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Member Since: 12/26/2007
Last Login: 09/03/2009
Profile Views: 3932
Age:
25
Gender:
Male
Location:
Hellko Nevada, United States
About Me:
Warning!! Me And This Page Have Adult Content,language and Thems!!
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Website:
E-mail me stone69@ymail.com

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Mar 8 2008 12:08AM
M J JOKE
What do Micheal Jackson and sushi have in common?


They both come on little white crackers----Why does Michael Jackson wear a pair of boys underwear on his arm?
Its a patch. Hes trying to quit
Mar 8 2008 12:01AM
Poem
hickory ****ory dock,
the b**** was sucking my cock,
the clock struck two,
i emptied my goo,
and dumped her at the end of the block.
Mar 7 2008 11:55PM
joke
See if you can do this:

Read each line aloud: -------


This is this cat -

This is is cat =

This is how cat -

This is to cat -

This is keep cat -

This is a cat -

This is dumbass cat -

This is busy cat -

This is for cat -

This is forty cat -

This is seconds cat -


Now go back and read the THIRD word in each line from the top... I bet you can't resist passing it on!
Mar 7 2008 11:42PM
i put a bunch of jokes together and made this
This guy walks into a bar and two steps in, he realizes it's a gay bar. "But what the heck," he says, "I really want a drink."

When the gay waiter approaches, he says to the customer, "What's the name of your penis?"

The customer says, "Look, I'm not into any of that. All I want is a drink."

The gay waiter says, "I'm sorry but I can't serve you until you tell me the name of your penis. Mine for instance is called 'Nike,' for the slogan, 'Just Do It.' That guy down at the end of the bar calls his 'Snickers,' because 'It really Satisfies."

The customer looks dumbfounded so the bartender tells him he will give him a second to think it over. The customer asks the man sitting to his left, who is sipping on a beer, "Hey bud, what's the name of your penis?"

The man looks back and says with a smile, "TIMEX."

The thirsty customer asks, "Why Timex?"

The fella proudly replies, "Cause it takes a lickin' and keeps on tickin!"

A little shaken, the customer turns to the fella on his right, who is sipping a fruity Margarita and says, "So, what do you call your penis?"

The man turns to him and proudly exclaims, "FORD, because 'Quality is Job 1.' " Then he adds, "Have you driven a Ford, lately?"

Even more shaken, the customer has to think for a moment before he comes up with a name for his penis. Finally, he turns to the bartender and exclaims, "The name of my penis is 'Secret.' Now give me my beer."

The bartender begins to pour the customer a beer, but with a puzzled look asks, "Why secret?"

The customer says, "Because it's STRONG ENOUGH FOR A MAN, BUT MADE FOR A WOMAN!"
Mar 7 2008 11:34PM
joke
What does one fag say to another fag going on vacation?
Can I help you pack your ****? How do you know if you're at a gay picnic?
The hotdogs taste like ****! What's the first symptom of AIDS?
A sharp, stabbing pain in your rectum.
Mar 7 2008 11:25PM
Joke !!
Two prostitutes were riding around town with a sign on top of their car which
said: "TWO PROSTITUTES -- $50.00."

A policeman, seeing the sign, stopped them and told them they'd either have to
remove the sign or go to jail.

Just at that time, another car passed with a sign saying, "JESUS SAVES."

One of the girls asked the cop, "How come you don't stop them?!"

"Well, that's a little different," the cop smiled. "Their sign pertains to
religion."

So the two ladies of the night frowned as they took their sign
down and drove off.

The following day found the same cop in the area when he noticed the two
ladies driving around with a large sign on their car again. Figuring he had an
easy arrest, he began to catch up with them when he noticed the new sign which
now read:

"TWO ANGELS SEEKING PETER -- $50.00."
Dec 31 2007 12:31AM
Things that piss me off!!!!!!!!!!
When a cop pulls you over and then asks if you know how fast you were going? You should know asshole, you ****ing pulled me over.
Dec 31 2007 12:29AM
Things that piss me off!!!!
When you are waiting for the bus and someone ask you "Did the bus come yet?" If the ****ing bus came I would not be standing here asshole!
Dec 31 2007 12:28AM
Things that piss me off!!!!!
When people ask "Can I BORROW a piece of paper?" Sure, but please don't return the favor! It's on ****ing piece of paper!
Dec 31 2007 12:28AM
Things that piss me off!!!!!!
When people say "Life is short." What the ****?? Life is the longest damn thing anyone ever ****ing does!! What? Are they going to ****ing do something that's longer?

 

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sk8r_chick_08
Jun 26 2008 5:12AM

HEY BUDDY LONG TIME NO SPEEK!!!! message me if u want when ur i missed yah-loves yah
sk8r_chick_08
Jun 26 2008 5:12AM

HEY BUDDY LONG TIME NO SPEEK!!!! message me if u want when ur i missed yah-loves yah
hihi
Mar 10 2008 6:30PM

wht stupidness it block it with stars soooo stupid
hihi
Mar 10 2008 5:24PM

do u like 2 say **** on my page????? gglx
hihi
Mar 10 2008 5:48AM

gglx thats even more mean gglx
hihi
Mar 8 2008 9:56PM

thats not nice tis tis
hihi
Mar 8 2008 9:52PM

wht?!?!
hihi
Mar 8 2008 1:06AM

its 1am and im still awake but ready 2 go 2 sleep gglx
hihi
Mar 7 2008 11:09PM

im sooo tired!! gglx
hihi
Mar 7 2008 11:02PM

wht?!?!?!
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