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Member Since: 12/19/2009
Last Login: 01/31/2010
Profile Views: 1726
Age:
21
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Male
Location:
United States
About Me:
i am short and funney my eyes are two diffrent colors on one the other is the color on top of the left eye im cute and single I AM EMO and i write songs ull have to ask to hear a song maybe even help finish it. oh and im SINGLE but not for long ;)
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Feb 3 2010 6:14PM
who wants my number
if u want my # just ask ill give it to u
Jan 31 2010 2:45AM
hi
im baaaaaack
Jan 4 2010 7:46PM
ONLY CHANCE
1 question
1 chance.
1 honest answer.
Thats all you get.
You get to ask me 1 question per person . (TO MY INBOX)
Any question, anything, no matter how crazy, dirty, or wrong it is.
No catch.
Jan 4 2010 7:20PM
its me his lil bro
hey im emo and i also got the eyes i am just like my big bro so message me if u want me to write a song
Jan 2 2010 8:00PM
hi guys im leaving
my little bro will take this from here dont woory he is just like me oh and he wrote that song
Dec 31 2009 10:10AM
jimmey and his magical giraffe is lol
he can ****en **** BiGmAcS
Dec 29 2009 9:04PM
2009 couples
98% marry their 7-12th grade sweethearts
& because you opened this.... You will get
A good talk tomorrow by the person you love or like!
& it will also be the best day of your life!
Do not break this chain
Repost this as "2009 couples"
You' ve got 1 minute
doesnt work
Dec 28 2009 3:26PM
brown eyes
Either sexy as hell or are adorable. Loves to make new friends.Their relationships tends to be very honest because if they aren't truly in love Then the relationship won't work.They fall easily for their best friends. Will do anything for that special person. Kind and polite. Enjoy being with their guy/girl.Loves to party.Can please the one they care for or love.The best ones at sex.is NOT THE PERSON YOU WANT TO PISS OFF WILL KNOCK YOU OUT!!!Amazing kisser. Report this if you have brown eyes and you will find the one that you are looking formaybe me if ur a girl
Dec 27 2009 6:37PM
grade me !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
F = damn youre ugly
D = your parents must be heated
C- = You're just someone I don't want to talk to, okay?
C = You're okay looking, but u need work...
C+ = You're just average
B- = Your kinda cute and ur cool i guess
B = You're cute. And you're a pretty interesting person.
B+ = Pretty damn attractive. I'd hit that.
A- = You're extremely attractive, and you're awesome.
A = DAMN YOUR SEXXXAY!!
A+ = Gorgeous... will u go out with me
A++=SO HOTT will you marry me
A+++=TAKE ME NOW ON THE TABLE AND **** ME AND DON'T STOP
YOU ARE afraid of what people think of YOU if you don't post this!!!!!
Dec 23 2009 3:56PM
i would do this for my girl
Girl: Slow down, I'm scared.
Guy: No, this is fun.
Girl: No it's not! Please it's too scary!
Guy: Then tell me you love me.
Girl: Fine I love you. Slow down!
Guy: Now give me a BIG hug!
Girl : *hugs him*
Guy: Can you take my helmet off and put it on yourself? It's bugging me.
Girl: Alright, now slow down
Guy: I love you babe



(in the paper the next day) : A motorcycle had crashed into a building because of brake failure. Two people were on it, but only 1 had survived.
The truth was that halfway down the road, the guy realized that his brakes broke, but he didn't want to let the girl know. Instead, he had her say she loved him and felt her hug one last time, then he had her wear his helmet so that she would live even though it meant that he would die.
If u love any one this much re-post this and the love of your life will relize they feel the same DONT BREAK THIS . 2morow will be the best day of your life.
However, if u don t post this by at least 12:00 tonight, you will have bad luck in your love life 4 the rest of your life
Guys Post This As "I would do this for my girl "
Girls Post This As "Boys aren't jerks"

 

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{DeViL's_DiaRy}
Feb 2 2010 6:22PM

ello
i adds a comment
:D xD :p
{DeViL's_DiaRy}
Feb 1 2010 5:29PM

wow
ur finnaly back
:)
Diamond9278
Jan 5 2010 8:27PM

He its me jus showin sum luv to ya page.
cuddle bear
Dec 31 2009 4:18PM

ur cool and ur funny to talk to i wish i could find a guy like u ur not like other guys
{DeViL's_DiaRy}
Dec 29 2009 5:55PM

u watch the most
wierdest things on youtube
lol

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