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Member Since: 03/23/2008
Last Login: 09/11/2010
Profile Views: 1587
Age:
22
Gender:
Female
Location:
Whippany, United States
About Me:
Hey! I live inthe awesome state of NJ! I love all sports... i'm especially good at soccer and baseball/softball! I love puppies and I like eating spanish food.... well i guess that's normal i mean i am Dominican and Ecuadorian!
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dnoristz@yahoo.com
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Feb 27 2010 12:11PM
hahahaha
Now I pass out into sleep
I pray the Lord my soul to keep
Grant no other stoner take
My weed and bong before I wake
Keep me safely in thy sight
And grant no crack head's thrill tonight
And in the morning let me awake
Breathing scents of wake ’n bake
God protect me in my dreams
and make this better than it seems
Grant the time may swiftly fly
When myself shall be so high
In a green grass weed bed
Where I long to rest my head
Far away from all these scenes
And the smell of bammer smoked by beans
Take me back into the land
Where the cops never take you out
Where the weed won’t burn my throat like sand;
Where the scent of chronic blows
Where the good Mary Jane grows;
Take me back and I’ll promise then
Never to leave BC again
Feb 27 2010 12:10PM
Just wanted to say...
I need to tell you a secret LO0K AT 5
[2] The answer is L0OK AT 11
[3] Dont get mad L0OK AT 15
[4] Calm down don't be mad L0OK AT 13
[5] First L0OK AT 2
[6] Dont be that angry L0OK AT 12
[7] i just wanted to say hi
[8] What I wanted to tell you is...THE ANSWER IS ON 14
[9] Be patient L0OK AT 4
[10] This is the last time I'm going to do this L0OK AT 7
[11] I hope you're not mad when I say this L0OK AT 6
[12] Sorry L0OK AT 8
[13] Don't be getting a hype L0OK AT 10
[14] I dont know how to say this L0OK AT 3
[15] You must be really mad L0OK AT NUMBER 9
Feb 27 2010 12:09PM
EL CHOO CHOO
That's spanish for train . . . . . . . . . just kidding . . . . . . we all know it's EL TRAIN . . . . lol . . .
Feb 27 2010 12:08PM
i got yo bakk
If looking back hurts and your scared to look foward then look at your side cuz no matter where u r i always got your back
Feb 27 2010 12:07PM
Legendary Dances
1. SOULJA BOY- CRANK DAT SOULJA BOY- SOULJA BOY TELL 'EM
2. STANKY LEG- STANKY LEG- GS BOYZ
3. THE JERK- YOU'RE A JERK- NEW BOYZ
4. BIRD WALK- BIRD WALK- SOULJA BOY TELL 'EM
5. THIZZLE DANCE- THIZZLE DANCE- MAC DRE
6. MOONWALK- BILLIE JEAN- MICHEAL JACKSON
7. GRAVITY STANCE- SMOOTH CRIMINAL- MICHEAL JACKSON
8. POP, LOCK, AND DROP IT- POP, LOCK, AND DROP IT- HUEY
Jun 14 2008 4:34PM
Pee-Pee dance
(Sing to the tune of "The Hokey Pokey")
You cross your right foot left.
You cross your left foot right.
You squeeze your knees together,
And you hold them really tight.
You tiptoe to the potty
So you will not wet your pants.
You're doing the Pee-Pee Dance.

You make a little jump.
You make a little hop.
You squeeze your knees together,
And you know you shouldn't stop.
Keep hopping to the potty
'Cause you cannot take a chance.
You're doing the Pee-Pee Dance.
Jun 14 2008 4:30PM
the more i do my homework
(Sing to the tune of “The More We Get Together” or “Did You Ever See a Lassie?”)

Oh, when I’m in my classroom,
my classroom, my classroom,
yes, when I’m in my classroom
I fall sound asleep.
I’m snoring and drooling from all of this schooling.
’Cause when I’m in my classroom
I fall sound asleep.

The more I do my homework,
my homework, my homework,
the more I do my homework
the sleepier I get.
’Cause homework is boring.
It makes me start snoring.
The more I do my homework
the sleepier I get.

But now that it’s my bedtime,
my bedtime, my bedtime,
yes, now that it’s my bedtime,
I feel wide awake.

At school I was tired,
but now I feel wired.
Oh, now that it’s my bedtime
I feel wide awake.
Jun 14 2008 4:23PM
Birthday Rules-to all you guys havin B-Days!
Don’t invite your friends who haven’t learned to use the potty.
Changing diapers, certainly, will drive your mother dotty.
Don’t complain when Grandpa Gus gives you a birthday kiss.
If you’re bothered by his beard, just dodge so he will miss.

Don’t spill cake and ice cream on your sister’s brand-new dress.
Do not start a food fight; you will have to clean the mess.
Don’t try to pin the donkey tail on your fat uncle Fred.
Don’t ask Auntie Jane’s new boyfriend when they plan to wed.

If you get a gift you hate, remember not to swear.
Do not cry when Grandma gives you purple underwear.

If you follow all these rules, your birthday fun will double.
And if you disobey them, you will be in lots of trouble.
Jun 14 2008 4:19PM
I Love You!
I love you, I love you,
I love you, I do.
But don’t get excited,
I love monkeys, too!
Jun 14 2008 4:17PM
My name is Misty
My name is Misty I am but three,
My eyes are swollen I cannot see,
I must be stupid I must be bad,
What else could have made made my daddy so mad?

I wish I were better I wish I weren't ugly,
Then maybe my mommy would still want to hug me.
I can't speak at all I can't do a wrong
Or else I'm locked up all the day long.

When I awake I'm all alone
The house is dark my folks arent home
When my mommy does come I'll try and be nice,
So maybe I'll get just one whipping tonight.

Don't make a sound! I just heard a car
My daddy is back from Charlie's Bar.
I hear him curse my name he calls
I press myself against the wall

I try and hide from his evil eyes
I'm so afraid now I'm starting to cry
He finds me weeping he shouts ugly words,
He says its my fault that he suffers at work.

He slaps me and hits me and yells at me more,
I finally get free And I run for the door.
He's already locked it and I start to bawl,
He takes me and throws me against the hard wall.

I fall to the floor with my bones nearly broken,
And my daddy continues with more bad words spoken.
"I'm sorry!", I scream but its now much too late
His face has been twisted into unimaginable hate

The hurt and the pain again and again
Oh please God, have mercy! Oh please let it end!
And he finally stops and heads for the door,
While I lay there motionless sprawled on the floor

My name is Misty and I am but three,
Tonight my daddy Murdered me.

 

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