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Jun 4 2009 7:23PM
skool ended
skool ended and i can ride my skateboard again
Jun 4 2009 4:23PM
chuck norris jokes
Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.
02 Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice.
03 Chuck Norris does not hunt because the word hunting infers the probability of failure. Chuck Norris goes killing.
04 If you can see Chuck Norris, he can see you. If you can't see Chuck Norris you may be only seconds away from death.
05 Chuck Norris sold his soul to the devil for his rugged good looks and unparalleled martial arts ability. Shortly after the transaction was finalized, Chuck roundhouse kicked the devil in the face and took his soul back. The devil, who appreciates irony, couldn't stay mad and admitted he should have seen it coming. They now play poker every second Wednesday of the month.
06 When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
07 Chuck Norris built a time machine and went back in time to stop the JFK assassination. As Oswald shot, Chuck Norris met all three bullets with his beard, deflecting them. JFK's head exploded out of sheer amazement.
08 Chuck Norris has already been to Mars; that's why there are no signs of life there.
09 They once made a Chuck Norris toilet paper, but it wouldn't take **** from anybody.
10 A blind man once stepped on Chuck Norris' shoe. Chuck replied, "Don't you know who I am? I'm Chuck Norris!" The mere mention of his name cured this man blindness. Sadly the first, last, and only thing this man ever saw, was a fatal roundhouse delivered by Chuck Norris.
May 26 2009 4:23PM
Racism
A white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here." The black man turned around and stood up. He then said: "Listen sir....when I was born I was BLACK " "When I grew up I was BLACK, " "When I'm sick I'm BLACK, " "When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, " "When I'm cold I'm BLACK, " "When I die I'll be BLACK." "But you sir." "When you are born you're PINK". "When you grow up you're WHITE, " "When you're sick, you're GREEN, " "When you go in the sun you turn RED, " "When you're cold you turn BLUE, " "And when you die you turn PURPLE. "And you have the nerve to call me colored?" The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away.. Put this on your page if you HATE racism
May 24 2009 6:59PM
d.c
i went to dc and saw obama in his helicoper
May 16 2009 9:29PM
ungrounded
i just got ungrounded yesterday YAY
May 13 2009 4:56PM
wierd
yesterday i couldnt go on cause the web kept saying that "oops, this link appears to be broken" so...uhh... wierd
May 13 2009 4:54PM
not broken
yay i just found out that if i broke my wrist it would take a lot longer to heal so i guess that it is just sprained. XD
May 11 2009 9:05PM
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May 11 2009 5:31PM
im so bored
im so bored cause i have a broken thumb on my right hand and a broken wrist on my left and my dad banned me from my sk8board cause thats how i broke my wrist after doing a double kickflip off of a gutter. =-(
May 10 2009 1:29PM
broken arm
yesterday i was taking all of my cousins to the park and i was on my skateboard, i hit a rock on the street and i fell and broke my arm. that all happened yesterday and i still dont have a cast or brace so my arm hurts pretty badly. Oh, and my dad banned me from my sk8board untill the end of the school year. )=

 

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