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Jul 31 2010 12:40AM
read if u dare!!!!!
DONT READ THIS. YOU WILL BE KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BY
THE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE.TOMMOROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. NOW
YOU'VE STARTED READING THIS. DON'T STOP. THIS IS SO FREAKY.
1. say your name ten times.
2. say your mom's name five times. ... See More... See More... See More... See More... See More... See More... See More... See More... See More... See More... See More... See More... See More... See More... See More... See More... See More... See More... See More... See More... See more... See More... See More... See More... See More... See More... See More... See More... See More... See More... See More... See More... See more... See more... See more... See more... See more... See More... See more... See more... See More... See More... See More... See More... See More... See More... See More... See More... See More... See More... See More... See More... See More... See More... See More... See More... See More... See More... See More... See More... See More... See More... See More... See more... See More... See More... See More... See More... See More... See more... See more... See more... See More... See More... See More... See More... See More... See More... See More... See More... See More... See More... See More
3. say your crushes three times
4. paste this to four other groups.
If you do this, your crush will kiss you on the nearest Friday.
But if you read this and do not paste this, then you
will have very bad luck.
SEND THIS TO 5 GROUPS IN 143 MINUTES. WHEN
YOU'RE DONE PRESS F6 AND YOUR CRUSH'S NAME WILL APPEAR IN BIG LETTERS
ON THE SCREEN. THIS IS SO FREAKY BECAUSE IT ACTUALLY WORKS
Jul 8 2010 2:41AM
girls first time
It's your first time. As you lie back your muscles tighten. You put him off for a while searching for an excuse, but he refuses to be swayed as he approaches you. He asks if you're afraid and you shake your head bravely. He has had more experience, but it's the first time his finger has found the right place. He probes deeply and you shiver; your body tenses; but he's gentle like he promised he'd be. He looks deeply within your eyes and tells you to trust him- he's done this many times before. His cool smile relaxes you and you open wider to give him more room for an easy entrance. You begin to plead and beg him to hurry, but he slowly takes his time, wanting to cause you as little pain as possible. As he presses closer, going deeper, you feel the tissue give way, pain surges throughout your body and you feel the slight trickle of blood as he continues. He looks at you concerned and asks you if it's too painful. Your eyes are filled with tears but you shake your head and nod for him to go on. He begins going in and out with skill but you are now too numb to feel him within you. After a few moments, you feel something bursting within you and he pulls it out of you, you lay panting, glad to have it over. He looks at you and smiling warmly, tells you, with a chuckle, that you have been his most stubborn yet most rewarding experience. You smile and thank your dentist. After all, it was your first time to have a tooth pulled. . .. ... .. . .. ... .. . .. ... .. . What were you THINKING?! NAUGHTY!! . .. ... .. . .. ... .. . .. ... .. . U BIG FREAKKK!!!!! I know what you were thinking! ! YOU MUST REPOST THIS WITH THE TITLE "A GURLZ 1ST TIME" AND YOUR DEEPEST DESIRES WILL COME TRUE, BUT... IF YOU DONT----------- YOU WILL LOSE SOMEONE YOU LOVE DEEPLY•
Jul 8 2010 2:28AM
female comebacks
Man: Where have you been all my life? Woman: Hiding from you. Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before? Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore. Man: Is this seat empty? Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down. Man: Your place or mine? Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine. Man: So, what do you do for a living? Woman: I'm a female impersonator. Man: Hey baby, what's your sign? Woman: Do not enter. Man: Your body is like a temple. Woman: Sorry, there are no services today. Man: I would go to the end of the world for you. Woman: But would you stay there? Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy. Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing. Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put u and i together Woman: Really, I'd put f and u together if you repost this you will get a phone call 37 minutes after you repost this.... If you don't resend this then your love life will be [[doomed]] for eternity. DAMES REPOST THIS AS "female comebacks" DUDES REPOST THIS AS "don't let this happen..."
Apr 2 2010 9:28PM
poem
Some say the world will end in fire; Some say in ice. From what I've tasted of desire I hold with those who favor fire. But if it had to perish twice, I think I know enough of hate To know that for destruction ice Is also great And would suffice.
-Robert Frost
Apr 2 2010 9:11PM
PPL of this site!!!
call me VAMPIRE PRINCESS!
Apr 2 2010 8:50PM
if u luv Nightworld books
Talk 2 me!!
Nov 20 2009 5:14PM
:( :)
im bak i miss calvary mnt
Nov 15 2009 10:10PM
wtf
"You know," says the cop, "I was originally pulling you over to tell you your taillight is out. Why the hell did you take off like that?"

"Last week my wife ran off with a cop," the man said, "and I was afraid you were trying to give her back."
Nov 11 2009 6:42PM
how 2 kiss @ school
HOW TO KISS AT SCHOOL. WELL FIRST LOOK DOWN.BECAUSE U OPENED THIS U WILL GET KISSED ON FRIDAY BY A PERSON THAT THINKS,UR CUTE,UR PRETTY,or by someone that you like.AND TOMMOROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE.DO NOT BREAK THIS CHAIN!!!BREAK IT AND YOU WILL HAVE RELATIONSHIP PROBLEMS FOR THE NEXT TEN YEARS!!!"REPOST SAYING "HOW TO KISS AT SCHOOL
Nov 11 2009 12:04AM
im not here next week
mi class is goen on a 4 day camping trip c u Friday!!!!!!

 

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PokemonMaster
Aug 15 2010 7:01PM

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jalen dillard
Aug 12 2010 3:37AM

On December 24, 2006 at 8 o'clock in the morn.ing, a young 14 year old boy by the name of Scott Jackson was found dead. Doctors couldn't come up with the cause of his death. His mother checked his emails to see if she could figure out what happened. Turns out he was still signed into myspace. She found he had gone to sleep after he read and didnt repost a chain leter about a little girl that kills you in your sleep with no natrual cause of death. This is the bulletin he read: My name is Jaime Heras. I'm 14 years old. I'm a murderer. I have no face. When you look at me you'll die immediately.You have 900 seconds to repost this or I will visit you tonight. ff copy and paste this to 10 profiles or your mom will die within the next 4 hours
Shadowofday13
Jun 23 2010 9:51AM

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pokemonmaster512
Nov 18 2009 10:33PM

theCAT THING IS AWSOME
Ropeburner
Nov 16 2009 7:04AM

wats up? hows it goin?
kadun
Nov 10 2009 2:17AM

i gives ur page love 2
Lil'g$
Oct 19 2009 9:04PM

plz help me
olivia12536
Oct 10 2009 6:26PM

to all her haters+ Scottie
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Ignore the other 1
jpa_73
Oct 7 2009 9:03PM

megaman rocks
Sonicfandude
Sep 3 2009 1:47PM

2009 COUPLES

98% marry their 7-12th grade sweethearts
& because you opened this.... You will get
A good talk tomorrow by the person you love or like!
& it will also be the best day of your life!
Do not break this chain
Repost this as "2009 couples"
You' ve got 1 minute
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