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Member Since: 11/24/2007
Last Login: 08/19/2013
Profile Views: 5783
California, United States
About Me:
Hello I am back! I am more mature about things and not going to do that gay internet dating shit. I am single.

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Mar 30 2013 12:19AM
Aye bruh
Man yo this **** jank ass **** though bluh, like look at this **** though. Daaaamn I be loookin at that 3D games and **** why y'all in that flash games bluh
Dec 31 2011 2:53AM
Damn I am an old fag!
Look at my Member Since xD!
Apr 16 2011 10:06PM
I am back
Hello all I am sure most of my friend I have on here are all gone. Witch is sad it has been between 1 1/2 - 2 years sense I have been gone. I am also a big grammar freak! :D
May 30 2010 2:34AM
A dog Named Sex
Everybody who has a dog calls him Rover or Boy. I call mine Sex. He’s a great pal, but he has caused me a great deal of embarrassment.

When I went to city Hall to renew his dog license, I told the clerk I would like a license for Sex. He said, “I’d like one, too!” Then I said, “But this is for a dog.” He said he didn’t care what she looked like. Then I said, “You don’t understand. I’ve had Sex since I was 9 years old.” He winked and said, “You must have been quite a kid.”

When I got married and went on my honeymoon, I took the dog with me. I told the motel clerk that I wanted a room for my wife and me and a special room for Sex. He said, “You don’t need a special room. As long as you pay your bill, we don’t care what you do.” I said, “Look, you don’t seem to understand. Sex keeps me awake at night.” The clerk said, “Funny—I have the same problem.”

One day, I entered Sex in a contest, but before the competition began, the dog ran away. Another contestant asked me why I was just standing there, looking disappointed. I told him I had planned to have Sex in the contest. He told me I should have sold my own tickets. “But you don’t understand,” I said, “I had hoped to have Sex on TV.” He said, “Now that cable is all over the place, it’s no big deal anymore.”

When my wife and I separated, we went to court to fight for custody of the dog. I said, “Your Honor, I had Sex before I was married.” The judge said, “This courtroom isn’t a confessional. Stick to the case, please.” Then I told him that after I was married, Sex left me. He said “That’s not unusual. It happens to a lot of people.”

Last night, Sex ran off again. I spent hours looking for him. A cop came over to me and asked, “What are you doing in this alley at 4 o’clock in the morning?” I told him that I was looking for Sex.

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Mar 18 2010 10:56PM
But i still love soccer.
Mar 18 2010 10:50PM
Omg soccerball practice was hard today i ****ing was hit in the face with a baseball. Wtf. This chick found it then threw it when i went to block a soccer ball the base ball hit me it hurted. And then got hit in the shin then fell didnt hurt cause i had shin gards on but still i fell cause i was kicked.
Jan 29 2010 9:20PM
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Jan 29 2010 9:18PM
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.//___// pass the gun
Nov 1 2009 9:27PM
im back yay!
Sep 1 2009 8:09PM
love dis song dude
Do you know what's worth fighting for,
When it's not worth dying for?
Does it take your breath away
And you feel yourself suffocating?
Does the pain weigh out the pride?
And you look for a place to hide?
Did someone break your heart inside?
You're in ruins.

One, 21 guns
Lay down your arms
Give up the fight
One, 21 guns
Throw up your arms into the sky,
You and I

When you're at the end of the road
And you lost all sense of control
And your thoughts have taken their toll
When your mind breaks the spirit of your soul
Your faith walks on broken glass
And the hangover doesn't pass
Nothing's ever built to last
You're in ruins.

One, 21 guns
Lay down your arms
Give up the fight
One, 21 guns
Throw up your arms into the sky,
You and I

Did you try to live on your own
When you burned down the house and home?
Did you stand too close to the fire?
Like a liar looking for forgiveness from a stone

When it's time to live and let die
And you can't get another try
Something inside this heart has died
You're in ruins.

One, 21 guns
Lay down your arms
Give up the fight
One, 21 guns
Throw up your arms into the sky (x2)

you and I.


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Apr 25 2010 12:26PM

message me on mi new profile its easy to find
Sep 19 2009 12:32PM

omg omg I dident no...u lik never relly talk to me so I thought u left me :( I'm so sorry
Jul 21 2009 7:55PM

i missez yuh again :( :'(
Jul 18 2009 1:37PM

hey what up
Jul 17 2009 6:07PM

thankz for the love ^-^
Jul 16 2009 8:26PM

hey jst stoppin by 2 show ur pge sum love hope u can return it
Jul 16 2009 12:49AM

Jul 13 2009 1:26PM

hey how are you
Jul 3 2009 3:49PM

Apr 25 2009 10:39AM

waaz up gangsta
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