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Aug 9 2009 8:56PM
╔╗╔═╦╗ Put this on your page
║╚╣║║╚╗ If you like to laugh alot!xD
Aug 9 2009 8:49PM
10 Things To Do In An Elevator
1.Drop a pen and wait until someone goes to pick it up,then scream,"That's mine!"
2.Leave a box in the corner and when someone gets on,ask them if they can hear ticking.
3.When there's only one other person in the elevator,tap them on the shoulder and then pretend it wasnt you.
4.Ask,"Did you feel that?"
5.Call out "Group Hug",then enforce it.
6.Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering,"Shut up all of you,just shut up!"
7.Crack open your briefcase or purse and while peering inside,ask "Got enough air in there?"
8.Stare at another passenger for awhile,then announce in horror,"Your one of THEM!"
9.Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button.
10.Call the Psychic Hotline from your cell phone and ask if they know what floor your on
Aug 5 2009 10:51AM
Music Rocks!!!
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╚══╝ post this if you love music !
Jul 27 2009 1:15AM
What Does Your Name Stand For?!?!?!?!?
It Really Works!!!!!!

My Name Stands For...

M- Success comes easily to you.
A- You always want some action
T- You have an attitude, a big one.
T- You have an attitude, a big one.
H- You have very good personality and looks.
E- You are popular with all types of people.
W- You are very broad minded.

A- You always want some action
B- You are always cautious when it comes to meeting new people.
C- You definitely have a partier side in you.
D- You're Super cool.
E- You are popular with all types of people.
F- Fantasic chracteristics you brighten the room of everywhere you go.
G- You always want some action
H- You have very good personality and looks.
I- Love is something you deeply believe in.
J- Everyone loves you.
K- You like to try new things.
L- You are always smiling and making others smile.
M- Success comes easily to you.
N- You can be very "fun" bed
O- You love foreplay.
P- You are very friendly and understanding.
Q- You are a hypocrite.
R- You are social.
S- People think you are so sexy, especially your bf/gf
T- You have an attitude, a big one.
U- You usely r hella tight.
V- You are not judgemental.
W- You are very broad minded.
X- You never let people tell you what to do.
Y- You always make every experience Great.
Z- You have trouble trusting people.
Jul 27 2009 12:57AM
16 Things To Do In Wal-Mart
1. Get 24 boxes of open soda and randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking.

2. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.

3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.

4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone,
" 'Code 3' in housewares".... and see what happens.

5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.

6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.

7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.

8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask, "Why can't you people just leave me alone?"

9. Look right into the security camera; & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.

10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are.

11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.

12. In the auto department, practice your "Cool look".

13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through, say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"

14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream..
"NO! NO! It's those voices again!!!!"

15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while; and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!

16. Get several bouncy balls and throw them down an aisle shouting "Pikachu, come on out!"


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