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Im Eliot Currently:Taken<3I Love her
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Feb 16 2010 7:07PM
:D
Every Kiss Begins with Kay
Feb 16 2010 6:17PM
That Girl.
I Love that Girl shes Amazing.
Feb 15 2010 5:13PM
Rate Me!!
A= @?!& and dont stop!
B= &@?$ me till my parents come home
C= #@$% me! oh stop i gatta do my home work
D= kiss me NOW!!
E=kiss me.ok stop im bored.
F= lets go to some fancy restraunt
Feb 14 2010 8:49PM
Dear Eliot,
I _____ you. You have a nice _____. You make me _____. You should _____. Someday I will _____. You + me = _____. If I saw you now I'd _____. Remember that time when _____? I would build a _____ just for you. If I could sing you any song it would be _____. We could _____ under the stars.
Love,_____
(P.S. _____.)
Feb 14 2010 5:35PM
The Sweet Girl
There was a young girl, very sweet,
Who thought sailors' meat quite a treat.
When she sat on their lap
She unbuttoned their flap.
And always had plenty to eat.
Feb 14 2010 5:33PM
There Once was a man named Dave
There once was a guy named Dave,
Who dug up a whore from a grave.
She was moldy and ****ty,
And only had one titty
But look at the money he saved!
Feb 14 2010 5:31PM
I got Boreddd
THE CREATION OF A VAGINA
Seven wise men with knowledge so fine
Created a Vagina to their design.
First was a butcher, smart with wit,
Using a knife, he gave it a slit.
Second was a carpenter, strong and bold,
With a hammer and chisel, he gave it a hole.
Third was a tailor, tall and thin,
By using red velvet, he lined it within.
Fourth was a hunter, short and stout,
With a piece of fox fur, he lined it without.
Fifth was a fisherman, nasty as hell,
He threw in a fish and gave it a smell.
Sixth was a preacher whose name was McGee,
He touched it and blessed it and said it could pee.
Last came a sailor, a dirty little runt,
He sucked it and ****ed it and called it a ****
Feb 14 2010 5:02PM
Have you?
Have you done it on a boat?
Have you done it with a goat?


Have you done it in a bed?
Have you done it with the dead?


Have you done it in the ass?
Have you done it, high on grass?


Have you done it in the car?
Have you simply gone too far?


Have you done it on the beach?
Have you done it with the teach?


Have you done it on your back?
Have you done it strapped to a rack?


Have you done it in a box?
Have you done it with a fox?


Have you done it in a tree?
Have you done it with more than three?


Have you done it in the rain?
Have you done it for the pain?


Have you done it 'tween the tits?
Have you done it wearing mitts?


Have you done it packed in rubber?
Have you done it undercover?


Have you done it on a perch?
Have you done it in a church?


Have you done it with a virgin?
Have you done it with a sturgeon?


Have you done it with ropes and chains?
Have you done it while insane?


Have you done it on the stage?
Have you done it underage?


Have you done it with all your friends?
Have you done it in both ends?


Have you done it with your dog?
Have you done it on a log?


Have you done it under clamps?
Have you done it with the lamps?


Have you done it without style?
Have you done it up a mile?


Have you done it for all to see?
Have you ever had VD?


Have you done it on Mother's couch?
Have you done it in your mouth?


Have you done
Feb 14 2010 5:01PM
Lol
The sky was dark
The moon was high
All alone just she and I
Her hair was soft
Her eyes were blue
I knew just what
She wanted to do
Her skin so soft
Her legs so fine
I ran my fingers
Down her spine
I didn't know how
But I tried my best
I started by placing
My hands on her breast
I remember my fear
My fast beating heart
But slowly she spread
Her legs apart
And when I did it
I felt no shame
All at once
The white stuff came
At last it's finished
It's all over now
My first time ever
At milking a cow.....
Feb 14 2010 2:51PM
Happy Valentines Day
Happy Valentines Dayy!!!!!!

 

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Turtle1010
May 17 2010 9:00PM

PLEASE READ THIS WHOLE POST IT'S SO TRUE!! 1. At least 2 people in this world love you so much they would die for u. 2. At least 15 people in this world love u in some way. 3. The only reason anyone would ever hate u is because they want to be just like you. 5. Every night, SOMEONE thinks about u before they go to sleep. 6. You mean the world to someone. 7. If not for you, someone may not be living. 8 .You are special and unique. 9. Someone that you don't even know exists loves you. 10. When you make the biggest mistake ever, something good comes from it. 11. When you think the world has turned its back on you, take a look: You most likely turned your back on the world. 12. When you think you have no chance of getting what you want, you probably won't get, but if you believe in yourself, probably, sooner or later, you will get it. 13. Always remember the compliments you received. Forget about the rude remarks. 14. Always tell someone how you feel about them: you will feel much better when they know. 15. If you have a great friend, take the time to let them know that they are great. Add this comment to ten of your friends tonight and at midnight your true love will love u. something good will happen to you at 2:25 tomorrow. Whoever breaks this chain letter? Will be cursed with 10 Relationship problems for the Next ten years tag your it! This is so scary send this to 15 people in the next 143 min. and then press F6 and your crushes name will appear in big letters! It so scary because it works! NO SEND BACKS! If you have less than 15 friends its ok
xDisturbedWhorex
Mar 15 2010 8:56PM

I Love You Too<333
SαгαRαωг
Feb 14 2010 10:54PM

Hαρρу Vαιэитιизѕ Dαу!!!♥ &ILoveYouu♥
xDisturbedWhorex
Feb 11 2010 1:01PM

since nobody said it
I STOLE YER COMMENT VIRGINITY BXTCHES :DDDD
xDisturbedWhorex
Feb 11 2010 1:01PM

4 comment :D
:O Kylee is under me
HI KYLEE :D
DropDeeadKylee
Feb 8 2010 6:09PM

3rd comment yeaa biitch(:
hello(:
Justin.x
Feb 7 2010 7:58PM

Hollaa!
aye yoo gangsta buddie xD
b****EZ ARE JEALOUS because justin is the 2nd comment.
Peace my nikkah.
TearzOfLove
Feb 7 2010 6:38PM

First comment.
im bomb, yo !
tehe :]

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