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Member Since: 04/13/2009
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In Marrisa's Pants >:), Antarctica
About Me:
Hey i'm kinda new here so why don't ya help mii out and add me (on myspace too :)
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http://www.myspace.com/iheartmarissa

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Jun 23 2009 10:17PM
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Before you go to sleep tonight there is a person of the opposite sex thinking of you.They want to kiss you, they want to be with you. They are always thinking about you before they go to sleep at night. In a month they will ask you out or grab you and kiss you. Post this in the next 200 seconds and you will have the best day of your life tomorrow. You're number one love will either kiss you, ask you out, call you, text you,or better! Good Luck!!
Jun 20 2009 9:01PM
I ran naked with cookie monster because that bum stole my taco o_o
Pick The Month You Were Born In:

1 (Jan) - I stabbed
2 (Fe - I Robbed
3 (Mar) - I Smoked
4 (April)- I shot
5 (May) - I kissed
6 (June) -I ran shirtless with
7 (July) - I hugged
8 (Aug) - I jumped with
9 (Sept)- i slapped
10 (Oct)- I banged
11 (Nov) - I killed
12 (Dec) - I ran naked with


Pick the day (number) you were born on:

01 -
02 - a tooth brush
03 - a mexican
04 - a homeless guy
05 - Barney The Dinosaur
06 - a teletubby
07 - the one that i love
08 - a whore
09 - a bowl of cereal
10 - a gangsta
11 - my boyfriend
12 - a hottie
13 -cocaine addict
14 - condom
15 - my "boo"
16 - a ninja
17 - my crush
18 - a sexy B0Y
19 - an Easter egg
20 - a snowman
21 - a spatula
22 - cookie monster
23 - A Hot Girl
24 - yo momma
25 - Paris Hilton
26 - a pimp
27 - a mop
28 - the Trojan man
29 - my hoe
30 - my ex-boyfriend
31 - a bag of weed


Pick the color of shirt you are wearing:

White - because im sexy like that
yellow/black - because i love weed
Pink - because i love to party
Turquoise - because i like to snort cocaine
Polka Dots - because I am a tranny
Graphic - because I'm gay
Grey - because I have amazing boobs.
Other - because I'm retarded
Green - because i like shoelaces
Orange - because i am a Mexican
Red - because I am crazy like that
Blue - because that bum stole my taco
Tye dye - because Im a ****ing scuba diver
Purple - because the gummy bears raped me
Striped - Because I am an Italian
none- because im a sexy beast

That means...Jesus ran naked with Paris Hilton... probably because he was a sexy beast. o_O
Jun 19 2009 4:12PM
red skinnies, but i'm wearing black
Pink skinny jeans​: single
Blue skinny jeans​: Gay
Yellow skinny jeans: here is no pointto like the person you like
Zebra skinny jeans​: Just feeling rando​m & posti​ng this
Black Skinny Jeans : Taken and loving it
Green skinny jeans​: Single and loving it
Purple skinny jeans​: Takenand confused
Orange skinny jeans​: Single and whatever happens happens
White ​Skinny jeans​: Single and Crushing
Gray skinny jeans​: Single and like someone a lot, but don't know if they like you
Red skinny jeans​: You like someone and they like you back, but you aren't going out yet
Teal skinny jeans: Your a ninja
Aqua skinny jeans: Single and like someone a lot , but they dont like you and you know that .
Jun 18 2009 8:26PM
:)
╔╦╦╦╦═╗ Put this on your page
║╩║║║╔╗ if you give free hugs!!
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Jun 17 2009 1:26AM
What TiMe?
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May 25 2009 3:36PM
LASTE SENTENCE
THERE IS SOMEONE THINKIN OF U THIS VERY MOMENT UR READING THIS VERY MOMENT NOW IF U COPY PASTE THIS IF UR SINGLE U WILL FIND LUV IN THE NEXT 10 DAYS IF UR WITH SOMEONE AND U COPY THIS THIS WILL MEAN U WILL BE TOGETHER FOR THE NEXT 10 MONTHS AT THE LEASE IF U DO NOT COPY THIS UR LUV WILL BREAK UP WIT U FOR ANOTHER GIRL OR GUY. IF U READ THIS COPY IT ON 1 OF UR BLOGS
May 23 2009 12:59AM
Rate mEE
F = damn youre ugly
D = your parents must be heated
C- = You're just someone I don't want to talk to, okay?
C = You're okay looking, but u need work...
C+ = You're just average
B- = Your kinda cute and ur cool i guess
B = You're cute. And you're a pretty interesting person.
B+ = Pretty damn attractive. I'd hit that.
A- = You're extremely attractive, and you're awesome.
A = DAMN YOUR SEXXXAY!!
A+ = Gorgeous... will u go out with me
A++=SO HOTT will you marry me
A+++=TAKE ME NOW ON THE TABLE AND #@*& ME AND DON'T STOP
May 17 2009 9:09PM
16 thangs
1) Guys may be flirting around all day, but before they go to sleep they always think about the girl they truly care about
2) Guys are more emotional then you think if they loved you at one point it takes them a lot longer then you think to let you go, and it hurts every second that they arent with you
3) Guys go crazy over a girl's smile ( :
4) A guy who likes you wants to be the only guy you talk to
5) Giving a guy a hanging messa​ge like "You know what uh...never mind....." would make him jump to a conclusion that is far from what you are thinking and he'll assume he did something wrong and he'll obsess over it
6) If a guy tells you about his problems, he just needs someone to listen to him.
you don'​​​t need to give advic​e
7) A usual act that proves that the guy likes you is when he teases you.
GUYS LOVE YOU MORE THEN YOU LOVE THEM!
9) Guys use words like hot or cute to describe girls. They rarely use beautiful or gorgeous. If a guy uses that, he really likes you
10) If the guy does something stupid in front of the girl, he will think about it for the next couple days or until the next time he spends time with you
11) When a guy looks at you for longer than 3 seconds, he's definitely thinking something
12)A guy would give the world to be able to read a girl's mind for a day
13)No guy can handle all his problems on his own He's just too stubborn to admit it
14)NOT ALL GUYS ARE RUDE! Just because ONE is RUDE doesn't mean he represents ALL of them
15) WHEN A GUY SACRIFICES HIS SLEEP AND HEALTH JUST TO TALK TO YOU, HE REALLY LIKES YOU AND WANTS TO BE WITH YOU AS MUCH AS POSSIBLE
16) Even if you dump a guy months ago and he loved you he probably still does and if he had one wish it would be you to come back into his life
-Everything said in this bulletin is true
-Ladies, if u don't repost this within 1 hr then you will lose the guy of your dreams
-Guys, if you don't repost this in 1 hr then you will lose the girl of your life

POST AS : 16 thing
May 17 2009 9:07PM
What's ur name mean???
D- You're super cool.
A- You always want some action.
N- You can be really "fun" ...in bed.
I- Love is something you deeply believe in.
E- You are popular with all types of people.
L- You are always smiling and making others smile.




A- You always want some action.
B- You are always cautious when it comes to meeting new people.
C- You definitely have a partier side in you.
D- You're Super cool.
E- You are popular with all types of people.
F- Fantasic chracteristics you brighten the room of everywhere you go.
G- You always want some action
H- You have very good personality and looks.
I- Love is something you deeply believe in.
J- Everyone loves you.
K- You like to try new things.
L- You are always smiling and making others smile.
M- Success comes easily to you.
N- You can be very "fun"...in bed
O- You love foreplay.
P- You are very friendly and understanding.
Q- You are a hypocrite.
R- You are social.
S- People think you are so sexy, especially your bf/gf
T- You have an attitude, a big one.
U- You usally r hella tight.
V- You are not judgemental.
W- You are very broad minded.
X- You never let people tell you what to do.
Y- You always make every experience Great.
Z- You have trouble trusting people.
Repost this with the title "Wats ur name mean???" in 3 minutes or something bad will happen to you at 1:00pm tomorrow MAKE EVERY EXPERIENCE GREAT
May 17 2009 9:06PM
I wanna take you to sex heaven...on the toilet? xD
WRITE DOWN WHAT IT SAYS IN THE DAY U WERE BORN...FOR EXAMPLE{ I WANNA KISS YOU IN THE RAIN} GET IT REPOST OR GET BAD LUCK WITH YOUR LOVER FOR 10 YEARS

Jan. - i WANNA FEEL YOU
Feb. - i WANNA SEX YOU
Mar. - i WANNA **** YOU
Apr.- i WANNA DANCE WiTH YOU
May.- i WANT YOUR BODY
Jun. - i WANNA KISS YOU
Jul. - i WANNA BITE YOU
Aug. - i WANNA liCK YOU
Sep. - i WANNA lOVE YOU
Oct. - i WANNA TOUCH YOU
Nov. - i WANNA RUB YOU
Dec. - i WANNA TAKE YOU TO SEX HEAVEN


1- iN THE STATiON WAGON
2- iN AN ElEVATOR
3- iN A BLIZZARD
4- IN A STREET.
5- ON THE STAiRS
6- ON THE COUNTER
7- ON THE WAY TO SCHOOL
8- iN A ClOSET
9- ON ViDEO CAMERA
10- iN THE BATH TUB
11- iN THE SHEETS
12- iN THE BASEMENT
13- iN THE BACK OF A CAR
14- WHilE WATCHiNG PORN
15- iN THE DOG'S CAGE
16- iN THE SHED
17- iN THE HOT TUB
18- ON THE ROOF
19- iN THE SWiMMiNG POOl
20- WiTH STRAWBERRiES
21- iN THE DRESSiNG ROOM
22- oN thE ToiLeT
23- AT A GAS STATiON
24- iN THE RAiN
25- iN THE ATTiC
26- iN THE lAUNDRY ROOM
27- ALL NiGHT LONG
28- AT MY GRANDPARENTS HOUSE
29- WiTH KiWi
30- AT THE POST OFFiCE
31- AT CHUCKiE CHEESE

-A FUN WAY OF LETTiNG PEOPlE KNoW YouR BDaY

 

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xxxscenegirlxxx
Jun 30 2009 11:39AM

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Jun 21 2009 9:42PM

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Jun 21 2009 7:30PM

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amalia311334
Jun 19 2009 6:14PM

ur welcome!
xxxscenegirlxxx
Jun 3 2009 11:32AM

hey
just showing some love
xxxscenegirlxxx
May 27 2009 9:34AM

DON..T MESSAGE ME 0R
C0MMENT ME 0R CALL
ME i DONT WANT 2 C U
0R HEAR 4RM U.. ERASE ME 4RM
UR MYSPACE.. SERi0USLy.. i..M SORRY
My DENTiST SAiD 2 REALLY STAY
AWAY 4RM SWEET THiNGz.. LiKE U
SEND THiS 2 10 PPLz.. U L0VE
flusseran
May 22 2009 11:07PM

GUESS WHAT
i lOVE SOMEONE,
YES i DO,
i lOVE SOMEONE,
CAN YOU GUESS WHO?
i lOVE SOMEONE,
COUlD iT BE TRUE??
DuMMEi STOP SMiliNG!!!
it AiN'T YOU!!
j/k YOU kNOW
i lOVE YOU!!
SEND THIS TO 25 0F Y0UR FRiENDS
THAT Y00 ABS0LUTELY L0VE T0 DEATH!
1 BACK= SAD U HAVE N0 FRIENDS
3 BACK= Y00 HAVE FRIENDS!!
5 BACK= THEY L0VE Y00 ALot
SEND THIS 2 10 PPL YOU LOVE N SEND IT 2 ME IF U LOVE ME LETS SEE HOW MANY PPL LOVE
xxxscenegirlxxx
May 21 2009 6:47PM

dude get on i miss you
xxxscenegirlxxx
May 13 2009 6:24PM

GUESS WHAT
i lOVE SOMEONE,
YES i DO,
i lOVE SOMEONE,
CAN YOU GUESS WHO?
i lOVE SOMEONE,
COUlD iT BE TRUE??
DuMMEi STOP SMiliNG!!!
it AiN'T YOU!!
j/k YOU kNOW
i lOVE YOU!!
SEND THIS TO 25 0F Y0UR FRiENDS
THAT Y00 ABS0LUTELY L0VE T0 DEATH!
1 BACK= SAD U HAVE N0 FRIENDS
3 BACK= Y00 HAVE FRIENDS!!
5 BACK= THEY L0VE Y00 ALot
SEND THIS 2 10 PPL YOU LOVE N SEND IT 2 ME IF U LOVE ME LETS SEE HOW MANY PPL LOVE
alis
May 12 2009 8:57PM

i just thout i would leave a comem sooooo ya im bord and hiiiiiiiiiiiiii wat u doin
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