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yo b****es! lets see, im scene/emo im really nice! add and message meh xD oh yes...i bite...oh yesh be scared lmfao xD -dances- bishes im taken ;D ily jason well later haterz(: i luhv yuhz! /Hacked by Joey (gamemasta424) on 4/5/10",http://www.playlist.com/XzebraXloverXrocksX/photos/view/16079354881,Y,99.57.179.125,03/11/2009 21:05:07,IUSR,11/04/2010 20:54:09,IUSR,0,s**yemogurllife 118895,Ryno,biobakkie4421,Ryno,[email protected],N,M,12/09/1992 00:00:00,N,NL, ,51379468,03/11/2009 20:57:42,/avatars/74768200911032057415137118895.jpg,<33 steph,,Y,82.93.182.116,03/11/2009 20:55:33,IUSR,03/11/2009 21:13:11,IUSR,0,Ryno 118894,kisame123,naruto12,alex christmon,[email protected],N,M,27/01/1990 00:00:00,Y,US,NULL,39135342,NULL,/avatars/my-avatar.jpg,NULL,NULL,Y,72.49.91.247,03/11/2009 20:38:07,IUSR,NULL,NULL,0,kisame 118893,ericsta,ericstaszko,eric staszko,[email protected],N,M,06/04/1999 00:00:00,Y,CA,NULL,87234889,03/11/2009 20:37:23,/avatars/my-avatar.jpg,NULL,NULL,Y,205.206.115.216,03/11/2009 20:36:14,IUSR,03/11/2009 20:37:23,IUSR,0,ericsta 118892,jayj b,riptja23,jaylonie rashawn brown dasby,[email protected],N,M,08/07/1993 00:00:00,Y,US,NULL,64289453,NULL,/avatars/my-avatar.jpg,NULL,NULL,Y,99.60.61.225,03/11/2009 20:18:27,IUSR,NULL,NULL,0,jayjb 118891,Holowbulb,camizzi1,Gabe Camizzi,[email protected],N,M,17/04/1994 00:00:00,N,US,Rancho Cucamonga ,98098244,03/11/2009 20:13:12,/avatars/50744200911032013129809118891.jpg,Uhhhh... i need to think,,Y,66.215.168.179,03/11/2009 20:10:57,IUSR,07/12/2009 19:08:21,IUSR,0,Holowbulb 118890,trent549,ilovedozer,Trenton Crookshanks,[email protected],N,M,17/02/2000 00:00:00,Y,US,Janesville ,98758043,03/11/2009 20:08:14,/avatars/my-avatar.jpg,,,Y,76.201.156.86,03/11/2009 20:05:12,IUSR,03/11/2009 20:11:43,IUSR,0,trent 118889,Jordan96,12345678,Jordan Highsmith,[email protected],N,M,22/08/1996 00:00:00,Y,US,NULL,70256743,NULL,/avatars/my-avatar.jpg,NULL,NULL,Y,24.136.223.181,03/11/2009 20:01:50,IUSR,NULL,NULL,0,Jordan 118888,imonroy,alanignacio,ignacio monroy,[email protected],N,M,23/02/1990 00:00:00,Y,US,NULL,90451949,NULL,/avatars/my-avatar.jpg,NULL,NULL,Y,67.77.138.123,03/11/2009 19:55:32,IUSR,NULL,NULL,0,imonroy 118887,septemberharris,taylor12,septemberharris,[email protected],N,F,11/10/1999 00:00:00,Y,US,NULL,52168189,NULL,/avatars/my-avatar.jpg,NULL,NULL,Y,173.109.179.7,03/11/2009 19:51:13,IUSR,NULL,NULL,0,septemberharris 118886,Clownin1888,element11,Billy Bob,[email protected],N,M,08/09/1996 00:00:00,N,US,FORT RILEY ,32709674,03/11/2009 19:52:28,/avatars/56074200911031952283270118886.jpg,i sk8 element boards i hate the steelers i need friends and,,Y,74.204.133.234,03/11/2009 19:51:01,IUSR,23/04/2010 21:55:56,IUSR,0,Clownin 118885,herbzz247,narutop***123,herbert berry,[email protected],N,M,15/07/1994 00:00:00,Y,HT,NULL,5820329,03/11/2009 20:08:14,/avatars/my-avatar.jpg,NULL,NULL,Y,98.116.158.189,03/11/2009 19:50:02,IUSR,03/11/2009 20:08:14,IUSR,0,herbzz 118884,kency2,Spiderman,Marcolapointe,[email protected],N,M,01/07/1986 00:00:00,Y,AS,new york ,28254715,03/11/2009 19:31:23,/avatars/5315200911031931222825118884.jpg,,,Y,68.196.190.20,03/11/2009 19:29:08,IUSR,03/11/2009 19:33:52,IUSR,0,kency 118883,fastman,torchman,anthony rodriguez,[email protected],N,M,03/03/1999 00:00:00,Y,JO,NULL,73434670,NULL,/avatars/my-avatar.jpg,NULL,NULL,Y,65.33.17.119,03/11/2009 19:22:00,IUSR,NULL,NULL,0,fastman 118882,sournsweet,juliocesar,julio alvarez,[email protected],N,M,05/05/1991 00:00:00,Y,US,NULL,81941985,03/11/2009 19:15:51,/avatars/my-avatar.jpg,NULL,NULL,Y,67.128.119.4,03/11/2009 19:15:34,IUSR,03/11/2009 19:15:51,IUSR,0,sournsweet 118881,julycesar,juliocesar,julio alvarez,[email protected],N,M,05/05/1991 00:00:00,Y,US,NULL,42932657,NULL,/avatars/my-avatar.jpg,NULL,NULL,Y,67.128.119.4,03/11/2009 19:11:41,IUSR,NULL,NULL,0,julycesar 118880,=)taylor.mae(=,paramore32,Taylor Johnson,[email protected],N,F,22944:00:00,Y,US,I-I-I-I Can make yurr bed rock :D <3 ,34639074,03/11/2009 19:06:25,/avatars/55374200911031906253463118880.jpg,Sometimes i relize just how perfect imperfection can be :D Taylor mae..14..single. 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Username : | sexyemogurl4life |
First Name : | sam |
Last Name : | hawk |
Gender: | F |
Country: | FJ |
Member Since : | 03 Nov, 2009 |
11 Apr, 2010
mone4250
haha wow, [ mone4250 ]: your ugly little f***ing bicth i told him to fxck himself cuz he called chris ugly. so he said this^ how wow dumbass. i know im ugly. an yuhr words dont fxcking hurt meh, dumbfxck, that was thee lamest comeback ever, lol. yuh make meh laugh to be honest, lmao.
10 Apr, 2010
well, well well(:
1. YOUR REAL NAME; shelbi 2. YOUR GANGSTA NAME: (first 3 letters of real name plus izzle.): sheizzle? lmao 3. YOUR DETECTIVE NAME: (favorite color and favorite animal.): purple pegicorn(: 4. YOUR SUPERHERO/CRIMINAL NAME: (Your 2nd favorite color, and favorite drink) black coke 5. GOTH NAME: (black, and the name of one of your pets): black charlotte or black duncan LOL
07 Apr, 2010
wtf -.-
how the hell do yuh "modify" yuhr blog? lol it wont let meh put meh kewlio one up >:[
05 Apr, 2010
omg xD
meh n hailey had a great conversation wif kaelin aka triple k xD on thee phone lmfao we were talkin fer 2 hours xD while i was hangin out thee window lmaooo godd that was fxckingg hilarious xD kaelin? k k kaelin? k k k k kaelin?! TRIPLE K?! lmaoo
05 Apr, 2010
The kitty drank my chocolate milk :o
This is Joey (gamemasta424) hacking SHELBI. Uh yeah, are you still reading this? Lmfao. What am I supposed to say? xD Stay epic Shelbi. Kittys are cool.
02 Apr, 2010
Omfg -.-
Meh moms lookin through peoples playlists..if she finds mine..im fxckingg deadd..not even kidding. She needs to get thee fxck off NOW
01 Apr, 2010
Bahaha[:
Hadd an extremely random sleepove wiv haileyy xD we were j***in LOL an we went outside an jumped on thee tramp when it was snowing wif no jackets or shoes or socks[: our feet were numb xD i wasss extremely fxckingg hyper xD
22 Mar, 2010
wow
soo i went to thee hospital last night..they put a fxckingg IV in meh, im like WTF cuz im deathly afraid of needles..lol they made meh stay there fer 3 hrs. didnt get home till 2 am they made meh pee in a cup with meh IV still in meh arm..lemme tell yuh it was a challenge xD they gave meh fxckingg morphine so i was all loopy an i still am xD meh arm fxckingg hurts cuz of where thee IV was..theres a mark there now hehe xD but yeahh the nurse was creepy he was hittin on meh..lol not really but he told meh mom to help meh pee in a cup (which i wouldnt let her of course so i made her go outside) but he was like: unless yuh want meh to help yuh. im like: no! an hes like didnt think so, then he kept lookin at meh an smilin an shxt it was quite weird lol
20 Mar, 2010
bahah
[ brett04 ]: man i love fruit loop its all about the fruit loop man u know the fruit loop its the fruit loop [ s**yemogurl4life ]: O_O i should go...lol [ RoboT?PandA ]: cody lets have s** on a washing machine! xD [ RoboT?PandA ]: lol [ brett04 ]: sounds fun [ s**yemogurl4life ]: oh dear, i wanna join. lol jk jk jk [ RoboT?PandA ]: lol kinky [ brett04 ]: when steve n missy [ brett04 ]: whgen this going down man [ RoboT?PandA ]: lol when ever your ready [ s**yemogurl4life ]: xD [ s**yemogurl4life ]: yummeh lol. xD [ brett04 ]: u gitter give me a hands up so i can get the handcuffs n my rainbow colorf d****
20 Mar, 2010
well.
well apparently i have no life[: well thats what chris says anyways. thanks fer thee self esteem boost[: i really enjoyed it. NOT
20 Mar, 2010
wow.
people r so stupid now days eh?[: good lord. lmfao oh godd im fxckingg hot lol gonna die lol
17 Mar, 2010
Oh goodness[:
Wow meh an hailey hadd quite thee adventure xD saw some fxcking yummy a** guys at thee skatepark xD hadd like 20 million laugh attacks wore booty shorts, black tights, an meh stay fly shirt xD what a combo right lmfao when we were walkin home, some stupidd a** mutha fxcker honkedd her horn at us an fxckin flipped us off fer no reason at all. Wth. Hadd some crazy a** things happen xD dancedd dirty atta plqyground. Did thee can can on thee tramp fer like 10 minutes straight xD sang a camp song so loud i got light headedd xD meh legs fxckingg hurt xD dayum soo much other things happenedd xD
11 Mar, 2010
Hmm
I have no clue on what im supposed to do but apparently joey feels lonely an wants meh to make a blog bout sumfin.. aha well here yuh go joey! xD
11 Mar, 2010
Bahah
That was f***ing HILARIOUS wif marissa at thee elementary school xD i was laughin so hard i almost p***edd meh pants pahah jk but it was f***ingg funnay xD
07 Mar, 2010
Hehe
Sour skittlez are thee bomb diggity yo xD mmmm xD just watched alice in wonderland it was fxckingg ahmazing..<3
06 Mar, 2010
omf..
thee dance...was fxckingg ahmazing. best dance ive been to by FAR. omg..i luhv jared xD gettin naughty on thee dance floor! pahaha xD
04 Mar, 2010
:0
Jesus christ!! Meh nephew fxckingg pukedd All over meh. Ewww goodd lord xD i feel soo damn badd fer jim :[ i started cryin a tad bit
03 Mar, 2010
Wow
Everybodies turning their fxckingg back on meh..idek why everyone hates meh ao damn much..i must be really fxckedd up
01 Mar, 2010
shxt
i should probably delete meh account on playlist. i found out my MOM goes on there!! what the fxck?! godd....now i need to make a new one. fxckingg gay. if meh mom found thee one i have now, id be f***ingg deadd xD
28 Feb, 2010
ewww look what it saidd:
Today, I found out that whilst I was asleep last night, my boyfriend was playing on his XBox. I also found out that whenever he unlocked a new level, achievement or just generally beat someone's a**, he would celebrate by pulling out one of his p***s and putting it in my mouth. FML
28 Feb, 2010
ahah, found these on thee internet xD
Today, I was chatting with my boyfriend and his mates barefoot on the grass. I suddenly felt something flick across my feet, so I let out a startled scream. Turns out it was my toe hairs rustling in the breeze. FML Today, I got back home and my hamster was dead. I left notes two weeks ago everywhere to remind my parents to feed it while I was overseas. Apparently, my parents even didn't realize I was gone. FML Today, after many weeks of talking to this guy over the phone for hours on end and establishing that we both had feelings for the other, we met in person. He saw me, got an "emergency text," and hasn't talked to me since. FML Today, I found out that I spent a year helping my dad get back into shape, not for his own good health which was what I thought, but so that he could cheat on my mom with 5 other women. FML Today, I got into my boyfriends car having to pee really badly. I accidentally peed everywhere. He kicked me out. I had to walk four miles home in 20 degree weather. In wet clothes. FML Today, I was looking down at my chest and noticed the hairs growing upon it. For a 16 year old, it's pretty impressive. It's a shame that I'm a girl though. FML Today, on Facebook, I joined a group called "I want our relationship to last." My boyfriend commented "I don't." FML Today, I tried to see if you can kick yourself in the nuts. You can. FML Today, on the way home from a night out, I crossed the main road in my town via the traffic lights. As I got to the other side, a guy turned to his two friends and 'whispered' with a look of disgust, "I would have run that one over." Thanks. FML Today, we were drawing self-portraits in school. I'm horrible at art, so I turned to the person next to me and stated that mine looked really ugly. He replied saying, "No, it looks exactly like you." FML Today, my step-mom yelled at me for an hour, calling me a s*** because our male dog saw me naked. FML
28 Feb, 2010
ahaha xD
i hadd thee most fxckingg hilarious an perverted conversation in thee worldd!! lmfao xD holy. shxt.!!! ahaha i could NOT stop laughing xD lmfao ohhh how i luhv meh franns xD
26 Feb, 2010
tehez(:
a bag o weed, a bag o weed, everything is better wif a bag o weed! xD im fxckingg hyper as hell! lmfao meh n hailey went to thee mall xD saw sum s**y guys(: but yeahh im makin hashbrowns an eggs wif hailey ;D om nom nom
25 Feb, 2010
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i wish i hadd sumone to talk to. i hate bein alone :[[ -yawns- im so tireddd! but were doin this stupid s*** at school so we get to miss 1,2,3 an 4 periodd ;D yayz! tehe. i got sum ahmazing gel pens yesterday xD so yeah xD uhm..: ohhh dangg lets bangg(; seriously. right here right now. lmfao jk jk , people r prolly gonna be creepers now an send meh naughty messages D: DO NOT DO THAT xD lmfao well later haterz! this is gettin a wee bit long(: xD
23 Feb, 2010
fxcking. bored.
lmfao godd seriously, im so fxcking boredd people should talk to meh ;D this place ish fxckingg g**in thee morningg! lmfaoooz(: im so boredd. idk what to sayy. lmfao. so im justa gonna talkk. eh nvm i fink ill leave lmfao xD ~MESSAGE MEH~ kay luhvz yuhz(;
22 Feb, 2010
lmfao omg dumbass moment xD
meh n hailey were gettin supplies to make brownies meh: crap i dont have milk though hailey: its okay yuh dont need milk meh: oh duhh its brownies. ~5 MINUTES LATER~ meh: shoot i dont have any milk! hailey: wtf shelbi! we dont need milk! meh: omf i just saidd that like 5 minutes earlier huh! xD yuh just hadda be there lmfao xD
22 Feb, 2010
owwie! D:
holy shxt, meh tummy hurts !!! dayum, xD its like...shxt i forgot thee word -.- lmfao godd i fail xD i ish listening to ice cream paint job(: annn i luhvz yuh guys. some of yuh. -.- lmfaoz xD well later haterz!!!! <3 $h3lbii
21 Feb, 2010
dude(:
i think im goin crazy xD im sooo hyper. an yuh should see meh handd its all red an blotcy xD frum bitin it viciously xD
21 Feb, 2010
I ish the cookie monster(:
Ish Hailey. i luhv this girl so fxckin much. if yuh mess with hurr..or hurt hurr in anyway..do be prepared to talk to mehh(: ive had thee best moments with this girl mah best fckinn frann ive ever had(: i luhv yuh shelb.oh bishes..had hur..and talk to hur!
20 Feb, 2010
....
i guess im single.. he doesnt even care anymoree. i hate me. seriously, nobody gives a shxt about meh an im getting pree tiredd of it. im fxckingg ugly. an everyone says they hate meh. thats something to be proud about. oh wellz(:
18 Feb, 2010
grrr
no one to talk to, lmfao D: golly, im boredd lmfao. an ima cold :DD an tiredd, i really dont wanna go to school today! D:
17 Feb, 2010
:[
i wanna talk to someone on here. lmfaooz. sadd sadd. everythinggs goingg wrong. everyone i thought liked meh, is just turning their backs on meh. they've been lying to meh this whole fxckingg time..wow...
15 Feb, 2010
doo do doo do do dd d dooo doo -sings-
i dunno^ lolz im like realleh boredd, lolz an starving an peoplez needa get on :[ i miss meh franns on here lmfao ill swim thee oceon fer yuhhh thee oceon fer yuhh woahohohoh kelsey idk. im listening to metro station i <3 metro station
15 Feb, 2010
wtf lolz
there was this commercial, an its people askin who their hero was an their was this cheerleader an on thee front of her outfit thingy it said thee trojans lolz those are vibrators arent they?? lmfao funny. well i ish boredd an i wanna hang wif meh peeps
14 Feb, 2010
omg
oh.my.fxck. meh n marissa went in a walk an i guy went in thee church so were like, lets go in so we ran in an went into thee bathroom an stayedd there a while an like the guy an his kids were outside of the door doin sumthin so were like mooove lmfao then the kids were tryin to scare us were like wtf, then meh an marissa started screwin aroun then the guy left an locked up so we were in there alone lmfao it was f***ing scary we ran around in thee dark xD but yeah it was weird on thee stairs there was a weird red light but when yuh turned the light on itd dissapear xD
14 Feb, 2010
:O
happy valentine day guys!! i probably wont get one valentine :[ an no one wants to be meh valentine. why does everyone gots to hate meh? well yeah i boredd so yuh peeps should message meh lmfao i wish reily was on <3
13 Feb, 2010
:[[
i dunno if im single or not :[ he saidd: if yuh hate meh so much then dump meh i dont hate him :[[
13 Feb, 2010
wow(:
last night...was fxcking amazing! but fxcking scary as hell! godd that scaredd thee fxckingg shxt outta mehh! damn that was ahmazing though, i luhv the people i was with xD marissa, hailey, cody, and a ton of other guys that i dont know xD
12 Feb, 2010
wowzerss..
wtf. why is she madd at mehh? seriously i didnt do s***. i come one day, she walks away from mehh. dont have a clue why. wowwz..
10 Feb, 2010
urgh
i hatefakes. if yuhr a fake dont tallk to meh pwease? cuz fakes r most likely creepers lmfao damn i cold :O but yeah ~PeAcE MuThA FuCkA's~
10 Feb, 2010
:'[
wtf is wrong with me? im sick again.. i really think theres something wrong with meh...what if i died tomorrow lmfao thtd s*** but anyways yeah meh stomache hurts so badd i could barely breath an i hardly slept at all cuz of it but i got meh hair done finally :D ill upload em on playlist right now :D
09 Feb, 2010
omg!!!
im so excited.!!!. ive wanted meh hair dyed FER EVA! lol well ive dyed it 2wice but i want it darker so yeah lol but yeah ill take new pics an update playlist so be watchin fer em xD
05 Feb, 2010
...
wow...just...wow i knew this was gonna happen... im so fxckingg ugly. im sadd now :'[ an madd but yeah..why do i have to be so ugly?? i had this coming...i shouldve been more prepared... but im getting meh hair dyed soon thank godd... ill upload pics mmkay?
04 Feb, 2010
LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
A BOY FINDS A CONDOM IN THE TRASH CAN AND ASKES HIS MOM MOM WHAT IS THIS MOM SAYS NOTHING IS JUST A TWINKIE WRAPPER BOY SAYS GOOD I JUST LICKED THE CREAM OUT OF IT.
02 Feb, 2010
lmfaoo
today was a good day. i was sittin on meh couch an marissa slid off of thee arm of the couch onto meh an waited fer a minute then goes: this makes meh h**** xD lmfao it was fxckingg hilarious!!
02 Feb, 2010
nicknames
reily is my cuddaboo haileys my buggyboo chase is my buggabear katee is my snuggabug chris is my crazycheese max is meh maxxieboo other chris is meh snugglebear marissa is meh snuggawugga joey- stewiewewie kaelin is meh s**ual white chocolate?! lmfao WTF! jakey is thee jakesterz! lol who else wants a nickname?
29 Jan, 2010
D:
i was screwing around wif a mousetrap (dont ask meh why) and then it came back and snapped on meh finger and cut meh :'[ lol i was like DAMN
25 Jan, 2010
mwahahaha >:]
i ish cold. s*** i forgot what i was gonna say...oh yeah!! im excited fer 2morrow xD >:]
25 Jan, 2010
weird
i have way WAY more franns on here that our boys. like i only talk to like 2 er 3 gurls xD
25 Jan, 2010
urgh
my throat hurts soo fxcking badd. i dont feel good at all i should stay home from school -.-
24 Jan, 2010
guess what
i am going out wif marissa too(: be jealous bishes goin out wif reily an marissa xD
24 Jan, 2010
ohhh
:'D this is jolly good fun bahaha im like high now not even kidding i was being soo f***ing perverted in chat xD not even kidding ask hailey xD then some kid cleared out the bathroom and wanted us to fxck? hes 10!! :'] oh shiz
24 Jan, 2010
:]]
i i i i i can make yuhr bed rockkk....i i i i i can make yuhr bed rockkk ooo baby i be stuck to yuh like glue baby, wanna spend it all on yuh baby, my room is the g spot, call meh mr flinstone i can make yuhr bed rockkk i i i i i can make yuhr bed rockk I LUHV THAT SONG! holy flip
24 Jan, 2010
lol
my eyes burn so bad frum cryin last night. im so fxcking tired right now lmao ima go getta coke :D
23 Jan, 2010
fxck
now this computers chargers not working? WTF its plugged in to thee wall but it says its not on?
23 Jan, 2010
gawd
i have nobody to hang out wif this weekend....this weeks gonna be gay...god dammit ima try and talk my mom into taking meh somewhere >:] lmao hopefully she will dammit marissas grounded..an all meh other friends hate meh which doesnt surprise me..why would anybody like meh?
22 Jan, 2010
xD
heyy its marissa!!!! lol again i'm hacking her again!!! i lovers her so much and u all who's mean should die in the fxckin a** hahahah see ya!
22 Jan, 2010
wut?! :O
wut da fxck no ones on lol im soo boreddd :'[ reily. baby. get on. lmao yeah well im tired and sh1t. -yawns- i have to start changing in gym today xD oh boy i s*** at gym D:
21 Jan, 2010
xD
meh and marissa r hippies meh name is bittersweet rainnnn and marissas is wintersweet stormmm ohhh yesss -dances like a hippy-
18 Jan, 2010
woo hoo
this marissa hacking shelbi's thingy going to thee mall with her fxckin awesome!!! i love her to death if u hurt her i'm going to ur house and killing ur a** well byee :)
17 Jan, 2010
:]
new pics up on playlist..check em out and reily i miss yuh :[ get yuhr a** on. xD no seriously yuh should get on cuz i miss yuh :O
17 Jan, 2010
gawd
gawd i almost got fxcking kidnapped with marissa last night, not even kidding...omg that was the scariest experience ive ever had. how come whenever im with marissa i have thee scariest and funniest experiences? omg not even kidding every time im with her pretty much somethin scary happens xD ahhh i luhv yuh marissa
13 Jan, 2010
ughh
everybodies at school...but i aint cuz i gotz a late start ;D eat that bishes xD well anyways reily. everything is okay now. i promise. well not everything but i aaint cryin no more xD so yeah uhmm i luhv yuhh.<3
12 Jan, 2010
yayz
im chillin wif marissa ;D ;D ;D gonna put on unicorn tattoos and shiz and eat oreos and go to thee store and scare people
11 Jan, 2010
turn ons and offs xD
Turn Ons &+ Turn Offs . :] Is taller than you - on Is shorter than you - off Wears braces - dc Has blue eyes - ON Has green eyes - ON Has hazel eyes - on Drinks alcohol - off Wears glasses - dc Smokes -off Plays sports - skateboarding..hell yeah Compliments you - On duh Shaves his legs- definitly on. damn i dont like hairy legs xD Wears jewelry - depends..earings, jelly bracelets on Has facial hair - uhm depends... Smiles when you walk in the room - on Has brown hair - On Has black hair - ON Has blonde hair - On Has red hair -eh depends...mainly off? Makeup - just eyeliner Can make you laugh at any given moment - on! Loyal - On Laid back - On Plays guitar - on Plays drums - on Sings - on hes buff- ehh...not really lol no wimp but no buff person xD hes skinny - on (or hes normal) Abs - dc he can draw - dc Doesn't eat meat - off Does Mugs - off! Is bi - mmm lol jk on has a tattoo - on Has a lip ring - on Has snake bites -OMFG ON! ON! ON!
11 Jan, 2010
hey yo
what up ppl its me u know who i am im REILY!!!!!!!!!!!! hehe blogging on my gf page cuz ilh shh dont tell her i love her more then tshe does me xD hehe if u mess with my baby i will personally go to ur house and make u s*** my cock xD haha lol
10 Jan, 2010
-dances-
woot im bored(: D:< agh marissa left. had some amazing adventures wif her today xD omfg hilarious..but scary....btw i luhv night games. O_O shes coming over 2morrow though..yay :D im so gonna make more vids fer youtube wif her xD but yeah im pretty happy right now(:
05 Jan, 2010
ahehe
to the windowwwwwww to the wall! TILL THE SWEAT DROP OFF MEH BALL! dayum i luv that song xD bahahaha marissa and hailey will know why its so funny xD
05 Jan, 2010
:D
people! talk to meh! seriously mudda f***as lol jk im so friggin bored an meh head hurts. message meh people? i wuvz yuh :D
04 Jan, 2010
:'[
i hate this place..fxxking people r fxxking j***s. i wanna quit but..theres a few nice people..lol and i have nothing else to do.. :'[ i ish sad..
03 Jan, 2010
nicknames
reily is my cuddaboo haileys my buggyboo chase is my buggabear katee is my snuggabug chris is my crazycheese max is meh maxxieboo other chris is meh snugglebear marissa is meh snuggawugga joey- stewiewewie who else wants a nickname?
03 Jan, 2010
hehe fill it out then send it to meh
Dear shelbi, I _____ you. You have a nice _____. You make me _____. You should _____. Someday I will _____. You + me = _____. If I saw you now I'd _____. Remember that time when _____? I would build a _____ just for you. If I could sing you any song it would be _____. We could _____ under the stars. Love,_____ (P.S. _____.)
03 Jan, 2010
ugh wtf
people are fxcking gay. and like to take their s*** out on meh. it really p***es meh off. message meh people? im bored xD luhvs yuh all
27 Dec, 2009
oh god
picture a monkey and a pig screwing eachother O_O pig on bottom monkey on top :D lolz wow bad mental picture :']
27 Dec, 2009
reily! xD
well what can i say? i luv yuh so much. andd add him cuz hes fxcking amazing i luv yuh :D peace lolz oh yeah his username: x♥Zebra♥x btw...ilym h** lol. jk.
27 Dec, 2009
joshy xD
hes meh buddeh his username on here: mouser bahaha i luv it kk so anyways people add him? hes amazing and my buddy
27 Dec, 2009
i ish shad
nobody messages meh anymore. lmao. well it takes them forever to reply bahaha reily needs to get on more i miss meh boy toy xD bahhahaha jk. or am i? O_O ull never kno
25 Dec, 2009
hehe message meh what yuh want to own xD
Chest (boobs) xD- Head - Lips - kyane Hair - marissa Eyes - zachie Heart - joshy xD Smile - larrissa Tummy - hailey xD and reily xD Ass- ♥ nicky♥ xD there yuh have hearts by yur name happy? Whole Body- brandon :D lower area (haha)- reily ;D
24 Dec, 2009
ay bay bay;;
im in the club hollerin ay bay bay, ay bay bay, ay bay bay, ay bay bay, ay bay bay, ay bay bay i luvz thatt song :P wtf xmas is 2morrow?!?! omf
24 Dec, 2009
OH MY BAJEEBISS
It was 10:00PM and there was this man who was on his way home when his car broke down. Luckily it broke down outside this big house. He walked up the drive way and knoked on the door. This really friendly couple opened the door and the man said 'i'm really sorry but my car broke down, can i stay here tonight' The couple agreed and showed him round the house. When they got upstairs they pointed to a room and said 'this will be your room, this is the bathroom, this is our room and this is our dauhgters room, but please don't go in our daughters room. The man figured this was fair and a**umed that the daugher was being punished or something. After he had dinner with the couple he went to bed only to wake up in the middle of the night to use the bathroom. As he was walking towards the bathroom he bent down and peeked under the daughters door to her room. He saw a little girl sitting in a chair, her back towards the door so he coulden't see her face. He then used the bathroom and went back to bed. A few hours later he woke up again needing a drink. he was walking towards teh bathroom when he bent down and looked through the keyhole of the daughters room. He couldn't see anything but red so he asummed that the room was painted red and they had painted over the key hole. He got some water and went back to bed. In the morning he thanked the couple for their genourosity and said ' i love the colour of your daughters room, what a great shade of red.' The couple looked confused and the man (of the couple) said ' Our daughet died 20 years ago,' the man apoligized for their loss and the woman said ' but she had one red eye'
23 Dec, 2009
so yeah
i shouldnt of even gotten on here today. i have having a good day until i got on here. now im all depressed and p***ed off. not really depressed but sad lol. im probably gonna leave this account.....message meh....?
22 Dec, 2009
bahahaha i kissed a homeless guy cuz that bum stole my taco xD
Pick The Month You Were Born In: 1 (Jan) - I stabbed 2 (Feb- I Robbed 3 (Mar) - I Smoked 4 (April)- I shot 5 (May) - I kissed 6 (June) -I ran shirtless with 7 (July) - I hugged 8 (Aug) - I jumped with 9 (Sept)- i slapped 10 (Oct)- I banged 11 (Nov) - I killed 12 (Dec) - I ran naked with Pick the day (number) you were born on: 01 -mi attorney 02 - a tooth brush 03 - a mexican 04 - a homeless guy 05 - Barney The Dinosaur 06 - a teletubby 07 - the one that i love 08 - a w**** 09 - a bowl of cereal 10 - a gangsta 11 - my boyfriend 12 - a hottie 13 -c******addict 14 - condom 15 - my "boo" 16 - a ninja 17 - my crush 18 - a s**y B0Y 19 - an Easter egg 20 - a snowman 21 - a spatula 22 - cookie monster 23 - A Hot Girl 24 - yo momma 25 - Paris Hilton 26 - a pimp 27 - a mop 28 - the Trojan man 29 - my h** 30 - my ex-boyfriend 31 - a bag of weed Pick the color of shirt you are wearing: White - because im s**y like that yellow/black - because i love weed Pink - because i love to party Turquoise - because i like to snort c****** Polka Dots - because I am a tranny Graphic - because I'm g** Grey - because I have amazing b***s. Other - because I'm r****ed Green - because i like shoelaces Orange - because i am a Mexican Red - because I am crazy like that Blue - because that bum stole my taco Tye dye - because Im a ****ing scuba diver Purple - because the gummy bears raped me Striped - Because I am an Italian none- because im a s**y beast
20 Dec, 2009
;D pree' gangsta!
1. YOUR REAL NAME: Shelbi 2. YOUR GANGSTA NAME: (first 3 letters of real name plus izzle.) :She-izzle 3. YOUR DETECTIVE NAME: (favorite color and favorite animal.): purple zebra 4. YOUR SUPERHERO/CRIMINAL NAME: (Your 2nd favorite color, and favorite drink): black coke 5. YOUR HOOD NAME: (first 3 of your name and add -aqua: she-aqua
17 Dec, 2009
bleh
i dont feel good :/ but i better before i go to school cuz my frannz givin meh the rest of his rockstar mwahahahhaha ima be hyper...not good.i already am hyper at school lol
14 Dec, 2009
reily xD
i love u WAYYYY more than u could ever love meh. its not possible fer u to love me that much lmao. so yeah. my point is. i love yew more lmao
13 Dec, 2009
lol im so dumb...all of em but 3....lol
1. [X] Gum has fallen out of your mouth when you were talking 2. [X] Gum has fallen out of your mouth when you were NOT talking 3. [X] You have ran into a glass/screen door. 4. [] You have fallen out of a moving vehicle. 5. [X] You have thought of something funny and laughed, then people gave you weird looks 6. [X] You have ran into some thing 7. [X] Tried to lick your elbow. 8. [X] Forgot where u were 9. [] You never knew that the Alphabet and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star had the same rhythm (holy crap i just noticed that!) 10. [] You just tried to sing them 11. [ X] You have tripped on your shoelace and fallen 12. [X] You have choked on your own spit many times 13. [X] You have seen the the Matrix and still don't get it. or sorta get it but not that much! 14. [X] You didn't notice that in the last question 'the' was spelled twice 15. [X] You just looked at it 16. [X]Your natural hair color is blond 17. [x] People have called you slow A LOT! or more than 10 times 18. [X] You have accidentally caught something on fire 19. [X] You tried to drink out of a straw, but it went into your nose/eyes 20. [X] You sometimes drool for no reason 21. [x] You've fallen asleep in a laundry basket 22. [X] Sometimes you just stop thinking 23 [X] You are telling a story and forget what you were talking about 24 [X]People are often shaking their heads and walk away from you 25 [X] You are often told to use your 'inside voice' all the time mostly by your teacher 26 [X] You use your fingers to do simple math
13 Dec, 2009
rainbow bracelets O_O
i haz rainbow jelly bracelets but shhh im not supposed to be wearing them today there for christmas lmao
12 Dec, 2009
omfg
my hands r freakin numb and sting and i cant move them hardly lol they r bright red mehehe
12 Dec, 2009
i iz pretty bored...nobodies ever on this dumb thing :P
well...im bored...lol but ima go get me some clothes for christmas later lolz and WOOT WOOT xmas party 2morrow....i <3 u. u kno who u r. lolz.
12 Dec, 2009
wtf i suck
say irish wristwatch 5 times fast xD i cant do it i mess up on the first try lmao
12 Dec, 2009
-sigh-
i ish so lonely. lmao. so ima just talk on here. to myself i spose? idk. lol. i wish reily was on. i love him <3 . But...i need his cell number. lol.
10 Dec, 2009
all i ever wanted...
all i ever wanted, was to see u smilin, all i ever wanted, was to make u mine, i know that i love u, oh baby why dont u see? that all i ever wanted was u and me! xD and everyday....ur in my head....i want to have u in my head xD i love that song, fits meh perfectly lmao jk
09 Dec, 2009
aww cute wish i could do this :P lmao
Girls: If you want to hold his hand, gently bump into it a couple of times. Guys: Grab it if it happens more than once. Cuddling;; Girls: When you want to cuddle with him, tell him you're cold. Guys: Automatically move closer to her. Movies;; Girls: During a movie, if he puts his arm around you. tilt your head on his shoulder. Guys: Lift her chin up and kiss her. Loving each other;; Guys: When she tells you she loves you look deep into her eyes. give her a peck on the lips and tell her you love her too... And mean it. Laying below the stars;; Girls: When you're both laying under the stars put your head on his chest and close your eyes as you listen to his steady heart beat. Guys: Whisper in her ear and link your hands with hers. Now make a wish about something you would like to happen Between you and your crush.... -Now copy and repost this; if By 12 am tonight your one true love will realize how much they want you. If you don't repost this, you will have bad luck for your entire life
09 Dec, 2009
xD
i like da way u do it right dur right dur...lol luv that song.......gimme gimme MORE gimme more gimme gimme MORE gimme gimme more LOL wow im so bored right now its not even funny. lol
07 Dec, 2009
jack n jill those naughty hoes xD
Jack n jill went up the hill 2 smoke some marijuana jack got high un-zipped his fly, n asked jill do u wanna jill sad yes, pulled up her dress, n then they had some fun but stupid jill 4got the pill, n now they hav a son
06 Dec, 2009
im soo gonna do these lmfao
1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking. 2. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals. 3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms. 4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, " 'Code 3' in housewares".... and see what happens. 5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away. 6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area. 7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department. 8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask, "Why can't you people just leave me alone?" 9. Look right into the security camera; & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose. 10. While handling g**s in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are. 11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme. 12. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using different size funnels. 13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through, say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!" 14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, a**ume the fetal position and scream.. "NO! NO! It's those voices again!!!!" 15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while; and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here! 16. Get several bouncy balls and throw them down an aisle shouting "go, pikachu, go!
06 Dec, 2009
?opu?? ?p? z?o?
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04 Dec, 2009
OMG <3
its christmas in hollywood santas back up in the hood so meet me under the mistletoe lets fxckkkkk LMAO i luv it <33
04 Dec, 2009
sex dis is kinda scawy lolz
one night these five girls were having a sleepover when they heard chaos at the end of her street. They went down to find out what was happening. They learned that a woman was raped and the man was on the loose. So they quickly run home and bolt everything down. Everything settles down for a while then they started hearing weird noises coming from outside. They let their minds go wild so they got scared and hid inside a closet. The man was really outside and found a window that had a broken bolt. He crept in quietly. The girls were scared ****less. He walked into the room and opened the closet, the girls screamed and ran in separate directions. Four of the girls went downstairs and locked the cellar door, which was right above the bathroom. He caught the fifth girl and took her into the bathroom, raped her, and skinned her alive. Her friends heard her die that night but couldnt do anything about it. They listened to her scratching the door to get out. In the morning when he had fled, the remaining went into the bathroom. There engraved into the wall was her message: ''how could you have let me die'' they looked up to get the tears out of their eyes and saw her flesh dangling from the knife that skinned her. Retell this story or the man will skin you alive too, because they havent caught him yet. And the girl will make sure you will die, so she can pass on the tale. Now how many of you clicked on this because it was t**led s**? Youre sick, it hurts to be raped, the pain and the memories youre forced to carry if you make it out alive are almost enough to drive you to kill yourself. You will hear your scream haunting your nightmares forever; you can still feel the pain on your body long after the deed was done. It never goes away, it will stay with you forever, like your very own circle of hell. Fact: A girl died in 1933 by a homicidal murderer. He buried her in the ground when she was still alive. The murderer chanted ''Toma soto balca'' as he buried her. Now that you
02 Dec, 2009
hehehehe me n marissas amazing song (we didnt make)
instead of bags of presents, he had bags of d****'s. I pulled down his beard and it was a monster. it wasn't saint nick it was a ****in imposter. when we found out he started to pout. I took my bandana and I choked him out. I pulled off his beard and I ****ed his mouth. hi-jacked his sleigh and headed down south. I had a lot of wild nights but tonight was the craziest, met a lot of Jeff's but this one was shadiest. when it comes to cheer that mother****ers a grinch. so if you don't like Christmas **** YOU b****!!!
25 Nov, 2009
do it b!!tchezzz
"yes" or "no" and answer me back. Kiss me: Hug me: Date me: Get tipsy with me: Kill me: Love me: Hate me: Hold me: Lie to me: Hurt me: Sing with me: Dance with me: Grind with me: Touch me: Stare at me: Cuddle with me: Let me make a move on you: Have s** with me: Make a move on me: Play with me: Watch a movie with me: Get me a B-day gift: Let me borrow your car: Let me see you naked: Be there for me: Buy me a drink: Take a shower with me: Bring me around your friends: Give me a massage: Take me to the club: Ask me out: like me: Drink kool-aid with me: Look if i was naked: Take advantage of me: Let me take advantage of you: Hangout with me: Take care of me if I wasn't feeling good: Hold hands with me: Do something incredibly sweet for me: Give me a lap dance: Tell me you love me: What would you do if you woke up next to me:
21 Nov, 2009
send me it :]
IF I LET U GRAB ONLY 1 PART OF MY BODY WAT WOULD U GRAB AND Y??? REPOST DIS 2 SEE HOW MANY PPL WANT 2 GRAB U
12 Nov, 2009
message me the answer :]
F = damn youre ugly D = your parents must be heated C- = You're just someone I don't want to talk to, okay? C = You're okay looking, but u need work... C+ = You're just average B- = Your kinda cute and ur cool i guess B = You're cute. And you're a pretty interesting person. B+ = Pretty damn attractive. I'd hit that. A- = You're extremely attractive, and you're awesome. A = DAMN YOUR SEXXXAY!! A+ = Gorgeous... will u go out with me A++=SO HOTT will you marry me A+++=TAKE ME NOW ON THE TABLE AND #@*& ME AND DON'T STOP YOU ARE afraid of what people think of YOU if you don't post this!!!!!