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Member Since: 06/02/2009
Last Login: 09/05/2009
Profile Views: 2601
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23
Gender:
Male
Location:
In Hell, United States
About Me:
Hey I'm Max. Nicknames: Maxxy Cakez or Maxy Licious. xD I Might Make A New Account. I'm emo :]. I'm Taken By My Wonderful CaraBear. So Don't Ask Meh Out Beeoch xD
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Aug 27 2009 2:00PM
New Account
My New Account Is Maxxy.Licious
Please Add My New Account . I Wont Be On here AnyMore .
Aug 27 2009 1:39PM
CarBear ! Wtf ?
Gosh Cara .
Cara : Gues what Max!?
Me : What ?
Cara : Chicken butt fried in grease want a piece!?
Me: What the fu.ck ?
Cara : DR.PEPPER!!!!!! *Screams weirdly*
Me : Holy Sh.it . SETTLE DOWN !
Cara : AHHH!!!!!!!!
Me : What The Hell Are Yuh Doing ?
Cara : RUNNING AROUND ! SUGAR!!!!! SUGAR!!!
Me : * Laughs On Ground *
Cara : SKITTLES! SHARE THE RAINBOW TASTE THE RAINBOW!
Me : Wow . What The Fu.ck!?
Aug 27 2009 1:32PM
Own SomeThing xD
Yuh Can Own SomeThing Twice xD
Face -
Lips -
Eyes -
Nose -
Right Leg - Jackie .
Left Leg -
Hair - Jackie
Tummy -
Heart - Cara <33333
Left Arm -
Right Arm -
Feet -
Hands -
Butt -
Di.ck - Cara xD
Aug 27 2009 12:07PM
Part 3
Cara : I *Coughs And Sneezes * I Have to Go Soon .
Me : Okay And Bless You .
Cara : Thank You .
Me : (THUD) OWW Fu.CK !
Cara : Aww . Are you Okay Babe ?
Me : Stupid Aaron .
Cara : Aaron Fu.ck Off .
Me : Ugh .
Aaron : CARA ! ( Aaron Got On The Other Phone . )
Cara : Leave Me Alone Aaron .
Me : Ugh .
Cara : *Screams *
Then Aaron Hangs Up .
Me : Nice .
Cara : thank You .
Me : Your Welcome .
Cara : i Have To Leave
Me : Aww . I Love You . I ' ll See You Tomorrow .
Cara : Yeah . I Love You To . Bye !
Aug 27 2009 12:02PM
Part 2
Me : Fred ?
Cara : Go On YouTube And Look Up Fred .
Me : Okay . ( I Look Up Fred )
Cara : * Laughs * Fred ' s Funny . Why Aren ' t You At School Max ?
Me : I Don ' t Know . My Parents Kept Me Home .
Cara : *Screams * Ugh this Movie is Scary .
Me : Which Movie ?
Cara : The Remake Of Friday The 13th .
Me : Oh .
Cara : I ' m Going OutSide To Skate Board While I ' m On My Phone .
Me : Okay . ( I hear the Door open And Then Cara Then i Here A SkateBoard And The phone Falls )
Cara : Oww . *laughs * No more SkateBoarding For Me . Lucky I Grabbed The Phone .
Me : Are You Okay Sweety ?
Cara : Yes .
Me : Okay . So .. * Sings To Circles By HollyWood Undead *
Cara : Sh.it . Ahh !
Me : * i Stop Singing And I Hear The Phone Falling Down Stairs . * Cara !
Cara : Owww ..
ME : Are You okay ?
Cara : Yeah . Sorry .
Me : Be CareFul . Also , Did Bro Hurt You In The Pass Three Days ?
Cara: Yesh . On Monday . I tiold You Rememeber ? Ever Sense I ' ve Been Home So I Haven ' t Seen Him .
Me : Okay. ( i hear A thud )
Cara : Oww . Fu.ck . Stupid Door .
Me : Huh ?
Cara : I was Running And I Didn ' t see The Door And I thought It Was Open And I Ran Into it .
ME : oww . Are You Okay ?
Cara : Yeah .
Me : Oh .
Aug 27 2009 11:54AM
Wow Cara .
I ' m On The Phone With Cara :

Me: Hi Cara !
Cara : * Screams * Damn Cat .
Me : What The .. ?
Cara : Sorry , My Cat Keeps Scaring Me !
ME : *Laughs *
Cara : *Coughs And Sneezes And Screams Again *
Me : Bless You . Gosh , What The Fu.ck Is Wrong With Boot ' s ! ?
Cara : I Don ' t Know !
Me : Wow . Your Cat ' s Insane .
Cara : * Sings * HOLY CRAP ! *Screams Again And Phone Drops *
Me : What the Crap Is Going On ?
Cara : Ugh .. Sorry . My Cat .
Me : Your Cat Has issues Serious Issues .
Cara : Daddy is Fat he Abuses Cat ' s He Plays With Dolls He Also Plays With Trading Cards . LOOSER !
Me : Wow . Where Did You get That From ?
Cara : Fred . Except he Say Kevin .
Aug 26 2009 9:51PM
Hehe Pick One !
Pick one And tell meh. And I'll Put Your nme By It .

Mi Sexy Little dork- Maci ^_^
Mi hott loser-
Mi sexxie Friend-
Mi Sexie lover- CaraBear ^.^
Mi Sweet Hott damn side kick - Nikki (:
Mi Super hott dork- Sabrina xP
Aug 26 2009 9:33PM
Omg Yayz !
I get to visit My CaraBear this Weekend . Hell Yeahz !
Aug 26 2009 5:36PM
Maxxy Cakez (please read)
Hehe. This is Cara speaking. Max is my fuc.king awesome buddy. I love him and care about him. if you mess with him I will hunt you down and kill you (:, so don't mess with Maxxy Cakez. He is: Nice,Can be mean, Emo, Bi, Smexxii, and Aweesome! I love him a lotz, as a buddy of course ;]. And I'm so happy he's back. He's the best thing that's happened to meh (besides Dana) Btw, Thanks Maxxy for saying all that stuffz on my blog. I hope they find Dana to =(. If they do or don't we have to kill them. You can't steal Maxxy from meh. He is mine xD. Woo! You just got hacked, Maxxy Cakez. (:

Loves CaraBear.
"A broken heart is like a broken window. it's best to elave it alone then hurting yourself trying to fix it." Bwhaha.
Aug 26 2009 4:59PM
Sorry !
I Went To , New Mexico , Cali , And Florida . I Know I've Been Gone ForEver . Sorry , About Thatt . But I ' m Back Now ! >:3

 

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XxXBabyGirlXxX
Sep 6 2009 10:20PM

w.e idc u can such it max
Xx OCEAN xX
Aug 29 2009 9:09PM

Hey Thnx For The Add Hun:D!!
XxXBabyGirlXxX
Aug 29 2009 5:03AM

i am not a b**** max
TheDarkDemon
Aug 27 2009 1:43PM

Nothing really. Lolz. I wont eat you ;] Or..Will I?
XxScReAmXx
Aug 27 2009 12:02PM

Haha Sweet XD
Yays im your super hott dork ^_^
TheDarkDemon
Aug 27 2009 11:45AM

Ehh, I don't know? Lolz. Sure. xD
XxScReAmXx
Aug 27 2009 12:08AM

okkies i will bee your super hott dork :D
XxScReAmXx
Aug 26 2009 10:15PM

Oh OH i wanna bee "mi sexy Little dork" ^_^
JokerObsesser
Jul 22 2009 4:00PM

You probally hate meh now...Oh well..You deserve better than me..Find some other chick..
JokerObsesser
Jul 21 2009 4:09AM

I Forgive Youuh. && I'm Sorry =(
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