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Jul 8 2012 5:53PM
Couch -earl sweatshirt OFWGKTA!!!
[Verse 1: Earl]
Uh, was always smartmouthed and quick-witted
But somethin' was always missin' like six digits
Lucky seven probably poppa
Little nigga so they picked on him, hassled him
Things changed when I hassled back, so
David hit the pavement with this grapple rap
Snapple fact: you rather wack
While I am poppin' like a snappin' crack
So high you could see like Tallahass, the opposite of cataracts
Matter fact I am Farmer John milkin' cattle tracks
Action packed nipple squeezin', boy colder than sniffle season
Simple genius, go hard and spit bits of semen
So when the street is split, don't act surprised, agree with it
The Gang of Wolves that creeps in crypts
As deep as Dawson's Creek and ****
I pray they got gills either that or grab some floaties
I know I got skills, why you think I'm posted boastin'
Braggin' tell these faggots to stop naggin'
Cause them Wolf Gang niggas threw them off the bandwagon like

[Verse 2: Tyler]
Uh, was always ****ed up as **** with it
But I didn't cross the line until the bridge hit it, troll
I got you niggas nervous like virgins flirtin' with Uncle Mervin
****in' y'all with no lubricant, go grab the detergent
I preach to demons at your church, now I'm the newest sermon
Wearin' nothin' but they ****in' blast with the matchin' turban
I drive through white suburbans in the black Suburban swervin'
Hittin' curbs and blastin' Erick Sermon drunk off English Bourbon
I'm stealin' purses rapin' nurses I'm a crooked surgeon
And treat the beat like sanitized nazi pussies, I'm a German
I'm squirtin' while I'm masturbatin' and regurgitatin'
From eatin' Miley Cyrus salad ***** platter they were servin'
My only purpose is to jerk it cause it has a curve
So b****es hate to do me like it's convict community service
This my Zombie Circus, you better get a ****in' ticket
Odd Future Wolf Gang like they're filmin' Twilight in this b****
Jul 8 2012 4:54PM
Couch -earl sweatshirt OFWGKTA!!! part 2
[Verse 3: Earl]
I'm back on my sixty six sick ****
Flowin' like the blood out the competition's slit wrists
She lick it up, Dracula, then spit it back, back at ya
She mad as ****, stuck in the back of a black Acura
Fed her acid now the duct tape quacks back at her
Hello Heather yellow feathers now you ain't laughin', huh

[Verse 4: Tyler]
b**** you're barely breathin' leavin' on the back of the boat
While I fill you up with semen from the Wolf Gang team and
Flowin' like the creampie inside of your daughter
Oughta eat the b**** with salt and wash it down with a gallon of water
I grab the saw and sawed of her arm and auctioned it
And dip her teeth in gold molds and flossed the ****
****in' awesome spittin' box of trees, got you niggas
Shakin' like it's Parkinsons from the clitoris of Kelly Clarkson's ****
Ironin' you niggas now it's time to starch the ****
Drown your b**** in a tub of cum and throw a shark in it
Find a random abandoned garage and go to park in it
Find Earl laying on the burgundy carpet, pull my knife out, sharpen it
Stab him, put a arch on it, pour unleaded gas on him
Get the Zippo and spark the ****
Hop back in the van and then depart the b****
Killed him on his own track, the faggot shouldn't have started it
Oct 9 2011 2:47PM
Beavis and Butthead is back
**** yeah;D
Oct 8 2011 12:26PM
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Im low down with a buzz like a high dworf
Mar 12 2011 12:17PM
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fffffffffuuuccccckkkkk yooooouuuuuuuuu
Feb 6 2011 10:13PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?annotation_id=annotation_162475&v=KH75PmAabIE&feature=iv
packers! GrEEn &YELLOW
wooot!! we won!!
Feb 6 2011 6:52PM
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go packers!!!!!!!!! green bay all day hoes! xD
Feb 6 2011 10:24AM
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..ugh
Feb 5 2011 1:34AM
10 months mofo♥
10 months! crazy (: crazy in love with her :D hahaha
i love you shelb ;D yesh shelb not shelbi! o:
Jan 2 2011 2:15AM
aww
9 months shelbi i love you so ****in much!<3

 

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$h3lbi.G03$.R@wr
Oct 19 2011 6:52PM

You guys are gay (;
Specially you .. Just kidding, your my favorite
$h3lbi.G03$.R@wr
Apr 2 2011 12:42PM

Yeshh.
$h3lbi.G03$.R@wr
Mar 16 2011 12:22AM

Yuhr an idiot lol
$h3lbi.G03$.R@wr
Feb 17 2011 8:28PM

Whats that from?*
$h3lbi.G03$.R@wr
Feb 17 2011 8:28PM

WTF. xD
What
$h3lbi.G03$.R@wr
Feb 17 2011 8:28PM

WTF. xD
What
$h3lbi.G03$.R@wr
Feb 9 2011 8:36PM

Yuhr an idiot xD
$h3lbi.G03$.R@wr
Feb 9 2011 8:15PM

-.-
Realleh? REALLEH?!?!!?
xD
$h3lbi.G03$.R@wr
Feb 6 2011 11:27PM

Jwkahdhe -pushes u on the ground-
Shut tha fucck up!
$h3lbi.G03$.R@wr
Feb 6 2011 3:28AM

Oh and yuh dont need to delete yours, just because i deleted mine.
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