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Member Since: 11/10/2008
Last Login: 11/12/2011
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Sassy Classy & beautiful Thank u
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Apr 18 2010 5:59PM
Mia2shoes
Use the first letter of your first name to determine your NEW first name:

a = stinky
b = lumpy
c = buttercup
d = gidget
e = crusty
f = greasy
g = fluffy
h = cheeseball
i = chim-chim
j = poopsie
k = flunky
l = booger
m = pinky
n = zippy
o = goober
p = doofus
q = slimy
r = loopy
s = snotty
t = falafel
u = dorkey
v = squeezit
w = oprah
x = skipper
y = dinky
z = zsa-zsa

Use the first letter of your last name to determine the first half of your NEW last name:

a = diaper
b = toilet
c = giggle
d = bubble
e = girdle
f = barf
g = lizard
h = waffle
i = cootie
j = monkey
k = potty
l = liver
m = banana
n = rhino
o = burger
p = hampster
q = toad
r = gizzard
s = pizza
t = gerbil
u = chicken
v = pickle
w = chuckle
x = tofu
y = gorilla
z = stinker

Use the last letter of your last name to determine the second half of your NEW last name:

a = head
b = mouth
c = face
d = nose
e = tush
f = breath
g = pants
h = shorts
i = lips
j = honker
k = butt
l = brain
m = tushie
n = chunks
o = hiney
p = biscuits
q = toes
r = buns
s = fanny
t = sniffer
u = sprinkles
v = kisser
w = squirt
x = humperdinck
y = brains
z = juice

Hey I hope this made ya laugh! It’s also really funny if you check out what some of your friends names would be! Just be glad The Evil Professor Poopypants hasnt taken over!!!

Now when you forward this..use your new name as the “title of the
Jan 13 2010 6:21PM
keshia cole shouldve cheated
First of all let me say
You can't accuse me of all the things
you know that you are guilty of
And I see that it is easy for you to blame
everything on me
If that's the case I should go have my fun
and do all the things you say I do
Boy I can't continue to take this from you



I might as well have CHEATED you
As much as you accused me of cheating
I might as well have lied to you
As much as you accused me of lying
I might as well have gone to the club
As much as you accused me of clubbin'
I might as well have threw away my love
As much as you accused me
I should have cheated



You say I was out with somebody else
When my girl told me she saw you with some girl
(Some girl)
But I didn't accuse you of something that I didn't see myself
I Realize that I wouldn't never do anything to disrespect you
Trust me, you gotta stop accusing me



Don't you know I wish I knew
that you would treat me this way
If you don't promise me
that you've changed your ways I'm leaving today
And I ain't coming back
And you made it like that
Was unfair to me
All this jealousy
I'm your everything
What will you do without me?
Why you trippin'?



I should have lied
I should have cheated
Maybe I should have went out to the club
Or maybe I ... should have done it
Should have given away all my love
Or maybe I ... I should have played you
Cause you don't appreciate me, no
And I tried to stay down with you
But you're making it hard for me

As much as you accused me of cheatin'
I should have cheated
As much as you accused me of lying
As much as you accused me of clubbin'
(I love you)
As much as you accused me of cheatin'
I should have cheated
Jan 13 2010 6:20PM
Letoya lucket not anymore
This is dedicated to
This, This, This is dedicated to
Mmmmmm, well if your feeling like Im feeling, then this is dedicated to you

Verse 1:
Well, Ive been the super girlfriend
Let you think that nothing bothered me
Like when you go out with your friends
And people bring me back the stories
The stories bout them other girls
Bout this one, and that one, and those three
So when I ask a simple question (Where were you last night?)
You wanna yell and scream and try to flip it on me

Bridge:
No, No, Noooo (No, No)
Is anybody else just fed up?
If you heard it all befoe, foe, foe (foe, foe)
Then right where you are just get up

Chorus (2X):
Somebody say, I dont want it anymore
I dont want it anymore
Somebody say, I dont want it anymore
I dont want it anymore
Cause Ive dried my eyes and I realized
I deserve somebody thatll treat me right
Somebody say, I dont want it anymore
I dont want it anymore
Somebody say, I dont want it anymore
I dont want it anymore
Because I know my worth so you can keep
That drama, I dont want it anymore
Ooooh, oh, oh oh, not anymore

Verse 2:
Mmmmm, no more settling for less
Im looking for that kind of man
Thats gonna give his best, cause Im giving my best
A man that wants to cherish this
And knows exactly how to woo me
Not some silly little boy
Who wants my goodies cause he took me to the movies

Bridge:
No, No, Noooo (No, No)
Is anybody else just fed up?
If you heard it all befoe, foe, foe (foe, foe)
Not Anymore lyrics on
Then right where you are just get up

Chorus (2X):
Somebody say, I dont want it anymore
I dont want it anymore
Somebody say, I dont want it anymore
I dont want it anymore
Cause Ive dried my eyes and I realized
I deserve somebody thatll treat me right
Somebody say, I dont want it anymore
I dont want it anymore
Somebody say, I dont want it anymore
I dont want it anymore
Because I know my worth so you can keep
That
Dec 5 2009 9:39PM
B-Dayz
wats the month yu were born in
1(Jan) - I stabbed
2 (Feb- I Robbed
3 (Mar) - I Smoked
4 (April)- I shot
5 (May) - I kissed
6 (June) -I ran shirtless with
7 (July) - I hugged X
8 (Aug) - I jumped with
9 (Sept)- i slapped
10 (Oct)- I banged
11 (Nov) - I killed
12 (Dec) - I ran naked with


Pick the day (number) you were born on

01 -my x boyfriend
02 - a tooth brush
03 - a mexican
04 - a homeless guy

05 - Barney The Dinosaur
06 - a teletubby
07 - the one that i love
08 - a whore
09 - a bowl of cereal X
10 - a gangsta
11 - my boyfriend
12 - a hottie X
13 -cocaine addict
14 - condom
15 - my "boo"
16 - a ninja
17 - my crush
18 - a sexy B0Y
19 - an Easter egg
20 - a snowman
21 - a spatula
22 - cookie monster
23 - A Hot Girl
24 - yo momma
25 - Paris Hilton
26 - a pimp
27 - a mop
28 - the Trojan man
29 - my hoe
30 - my ex-boyfriend
31 - a bag of weed


Pick the color of shirt you are wearing:

White - because im sexy like that X
yellow/black - because i love weed
Pink - because i love to party
Turquoise - because i like to snort cocaine
Polka Dots - because I am a tranny
Graphic - because I'm gay
Grey - because I have amazing boobs.
Other - because I'm retarded
Green - because i like shoelaces
Orange - because i am a Mexican
Red - because I am crazy like that
Blue - because that bum stole my taco
Tye dye - because Im a ****ing scuba diver
Purple - because the gummy bears raped me
Striped - Because I am an Italian
none- because im a sexy beast
Aug 31 2009 7:04PM
Hey
hey yall i love hannah montana miley cyrus she is the number one fan i go crazy when people say i like her more i act a dokey but hannah montana is my number one fan

 

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babyanna9
Sep 1 2009 5:04PM

ME AND HER #1 FAN MILEY!
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Jan 3 2009 6:02PM

h3y jus dropin by sum luv(no homo) show sum b@c
Rosie123
Nov 17 2008 8:01PM

Hey wat up gurl how u been?
Rosie123
Nov 17 2008 8:01PM

Hey wat up gurl how u been?
Rosie123
Nov 17 2008 8:01PM

Hey wat up gurl how u been?
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Nov 16 2008 9:32PM

HEY LIL SIS IM JUST STOPPIN BY TO SHOW YOUR PAGE SOME FAMOUS LOVE

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