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Member Since: 05/17/2009
Last Login: 02/08/2012
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Nov 5 2011 9:21PM
BLAAaaaAAA
i might start getting back on here
Jun 27 2011 3:16PM
REBUILD
REBUILD is the baes game on this site !..for me anyways
Feb 15 2011 8:03PM
how do i delete
most fun games , every one on here anymore is just a deuce anymore
Feb 14 2011 1:10AM
INTERNET
im loseing it again ...i dont talk to any of you guys iv added anyways ... screw you all
Sep 13 2010 12:57PM
THINGS TO DO AT WAL-MART
1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking.2. Set all the alarm clocks in Electronics to go off at 5-minute intervals3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, 'Code 3' in housewares and see what happens.5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.6. Move a 'CAUTION - 'WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask, "Why can't you people just leave me alone?!!"9. Look right into the security camera and use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the Mission Impossible theme.12. In the auto department, practice your Madonna look using different size funnels.13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through, say 'PICK ME,PICK ME!!'14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream, 'NO! NO! It's those voices again'15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, There is no toilet paper in here16. Get several bouncy balls and throw them down an aisle shouting, pikachu I choose you!! Repost this if you laughed... Or are planning to do any of these things....hehe x3
Jul 4 2010 8:22PM
lol
does any one still use mostfungames XD
Jul 4 2010 8:20PM
BLAAAA
i havent been on in forever !
Mar 26 2010 2:31PM
it's me !!!
1. [] I have walked into a glass/screen door.
2. [x] I have tripped on my shoelace and fallen.
3. [] I have choked on my own spit and thought I were gonna die.
4. [] I've seen the Matrix a bunch of times and still don't get it.
5. [x] I type only with my pointer fingers.
6. [x] I have "accidentally" caught something on fire.( but mostly on purpose XD)
7. [x] I've told a cop to **** off and/or teacher
8. [] I have attempted to sip out of a straw but it accidentally went into my nose, rather than my mouth.
9. [X] I have thought of something funny, and laughed out loud and people looked at me weird.
10.[ ] I've caught myself drooling
11. [x] I've "accidentally" caused an explosion. ( all-ways on purpose / playing with M80s )
12. [x] If someone says the word "duty", I can't help but laugh
13. [x] I've been into a "Do Not Enter" one way road plenty of times.
14. [x] Sometimes I just...stop thinking & zone out.
15. [] It is POSSIBLE to lick your elbow...
16. [x] I just tried to lick my elbow.
17. [X] People often shake their heads and walk away from me.
18. [x] People always tell me to use my "inside voice"
19. [] Gum has fallen out of my mouth while talking.
20. [X] I use my fingers to do simple math
21. [x] I've jumped off a moving vehicle
22. [] I've eaten a bug for $5 or less.
23. [x] I'm taking this test when I should be doing something more important.
24. [ ] I repost chain letters because I'm scared of what they threaten will happen if I don't.
25. [x] I've removed my pants when I was with friends.
26. [] I've ran around naked when I was with friends
27. [x] I've searched all over the place for something, and then realized it was in my hand the whole time.

28. [x] I "accidentally break" a lot of things.( some times on purpose to xD)

29. [x] My friends know not to use big words on me( but they allways do ...jackasses

30. [] I put my head to the side when I'm confused
Mar 24 2010 9:41PM
oct , 17 , none
FIND SOMETHING HILARIOUS ABOUT YOUR SELF!

wats the month yu were born in
1(Jan) - I stabbed
2 (Feb- I Robbed
3 (Mar) - I Smoked
4 (April)- I shot
5 (May) - I kissed
6 (June) -I ran shirtless with
7 (July) - I hugged X
8 (Aug) - I jumped with
9 (Sept)- i slapped
10 (Oct)- I banged
11 (Nov) - I killed
12 (Dec) - I ran naked with


Pick the day (number) you were born on

01 -my x girlfriend
02 - a tooth brush
03 - a mexican
04 - a homeless guy

05 - Barney The Dinosaur
06 - a teletubby
07 - the one that i love
08 - a whore
09 - a bowl of cereal X
10 - a gangsta
11 - my girlfriend
12 - a hottie X
13 -cocaine addict
14 - condom
15 - my "boo"
16 - a ninja
17 - my crush
18 - a sexy GIRL
19 - an Easter egg
20 - a snowman
21 - a spatula
22 - cookie monster
23 - A Hot guy
24 - yo momma
25 - Paris Hilton
26 - a pimp
27 - a mop
28 - the Trojan man
29 - my hoe
30 - my ex-boyfriend
31 - a bag of weed


Pick the color of shirt you are wearing:

White - because im sexy like that X
yellow/black - because i love weed
Pink - because i love to party
Turquoise - because i like to snort cocaine
Polka Dots - because I am a tranny
Graphic - because I'm gay
Grey - because I have amazing boobs.
Other - because I'm retarded
Green - because i like shoelaces
Orange - because i am a Mexican
Red - because I am crazy like that
Blue - because that bum stole my taco
Tye dye - because Im a ****ing scuba diver
Purple - because the gummy bears raped me
Striped - Because I am an Italian
none- because im a sexy beast
May 19 2009 5:17PM
im in the 5%
95% of teens would cry if they saw the Jonas Brothers at the top of a skyscraper about to jump. Copy and paste this EVERYWHERE if you are in the 5% that would shout 'Jump

 

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CrayonCrackwhore
Feb 1 2011 1:13PM

Welllll Message Me Nigg(:
*sammiebear*
Jan 23 2011 12:36AM

hahaa, ur KOOL there urself :)
CrayonCrackwhore
Dec 6 2010 2:27PM

When Was It Taken Away.???
Message Me Hoe >.<
CrayonCrackwhore
Oct 20 2010 4:29PM

Fukk The Waht.? Ahaha Message Me(:
CrayonCrackwhore
Oct 15 2010 5:18PM

Yhur Amazing.!!
And Funny
But Yhu Scare Me With All This Midget Talk -.-
But I Love Yhu Anywaysss.!!
CrayonCrackwhore
Oct 15 2010 12:52PM

John.!!! Kekeke:D
~*♥EMO♥*~
Oct 14 2010 11:16PM

haha ok
<33PeAcEe<33
Oct 12 2010 10:23AM

Ñîčê tø mêêt ŷûhh tôô :D
hmmm ŵêłł ttŷł :D
Errionna
Nov 13 2009 12:37PM

WAT UP PPL PUT RUDE THINGZ ON HERE AND I AM NICE IM NOT RUDE SHOWIN UR PAGE SOME LOVE!!!!!!
Rebal Dude
Sep 17 2009 4:25PM

WTF?
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