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Member Since: 11/15/2009
Last Login: 09/30/2012
Profile Views: 4578
Age:
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Gender:
Male
Location:
I'm just here, United States
About Me:
I'm Maxx... O_o l play guitar... Uhm... I eat a lot of food... Nyeh... I'm also very tired at the moment...
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Website:
http://www.youtube.com/user/SlippingSanity?feature=mhee

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May 12 2012 5:11PM
100th Blog
Dis is my 100th blog. Yay...
May 11 2012 10:15PM
So what?
So what if I wear makeup? I'm proud of it! I'm daring to step out of the boundaries of 'proper being' in this country.
May 11 2012 10:08PM
Parent Language
I promise: Wont happen
Maybe: Wont happen
Probably: Might happen
Because I said so: They don't have a real answer
Yes: Might happen, but then again they won't
No: Because we don't wanna do anything
May 11 2012 9:52PM
RUN BABY RUN!
RUN BABY RUN!
DON'T EVER LOOK BACK!
THEY'LL TEAR US APART, IF, YOU GIVE THEM THE CHANCE!
May 9 2012 11:44AM
Little Bump On My Head
Little bump on my head,
Why do you hurt me when I go to bed?
I haven't done anything wrong.
Is it because I stayed in that fight too long?

Little bump on my head,
Why do you hurt me when rub my head?
Do you think I deserve the pain?
Or do I just annoy you?

Little random bump on my head,
I got you because I bottle hit my head.
A glass bottle, across the back of my head.
At least the shards didn't stay in :P

Now, at last, this poem has it's end.
Maybe you will go away, little bump on my head.
May 9 2012 11:32AM
Skype
Anybody wanna Skype me? I'm bored as hell...
Dec 21 2011 5:26PM
AWKWARD!
Awkward is the word I use to describe a lot of moments... But the most recent one I think fits it the most. My Ex and I were talking and somehow she got her hand onto my leg, I stared at it for like five seconds then picked her hand up by her finger and put it onto her leg. Another two minutes and i find it yet again on my leg, and I do the same thing. Next thing I know she's sitting on my lap facing me staring at me... So I just sat there and said "Okay you do know I'm dating somebody right?" She said "Yea... I know..." and kept looking at me. So I tilted my head a bit and asked "So why are you sitting on my lap?" She said "What I can't sit on my bestie's lap?" And I just looked at her weirdly... It's just strange how some girls that you date still act as if your dating after you break up... I talked to her after and she said that she just wanted to have a little fun with me. Eh... Girls confuzzle me sometimes... But in the end... They somehow become as simple as the words on a piece of paper: Easy to understand, and no drama or catches...
Dec 6 2011 7:42PM
Years of Stages
I've been EMO for a whole 5 years... Yea I don't think it's a stage.
Dec 5 2011 9:09PM
Total Bull ****
Why in the **** would you yell at your own son telling them that they don't belong in the ****ing family?! WHY?! My god... And also why the hell do they let teachers consistently bash you all the time? I mean really. I wear lipstick, eyeliner, eyeshadow, maskera, and I paint my nails. SO ****ING WHAT?! Society isn't going to change... ever. Top notch bastards like that pick the **** out of other kids because their not afraid to express who they are. To make fun of that is total **** and those people who do need to pay for it. **** them, **** the world. I know that all the Emo's out there agree. Why do we have to put up with THEIR **** when we didn't do **** to them? Why do we have to GET CONSTANTLY BASHED BY OTHER KIDS AND TEACHERS when we did no wrong? Why are we CONSIDERED NOTHING to the rest of the wold? Answer that for me you stereo typical bastards.
Dec 4 2011 5:01PM
It's not that I don't like you...
Here's what I had to say to one of my really close friends:
Me: Hey!
Her: Hey... Maxx... I need to ask you something.
Me: Yea? What is it?
Her: I was just wondering... Hehe, you know how ur single?
Me: Yea...
Her: Well, would you like to go out wiff me?
Me: _ _ _ _, I'd love to, but I don't want to ruin our friendship.
Her: :( What do you mean?
Me: Well, the thing is we've been friends for basically our whole lives, and hell yea I'd date you in a heartbeat. But then there's always that chance that one of us will do something that will screw the whole relationship up and we end up hating each other for a long time.
Her: I promise I won't do anything to get you mad.
Me: I'm sorry, no. Because then there will always be me. It's not that I don't like you... It's that I love you too much.
Her: Y... You love me?
Me: Yes I do _ _ _ _... I've loved you ever since 5th grade.
Her: :') So... you love me?
Me: Yes I do... Like family.
Her: But... Do you think we'd ever have a chance in the future?
Me: Of course...

What made that worse is because that was ALL IN PERSON.

 

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Jan 28 2012 9:08PM

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Dec 1 2011 7:08PM

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BABE GIRL
Jun 10 2010 3:29PM

Hey Wats Up How Yuh Doing
the pricess
Nov 27 2009 7:05PM

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Nov 19 2009 7:50PM

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Nov 16 2009 9:27PM

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