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Member Since: 07/01/2010
Last Login: 06/02/2012
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About Me:
Lifes a bitch...I like most music except pop...I usually listen to screamo,rap,rock and well thats it with music...I still love a girl but I am not sure she loves me back anymore...Lately all I have been doing is getting in fights and losing friends...
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Apr 3 2012 11:31PM
Fast Lane By Eminem (Part 3)
Don’t it make sense, these shell casings is just like a bag of paper
Drop in the lap of a tax evader
Now make that ass drop like a sack of potatoes
What, girl, I’m the crack-a-lator
Percolator to this party, be my penis ejaculator later
Tell your boyfriend that you just struck paydirt
You rollin’ with a player, you won’t be exaggeratin’ when you sayin’
Livin’ life in the fast lane
Movin’ at the speed of life and I can’t slow down
Only got a gallon in the gas tank
But I’m almost at the finish line, so I can’t stop now
I don’t really know where I’m headed, just enjoyin’ the ride
Just gon’ roll ’til I drop and ride ’til I die
I’m livin’ life in the fast lane Pedal to the metal
I’m livin’ life in the fast lane Pedal to the metal
Apr 3 2012 11:29PM
Fast Lane By Eminem (Part 2)
I don’t really know where I’m headed, just enjoyin’ the ride
Just gon’ roll ’til I drop and ride ’til I die
I’m livin’ life in the fast lane Pedal to the metal
I’m livin’ life in the fast lane Pedal to the metal
My whole goal as a poet’s to be relaxed in orbit
At war wit’ a bottle, this Captain Morgan attacks my organs
My slow flow is euphoric, it’s like I rap endorphins
I made a pact with the Devil that says “I’ll let you take me
You let me take this shovel, dig up the corpes, Jack Kevorkian”
Go ‘back and forth in more beef than you can pack a fork in
I’m livin’ the life of the infinite enemy down
My tenement, too many now, to send my serenity powers
Spin ‘em around, enterin’ in the vicinity
Now, was called Eminem, but he threw away the candy and ate the rapper
Chewed him up and spitted him out
Girl, giddy-up, now get, get down
He’s lookin’ around this club and it looks like people are havin’ a **** fit now
Here, little t-t-trailer trash, take a look who’s back in t-t-town
Did I s-st-stutter, mother****er? F-ck them all,
He shuts the whole mother****in’ Walmart d-d-down every time he comes a-r-r-round
And he came to the club tonight wit’ 5’9″ to hold this b**** down
Like a mother****in’ chick underwater, he tryna d-dr-drown
Shawty, when you dance, you got me captivated
Just by the way that you keep lickin’ them **** suckin' lips, I’m agitated, aggravated
To the point you don’t suck my ****, then you’re gonna get decapitated
Other words, you don’t ****in’ give me head, then I’m have to take it
And then after takin’ that, I’ma catch a case, it’s gon’ be fascinatin’
It’s gon’ say “The whole rap game passed away” on top of the affadavit
Graduated from master debater slash massive masturbator
To Michael Jackson’ activator Woo!
Meanin’ I’m on fire off the top, might wanna back up the data
Runnin’ over hip-hop in a verbal tractor-trailer
Homie, they sick, you can normally ask a hater
Don’t it make sense, these shell casings is just like a
Apr 3 2012 11:25PM
Fast Lane By Eminem
First verse, uh
I’m armed ’til I’m on a island
My life’s ridin’ on the Autobahn on autopilot
Before I touch dirt, I’ll kill you all with kindness
I kill ya, my natural persona’s much worse
You’ve been warned if you’ve been born or if you conform
Slap up a cop and then snatch him out of his uniform
Leave him with his socks, hard bottoms and bloomers on
And hang him by his balls from the horn of a unicorn
Y’all niggas’ intellect mad slow, y’all fags know
Claimin’ you bangin’, you flamin’
Bet you could light your own cigarette witcha asshole
Me and Shady deaded the past, so that basically resurrected my cashflow
I might rap tight as the snatch of a fat dyke
Though I ain’t wrapped tight
My blood type’s the ’80s!
My ’90s was like the Navy, you was like the Bradys
You still fly kites daily!
Catch me in my Mercedes
Bumpin’ “Ice, Ice Baby,” screamin’ Shady ’til I die
Like I have a pair of dice, life’s crazy
So I live it to the fullest ’til I’m Swayze
And you only live it once, so I’m thinkin’ ’bout this nice, nice lady
Wait, no, stop me now before I get on a roll Danish
Let me tell you what this pretty little dame’s name is, ’cause she’s kinda famous
And I hope that I don’t sound too heinous when I say this
Nicki Minaj, but I wanna stick my penis in your anus!
You morons think that I’m a genius
Really I belong inside a dang insane asylum, cleanin’, try them trailer parks
Crazy, I am back, and I am razor-sharp, baby
And that’s back wit’ a capital B wit’ an exclamation mark, maybe
You should listen when I flip the linguistics
‘Cause I’m gonna rip this mystical slick ****
You don’t wanna become another victim or statistic of this ****
‘Cause after I spit the bullets, I’ma treat these shell casings like a soccer ball
I’ma kick the ballistics! So get this ****, I’ma live this
Livin’ life in the fast lane
Movin’ at the speed of life and I can’t slow down
Only got a gallon in the gas tank
But I’m almost at the finish line, so I can’t stop now
Feb 24 2012 11:51AM
Who Do You Voodoo By Sam B (Dead Island Intro Song)
hahaha. You ain't scared, yet. Things that go bump in the night. Me, Sam B. Heh.
Shrunken heads, broken legs, body parts on the concrete
Cut 'em up butcher style, gators in the swamp
Red light, leave 'em dead, runnin' like a track meet
Scared of nobody, what you mother****ers want?
Believe me when I tell 'em I'm a boogeyman beast
Leave 'em slashed from their head to their feet
Pin pricks to the chest of a b**** well earned
Cookin' meat, cannibal tryna eat
I got a zombie army and you can't harm me
Who do you voodoo, b****?
Drink blood like a vampire without warning
Who do you voodoo, b****? Stand up!
Sam B got the thing that go bump in the night
Who do you voodoo, b****?
Hid your kids, grab your wife, better get out of sight
Who do you voodoo, b****? Let's go!
Sam B to Papa Shango and Baron Samedi
Handful of fingertips, toss 'em up like confetti
Stable of corpse b****es, I'm a pimp of the dead
Come **** with a zombie, I'll put a stake in your head
Look, you want ghouls? I got ****in' platoons
Baby everybody dies, I'll see your ass real soon
Crack bones to the marrow, hot sauce while they suck it
Now my juju ain't nothin' to **** with Sam B
I got a zombie army and you can't harm me
Who do you voodoo, b****?
Drink blood like a vampire without warning
Who do you voodoo, b****? Stand up!
Sam B got the thing that go bump in the night
Who do you voodoo, b****?
Hid your kids, grab your wife, better get out of sight
Who do you voodoo, b****? Let's go!
Cut your head off, leave you mother****ers dead
I got a zombie army and you can't harm me
Who do you voodoo, b****?
Drink blood like a vampire without warning
Who do you voodoo, b****? Stand up!
Sam B got the thing that go bump in the night
Who do you voodoo, b****?
Hid your kids, grab your wife, better get out of sight
Who do you voodoo, b****? Sam B
Jan 26 2012 12:28PM
nyan.cat
so far i have been nyaning for 61525 seconds!!!!
Jan 4 2012 1:06PM
wow
i just noticed something...that the year mw2 came out i joined this but the year mw3 is out im back cuz i havent been on here in a while...THAT MEANS I WAS ON HEAR 4 2 YEARS :D
Jan 4 2012 12:55PM
MW3 first lines
Price"Your world as you knew it...is gone...How far would you go to bring it back? Shepherd created a war...but only we knew the truth...Nikolia we've got to get Soap out of here." Nikolai "Da...I know a place" *glass shatters between everything said*
*goes silent then chopper blades are heard spinning* Price"Get him inside!" *price seen smoking cigar*"What the hell kind of name is Soap?" Nikolai"The safe house is up ahead!" Price"Keep moving!"*price slides colt 1st person the colt pointed at Zacheaves head and a colt gunshot is heard*Price"Out of the bloody way get a doctor!!!""Back up back up!!!" *water heard crashing*Price"Keep pressure on that wound!!!"Nikolia"Im Trying!!!Hang in their my friend..."*Shepherd is heard screaming with a knife in his eye then rewinds*Price"He needs help now!!!" Nikolai"were losing him...charge him!!!3....2...1 Clear!!!"

WW3*first W flips then night vison sound * MW3*Call of Duty appears of MW3*
Dec 28 2011 12:48PM
Please agree
Ok if you are a Call of Duty fan like me please help me with this one little blog and spam Sledgehammer games with me to bring Captain " Soap" Mactavish back if MW4 is made please message me if you want to help you can do this on xbox to send me a friend request to Cpt M4ct4v1sh... please help me
Dec 28 2011 12:41PM
Sing for the Moment by Eminem (Cont...)
convict me, strictly just to get me off
of these streets quickly
But all they kids be listenin' to me religiously, so i'm signin' cd's while
police fingerprint me
They're for the judge's daughter but his grudge is against me
If i'm such a ****in' menace, this **** doesn't make sense Pete
It's all political, if my music is literal, and i'm a criminal how the ****
can I raise a little girl
I couldn't, I wouldn't be fit to, you're full of **** too, Guerrera, that
was a fist that hit you...
They say music can alter moods and talk to you
Well can it load a gun up for you , and cock it too
Well if it can, then the next time you assault a dude
Just tell the judge it was my fault and i'll get sued
See what these kids do is hear about us totin' pistols
And they want to get one cause they think the ****'s cool
Not knowin' we really just protectin' ourselves, we entertainers
Of course the ****'s affectin' our sales, you ignoramus
But music is reflection of self, we just explain it, and then we get our
checks in the mail
It's ****ed up ain't it
How we can come from practically nothing to being able to have any ****in'
thing that we wanted
That's why we sing for these kids, who don't have a thing
Except for a dream, and a ****in' rap magazine
Who post pin-up pictures on their walls all day long
Idolize they favorite rappers and know all they songs
Or for anyone who's ever been through **** in their lives
Till they sit and they cry at night wishin' they'd die
Till they throw on a rap record and they sit, and they vibe
We're nothin' to you but we're the ****in' **** in they eyes
That's why we seize the moment try to freeze it and own it, squeeze it and
hold it
Cause we consider these minutes golden
And maybe they'll admit it when we're gone
Just let our spirits live on, through our lyrics that you hear in our
songs and we can...
Dec 28 2011 12:38PM
Sing for the Moment by Eminem
These ideas are nightmares to white parents
Whose worst fear is a child with dyed hair and who likes earrings
Like whatever they say has no bearing, it's so scary in a house that allows
no swearing
To see him walking around with his headphones blaring
Alone in his own zone, cold and he don't care
He's a problem child
And what bothers him all comes out, when he talks about
His ****in' dad walkin' out
Cause he just hates him so bad that he blocks him out
If he ever saw him again he'd probably knock him out
His thoughts are whacked, he's mad so he's talkin' back
Talkin' black, brainwashed from rock and rap
He sags his pants, do-rags and a stocking cap
His step-father hit him, so he socked him back, and broke his nose
His house is a broken home, there's no control, he just let's his emotions
go...
{C'mon}, sing with me, {sing}, sing for the years
{Sing it}, sing for the laughter, sing for the tears, {c'mon)
Sing it with me, just for today, maybe tomorrow the good Lord will take you
away...
Entertainment is changin', intertwinin' with gangsta's
In the land of the killers, a sinner's mind is a sanctum
Holy or unholy, only have one homie
Only this gun, lonely cause don't anyone know me
Yet everybody just feels like they can relate, I guess words are a
motha****a they can be great
Or they can degrade, or even worse they can teach hate
It's like these kids hang on every single statement we make
Like they worship us, plus all the stores ship us platinum
Now how the **** did this metamorphosis happen
From standin' on corners and porches just rappin'
To havin' a fortune, no more kissin' ass
But then these critics crucify you, journalists try to burn you
Fans turn on you, attorneys all want a turn at you
To get they hands on every dime you have, they want you to lose your mind
every time you mad
So they can try to make you out to look like a loose cannon
Any dispute won't hesitate to produce handguns
That's why these prosecutors wanna convi

 

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