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Member Since: 08/10/2009
Last Login: 08/06/2013
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23
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Ass**** ****fart, United States
About Me:
I like Mr. Bungle. I play funk-metal (guitar and drums) in my spare time. I like pr0n-o-graphy. Mike Patton is the best singer, okay? Shakira is the hottest chick ever. I have a braces fetish. And a curly hair fetish. Okay.
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Jul 10 2013 8:56PM
Typist freestyle
Dude, I don't rap with my voice, but I like to type
And I can do it fast and do it right
I do it fast, maybe too fast
So fast and I pull **** out my ass
It's gapes so hard and I have a rash
Hey, yo, man, what's the word
Today I stretched my butthole with a nice, long turd
I rape the kids and make them scream
I gape their brown and then I cream
Jun 14 2012 9:30AM
Daddy
Little child looking so pretty
come out and play, I'll be your Daddy
Innocent child looking so sweet
I'll rape your mind and on your flesh I'll eat

You raped, I feel dirty
It hurt as a child
Tied down, "That's a good boy."
And **** your own child
I scream, no-one hears me
It hurt, I'm not a liar
My God, I saw you watchin'
Mommy, why?? Your own child...

Little child, looking so pretty,
come out and play, I'll be your Daddy

It's alright

"I didn't touch you there."
Mommy said she didn't care.
"I didn't touch you there."
That's why Mommy stopped and stared.
May 9 2012 9:45AM
Beautiful Young Blond ****s Dirty Hobo
This sexy young blond walks out onto her driveway to see an attractive homeless man rooting through her trash. She approaches him and invites him inside for a bite to eat. However, the only thing that gets eaten once they are inside on the couch is her moist, shaved *****! Then she gets a hardcore ***** pounding from the homeless bum, as he ****s her missionary, doggy and with her on top. She loves getting penetrated by that large penis, squealing as her almost virginal vagina gets stretched by his massive prick. She raises her face to catch every drop of semen as it gushes from his organ. What kind of slut ****s a homeless guy?
Jul 3 2011 4:47AM
What time is it
Me: Hey, Mike, do you know what time it is?

Mike: Yeah.... it's time.... to ROCK!!!!!!!!
Jun 9 2011 11:29PM
Megadeth- Hook In Mouth
A cockroach in the concrete, courthouse tan and beady eyes
A slouch with fallen arches, purging truths into great lies
A little man with a big eraser, changing history
Procedures that he's programmed to, all he hears and sees
Altering the facts and figures, events and every issue
Make a person disappear, and no one will ever miss you

Rewrites every story, every poem that ever was
Eliminates incompetence, and those who break the laws
Follow the instructions of the New Way's Evil Book of Rules
Replacing rights with wrongs, the files and records in the schools

You said you've got the answers, well who asked you anyway ?
Ever think may be it was meant to be this way ?
Don't try to fool us, we know the worst is yet to come
I believe my kingdom will come




F, is for fighting, R is for red
Ancestors' blood in battles they've shed
E, we elect them, E, we eject them
In the land of the free and the home of the brave
D, for your dying, O, your overture
M, will cover your grave with manure
This spells out FREEDOM, it means nothing to me
As long as there's P.M.R.C

F, is for fighting, R is for red
Ancestors' blood in battles they've shed
E, we elect them, E, we eject them
In the land of the free and the home of the brave
D, for your dying, O, your overture
M, is for money, you know what that cures
This spells out FREEDOM, it means nothing to me
As long as there's P.M.R.C




Put your hand right up my shirt
Pull the strings that make me work
Jaws will part, words fall out
Like a fish with hook in mouth

Rewrites every story, every poem that ever was
Eliminates incompetence, and those who break the laws
Follow the instructions of the New Way's Evil Book of Rules
Replacing rights with wrongs, the files and records in the schools




I'm not a fish
I'm a man
Hook in mouth
Jun 9 2011 10:20PM
My Penis
Well, I used to have a 20 mile long penis.
But, unfortunately, I got an erection one day and killed an entire family.

So the government had it removed (it's buried underneath my house.... that's where my shrine for it is..) .

Later, when I went to get my new penis, I noticed that they (and I'm disclosing this specific location because of some of the perverts on this site) didn't have any big white penises.

So I got a black one.




So, yes, I am a white dude with a black cock.
Jun 9 2011 3:41PM
3 Inches of Blood- Wykydtron
In the year four thousand fifty five, Wykydtron came to life
Born of a scientific design to serve all human kind
Artificial intelligence bred for future war
When galaxies will crumble and fall to their knees

It breaks free from it's hold taking military control
A fate seen all across the world
It takes hold of the Earth, breeding legions to his control
Soon to seize all power in the sky

Programmed to crush
Programmed to destroy
Its brainwaves only wired for death

It's wired to kill
All on the Earth
Nuclear bound - you'll fear his name
Hey it's The Wykydtron
It's The Wykydtron
Hey it's the Wykydtron
Whoa-oh!

An army's formed to crush the Earth
Our creation, the master of our demise
Humanity is doomed
Fifteen years since creation's time, the war has turned to space
Human kind has one chance left to turn the tides of fate
Warheads are the only way to stop The Wykydtron
Millions die, radiation blast from Hell

Flesh, it peels away as all the people die
This is the end of the human race
Our creation becomes the master of our own demise

We are drones
We fooled ourselves
We finally sealed our fate

He it's the Wykydtron
It's the Wykydtron
Hey it's the Wykydtron
Whoa-oh!
Jan 28 2010 4:20PM
Dethklok- The Gears
You're here because
You're one of us
We are the strength
We are the soldiers

You've journeyed far
You've battled hard
And now you will receive the
Permanent reward

You've conquered pain
You've conquered fear
Stand proud and salute
The bloodied flag here

You pledged your DETH and
Your last breath
You are the Gears
You are the Gears

We fear not our mortality
We'll serve to the best of our ability
We give our lives to our masters
We vow to slay our enemies

You've mastered DETH
You've mastered fear
You are transformed
You are stronger

Now that you're here
A branded Gear
Burned in your flesh
Will seal the deal

You've conquered fire
You've conquered ice
You've tasted blood
You've taken life

You're here because
You're one of us
Become a Gear
Become a Gear

We fear not our mortality
We'll serve to the best of our ability
We give our lives to our masters
We vow to slay our enemies

We bless your skin
We bless you with our mark
Become a part of the KLOK
Become a Gear

You've conquered pain
We've conquered pain
You've conquered fear
We've conquered fear
You fear not your mortality
Become a Gear
We are the Gears (x2)

We bless your skin
We bless you with our mark
Become a part of the KLOK
Become a Gear (x4)

(We fear not our mortality)
Jan 20 2010 4:47PM
Iron Maiden- 2 Minutes To Midnight
Kill for gain, shoot to maim
We don't need a reason
The Golden Goose is on the loose
Never out of season

Blackened pride burns inside
Shell of bloody treason
Here's my gun for a barrel of fun
For the love of living death

The killer's breed or the demon's seed
The glamor, the fortune, the pain
Go to war again, blood is freedom's stain
Don't you pray for my soul anymore

2 minutes to midnight
The hands that threaten doom
2 minutes to midnight
To kill the unborn in the womb

The blind men shout, ?Let the creatures out?
Let's show the unbelievers
The napalm screams of human flames
Of a prime time Belsen feast

As the reasons for the carnage
Cut their meat and lick the gravy
We oil the jaws of the war machines
And feed them with our babies

The killer's breed or the demon's seed
The glamor, the fortune, the pain
Go to war again, blood is freedom's stain
Don't you pray for my soul anymore

2 minutes to midnight
The hands that threaten doom
2 minutes to midnight
To kill the unborn in the womb

Body bags and little rags
Of children torn in two
The jellied brains of those who remain
Put the finger right on you

As the madmen play on words
And make us all dance to their song
To the tune of starving millions
To make a better kind of gun

The killer's breed or the demon's seed
The glamor, the fortune, the pain
Go to war again, blood is freedom's stain
Don't you pray for my soul anymore

2 minutes to midnight
The hands that threaten doom
2 minutes to midnight
To kill the unborn in the womb

Midnight, all night
Midnight is all night
Midnight, all night
Midnight is all night

Midnight, all night
Jan 20 2010 4:47PM
Iron Maiden- The Trooper
You'll take my life but I'll take yours too
You'll fire your musket but I'll run you through
So when you're waiting for the next attack
You'd better stand there's no turning back

The bugle sounds as the charge begins
But on this battlefield no one wins
The smell of acrid smoke and horses breath
As you plunge into a certain death

The horse he sweats with fear we break to run
The mighty roar of the Russian guns
And as we race towards the human wall
The screams of pain as my comrades fall

We hurdle bodies that lay on the ground
And as the Russians fire another round
We get so near yet so far away
We won't live to fight another day

We get so close near enough to fight
When a Russian gets me in his sights
He pulls the trigger and I feel the blow
A burst of rounds takes my horse below

And as I lay there gazing at the sky
My body's numb and my throat is dry
And as I lay forgotten and alone
Without a tear I draw my parting groan

 

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