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Member Since: 01/05/2009
Last Login: 05/16/2011
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I'm a huge Deathnote fan and I love manga. I like lots of violent and funny movies. I play Softball: position 2nd base and all my teammates are cool, funny, and sometimes weird ppl. lol :)

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Mar 11 2009 9:26PM
A Dancer, Perhaps?
A lady at the far end of the bar waves her arm in the air to get the attention of the waiter and by doing that, exposes her hairy armpit. Down the other end of the bar is a very drunk man who says "Hey, get the ballerina a drink would you."
"How do you know she's a ballerina?" asks the waiter.
And the drunk man responded, "Well, no one else would get their leg up that high."

Mar 1 2009 4:53PM
this is crazy
One night a guy & a girl were driving home from the movies. The boy sensed there was something wrong because of the painful silence they shared between the that night. The girl then asked the boy to pull over because she wanted to talk. She told him that her feelings had changed & that it was time to move on. A silent tear slid down his cheek as he slowly reached into his pocket & passed her a folded note. At that moment, a drunk driver was speeding down that very same street. He swerved right into the drivers seat, killing the boy. Miraculously, the girl survived. Remembering the note, she pulled it out & read it. "Without your love, I would die.
Feb 21 2009 5:39PM
Dumb but Funny Joke
One day at school a boy came to class late and the teacher asked "why r u so late for my class?" The boy responded "I was on cherry hill." Then the teacher said "ok plz take a seat." The next day another boy enters the class late and the teacher asks "why r u late for my class?" He responded "i was on cherry hill." The teacher says "ok take a seat". The next day a girl comes in late to class and the teacher said "let me guess u were on cherry hill?" The girl said "no i AM Cherry Hill." lol XD
Feb 21 2009 5:32PM
Best Thursday Ever
On thursday me and a couple of my friends went to the park, and 3 boys started flirting wit us and they was HOT!!! 2 of my friends rolled down a hill and got mud everywhere. I recorded everything but when i got home i deleted everything by accident and got VERY mad!!! It was fun cuz they were singin (VERY HORRIBLY i might add) and they could hav been their own music video. :D
Feb 6 2009 9:56PM
1.) You cannot touch all of your teeth with your tongue.

2.) All idiots, after reading the 1st "truth" will try it.

3.) The 1st truth is a lie.

4.) You are smiling because you are an idiot.

5.) You will soon forward this to another idiot.

6.) There is still a stupid smile on your face.



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