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Oct 3 2009 9:08PM
"2009 couples"
98% marry their 7-12th grade sweethearts
& because you opened this.... You will get
A good talk tomorrow by the person you love or like!
& it will also be the best day of your life!
Do not break this chain
Repost this as "2009 couples"
You' ve got 1 minute
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Jul 16 2009 2:33AM
In line at McDonalds
im in line at MCDONALDS...its someone in front of me in a long line tht had like 5 minutes to look ova they menu and find wat they want...Darren gets all the way up there and dont kno wat he want
yea i kno yur name b****.. i neva told yu tht yur my friend on myspace!
So the next time yu in front of me and had 5 minutes to look ova the menu...
imma wait till yu order,once yu turn around
IMMA BITE YUR FACE!!! 
repost tis if yu had this done to yu,but change the name of the person,or ppl
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Jul 14 2009 9:01PM
OMG 
My MOM told me tht i was a mistake in a bar on a pool table!
I was so hurt tht said yu wasnt my mom, myh real mom adopted yu to be my parent!
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Jul 14 2009 1:35PM
Wanted...
do yu believe a guy with muscles like mine be wanted for MURDER?
Well i am im in love wit the person who i killed too
that BASTARD called me a dumbazz!
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Jul 14 2009 1:30PM
Jamaican me HAPPY!
A guy has three reasons why he calls P***Y Jamaica
1. he wanna tell everybody he went there
2. he neva wanna leave
3. and he ALWAYS wanna go back!
message me about this blog or have no good sex for
the rest of yur life
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Jul 14 2009 1:27PM
Juss a Joke...
A GUY PUTS HIS LOCATION IN A GIRLS DESTINATION TO INCREASE THE POPULATION IN THE NEXT GENERATION DO YOU GET MY EXPLINATION OR YOU NEED A DEMONSTRATION?
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Jul 6 2009 7:25PM
I KISSES A HOMELESS GUY BECAUSE THAT BUM STOLE MY TACO!
ick The Month You Were Born In:
1 (Jan) - I stabbed
2 (Feb- I Robbed
3 (Mar) - I Smoked
4 (April)- I shot
5 (May) - I kissed
6 (June) -I ran shirtless with
7 (July) - I hugged
8 (Aug) - I jumped with
9 (Sept)- i slapped
10 (Oct)- I banged
11 (Nov) - I killed
12 (Dec) - I ran naked with
Pick the day (number) you were born on:
01 -
02 - a tooth brush
03 - a mexican
04 - a homeless guy
05 - Barney The Dinosaur
06 - a teletubby
07 - the one that i love
08 - a whore
09 - a bowl of cereal
10 - a gangsta
11 - my boyfriend
12 - a hottie
13 -cocaine addict
14 - condom
15 - my "boo"
16 - a ninja
17 - my crush
18 - a sexy B0Y
19 - an Easter egg
20 - a snowman
21 - a spatula
22 - cookie monster
23 - A Hot Girl
24 - yo momma
25 - Paris Hilton
26 - a pimp
27 - a mop
28 - the Trojan man
29 - my hoe
30 - my ex-boyfriend
31 - a bag of weed
Pick the color of shirt you are wearing:
White - because im sexy like that
yellow/black - because i love weed
Pink - because i love to party
Turquoise - because i like to snort cocaine
Polka Dots - because I am a tranny
Graphic - because I'm gay
Grey - because I have amazing boobs.
Other - because I'm retarded
Green - because i like shoelaces
Orange - because i am a Mexican
Red - because I am crazy like that
Blue - because that bum stole my taco
Tye dye - because Im a ****ing scuba diver
Purple - because the gummy bears raped me
Striped - Because I am an Italian
none- because im a sexy beast
Jun 15 20
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Jun 29 2009 6:08AM
I want SEX
IT'S PRETTY FUNNY THAT YOU OPENED THIS because in the next seven days you will:
* have sex
* have someone fall in love with you
* find money you've been missing
* your luck will change for the better in all areas... love, happiness, job, money,
BUT...first you will have to repost this with 1 of these titles:
"I'm a lesbian"
"I'M HORNY"
"I GOT ARRESTED"
"Just to settle all the rumors...yes I am pregnant"
"I'm getting married!"
"Guess ... who i kissed last night!"
"I guess it was never meant to be"
"I'm gonna be a daddy!"
"I'm moving back!!!!!"
"im gonna be a mommy"
"I'm moving!!!
"I miss her"
"i miss him"
"he love's me again"
"she love's me again"
"I want SEX"
"I got married last night!!!"
BEWARE IF U DONT REPOST THIS U WILLL HAVE BAD
LUCK FOR 2 years
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Jun 29 2009 5:33AM
Mature Eyes Only
Why? Why do we sleep during church, but when the sermon is over we suddenly wake up?Why is it so hard to talk about God, but so easy to talk about bad things? Why are we so boredwhen we read a Christian magazine, but f ind it easy to look at a magazine o f people? Why is it so easy to ignore a godly message, yet we forward the useless ones? Why are churches getting smaller, but bars and clubs are growing? Think about it, are you going to for ward this? Or are you going to ignore it, cause you think you'll get laughed at? Just remember God is always watching you. forward this as 'mature eyes only'. 80% of you won't forward this. .So go ahead and forward this now and sign your name below
Dazon
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Jun 28 2009 3:30AM
A really racist JOKE(True Story)
A man really told me this happened to him wen he was little
A boy was walkin down the street... he juss came from the store and a caucasion guy walks up to him and say"Wassup MONDAY?" and the boy says hey?looking confused like "why he call me a MONDAY" as in the day in the week
later that week... THE SAME MAN walks up to him again saying the same thing "Wassup MONDAY?" and he is lookin in fear like im scared cuz he keep callin me MONDAY as in the day of the week.... so he see the man who called him MONDAy and says"HEY MISTER,I NOTICED THAT EVERY TIME I SEE YOU, YOU CALL ME A MONDAY" then he say "WHY DO YOU CALL ME THAT?"The man then say..."CAUSE NOBODY LIKES MONDAYS!" then start laughin at him with his friends just because he was a lil black boy... Any comments about this Racist jokes,get at the inbox for me and I'll explain it to you
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