Guy: Can you take my helmet off and put it on yourself? It's bugging me. Girl: Alright, now slow down Guy: I love you babe (in the paper the next day) : A motorcycle had crashed into a building because of brake failure. Two people were on it, but only 1 had survived. The truth was that halfway down the road, the guy realized that his brakes broke, but he didn't want to let the girl know. Instead, he had her say she loved him and felt her hug one last time, then he had her wear his helmet so that she would live even though it meant that he would die. If u love any one this much re-post this and the love of your life will relize they feel the same DONT BREAK THIS . 2morow will be the best day of your life. However, if u don t post this by at least 12:00 tonight, you will have bad luck in your love life 4 the rest of your life Guys Post This As "I would do this for my girl " Girls Post This As "Boys aren't j***s

18 Feb, 2010

:)

Happy Late Valentines Day Everybody!!! <33

21 Jan, 2010

Things to do at a movie theater...

1. Try to start a wave 2. Gasp every time there is a swear word. 3. Wear a huge Afro wig. 4. Every 15 minutes stand up and then sit back down. 5. Yell out to the screen “Don’t Do It!” 6. If there is a love scene, reach over in front of you and cover a random person’s eyes. 7. Stand in front of the screen motionless and face the audience the entire movie. 8. Scalp tickets outside the theater. 9. If a catchy song plays in the movie stand up and dance. 10. Bring an attachable seat-belt. Strap it to your seat and then clip it on yourself. Turn to the person next to you and say, "you never know". 11. Talk really loud on your cell phone. 12. Demand that somebody puts the volume up. 13. Sit at the back, raise your arms to the projector and make shadow puppets on the screen. 14. Bring a laser pen and shoot it at the screen. 15. Wear 3D glasses no matter what the movie is. 16. Every time something crazy happens, turn to a random person and say, “did you see that?!” 17. Sit criss cross on the floor in the very front of the theater and look up at the screen. 18. Stand in the front corner facing the audience and do sign language translations. 19. Do the same thing stated above (#1 except translate the movie into Spanish for the audience. 20. As people enter the theater, make nametags for them. 21. After the movie go back to the ticket counter and demand a refund because the movie was terrible. Whether or not they give you a refund, buy another ticket for the same movie at a later showing. 22. Half way through the movie run down to the screen, touch it, and then run back to your seat yelling, “I touched the screen! I touched the screen!” 23. Repeat the lines in the movie. 24. Accuse the person behind you of kicking your seat. Constantly demand that they stop even though they aren’t really kicking your seat. 25. Tape “reserved” signs on every single seat before the movie starts.

11 Jan, 2010

lol

£Φ£

23 Dec, 2009

OMFG!

winter SUCKZ!!! itz too cold! :( lol

10 Dec, 2009

♥_♥_♥_♥

♥_♥_____♥ Put this ♥___♥_♥__ ♥ heart _♥___♥___♥_ on your __♥ _____♥__ page if ___♥___ ♥___ you love ____♥_♥____ someone _____♥_____ very much

07 Dec, 2009

hahahahahaha

i b watching gran torino lol itz a good movie XD

06 Dec, 2009

hehehe its a gun lol

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05 Dec, 2009

luuuvvv

98% of teenagers say "I Love You" and don't mean it. if u r one of the 2% that does, then copy and paste this in ur profile.

05 Dec, 2009

wow

WHEN U ALREADY START READING THIS DONT STOP OR ELSE SOMETHING BAD WILL HAPPEN...MY NAME IS TEDDY ...I AM 7 YEARS OLD WITH BLOND HAIR AND SCARY EYES. IHAVE NO NOSE OR EARS. I AM DEAD. IF YOU DONT SEND THIS TO 15PPL B4 U GO TO BED I WILL APPEAR 2NIGHT WITH A KNIFE AND KILL U THIS IS NO JOKE SOMETHING GOOD WILL HAPPEN TO U AT 10:22 SOMEONE WILL CALL YOU OR TALK TO YOU ONLINE AND SAY I LOVE YOU OR ASK YOU OUT BUT HERES THE CATCH, YOU HAVE TO SEND IT TO 15 DIFFERENT PEOPLE...YOU CANNOT SEND IT TO ME FOR I HAVE ALREADY SENT IT TO YOU dont send it bak

05 Dec, 2009

you told me not to drink mom

i went to a party mom, i remembed what you said,you told me not to drink mom, so i drank a soda instead. i felt real proud mom, the way you said i would, even though all my friends, said i should. i know i did the right thing mom, i knew i'd get home in one piece,just the way you made me feel mom, so reponsible and sweet i started to drive away mom, i pulled out on the road, the other guy didn't see me mom, it hit me like a load. i layed there on the pavement mom, i heard the police man say, the other guy was drunk mom, i'm the one who has to pay. i'm lying here dying mom, i wish you would get here soon, how come this happend to me mom, my life burst like a balloon. theres blood all around me mom, and most of it is mine, i heard the paramedics say, i'll die in a short time. he didnt know where he was going mom, he was probley a the same party as i, the only difference is mom, is he drank and i'll die. why do people drink mom, it can ruin your whole life i'm feeling sharp pains now, sharp pains like a knife. the man who hit me mom, is walking, i dont think it's fair mom, im lying here dying mom, and all he can do is stare. tell everybody not to cry mom, tell everybody to be brave, when i'm in heaven write ''mommy's baby'' on my grave. someone should have told him mom, not to drink and drive, if they would've taken the time mom, i wouldn't have to die. i have one last question mom, before i say goodbye, i didn't drink a thing mom, so why do i have to die? this is the end mom, i wish i could look you in the eye, to say these final words mom, i love you and goodbye

29 Nov, 2009

Stop cheaters

Stop Pervs & cheaters Stop Pervs. Girl: hey we have been freinds for 3 years and everything, sooo... do you want to go out? Boy: yeah sure i'd love to girl i love you, uh... hold on i have to go the rest room. Girl: ok babe. so the boy goes into the bathroom, and takes out his phone and calls a girl. Boy: uh babe im sorry but my cuzent wants to go to a scary movie and has a left over ticket and he asked me so yeah bye. so the boy goes to talk to his afaring new girl freind. Girl: babe i have to get home. sorry. Boy: ok baby. * slaps her a** * girl walks away blushing. the boy walks over to a diffrent girl. Boy: hey s**y *boy grabs her a*** the different girl turns around and she turns out to be his first girl freind that hes cheating on. but the girl hes cheating on has a wig on and she kicks him in the Balls, and she sez i hate you you j***. she runs away crying so if your agenst cheating and these ****ed up perverts out there copy this story on to your blog.

29 Nov, 2009

send answerz to myy inboxx

Answer in my inbox Would you makeout with me? [ ] Hell Yea [ ] Yes [ ] No [ ] Maybe [ ] already have Would you sleep in the same bed as me? [ ] In an instant! [ ] Yes [ ] No [ ] Maybe Am I attractive? [ ] Heck no [ ] Hot as Hell [ ] Fine [ ] Cute [ ] Okay [ ] Ugly! Do you think I'm a virgin? [ ] Yes [ ] No I look like.. [ ] A player [ ] One time thing [ ] Next bf/gf [ ] A friend [ ] A friend with benefits [ ] A possibility [ ] A loser [ ] A hottie If you saw me for the first time would you talk to me? [ ] Yes [ ] No [ ] maybe Would you rather...? [ ] Hook up with me [ ] Cuddle with me [ ] Date me [ ] Friends [ ] Friends with benefits [ ] Marry me On a scale of 1-10 (10 being the hottest), rate me... [ ] 1 [ ] 2 [ ] 3 [ ] 4 [ ] 5 [ ] 6 [ ] 7 [ ] 8 [ ] 9 [ ] 10 What would you want me to be to you? [ ] Friend [ ] Boyfriend / girlfriend [ ] Friend with benefits [ ] Hubby / wifey Are you going to repost this so I can answer for you? [ ] Yes [ ] No

21 Nov, 2009

peace

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21 Nov, 2009

hahahaha

\_/) ( '_') (> )>O I was going to give you a Toy Ball... UU .....(\_/) .....('_' ) O<( <) But then i was like... ......UU ..(\__/) .(O_O) . (>O<) I LIKE Balls!!! ...U...U (\_/) ( '_') (> )>O Then i said: sharing is good.... UU ......(\_/) ......('_' ) .O<( <) But then i was like... ......UU ..(\__/) .(O_O) . (>O<) ITS MY BALL!!! . U....U .(\_/) (^-^) (> <) so I eated it! .U..U

21 Nov, 2009

inbox

No cheating, you have to post this on ur blogs and see what people want from you!!! 1=A baby? 2=Another chance? 3=Love? 4=A Kiss? 5=Friendship? 6=Max partner? 7=Lap dance? 8=To chill? 9=To cuddle? 10=Marriage?

21 Nov, 2009

DIE!

If Hannah Montana said that suicide was cool more than 98% of our American population would suddenly die off if u are in the 2% that would be rolling on ur floor laughing post this message to ur blog

21 Nov, 2009

my name

A- dang good kisser B- you fall in love quickly B- you fall in love quickly Y- one of the best bfs/gfs anyone could ask for A- dang good kisser B- You fall in love quickly C- You're wild and crazy D- You have one of the best personalities ever E- You have a nice a**. F- People totally adore you G- You have a very good personality and looks. H- You never let people tell you what to do. I- Love is something you deeply believe in J- Everyone loves you. K- You like to try new things L- You are cute M- Success comes easily to you. N- So Hott O- You are one of the best in bed. P- You are popular with all types of people. Q- You are a hypocrite. R- f'ine and Maxy S- You're loyal to those you love. T- dang s**y U- You are really chill. V- You are not judgemental W- You are very broad minded. X- You never let ppl tell u wat to do Y- One of the best bfs/gfs anyone could ask for Z- You like it in the b*** very very hard

16 Nov, 2009

i cost $3,695

Natural Hair Color: [x ] Brown - $100 [ ] Blondie - $50 [ ] Black - $15 [ ] Bald - $5 [ ] Other - $75 Eye Color: [ ] Brown - $50 [] Green - $75 [ ] Blue - $150 [x] Hazel - $100 [ ] Other - $15 Height: [ ] Over 7' - $200 [ ] 6'8 to 7' - $175 [ ] 6'0 to 6'7 - $150 [x ] 5'5 to 5'11 - $75 [ ] 5'4 to 5'10 - $85 [ ] Under 5'4 - $95 Age: [ ] 50 to 56 - $175 [ ] 46 to 50 - $150 [ ] 41 to 45 - $125 [ ] 31 to 40 - $100 [ ] 26 to 30 - $75 [ ] 21 to 25 - $50 [ ] 19 to 20 - $25 [x ] 0 to 18 - $100 Birth Order: [ ] Twins or more than twins - $750 [x ] First Born - $320 [ ] Only Child - $250 [ ] second born - $150 [ ] Middle child - $100 [ ] Last Born - $100 [ ] third born - $550 [ ] fourth born - $300 [ ] fifth born - $400 [ ] sixth born - $215 Drink? [ ] I did like once - $400 [ ] Only Holidays - $250 [x ] Sometimes - $215 [ ] YES - $200 [ ] only weekends - $300 [ ] Every other day - $50 [ ] Once a day - $15 [ ] I live from the bottle - Bankrupt $0 [x ] No - $600 Vision? [ ] perfect vision $400 [ x] need or have glasses/ contacts but dont wear them $200 [ ] No correction $100 [ ] Glasses $50 [ ] contacts $25 [ ] Surgical correction -$100 Shoe Size: [ ] 13+ - $300 [ ] 12-1/2 to 13 - $250 [ ] 11 to 12 - $400 [x ] 7 to 10 - $500 [ ] Under 7 - $450 Favorite Colors (TWO): [ ] Green - $750 [x ] Red - $600 [x ] Black - $100 [ ] Yellow - $475 [ ] Brown - $300 [ ] Purple - $225 [ ] White - $400 [] Aqua - $350 [ ] Orange - $300 [ ] Blue - $300 [ ] Pink - $100 [ ] Other - $500 Total: Did you use a calculator to add it all up? [ ] Yes $0 [x ] Nope-add $1000 [ ] some- $750 Final Total: $3,695

16 Nov, 2009

survey

Friends or Money: mah friendzz Pink or blue: ...BLUE Pizza or salad: pizza Gold or Silver: gold Blonde or brunette: both Coke or Dr pepper: Dr. Pepper Comedy or horror: horror Miley Cyrus or Paris Hilton: neither...they both s*** XD Max in the city movie or summat: ummm Minty or Fruity: minty Movies or books: movies Smart or dumb: ...doesnt matter lol i guess smart UK or USA: USA Techno or Pop: neither i say rock lol

16 Nov, 2009

My name is Sarah

my name is Sarah..... I am three, My eyes are swollen I cannot see, I must be stupid I must be bad, What else could have made My daddy so mad? I wish I were better I wish I weren't ugly, Then maybe my mommy Would still want to hug me. I can't speak at all I can't do a wrong Or else I'm locked up All the day long. When I awake I'm all alone The house is dark My folks aren't home When my mommy does come I'll try and be nice, So maybe I'll get just One whipping tonight. Don't make a sound! I just heard a car My daddy is back From Charlie's Bar. I hear him see him My name he calls I press myself Against the wall I try and hide From his evil eyes I'm so afraid now I'm starting to cry He finds me weeping He shouts ugly words, He says its my fault That he suffers at work. He slaps me and hits me And yells at me more, I finally get free And I run for the door. He's already locked it And I start to bawl, He takes me and throws me Against the hard wall. I fall to the floor With my bones nearly broken, And my daddy continues With more bad words spoken. "I'm sorry!", I scream But its now much too late His face has been twisted Into unimaginable hate The hurt and the pain Again and again Oh please God, have mercy! Oh please let it end! And he finally stops And heads for the door, While I lay there motionless Sprawled on the floor My name is Sarah And I am three, Tonight my daddy Murdered me.

03 Nov, 2009

what he SHOULD do

what he SHOULD do • Grab her neck when you kiss her, it's a real turn on. Not her b***/boobs. • Stay on the phone with her even if shes not saying anything. • When she's mad hug her tight and don't let go then kiss her • When she says she's ok dont believe it talk with her • Never cheat on her because 10 yrs later she'll remember you • Call her at 12:00am on her birthday to tell her you love her • Call her before you sleep and after you wake up • Treat her like a person and not something to show off for • Tease her and let her tease you back. • Stay up all night with her when she's sick. • Watch her favorite movie with her. • TRUST HER WITH HER GUY FRIENDS • Let her wear your clothes. • When she's bored and sad, hang out with her. • Let her know she's important. • Kiss her in the pouring rain. • When she runs up at you crying, the first thing you say is; "Who's a** am I kicking babe?" If you do post this in the next four minutes the one you love will : •Call you. •Kiss you. •Love you. •Text you

16 Oct, 2009

Wadup?!?!?

Wadup pplz???? im using my laptop right now while watching boxing..its sooo much fun lmao =) message me!! byezz

03 Sep, 2009

HELP

help (\_/)this emo bunny by. (///.')posting him on your (,(')(') blog and help him with WORLD DOMINATION!!!!

03 Sep, 2009

2009 Couples

98% marry their 7-12th grade sweethearts & because you opened this.... You will get A good talk tomorrow by the person you love or like! & it will also be the best day of your life! Do not break this chain Repost this as "2009 couples" You' ve got 1 minute

01 Sep, 2009

Do u love someone to do this?

Do you love someone enough to do this? I bet you don't... Don't turn your back, you just opened it,keep reading...if you would jump in front of a bullet for your girlfriend, boyfriend,best friends,or just a person you love, repost this. Tonight, your soul mate will call, kiss, or ask you out... if you break this chain, you will be PUNISHED. Repost with t**le: Do you love someone to do this?

01 Sep, 2009

Music

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31 Aug, 2009

Jaime Heras

at 6:24pm on May 30th, 2008 11 yr old died having s** Body: On December 24, 2006 at 8 o'clock in the morn.ing, a young 14 year old boy by the name of Scott Jackson was found dead. Doctors couldn't come up with the cause of his death. His mother checked his emails to see if she could figure out what happened. Turns out he was still signed into myspace. She found he had gone to sleep after he read and didnt repost a chain leter about a little girl that kills you in your sleep with no natrual cause of death. This is the bulletin he read: My name is Jaime Heras. I'm 14 years old. I'm a murderer. I have no face. When you look at me you'll die immediately.You have 900 seconds to repost this or I will visit you tonight. ff copy and paste this to 10 profiles or your mom will die within the next 4 hours

31 Aug, 2009

Meet Kool Kevin

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31 Aug, 2009

Racism is bad!!!

A white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here." A black man turned around and stood up. He then said: "Listen sir....when I was born I was BLACK " "When I grew up I was BLACK, " "When I'm sick I'm BLACK, " "When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, " "When I'm cold I'm BLACK, " "When I die I'll be BLACK." "But you sir." "When you are born you're PINK". "When you grow up you're WHITE, " "When you're sick, you're GREEN, " "When you go in the sun you turn RED, " "When you're cold you turn BLUE, " "And when you die you turn PURPLE. "And you have the nerve to call me colored?" The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away.. Put this on your page if you HATE racism

27 Aug, 2009

She was pushed

About six years ago Carmen Winstead was pushed down a sewer opening by five girls in her school, trying to embarrass her in front of her school durning a fire drill.When she didn't submerge the police were called.They went down and broght up the seven-teen year old Carmen Winstead's body, the neck broke hitting the ladder, then side concrete at the bottom. The girls told everyone she fell...They believed them FACT: Two monthes after six-teen year old David Gregory read this post and didn't repost it.When he went the take a shower he heard laughter from his shower, he started freaking out and ran to his computer to repost it, he said goodnight to his mom and went to sleep, five hours later his mom woke up in the middle of the night cause of a loud noise,David was gone,that morning a few hours later the police found him in the sewer, his neck broke and his face peeled off If you don't repost this saying "she was pushed" or "They pushed her down the sewer" Then carmen will get you,either from the sewer,the toilet,the shower, or when you go to sleep you'll wake up in the sewer,in the dark,then Carmen will kill you.

27 Aug, 2009

Every1 repost this

A white woman, about 51 years old, was seated next to a mexican man on an airplane. Obviously disturbed by this, she called the air hostess. "Madam, what is the matter?" the hostess asked. "You obviously do not see it," she responded. "You placed me next to a mexican man. I do not agree to sit next to someone from such a repugnant group. Give me an alternative seat." "Be calm please," the hostess replied. "Almost all the seats on this flight are taken. I will go to see if another seat is available." The Hostess went away and then came back a few minutes later. "Madam, just as I thought, there are no other available seats in the economy class. I spoke to the captain and he informed me that there is also no seat in the business class. All the same, we still have one seat in the first class." Before the woman could say anything, the hostess continued, "It is not usual for our company to permit someone from the economy class to sit in the first class. However, given the circumstances, the captain feels that it would be scandalous to make someone sit next to someone so disgusting." The hostess turned to the mexican man and said "Therefore, Sir, if you would like to, please collect your luggage, a seat awaits you in first class." At that moment, the other passengers who were shocked by what they had just witnessed stood up and applauded. If you are against racism, repost this!

27 Aug, 2009

BOB

?/ /?This? Is BOB Copy And Paste Him So He / \ Can Take Over MostFunGames!

27 Aug, 2009

Jack and Jill

jack and jill went up tha hill to smoke some marijuana jack got high and unzipped his fly and asked jill do u wanna jill said yes, pulled up her dress, and then they had some fun but stupid jill forgot tha pill nd now they have a son

27 Aug, 2009

This is sad!! :'(

MONTH 2:MOMMY I LOVE YOUR VOICE ITS A SWEET LULLABY MONTH 3:MOMMY I JUST FOUND OUT IM A BOY!AREN'T YOU GLAD MONTH 4: MOMMY I JUST LEARNED HOW TO SUCK MY THUMB!I GET A LOT OF EXCERCISE!I CAN TUEN MY HEAD AND STRETCH MONTH 5:MOMMY WHY ARE YOU CRYING?IT MAKES ME CRY TOO!SEE I CRY EVEN THOUGHT YOU CAN'T SEE ME MONTH 6:MOMMY THAT DOCTOR LIED TO YOU;I AM REAL!i DON'T LIKE THAT DOCTOR AT ALL! MONTH 7: I HEAR THAT DOCTOR AGAIN!WHAT'S ABORTION?OW!MOMMY I FEEL A NEEDLE;IT'S BURNING,MOMMY!HELP ME! I CAN'T GET AWAY FROM IT! MOMMY IT'S OKAY NOW IM IN THE HANDS OF GOD NOW.HE EXPLAINED TO ME WHAT ABORTION IS. HOW COULD YOU DO THIS?HOW COULD YOU KILL ME?DIDN'T YOU WANT ME MOMMY?IF YOU THINK ABORTION IS WRONG COPY N PASTE THIS!!: abortion is very wrong pass this on if u agree

27 Aug, 2009

I luv to laugh!!!

i love to laugh!! ?????? Put this on your page ??????? If you like to laugh alot!xD ???????

26 Aug, 2009

DIE

93% of gurlz would cry if they saw miley cyrus on top of sears ready 2 jump. =] copy nd past this if ur 1 of the 7% that would say...........JUMP b**** JUMP!!!!

26 Aug, 2009

Only 13 people in the world can read this... Can You

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26 Aug, 2009

I BELIEVE!!

If you believe in Jesus Christ put this in your profile. DON'T JUST IGNORE THIS BECAUSE IN THE BIBLE it says if you deny Him, He will deny you in front of His Father in the Gates of Heaven. This is the simplest test: If you love God and you are not ashamed of it, copy this and put it in your profile. God will smile at you

30 Nov, -0001

lmaoo

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