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Member Since: 03/29/2009
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Clearly, i like torres hate man utd love liverpool and thats it
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Aug 20 2009 5:54AM
Read thiS!
F = damn youre ugly
D = your parents must be heated
C- = You're just someone I don't want to talk to, okay?
C = You're okay looking, but u need work...
C+ = You're just average
B- = Your kinda cute and ur cool i guess
B = You're cute. And you're a pretty interesting person.
B+ = Pretty damn attractive. I'd hit that.
A- = You're extremely attractive, and you're awesome.
A = DAMN YOUR SEXXXAY!!
A+ = Gorgeous... will u go out with me
A++=SO HOTT will you marry me
A+++=TAKE ME NOW ON THE TABLE AND #@*& ME AND DON'T STOP
YOU ARE afraid of what people think of YOU if you don't post this!!!!!
Aug 20 2009 5:53AM
HOW TO KISS AT SCHOOL
HOW TO KISS AT SCHOOL

HOW TO KISS AT SCHOOLWELL FIRST LOOK DOWN.BECAUSE U OPENED THIS U WILL GET KISSED ON FRIDAY BY A PERSON THAT THINKS.UR CUTE.UR PRETTY.or by someone that you like.AND TOMMOROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE.DO NOT BREAK THIS CHAIN!!!BREAK IT AND YOU WILL HAVE RELATIONSHIP PROBLEMS FOR THE NEXT TEN YEARS!!!"REPOXST SAYING "HOW TO KISS AT SCHOOL
Aug 15 2009 7:27AM
SEE IF UR MIDDLE NAME IS ON THE LIST!
Say this slowly. Jesus. I. love. you. and. I. need. you.
Repost this within 5 minutes and title it: "SEE IF YOUR MIDDLE NAME IS ON THE LIST"
A miracle will happen tonight. P.S.Please Do not ignore ...God works in mysterious ways
Aug 15 2009 7:24AM
READ THIS!
I WANT YOUR #

I DNT CARE WHO U R!

NAME:

Cell #:

TEXT MESSAGING(YES OR NO):

PIX MESSAGING(YES OR NO).

FREAKY{YES OR NO}:


I DARE YOU TO COPY AND PASTE DiS

& SEE HOW MANY #'S U GET
Aug 15 2009 7:23AM
I Believe :D
If you believe in Jesus Christ put this in your profile. DON'T JUST IGNORE THIS BECAUSE IN THE BIBLE it says if you deny Him, He will deny you in front of His Father in the Gates of Heaven. This is the simplest test: If you love God and you are not ashamed of it, copy this and put it in your profile. God will smile at you
Aug 13 2009 7:17AM
NO CHEATING!
you must read all the way through! NO CHEATING! (itz worth it ) mom calls the husband a 'bastard' and then the dad calls the wife a "biitches" and billy goes to his mom and says "mom what's a biitches and a bastard?" and the mom says "well, a biitch is a lady and a bastard is a gentlemen" and then later billy goes outside and listens to his neighbors, and hears "Put your penis in my vagina!" So Billy goes to his mom and says "mom whats a penis and vagina?" His moms says "Well Billy, a penis is a hat and a vagina is a coat" and then later billy sees his dad shaving and cuts himself and says "shiit" and billy said "Dad, whats shiit" And then his dad says "Well billy, shiit is a type of Shaving cream " and then billy goes to see his mom cutting the turkey and his mom cuts her finger and says fuuckk" and then billy says to his mom "Mom whats fuuckk?" "Well billy fuuckk is a way of cutting the turkey" and Then later the guests arrive and billy goes to them and says "Hello biitches and bastards, may i take your penis's and vaginas, my dad's upstairs wiping shiiit off his face, and my mom is in the kitchen fuuckkng the Turkey" Post This... 1 hour- You'll be single for the next year :[ 20 min - Your crush will kiss you 15min - Your crush will tongue you 5-10 min - Your crush will ask you out under 2 min - You will stay with your crush foreve
Jul 25 2009 2:22PM
Rascism ( or whatever its spelled) SUCKS!
A white woman, about 51 years old, was seated next to a mexican man on an airplane. Obviously disturbed by this, she called the air hostess. "Madam, what is the matter?" the hostess asked.
"You obviously do not see it," she responded. "You placed me next to a mexican man. I do not agree to sit next to someone from such a repugnant group. Give me an alternative seat."
"Be calm please," the hostess replied. "Almost all the seats on this flight are taken. I will go to see if another seat is available." The Hostess went away and then came back a few minutes later. "Madam, just as I thought, there are no other available seats in the economy class. I spoke to the captain and he informed me that there is also no seat in the business class. All the same, we still have one seat in the first class." Before the woman could say anything, the hostess continued, "It is not usual for our company to permit someone from the economy class to sit in the first class. However, given the circumstances, the captain feels that it would be scandalous to make someone sit next to someone so disgusting." The hostess turned to the mexican man and said "Therefore, Sir, if you would like to, please collect your luggage, a seat awaits you in first class." At that moment, the other passengers who were shocked by what they had just witnessed stood up and applauded.

If you are against racism, repost this
Jul 25 2009 2:21PM
Only 20 people in the world can read this. Can You?
Cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid, aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it dseno't mtaetr in waht oerdr the ltteres in a wrod are, the olny iproamtnt tihng is taht the frsit and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it whotuit a pboerlm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Azanmig huh? yaeh and I awlyas tghuhot slpeling was ipmorantt!if you can raed tihs rpsoet it. OLNY RSEPOT IF YOU CAN RAED TIHS. CNAHGE THE NMUEBR AT TOP TGOHUH, ? "ONLY __ PEOPLE IN THE WORLD CAN READ THIS...CAN YOU" Go up a nmuber if you can raed it...lte's see how hgih we cna get
Jul 25 2009 2:19PM
read this
Hi Im Mathew Forks And I Got Murdered By My Dad. Repost This In 5 Mins Or At 5:00 am
I Will Drown You In The River My Dad Drownded Me in.
If You Repost This, You Will Get The Love Of Your Life And Kiss Him/Her On The Nearest Thursday
Apr 3 2009 8:18AM
...
Girls: If you want to hold his hand, gently bump into it a couple of times. Guys: Grab it if it happens more than once.

Cuddling;; Girls: When you want to cuddle with him, tell him you're cold. Guys: Automatically move closer to her.

Movies;; Girls: During a movie, if he puts his arm around you. tilt your head on his shoulder. Guys: Lift her chin up and kiss her. Loving each other;; Guys: When she tells you she loves you look deep into her eyes. give her a peck on the lips and tell her you love her too... And mean it.

Laying below the stars;; Girls: When you're both laying under the stars put your head on his chest and close your eyes as you listen to his steady heart beat. Guys: Whisper in her ear and link your hands with hers. Now make a wish about something you would like to happen Between you and your crush....

-Now copy and repost this; if By 12 am tonight your one true love will realize how much they want you. If you don't repost this, you will have bad luck for your entire life!!!

 

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